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<strongbad>Hold on, I'm not done with the props yet!</strongbad>
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<strongbad>Greetings, party people in the place to be!</strongbad>
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<strongbad> I am called Strong Bad!</strongbad>
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<strongbad>Hand over all your moneys in a paper and/or plastic bag!</strongbad>
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<strongbad>Ladies, form a line to my left for makeouts!</strongbad>
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<strongbad>Dudes, form a line to my right for high fives!</strongbad>
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<strongbad>Like I said, I'm Strong Bad.</strongbad>
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<strongbad>I've been described as cool,<span style="visibility:hidden"> awesome, hot, video games, the hottest, and real real hot.</span></strongbad>
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<strongbad>I've been described as cool, awesome,<span style="visibility:hidden"> hot, video games, the hottest, and real real hot.</span></strongbad>
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<strongbad>I've been described as cool, awesome, hot,<span style="visibility:hidden"> video games, the hottest, and real real hot.</span></strongbad>
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<strongbad>I've been described as cool, awesome, hot, video games,<span style="visibility:hidden"> the hottest, and real real hot.</span></strongbad>
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<strongbad>I've been described as cool, awesome, hot, video games, the hottest,<span style="visibility:hidden"> and real real hot.</span></strongbad>
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<strongbad>I've been described as cool, awesome, hot, video games, the hottest, and real real hot.</strongbad>
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<strongbad>Me and my big brother and our The Cheat pretty much run the show around here,</strongbad>
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<strongbad>as well as serve as a sort of multi-purpose criminal element.</strongbad>
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<strongbad>Yeah, we got a lot of—</strongbad>
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<strongbad>Yeah, we got a lot of—</strongbad>
<homestar voiceover="voiceover">Ahe-he-hem.</homestar>
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<strongbad>What are you doing here?</strongbad>
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<homestar>Well, I was going to get a high five, but, I see that I'm already here.</homestar>
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<homestar>And with a snake on my head!</homestar>
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<strongbad>Yeah, that's right.</strongbad>
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<strongbad>So I'm gonna have to charge you double.</strongbad>
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<strongbad>You know, since you're both here.</strongbad>
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<homestar>That sounds re-ZON-able.</homestar>
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<strongbad>Okay, I only accept gold nuggets.</strongbad>
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<strongbad>Or maybe Denver Nuggets.</strongbad>
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<strongbad>...Whatever you got on ya.</strongbad>
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<strongbad>Chicken nuggets.</strongbad>
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