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    <line start="15" end="123" speaker="strongbad">Oh, I'm an e-mail gambler... that means I play cards with e-mails. Full house.</line>
    <line start="131" end="169" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Strongbad, What would happen if you poked Pom-Pom with a pin?"</line>
    <line start="175" end="213" speaker="strongbad">"Is that why I haven't seen him around in a while? Kevin Oh!"</line>
    <line start="221" end="245" speaker="strongbad">Oh! Kevin. You scared me!</line>
    <line start="249" end="345" speaker="strongbad">I dunno. I guess he would pop or explode depending on whether he's filled with helium or hydrogen.</line>
    <line start="351" end="388" speaker="strongbad">And also depending on if he's on fire at time of poke.</line>
    <line start="393" end="444" speaker="strongbad">This is sounding pretty good. Poking Pom Pom with a pin while he's on fire!</line>
    <line start="450" end="481" speaker="strongbad">Let's see, how can we raise
the stakes a little bit?</line>
    <line start="488" end="551" speaker="strongbad">Ooh! I'll be blindfolded! Truly this will be my greatest feat!</line>
    <line start="569" end="592" speaker="strongbad">All right. I'm ready to go.</line>
    <line start="614" end="663" speaker="homestar">Um, I think it was dot-egg or dot-muffin or something.</line>
    <line start="666" end="703" speaker="coachz">You sure it wasn't dot-com? Or dot-org?</line>
    <line start="710" end="734" speaker="homestar">No, I'm pretty sure it was dot-egg.</line>
    <line start="735" end="749" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">All right, Hindenburg.</line>
    <line start="751" end="757" speaker="strongbad">Where're you at?</line>
    <line start="758" end="788" speaker="coachz">Whoa! Hey there! Careful with those!</line>
    <line start="791" end="804" speaker="strongbad">Pom Pom? Is that you?</line>
    <line start="807" end="816" speaker="homestar">Yeah, it's me.</line>
    <line start="823" end="833" speaker="strongbad">Homestar?!</line>
    <line start="841" end="850" speaker="homestar">Yeah, it's me.</line>
    <line start="853" end="884" speaker="strongbad">Look, I'm trying to find Pom Pom. You know where he is?</line>
    <line start="889" end="925" speaker="homestar">I think he's over at Bubs's, filming his documentary.</line>
    <line start="934" end="943" speaker="strongbad">All right, thanks.</line>
    <line start="955" end="1008" speaker="homestar"><em>(in a teenaged voice)</em> Hey, Coach! Check me out! I've got bad zits!</line>
    <line start="1018" end="1050" speaker="bubs">And that's how I almost died the fifteenth time.</line>
    <line start="1053" end="1068" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">All right, Led Zeppelin!</line>
    <line start="1071" end="1092" speaker="strongbad">Let's get this settled once and for all!</line>
    <line start="1123" end="1139" speaker="bubs">That'll be five dollars!</line>
    <line start="1146" end="1175" speaker="strongbad">Ugh! That's cool. I'm cool.</line>
    <line start="1186" end="1198" speaker="strongbad">Here I go again! Urah!</line>
    <line start="1241" end="1248" speaker="strongbad">Pom Pom, is that yo—</line>
    <line start="1316" end="1328" speaker="bubs">That'll be ten dollars!</line>
    <line start="1381" end="1429" speaker="strongbad">Ugh! So, since I was blindfolded, I didn't really get a clear view of what happened.</line>
    <line start="1433" end="1473" speaker="strongbad">But I'm pretty sure I didn't get the everloving snot beat out of me</line>
    <line start="1476" end="1547" speaker="strongbad">and that Pom Pom exploded in a big fiery ball that was visible from space.</line>
    <line start="1556" end="1610" speaker="strongbad">Poor guy... I feel kind of sorry for him. I might even miss him a little bit.</line>
    <line start="1619" end="1651" speaker="strongbad">Well, it had to be done in the name of science.</line>
    <line start="1660" end="1700" speaker="strongbad">Or, more accurately, because some kid e-mailed me and told me to.</line>
    <line start="1709" end="1730" speaker="strongbad">I hope you're happy, Kevin!</line>
    <line start="1776" end="1807" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Dear General and Fraulein Pom Pom,</line>
    <line start="1813" end="1847" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">It is with a heavy heart that I inform you that</line>
    <line start="1848" end="1938" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">your son recently exploded in a big, fiery ball that was visible from space.</line>
    <line start="1945" end="2030" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">I would also like to add that in no way did he beat any of the everloving snot out of me.</line>
    <line start="2040" end="2069" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Sequentially, Strong Bad</line>
    <line start="2113" end="2158" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, read 'em and weep, boys! Pair of Abdis and a Viklas!</line>
    <line start="2163" end="2207" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, man! Alls I got is a lousy MonkeyDude!</line>
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