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'''[[Cold One]]''' is the most popular brand of [[beer]] in [[Free Country, USA]]. They are shipped in brown, nondescript bottles. The Cold One motto is "A One that isn't cold, is scarcely a One at all." Although there has been some debate as to whether they are actually alcoholic or not, the [[Kerrek]] rejects Cold Ones because he is a [[Teetotalism|teetotaler]] in the email "[[for kids]]". Also, since the [[Strong Bad]] [[Homestar Runner and Strong Bad Screensaver|screensaver]] displays "Premium Alcoholic Cold Ones", and that Room Temp-A-Ture Ones are "brewed in Foreign Lands", the conclusion must be that a Cold One is a refreshing type of beer. In addition, "Warm Ones" could possibly be referring to the misconception that the British prefer drinking their beer at near room temperature.
 
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'''[[Cold One]]''' is the most popular brand of [[beer]] in [[Free Country, USA]]. They are shipped in brown, nondescript bottles. The Cold One motto is &quot;A One that isn't cold, is scarcely a One at all.&quot; Although there has been some debate as to whether they are actually alcoholic or not, the [[Kerrek]] rejects Cold Ones because he is a [[Teetotalism|teetotaler]] in the email &quot;[[for kids]]&quot;. Also, since the [[Strong Bad]] [[Homestar Runner and Strong Bad Screensaver|screensaver]] displays &quot;Premium Alcoholic Cold Ones&quot;, and that Room Temp-A-Ture Ones are &quot;brewed in Foreign Lands&quot;, the conclusion must be that a Cold One is a refreshing type of beer. In addition, &quot;Warm Ones&quot; could possibly be referring to the misconception that the British prefer drinking their beer at near room temperature. [[Cold One|(More...)]]


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Cold One is the most popular brand of beer in Free Country, USA. They are shipped in brown, nondescript bottles. The Cold One motto is "A One that isn't cold, is scarcely a One at all." Although there has been some debate as to whether they are actually alcoholic or not, the Kerrek rejects Cold Ones because he is a teetotaler in the email "for kids". Also, since the Strong Bad screensaver displays "Premium Alcoholic Cold Ones", and that Room Temp-A-Ture Ones are "brewed in Foreign Lands", the conclusion must be that a Cold One is a refreshing type of beer. In addition, "Warm Ones" could possibly be referring to the misconception that the British prefer drinking their beer at near room temperature. (More...)

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