Email Intros, Part Two

This article is about the second DVD feature. For other uses, see Email Intros (disambiguation).

Email Intros, Part Two is a video on strongbad email.exe Disc Five. It's a compilation of the intros to each of the next 60 Strong Bad Email intros (the little songs or other things Strong Bad says at the beginning of each email), starting with email #101.

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Strong Sad

Places: Computer Room, Marzipan's House

Computer: Compy 386, Lappy 486, Tandy 400

Running Time: 6:07

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Transcript

Number	Email	Intro
101	car	The views expressed in the following email show do not necessarily reflect the opinions of anybody cool. Oh, except me. {lowers voice} I'm cool.
102	lunch special	Oh email, I'm gonna let you down easy... when I break up with you.
103	haircut	Man, if I had a nickel for every email I get, I would throw them at people in the food court. From that railing, like up above.
104	theme park	Everybody loves this, everybody needs this, it's time for funny stuff.
105	replacement	Our next show is a family show. It... is... the email.
106	dangeresque 3	Oh, here comes little email, with a gun in his hand...
107	cheatday	Let's check a Strong Bad Email, you and me. Together. Like we used to. Like a family.
108	pom pom	Oh, I'm an email gambler... that means I play cards with emails. Full house.
109	crying	{rapping} I'm not gonna sing an email song this week e—{realizes mistake, talking} Oh. Never mind.
110	for kids	{types "quit" into Peasant's Quest; a message responds, "You quitter."} I guess I should do the thing that I do.
111	other days	I got an email in my pocket, and I think it's starting to melt.
112	old comics	Let's get it over with! With the email style, get it over with!
113	pizzaz	Here comes The Strong Baaaaad... Oh, here comes The Strong Baaaaad!
114	the facts	I'm checkin' email, I'm checkin' email. Hey, hey, I'm checkin' email, I'm checkin' email.
115	time capsule	Checkin' emails with a VISCOSITY since 2001, it's a Strong Bad Email.
116	extra plug	Ow ow ow... ow ow oww... ow ow owww... email...
117	montage	Tonight on Strong Bad Email: Comedian Coach Z, actress Marzipan, and some guy from a zoo.
118	virus	I got the email, you got the email, I got the email, you got the email.
119	animal	All right! Let's see if this bad boy can check some emails.
120	radio	I got miles and miles of the email style. Miles and miles of the email style.
121	part-time job	A lot of ladies and a lot of girls... some healthy ladies and some healthy girls!
122	dreamail	Oh oh, email's in the backyard, makin' some stew...
123	origins	This email is leaving the station. Please move to the center of the email, and away from the doors.
124	secret recipes	Email, na na, na na, na na, nanaNA...
125	rock opera	Checkin' email, now take it to the flip side! {repeats the previous sentence backwards}
126	best thing	You got to email, just to stay alive!
127	long pants	And if I email you! Girl, woman! {holds up pieces of paper that say "Girl." and "Woman." as he says those words} Oh, would you email me? Girl, woman! {holds up the papers again}
128	rampage	The email checker, come on and come on, y'all. The email checker, come on and come on, y'all!
129	garage sale	Here comes another email that I'll answer for you! Here comes another email that I'll answer for you!
130	do over	Strong Bad Email! Makes money! Strong Bad Email! Gets paid!
131	boring (really)	{rapping} Email theme song! 1-2-3! A da-da-checka email wit' me, SB, y'all!
132	modeling	Can you handle my style? No, you can't handle my styyyyyle. Email!
133	bottom 10	This email is making fun of you.
134	record book	Drape it over your aaaaaaarms, step out in styyyyyle, Strong Bad Emaaaaaaail...
135	lady...ing	{singing in falsetto} Why do I check emails the way I do? I don't know.
136	geddup noise	A little bit of email. Some you-and-me mail.
137	bedtime story	I'm still here, after all these years, checkin' my email. {in falsetto} Checkin' my email!
138	space program	Email is the sound that we make when a young girl cries...
139	portrait	Hey everybody, it's a musical Strong Bad Email this week!
140	high school	It's the email, baby, lunch juice!
141	death metal	Email, ah ooh, ooh, ooh ah ooh, email, ah ooh, email, ah ooh, ooh.
142	secret identity	Initiate sbemail-refresh daemon.
143	technology	Don't you wanna email, don't you need a email, don't you turn your life around!
144	narrator	I met this email on a north-bound train. We had some dinner then we danced in the rain.
145	myths & legends	I'm livin' the Strong Bad life, I take an email for my wife. I take an email for my wife.
146	pop-up	I was born to check emails and eat lots of cake!
147	lady fan	How many emails can you check? Five, twelve, seven, shut up.
148	disconnected	This week, I'm feeling my style! I've got confidence in my email!
149	candy product	{blows on microphone and taps it} Check one, check two. Sibilance. Sibilance. SBEmail.
150	alternate universe	I've been walkin' on clouds and flippin' off rainbows, on the wings of an email. {to Strong Sad} Thanks, man. STRONG SAD: No prob, Bob.
151	senior prom	Can you see that I've got email styles, c'mon c'mon, can you see that I've got email styles?
152	isp	A badaly-doo, it's time for email, bra-doop-da-dabadoo.
153	redesign	{This scene opens in a darkened computer room with yellow tape (reading "LELLOWTAPE") all over the Lappy.} {from offscreen} Email is nice, {the lights come on and Strong Bad sits down} habalubabulabada! {rips the tape away} Email is twice, habilastilbilasaw!
154	keep cool	I'll take you back to a time when email was king!
155	theme song	When email comes to town, you know, you know, it's like a rainstorm... in your browser.
156	road trip	Good morning, Mr. Email, there's a call for you on line 2.
157	trading cards	A-when you dribble down the court with an email, you leave your dreams at the top of the keeey.
158	cliffhangers	Oooh, it's a e-email, money, money, money. Oooh-ooh. Shut up.
159a	retirement	Green lines, green, green lines. It's a Strong Bad Email again.
159b	retirement	There's a big ol' hole inside my email, makin' it hard to cheeeeck...
160	coloring	Sippin' on a bottle of email, cold, having a picnic lunch with some co-workers.

Fun Facts

• Strong Bad skips the intros for the second emails from dreamail and bottom 10.
• The disconnected intro is slightly cut off at the beginning.
• The intro used for senior prom is taken from an Easter egg as opposed as from the actual opening.
• At the end of each intro, Strong Bad presses the "enter" key, but instead of bringing up the email, it clears the screen for the next intro.
  • At the end of the last intro, Strong Bad presses the "enter" key during the fade-out, but the "strongbad_email.exe" command stays up.

See Also

• The transcripts for Strong Bad Email Intros
• Email Intros

Strong Bad Email Info
Site Components	Menu (Scroll Button Songs), Irregular Back Links, Irregular URLs, Page Titles, Descriptions, Podstar Runner
Emails by	Title, Length, Intros (DVD, Part 1; Part 2), Subject, Greeting, Closing, Sender, Place, Outros, Release Dates
'	Intros Relevant to the Email, Crapfully Yours, Until Next Time..., DELETED, Draw Trogdor Again, How do you type with boxing gloves on? Spin-offs, Emails Edited by Strong Bad, Emails Taken in a Different Direction Abdi LaRue, Ali and Ali's Sister, Bogus Mathematical Theorems, DNA Evidence, Edgar, Tape-leg Email Number References, Acknowledged Update Delays Background Emails, Nonexistent Emails
Technology	Strong Bad's Computers (Malfunctioning, Surpassing Their Assumed Capabilities, Relationships, Stylized Text), (Preeeeow), Floppy Disk Container
'	Statistics, Emails That Meet Strong Bad's Approval, Poorly Written Emails