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''"Like how cows invented milk!"'' | |||
Though rarely actually seen, '''cows''' have been referenced several times, usually as a visual description or an insult. [[Homestar]] also owns a [[Cow Lamp|cow lamp]]. | Though rarely actually seen, '''cows''' have been referenced several times, usually as a visual description or an insult. [[Homestar]] also owns a [[Cow Lamp|cow lamp]]. | ||
== Appearances == | |||
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* Email [[crazy cartoon]] — [[Strong Bad]] says that the [[Sherlock|main character]] of his [[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes|hypothetical cartoon]] would look like a mix between a cow and a helicopter (despite actually resembling neither and instead resembling a jellyfish). | * Email [[crazy cartoon]] — [[Strong Bad]] says that the [[Sherlock|main character]] of his [[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes|hypothetical cartoon]] would look like a mix between a cow and a helicopter (despite actually resembling neither and instead resembling a jellyfish). | ||
* [[strongbad email.exe Disc Two]] — One of the placeholder emails is called | * [[strongbad email.exe Disc Two]] — One of the placeholder emails is called "Is Cows". | ||
* Email [[do over]] — Homestar says | * Email [[do over]] — Homestar says "moo" while [[Impersonations of Other Characters|impersonating]] [[The Cheat]]. Strong Bad tries to point out that The Cheat is not a cow, though [[Strong Mad]] apparently disagrees. | ||
* Email [[technology]] — Strong Bad says that diskettes were invented by computers like how cows invented milk. | * Email [[technology]] — Strong Bad says that diskettes were invented by computers like how cows invented milk. | ||
* Email [[narrator]] — Homestar says that [[Marzipan]] looks like some type of enormous [[Aliens|alien]] cow. | * Email [[narrator]] — Homestar says that [[Marzipan]] looks like some type of enormous [[Aliens|alien]] cow. | ||
* [[Hremail 2000]] — Homestar calls binder clips | * [[Baddest of the Bands]] — After Strong Bad sabotages the [[Cool Tapes]] and [[PomStar]], Marzipan describes Homestar's singing performance as a [[Trains|train]] that has obviously left the station and collided with a herd of grass-fed cattle. | ||
* [[Hremail 2000]] — Homestar calls binder clips "cow clips" and wonders if anyone else calls them that. He then pretends to make them moo. | |||
* [[Soap Box Doiby]] — Homestar says his cart looks like a cow built it. When he sees [[Pom Pom]]'s cart, he says it looks like several very smart cows built it. | * [[Soap Box Doiby]] — Homestar says his cart looks like a cow built it. When he sees [[Pom Pom]]'s cart, he says it looks like several very smart cows built it. | ||
* [[Haunted Photo Booth]] — Homestar [[What are you supposed to be?|guesses]] that The Cheat is | * [[Haunted Photo Booth]] — Homestar [[What are you supposed to be?|incorrectly guesses]] that The Cheat's [[Haunted Photo Booth Costumes|Maxwell costume]] is Swollen Cow Udders On Your Head Man/Lady. | ||
* [[Marzipan Beef Reverser]] — Marzipan faces off against a giant cow skeleton and "reverses the beef" to resurrect it into a living giant cow. | |||
== See Also == | |||
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* [[Cow Lamp]] | * [[Cow Lamp]] | ||
* [[Goats]] | * [[Goats]] | ||
* [[Horses]] | * [[Horses]] | ||
[[Category:Animals]] | |||
Latest revision as of 14:24, 14 July 2026
"Like how cows invented milk!"
Though rarely actually seen, cows have been referenced several times, usually as a visual description or an insult. Homestar also owns a cow lamp.
Appearances
- Email crazy cartoon — Strong Bad says that the main character of his hypothetical cartoon would look like a mix between a cow and a helicopter (despite actually resembling neither and instead resembling a jellyfish).
- strongbad email.exe Disc Two — One of the placeholder emails is called "Is Cows".
- Email do over — Homestar says "moo" while impersonating The Cheat. Strong Bad tries to point out that The Cheat is not a cow, though Strong Mad apparently disagrees.
- Email technology — Strong Bad says that diskettes were invented by computers like how cows invented milk.
- Email narrator — Homestar says that Marzipan looks like some type of enormous alien cow.
- Baddest of the Bands — After Strong Bad sabotages the Cool Tapes and PomStar, Marzipan describes Homestar's singing performance as a train that has obviously left the station and collided with a herd of grass-fed cattle.
- Hremail 2000 — Homestar calls binder clips "cow clips" and wonders if anyone else calls them that. He then pretends to make them moo.
- Soap Box Doiby — Homestar says his cart looks like a cow built it. When he sees Pom Pom's cart, he says it looks like several very smart cows built it.
- Haunted Photo Booth — Homestar incorrectly guesses that The Cheat's Maxwell costume is Swollen Cow Udders On Your Head Man/Lady.
- Marzipan Beef Reverser — Marzipan faces off against a giant cow skeleton and "reverses the beef" to resurrect it into a living giant cow.
