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&quot;How many origins does this coffee have?&quot;
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[[Homestar Runner]] and Mike Chapman sit down to produce the 86th episode of Coffee Town live on [[@strongbadactual (Instagram)|Instagram]].
[[Homestar Runner]] and Mike Chapman sit down to produce the 86th episode of Coffee Town live on [[@strongbadactual (Instagram)|Instagram]].


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'''Running Time:''' 5:30
'''Running Time:''' 5:30


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== Contents ==
 
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* [#Transcript 1 Transcript]
* [#Fun_Facts 2 Fun Facts]
** [#Inside_References 2.1 Inside References]
** [#Real_World_References 2.2 Real World References]
* [#External_Links 3 External Links]
 
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== <span class="mw-headline"> Transcript </span> ==


''{Opens with Puppet Homestar in front of a corner table on which are coffee making supplies. On the walls are framed shirts from the Store. A sign in the lower right reads 'COFFEE TOWN WITH HOMESTAR + MIKE'.}''
''{Opens with Puppet Homestar in front of a corner table on which are coffee making supplies. On the walls are framed shirts from the Store. A sign in the lower right reads 'COFFEE TOWN WITH HOMESTAR + MIKE'.}''
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'''MIKE:''' Live... video. Live phone.
'''MIKE:''' Live... video. Live phone.


'''HOMESTAR:''' Oh!
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh!


'''MIKE:''' We're on live phone right now.
'''MIKE:''' We're on live phone right now.


'''HOMESTAR:''' What is this?
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What is this?


'''MIKE:''' Some kind—
'''MIKE:''' Some kind—


'''HOMESTAR:''' What are we doin'?
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What are we doin'?


'''MIKE:''' We're doin' Coffee Town with ''{looks at sign}'' Homestar and Mike.
'''MIKE:''' We're doin' Coffee Town with ''{looks at sign}'' Homestar and Mike.


'''HOMESTAR:''' Oh.
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh.


'''MIKE:''' I couldn't tell which one of us went first.
'''MIKE:''' I couldn't tell which one of us went first.


'''HOMESTAR:''' I thought that was fake.
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I thought that was fake.


'''MIKE:''' Nope, it's real. This is episode number 86, I believe?
'''MIKE:''' Nope, it's real. This is episode number 86, I believe?


'''HOMESTAR:''' What?! We done 85 more of these?
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What?! We done 85 more of these?


'''MIKE:''' Yeah.
'''MIKE:''' Yeah.


'''HOMESTAR:''' That's a lotta coffee, Mike.
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's a lotta coffee, Mike.


'''MIKE:''' Yeah. So we're gonna be makin' some coffee here, Homestar. ''{opens bag}''
'''MIKE:''' Yeah. So we're gonna be makin' some coffee here, Homestar. ''{opens bag}''


'''HOMESTAR:''' Oh okay. What type? How many origins does this coffee have?
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh okay. What type? How many origins does this coffee have?


'''MIKE:''' Single. One.
'''MIKE:''' Single. One.


'''HOMESTAR:''' Single origin.
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Single origin.


'''MIKE:''' Yep.
'''MIKE:''' Yep.


'''HOMESTAR:''' Those are—
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Those are—


'''MIKE:''' Some blue coffee.
'''MIKE:''' Some blue coffee.


'''HOMESTAR:''' I'm sick of watchin' origin stories.
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'm sick of watchin' origin stories.


'''MIKE:''' Dark chocolate—
'''MIKE:''' Dark chocolate—


'''HOMESTAR:''' I want you to get into like episode five of this coffee. You know what I'm sayin'?
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I want you to get into like episode five of this coffee. You know what I'm sayin'?


'''MIKE:''' Yeah.
'''MIKE:''' Yeah.


'''HOMESTAR:''' Where it's fighting the lesser—
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Where it's fighting the lesser—


'''MIKE:''' Sniff?
'''MIKE:''' Sniff?
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''{Mike holds a spoonful up to Homestar's mouth. Homestar sniffs.}''
''{Mike holds a spoonful up to Homestar's mouth. Homestar sniffs.}''


'''HOMESTAR:''' Ooooh.
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ooooh.


'''MIKE:''' You sniffed with your mouth.
'''MIKE:''' You sniffed with your mouth.


'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{laughs}'' I did. It's my olfactory organ, Mike.
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{laughs}'' I did. It's my olfactory organ, Mike.


'''MIKE:''' Your—
'''MIKE:''' Your—


'''HOMESTAR:''' It's all I got.
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' It's all I got.


'''MIKE:''' Your ol' factory?
'''MIKE:''' Your ol' factory?


'''HOMESTAR:''' It— It's the new factory.
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' It— It's the new factory.


'''MIKE:''' Okay.
'''MIKE:''' Okay.


'''HOMESTAR:''' What a, what—
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What a, what—


'''MIKE:''' Get a couple scoops of this.
'''MIKE:''' Get a couple scoops of this.


'''HOMESTAR:''' Wait, but what notes? We gotta talk about the notes!
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Wait, but what notes? We gotta talk about the notes!


'''MIKE:''' ''{grabs water pitcher}'' Smoky notes.
'''MIKE:''' ''{grabs water pitcher}'' Smoky notes.


'''HOMESTAR:''' Smoky notes, okay. ''{about pitcher}'' What's that thing?
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Smoky notes, okay. ''{about pitcher}'' What's that thing?


'''MIKE:''' Uh, intense notes.
'''MIKE:''' Uh, intense notes.


'''HOMESTAR:''' What are you puttin' in there now?
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What are you puttin' in there now?


'''MIKE:''' And full— This is called 'water'.
'''MIKE:''' And full— This is called 'water'.


'''HOMESTAR:''' Ohhhh.
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ohhhh.


'''MIKE:''' Wanna take a— take a whiff of this with your mouth?
'''MIKE:''' Wanna take a— take a whiff of this with your mouth?
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''{Mike holds the pitcher up to Homestar's mouth. Homestar sniffs.}''
''{Mike holds the pitcher up to Homestar's mouth. Homestar sniffs.}''


'''HOMESTAR:''' Oh, I got notes of—
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, I got notes of—


'''MIKE:''' Get some—
'''MIKE:''' Get some—


'''HOMESTAR:''' Hydrogens.
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hydrogens.


'''MIKE:''' Mmm hmm.
'''MIKE:''' Mmm hmm.


'''HOMESTAR:''' Um, slight oxygens, um—
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Um, slight oxygens, um—


'''MIKE:''' Do you wanna stir it?
'''MIKE:''' Do you wanna stir it?
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''{Mike holds the stirrer up to Homestar's mouth. Homestar grabs the stirrer with his mouth. After a beat, he drops the stirrer on Mike's chair.}''
''{Mike holds the stirrer up to Homestar's mouth. Homestar grabs the stirrer with his mouth. After a beat, he drops the stirrer on Mike's chair.}''


'''HOMESTAR:''' Pah! I say.
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Pah! I say.


''{Mike grabs it and starts stirring the coffee.}''
''{Mike grabs it and starts stirring the coffee.}''
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'''MIKE:''' Hey you know what—
'''MIKE:''' Hey you know what—


'''HOMESTAR:''' That would be a disaster, Mike. Don't— don't ask me to help any more.
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That would be a disaster, Mike. Don't— don't ask me to help any more.


'''MIKE:''' I'm gonna do a timer for two minutes. ''{hits buttons on microwave}''
'''MIKE:''' I'm gonna do a timer for two minutes. ''{hits buttons on microwave}''


'''HOMESTAR:''' Okay. Two minute timer. Single origin.
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay. Two minute timer. Single origin.


'''MIKE:''' Yep. ''{pours water in press}''
'''MIKE:''' Yep. ''{pours water in press}''


'''HOMESTAR:''' Blue bag.
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Blue bag.


'''MIKE:''' Smoky.
'''MIKE:''' Smoky.


'''HOMESTAR:''' Smoky.
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Smoky.


'''MIKE:''' And while we wait, we're gonna wait two minutes for this to brew or steep. I guess it brews, right? ''{glances down, presumably at Matt}''
'''MIKE:''' And while we wait, we're gonna wait two minutes for this to brew or steep. I guess it brews, right? ''{glances down, presumably at Matt}''


'''HOMESTAR:''' Yeah don't—
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah don't—


'''MIKE:''' I don't know why I looked down there. There's nothing down there for me to— ''{laughs}''
'''MIKE:''' I don't know why I looked down there. There's nothing down there for me to— ''{laughs}''


'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{laughs}'' Yeah stop lookin' down there, Mike!
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{laughs}'' Yeah stop lookin' down there, Mike!


'''MIKE:''' Hey! ''{gets up}''
'''MIKE:''' Hey! ''{gets up}''


'''HOMESTAR:''' What's wrong with you?
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What's wrong with you?


'''MIKE:''' I got a treat for you, though.
'''MIKE:''' I got a treat for you, though.


'''HOMESTAR:''' What is it?
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What is it?


'''MIKE:''' You know how, uh—
'''MIKE:''' You know how, uh—


'''HOMESTAR:''' More of a treat than—
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' More of a treat than—


'''MIKE:''' ''{sits down holding a tin}'' You know how I always like to bring something to eat while we make our coffee. Like, it's part of our, part of our little—
'''MIKE:''' ''{sits down holding a tin}'' You know how I always like to bring something to eat while we make our coffee. Like, it's part of our, part of our little—


'''HOMESTAR:''' Ritual?
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ritual?


'''MIKE:''' Livecast, yeah.
'''MIKE:''' Livecast, yeah.


'''HOMESTAR:''' Our made up ritual?
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Our made up ritual?


''{Mike holds up a Pirouline. Homestar gasps.}''
''{Mike holds up a Pirouline. Homestar gasps.}''
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'''MIKE:''' Pirouline!
'''MIKE:''' Pirouline!


'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{very excited}'' A Pirouline!
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{very excited}'' A Pirouline!


'''MIKE:''' Yeah.
'''MIKE:''' Yeah.
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''{Mike moves the Pirouline to Homestar's mouth. Homestar chomps on it and pieces fall everywhere.}''
''{Mike moves the Pirouline to Homestar's mouth. Homestar chomps on it and pieces fall everywhere.}''


'''HOMESTAR:''' You know I love 'em!
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You know I love 'em!


''{Mike laughs and eats a big piece.}''
''{Mike laughs and eats a big piece.}''


'''HOMESTAR:''' Pah! Pah! They're so good I'm gonna spit 'em out!
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Pah! Pah! They're so good I'm gonna spit 'em out!


'''MIKE:''' Mmm hmm.
'''MIKE:''' Mmm hmm.


'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{calmer}'' Lemme get another one of them Piroulines!
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{calmer}'' Lemme get another one of them Piroulines!


''{Mike puts a big piece in Homestar's mouth so that it somewhat resembles a cigar.}''
''{Mike puts a big piece in Homestar's mouth so that it somewhat resembles a cigar.}''


'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{gruff voice}'' I feel like a gangster, Mike.
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{gruff voice}'' I feel like a gangster, Mike.


'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}''
'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}''


'''HOMESTAR:''' I feel like a gangster with a cigar ''{pronounced CEE-gar}''.
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I feel like a gangster with a cigar ''{pronounced CEE-gar}''.


'''MIKE:''' ''{adjusts Pirouline}'' Bit more, there you go.
'''MIKE:''' ''{adjusts Pirouline}'' Bit more, there you go.


'''HOMESTAR:''' Yeah. There's no room for this town in you and me any— ''{Pirouline falls out}'' Awww.
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah. There's no room for this town in you and me any— ''{Pirouline falls out}'' Awww.


'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' 'See'. ''{catches Pirouline}'' You gotta say 'see' at the end of your sentence.
'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' 'See'. ''{catches Pirouline}'' You gotta say 'see' at the end of your sentence.


'''HOMESTAR:''' See?
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' See?


'''MIKE:''' There you go.
'''MIKE:''' There you go.


'''HOMESTAR:''' There's no room for this town any more, you and me.
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' There's no room for this town any more, you and me.


'''MIKE:''' ''{takes a bite}'' Lemme, lemme clean your mouth.
'''MIKE:''' ''{takes a bite}'' Lemme, lemme clean your mouth.
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''{Homestar opens up and says 'ah'. Mike brushes off Homestar's felt-mouth while Homestar coughs.}''
''{Homestar opens up and says 'ah'. Mike brushes off Homestar's felt-mouth while Homestar coughs.}''


'''HOMESTAR:''' You're gaggin' me! Stop!
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You're gaggin' me! Stop!


'''MIKE:''' Alright, got it.
'''MIKE:''' Alright, got it.
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''{Homestar sighs. Mike eats the last bit of Pirouline and points at something on the microwave.}''
''{Homestar sighs. Mike eats the last bit of Pirouline and points at something on the microwave.}''


'''HOMESTAR:''' Pretty good.
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Pretty good.


'''MIKE:''' Look, the timer went away, it says 1:40— Hmm. Alright.
'''MIKE:''' Look, the timer went away, it says 1:40— Hmm. Alright.


'''HOMESTAR:''' Ummm, my internal timer says it's almost time.
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ummm, my internal timer says it's almost time.


'''MIKE:''' Alright. Let's stir it. ''{starts stirring}''
'''MIKE:''' Alright. Let's stir it. ''{starts stirring}''


'''HOMESTAR:''' Stir. Rinse. Repeat. Replete.
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Stir. Rinse. Repeat. Replete.


'''MIKE:''' Filter. ''{puts filter on press}''
'''MIKE:''' Filter. ''{puts filter on press}''


'''HOMESTAR:''' Is this coffee replete with flavor, Mike?
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Is this coffee replete with flavor, Mike?


'''MIKE:''' Yes.
'''MIKE:''' Yes.


'''HOMESTAR:''' Would you say? Hey, get that elbow back up there.
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Would you say? Hey, get that elbow back up there.


'''MIKE:''' Hmm?
'''MIKE:''' Hmm?


'''HOMESTAR:''' Get that elbow back up there!
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Get that elbow back up there!


''{Mike inverts the coffee press and exaggeratedly raises his left elbow to press down.}''
''{Mike inverts the coffee press and exaggeratedly raises his left elbow to press down.}''


'''HOMESTAR:''' No, the other one!
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No, the other one!


'''MIKE:''' ''{raises right elbow}'' This one?
'''MIKE:''' ''{raises right elbow}'' This one?


'''HOMESTAR:''' Yeah.
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah.


'''MIKE:''' Why?
'''MIKE:''' Why?


'''HOMESTAR:''' Get, get it up.
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Get, get it up.


''{This time, Mike exaggeratedly raises his right elbow to press down. Homestar starts to bite Mike's elbow. Mike laughs.}''
''{This time, Mike exaggeratedly raises his right elbow to press down. Homestar starts to bite Mike's elbow. Mike laughs.}''


'''HOMESTAR:''' How's that?
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' How's that?


'''MIKE:''' That's pretty good.
'''MIKE:''' That's pretty good.


'''HOMESTAR:''' I kinda wanted to chomp on that elbow.
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I kinda wanted to chomp on that elbow.


'''MIKE:''' Good lookin' elbow.
'''MIKE:''' Good lookin' elbow.


'''HOMESTAR:''' So what are you doing now?
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' So what are you doing now?


'''MIKE:''' Now we're, um, vacuum sealing the coffee.
'''MIKE:''' Now we're, um, vacuum sealing the coffee.


'''HOMESTAR:''' Okay. That sounds great!
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay. That sounds great!


'''MIKE:''' Yeah.
'''MIKE:''' Yeah.


'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{sniffs}'' Can I make the sound effects?
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{sniffs}'' Can I make the sound effects?


'''MIKE:''' We're doin'—
'''MIKE:''' We're doin'—
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'''MIKE:''' Oh, there was the—
'''MIKE:''' Oh, there was the—


'''HOMESTAR:''' Awww! We did it too early!
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Awww! We did it too early!


'''MIKE:''' That's okay!
'''MIKE:''' That's okay!


'''HOMESTAR:''' It's gonna be disgusting!
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' It's gonna be disgusting!


'''MIKE:''' It took me a second to get the timer on, so I think it was probably exact.
'''MIKE:''' It took me a second to get the timer on, so I think it was probably exact.
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'''MIKE:''' Look at that. Look at that.
'''MIKE:''' Look at that. Look at that.


'''HOMESTAR:''' Go. Take a sniff.
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Go. Take a sniff.


''{Mike holds the cup up to Homestar's mouth. Homestar takes a sniff.}''
''{Mike holds the cup up to Homestar's mouth. Homestar takes a sniff.}''


'''HOMESTAR:''' Ahh. That—
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ahh. That—


'''MIKE:''' One for my partner?
'''MIKE:''' One for my partner?


'''HOMESTAR:''' No, I can't!
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No, I can't!


'''MIKE:''' ''{turns handle toward Homestar}'' This is yours.
'''MIKE:''' ''{turns handle toward Homestar}'' This is yours.


'''HOMESTAR:''' Not right now! I'm on a— I already had two cups today!
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Not right now! I'm on a— I already had two cups today!


'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' Yeah?
'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' Yeah?


'''HOMESTAR:''' Yeah. I'm gonna quit this round.
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah. I'm gonna quit this round.


''{Mike takes the first sip.}''
''{Mike takes the first sip.}''
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'''MIKE:''' Mmm. It's good.
'''MIKE:''' Mmm. It's good.


'''HOMESTAR:''' Gimme the notes!
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Gimme the notes!


'''MIKE:''' It's good coffee. ''{reaches for Piroulines}'' Uh, smoky.
'''MIKE:''' It's good coffee. ''{reaches for Piroulines}'' Uh, smoky.


'''HOMESTAR:''' Are you just makin' that up?
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Are you just makin' that up?


'''MIKE:''' Half-bodied.
'''MIKE:''' Half-bodied.


'''HOMESTAR:''' You keep sayin' 'smoky'.
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You keep sayin' 'smoky'.


'''MIKE:''' ''{takes a Pirouline out of the tin}'' I don't know anything about these notes, Homestar.
'''MIKE:''' ''{takes a Pirouline out of the tin}'' I don't know anything about these notes, Homestar.


'''HOMESTAR:''' Then use some—
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Then use some—


'''MIKE:''' Thankfully it tastes like coffee.
'''MIKE:''' Thankfully it tastes like coffee.


'''HOMESTAR:''' Use Mike words.
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Use Mike words.


'''MIKE:''' It tastes like good coffee.
'''MIKE:''' It tastes like good coffee.


'''HOMESTAR:''' Okay.
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay.


'''MIKE:''' It's dark.
'''MIKE:''' It's dark.


'''HOMESTAR:''' Dark. What else does Mike say?
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Dark. What else does Mike say?


'''MIKE:''' It's pretty hot.
'''MIKE:''' It's pretty hot.


'''HOMESTAR:''' Dark hot.
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Dark hot.


'''MIKE:''' Yeah.
'''MIKE:''' Yeah.


'''HOMESTAR:''' Okay.
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay.


'''MIKE:''' If we weren't live I would have let this sit a second, it's kinda burning my mouth.
'''MIKE:''' If we weren't live I would have let this sit a second, it's kinda burning my mouth.


'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{laughs}'' That's great! Hey, this is probably a great test.
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{laughs}'' That's great! Hey, this is probably a great test.


'''MIKE:''' ''{dunks Pirouline in the coffee}'' You gonna give a little dunk? A little—
'''MIKE:''' ''{dunks Pirouline in the coffee}'' You gonna give a little dunk? A little—


'''HOMESTAR:''' A great screen test.
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' A great screen test.


'''MIKE:''' The old soft Pirouline.
'''MIKE:''' The old soft Pirouline.


'''HOMESTAR:''' Okay.
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay.


'''MIKE:''' Gonna pull a soft Pirouline right here.
'''MIKE:''' Gonna pull a soft Pirouline right here.


'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{laughs}'' Don't do it!
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{laughs}'' Don't do it!


''{Mike takes a bite of the soft Pirouline.}''
''{Mike takes a bite of the soft Pirouline.}''


'''HOMESTAR:''' That's a figure skating maneuver!
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's a figure skating maneuver!


'''MIKE:''' Mmm hmm. Mmm hmm.
'''MIKE:''' Mmm hmm. Mmm hmm.


'''HOMESTAR:''' I think ''{laughs}'' Nadia Comăneci used to do a Soft Pirouline.
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I think ''{laughs}'' Nadia Comăneci used to do a Soft Pirouline.


''{Mike takes another bite.}''
''{Mike takes another bite.}''
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'''MIKE:''' Alright, well good job on number eighty— what'd I say, 85 or 86?
'''MIKE:''' Alright, well good job on number eighty— what'd I say, 85 or 86?


'''HOMESTAR:''' You said 86, I think.
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You said 86, I think.


'''MIKE:''' 86. 86 is in the books.
'''MIKE:''' 86. 86 is in the books.


'''HOMESTAR:''' Yeah.
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah.


''{Mike holds up his hand for a high five. Homestar high fives with his mouth.}''
''{Mike holds up his hand for a high five. Homestar high fives with his mouth.}''


'''HOMESTAR:''' Pah!
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Pah!


'''MIKE:''' Good job.
'''MIKE:''' Good job.


'''HOMESTAR:''' Yeah, get outta here!
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, get outta here!


''{Mike stands up and walks out of frame behind the phone's camera.}''
''{Mike stands up and walks out of frame behind the phone's camera.}''
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'''MIKE:''' Why don't you, um—
'''MIKE:''' Why don't you, um—


'''HOMESTAR:''' Hey, make your brother some coffee some time, why don'tcha.
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, make your brother some coffee some time, why don'tcha.


''{Mike laughs. Homestar sinks out of frame while humming.}''
''{Mike laughs. Homestar sinks out of frame while humming.}''
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'''MIKE:''' How do I stop it? We're still live.
'''MIKE:''' How do I stop it? We're still live.


'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{very quickly reappears}'' I don't know! Oh no! I'm gonna eat the sign!
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{very quickly reappears}'' I don't know! Oh no! I'm gonna eat the sign!


''{Homestar begins biting the 'Coffee Town with Homestar and Mike' sign.}''
''{Homestar begins biting the 'Coffee Town with Homestar and Mike' sign.}''
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'''MIKE:''' There's a couple— it looks like there are four people, maybe? End. There's the 'End' button.
'''MIKE:''' There's a couple— it looks like there are four people, maybe? End. There's the 'End' button.


'''HOMESTAR:''' Do it!
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Do it!


''{Homestar stops biting the sign and sinks out of frame again.}''
''{Homestar stops biting the sign and sinks out of frame again.}''
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''{Homestar very quickly and very briefly reappears.}''
''{Homestar very quickly and very briefly reappears.}''


<span id="fun-facts"></span>
== Fun Facts ==
== <span class="mw-headline">Fun Facts</span> ==
 
https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/e/ed/ytthumb_coffeetown_6.png/180px-ytthumb_coffeetown_6.png
 
''Fish Eye Lens featured a fake thumbnail of the sixth episode of Coffee Town .''
 
=== Trivia ===
 
* According to [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Hdlb677hXU a fan's reupload of the video], this stream was broadcast at approximately 2PM.


<span id="inside-references"></span>
=== Inside References ===
=== <span class="mw-headline">Inside References</span> ===


* Coffee Town with Homestar + Mike first appeared as a recurring fake [[YouTube Related Video Thumbnails|YouTube Related Video thumbnail]].
* ''Coffee Town with Homestar + Mike'' first appeared as a recurring [[Fake YouTube End Screens|fake YouTube "related video" thumbnail]].
* From left to right, the framed shirts are the [[Store|Scalding Lake Shirt]], the [[Store|Duck Shirt]], the discontinued [[Store T-Shirts|Cool Tapes]] shirt, the [[Store|Strong Sad Shirt]], and the [[Store|Support the Municipality! Shirt]] from the [[Store]].
* From left to right, the framed shirts are the [[Store T-Shirts|Scalding Lake shirt]], the [[Store T-Shirts|Duck Shirt]], the [[Store T-Shirts|Strong Sad shirt]], the [[Store T-Shirts|Cool Tapes shirt]], and the [[Store T-Shirts|"Support the Municipality!" shirt]], all previously available from the [[Yahoo Store|Yahoo]] and [[Store|Shopify]] stores.
** The torn "Scalding Lake" shirt was previously shown on [[@ronginald]] and [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2018 Jan|@StrongBadActual]].


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=== Real World References ===
=== <span class="mw-headline">Real World References</span> ===


* [[Pirouline]] is a brand of rolled sweet wafer biscuit/cookie, sold by the DeBeukelaer Corporation in the United States.
* [[Pirouline]] is a brand of rolled sweet wafer biscuit/cookie, sold by the DeBeukelaer Corporation in the United States.
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* Homestar and Mike appear to be making [[Counter Culture Coffee|Counter Culture]] brand coffee.
* Homestar and Mike appear to be making [[Counter Culture Coffee|Counter Culture]] brand coffee.


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== External Links ==
== <span class="mw-headline"> External Links </span> ==


* [http://www.hrwiki.org/mirror/coffee_town_ep_86.html watch "Coffee Town with Homestar + Mike"] (mirror)
* [http://www.hrwiki.org/mirror/coffee_town_ep_86.html watch "Coffee Town with Homestar + Mike"] (mirror)


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Latest revision as of 14:24, 14 July 2026

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"How many origins does this coffee have?"

For the thumbnails this stream is based on, see Fake YouTube End Screens.

Homestar Runner and Mike Chapman sit down to produce the 86th episode of Coffee Town live on Instagram.

Cast (in order of appearance): Puppet Homestar, Mike Chapman

Date: Thursday, August 24, 2017

Running Time: 5:30

Transcript

{Opens with Puppet Homestar in front of a corner table on which are coffee making supplies. On the walls are framed shirts from the Store. A sign in the lower right reads 'COFFEE TOWN WITH HOMESTAR + MIKE'.}

MIKE CHAPMAN: {from out of frame} We're live.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Live what?

{Mike walks into frame from behind the camera and sits down next to Puppet Homestar.}

MIKE: Live... video. Live phone.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh!

MIKE: We're on live phone right now.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: What is this?

MIKE: Some kind—

HOMESTAR RUNNER: What are we doin'?

MIKE: We're doin' Coffee Town with {looks at sign} Homestar and Mike.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh.

MIKE: I couldn't tell which one of us went first.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I thought that was fake.

MIKE: Nope, it's real. This is episode number 86, I believe?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: What?! We done 85 more of these?

MIKE: Yeah.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: That's a lotta coffee, Mike.

MIKE: Yeah. So we're gonna be makin' some coffee here, Homestar. {opens bag}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh okay. What type? How many origins does this coffee have?

MIKE: Single. One.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Single origin.

MIKE: Yep.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Those are—

MIKE: Some blue coffee.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I'm sick of watchin' origin stories.

MIKE: Dark chocolate—

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I want you to get into like episode five of this coffee. You know what I'm sayin'?

MIKE: Yeah.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Where it's fighting the lesser—

MIKE: Sniff?

{Mike holds a spoonful up to Homestar's mouth. Homestar sniffs.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ooooh.

MIKE: You sniffed with your mouth.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {laughs} I did. It's my olfactory organ, Mike.

MIKE: Your—

HOMESTAR RUNNER: It's all I got.

MIKE: Your ol' factory?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: It— It's the new factory.

MIKE: Okay.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: What a, what—

MIKE: Get a couple scoops of this.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Wait, but what notes? We gotta talk about the notes!

MIKE: {grabs water pitcher} Smoky notes.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Smoky notes, okay. {about pitcher} What's that thing?

MIKE: Uh, intense notes.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: What are you puttin' in there now?

MIKE: And full— This is called 'water'.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ohhhh.

MIKE: Wanna take a— take a whiff of this with your mouth?

{Mike holds the pitcher up to Homestar's mouth. Homestar sniffs.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, I got notes of—

MIKE: Get some—

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hydrogens.

MIKE: Mmm hmm.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Um, slight oxygens, um—

MIKE: Do you wanna stir it?

{Mike holds the stirrer up to Homestar's mouth. Homestar grabs the stirrer with his mouth. After a beat, he drops the stirrer on Mike's chair.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Pah! I say.

{Mike grabs it and starts stirring the coffee.}

MIKE: Hey you know what—

HOMESTAR RUNNER: That would be a disaster, Mike. Don't— don't ask me to help any more.

MIKE: I'm gonna do a timer for two minutes. {hits buttons on microwave}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Okay. Two minute timer. Single origin.

MIKE: Yep. {pours water in press}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Blue bag.

MIKE: Smoky.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Smoky.

MIKE: And while we wait, we're gonna wait two minutes for this to brew or steep. I guess it brews, right? {glances down, presumably at Matt}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yeah don't—

MIKE: I don't know why I looked down there. There's nothing down there for me to— {laughs}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {laughs} Yeah stop lookin' down there, Mike!

MIKE: Hey! {gets up}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: What's wrong with you?

MIKE: I got a treat for you, though.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: What is it?

MIKE: You know how, uh—

HOMESTAR RUNNER: More of a treat than—

MIKE: {sits down holding a tin} You know how I always like to bring something to eat while we make our coffee. Like, it's part of our, part of our little—

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ritual?

MIKE: Livecast, yeah.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Our made up ritual?

{Mike holds up a Pirouline. Homestar gasps.}

MIKE: Pirouline!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {very excited} A Pirouline!

MIKE: Yeah.

{Mike moves the Pirouline to Homestar's mouth. Homestar chomps on it and pieces fall everywhere.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: You know I love 'em!

{Mike laughs and eats a big piece.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Pah! Pah! They're so good I'm gonna spit 'em out!

MIKE: Mmm hmm.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {calmer} Lemme get another one of them Piroulines!

{Mike puts a big piece in Homestar's mouth so that it somewhat resembles a cigar.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {gruff voice} I feel like a gangster, Mike.

MIKE: {laughs}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I feel like a gangster with a cigar {pronounced CEE-gar}.

MIKE: {adjusts Pirouline} Bit more, there you go.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yeah. There's no room for this town in you and me any— {Pirouline falls out} Awww.

MIKE: {overlapping} 'See'. {catches Pirouline} You gotta say 'see' at the end of your sentence.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: See?

MIKE: There you go.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: There's no room for this town any more, you and me.

MIKE: {takes a bite} Lemme, lemme clean your mouth.

{Homestar opens up and says 'ah'. Mike brushes off Homestar's felt-mouth while Homestar coughs.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: You're gaggin' me! Stop!

MIKE: Alright, got it.

{Homestar sighs. Mike eats the last bit of Pirouline and points at something on the microwave.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Pretty good.

MIKE: Look, the timer went away, it says 1:40— Hmm. Alright.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ummm, my internal timer says it's almost time.

MIKE: Alright. Let's stir it. {starts stirring}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Stir. Rinse. Repeat. Replete.

MIKE: Filter. {puts filter on press}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Is this coffee replete with flavor, Mike?

MIKE: Yes.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Would you say? Hey, get that elbow back up there.

MIKE: Hmm?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Get that elbow back up there!

{Mike inverts the coffee press and exaggeratedly raises his left elbow to press down.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: No, the other one!

MIKE: {raises right elbow} This one?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yeah.

MIKE: Why?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Get, get it up.

{This time, Mike exaggeratedly raises his right elbow to press down. Homestar starts to bite Mike's elbow. Mike laughs.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: How's that?

MIKE: That's pretty good.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I kinda wanted to chomp on that elbow.

MIKE: Good lookin' elbow.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: So what are you doing now?

MIKE: Now we're, um, vacuum sealing the coffee.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Okay. That sounds great!

MIKE: Yeah.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {sniffs} Can I make the sound effects?

MIKE: We're doin'—

{Homestar sniffs and the microwave timer beeps.}

MIKE: Oh, there was the—

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Awww! We did it too early!

MIKE: That's okay!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: It's gonna be disgusting!

MIKE: It took me a second to get the timer on, so I think it was probably exact.

{Homestar hums majestically while Mike removes the press to reveal their cup of coffee.}

MIKE: Look at that. Look at that.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Go. Take a sniff.

{Mike holds the cup up to Homestar's mouth. Homestar takes a sniff.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ahh. That—

MIKE: One for my partner?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: No, I can't!

MIKE: {turns handle toward Homestar} This is yours.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Not right now! I'm on a— I already had two cups today!

MIKE: {laughs} Yeah?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yeah. I'm gonna quit this round.

{Mike takes the first sip.}

MIKE: Mmm. It's good.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Gimme the notes!

MIKE: It's good coffee. {reaches for Piroulines} Uh, smoky.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Are you just makin' that up?

MIKE: Half-bodied.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: You keep sayin' 'smoky'.

MIKE: {takes a Pirouline out of the tin} I don't know anything about these notes, Homestar.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Then use some—

MIKE: Thankfully it tastes like coffee.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Use Mike words.

MIKE: It tastes like good coffee.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Okay.

MIKE: It's dark.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Dark. What else does Mike say?

MIKE: It's pretty hot.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Dark hot.

MIKE: Yeah.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Okay.

MIKE: If we weren't live I would have let this sit a second, it's kinda burning my mouth.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {laughs} That's great! Hey, this is probably a great test.

MIKE: {dunks Pirouline in the coffee} You gonna give a little dunk? A little—

HOMESTAR RUNNER: A great screen test.

MIKE: The old soft Pirouline.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Okay.

MIKE: Gonna pull a soft Pirouline right here.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {laughs} Don't do it!

{Mike takes a bite of the soft Pirouline.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: That's a figure skating maneuver!

MIKE: Mmm hmm. Mmm hmm.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I think {laughs} Nadia Comăneci used to do a Soft Pirouline.

{Mike takes another bite.}

MIKE: Alright, well good job on number eighty— what'd I say, 85 or 86?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: You said 86, I think.

MIKE: 86. 86 is in the books.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yeah.

{Mike holds up his hand for a high five. Homestar high fives with his mouth.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Pah!

MIKE: Good job.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yeah, get outta here!

{Mike stands up and walks out of frame behind the phone's camera.}

MIKE: Why don't you, um—

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hey, make your brother some coffee some time, why don'tcha.

{Mike laughs. Homestar sinks out of frame while humming.}

MIKE: How do I stop it? We're still live.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {very quickly reappears} I don't know! Oh no! I'm gonna eat the sign!

{Homestar begins biting the 'Coffee Town with Homestar and Mike' sign.}

MIKE: There's a couple— it looks like there are four people, maybe? End. There's the 'End' button.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Do it!

{Homestar stops biting the sign and sinks out of frame again.}

MIKE: End live video.

{Homestar very quickly and very briefly reappears.}

Fun Facts

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Fish Eye Lens featured a fake thumbnail of the sixth episode of Coffee Town .

Trivia

Inside References

Real World References

  • Pirouline is a brand of rolled sweet wafer biscuit/cookie, sold by the DeBeukelaer Corporation in the United States.
  • Nadia Comăneci is a Romanian gymnast and an Olympic gold medalist.
  • Homestar and Mike appear to be making Counter Culture brand coffee.
Puppet Stuff
Toons Everybody Knows It · Puppet Time · Labor Dabor · Action Cool News-oween Report
Vs. Little Girl Homestar vs. Little Girl · Strong Bad vs. Little Girl! · Homestar vs. Little Girl 2 · Homestar vs. Other Little Girl · Homestar vs. Very, Very Little Girl · Marshie vs. Little Girl
Puppet Jam Bad Jokes · Tropical Lazor Beams · Vitamins/Celebrities · Mission Control · President's Daughter · Apple Juice Blues · Everybody Knows It
Biz Cas Fri Biz Cas Fri 1 · Biz Cas Fri 2 · Biz Cas Fri 3
Dangeresque: Puppet Squad The Curly Fried Caper · The Hot Jones Hijack
DVD Videos Secret Song · Some Puppet Stuff · Some Extras · It's Like It Was Meant to Be · Real-Live E-Mails · Puppets on the Road · Puppets & Little Girl Outtakes
Store Related Talkin' Strong Bad Plush Doll Commercial (Recording Sesh) · Talk-It-Yourself Homestar Runner Puppet Plush · Kick The Cheat Voicebox Replacement Surgery · Kick The Cheat Returns!
Other Videos Homestar and the Nice Present · Main Page 25 · The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar · Coffee Town with Homestar + Mike · Greatest American Homestar · Quickstart Overview
Characters Puppet Character Variations · Shark-Tooth Bubs · The Exact Same · Szechuan Steve · Stingy Relenque · Santaman
Little Girl · Other Little Girl · Very, Very Little Girl
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