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'''[[Pistols For Pandas (organization)|Pistols For Pandas]]''' (or '''P4P''') is a non-profit organization that aims to give [[Pistols|pistols]] to [[Bears|pandas]]. [[Crack Stuntman]] is the national spokesperson for the group. In [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]], Stuntman calls and leaves a message to tell [[Marzipan]] to stop protesting at their rallies. He describes pandas as "stupid, fat, slow creatures", saying they "need all the firepower they can get" so that they can protect themselves "when we come clear-cut their bamboo forests and build a five-star resort". P4P claims to have supplied guns to three hundred "underprivileged and unarmed" pandas. The logo shows an angry-looking panda with guns for eyebrows. '''[[Pistols For Pandas (organization)|(more...)]]'''
 
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'''[[Pistols For Pandas (organization)|Pistols For Pandas]]''' (or '''P4P''') is a non-profit organization that aims to give [[Pistols|pistols]] to [[Bears|pandas]]. [[Crack Stuntman]] is the national spokesperson for the group. In [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]], Stuntman calls and leaves a message to tell [[Marzipan]] to stop protesting at their rallies. He describes pandas as &quot;stupid, fat, slow creatures&quot;, saying they &quot;need all the firepower they can get&quot; so that they can protect themselves &quot;when we come clear-cut their bamboo forests and build a five-star resort&quot;. P4P claims to have supplied guns to three hundred &quot;underprivileged and unarmed&quot; pandas. The logo shows an angry-looking panda with guns for eyebrows. '''[[Pistols For Pandas (organization)|(more...)]]'''


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Pistols For Pandas (or P4P) is a non-profit organization that aims to give pistols to pandas. Crack Stuntman is the national spokesperson for the group. In Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2, Stuntman calls and leaves a message to tell Marzipan to stop protesting at their rallies. He describes pandas as "stupid, fat, slow creatures", saying they "need all the firepower they can get" so that they can protect themselves "when we come clear-cut their bamboo forests and build a five-star resort". P4P claims to have supplied guns to three hundred "underprivileged and unarmed" pandas. The logo shows an angry-looking panda with guns for eyebrows. (more...)

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