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''This article is about the university.'' ''For the email, see [[CGNU]].''
''This article is about the university.'' ''For the email, see [[CGNU]].''


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''A stately tower rises over the campus of CGNU.''


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| colspan="2" style="text-align: center; font-size: larger;" | '''Crazy Go Nuts University'''
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| '''Motto'''
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| The Future Is You... probably.
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| '''Established'''
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| Private
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| Unknown
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| '''Prinicpal'''
| [[Strong Bad]]
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| '''Enrollment'''
| Unknown
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| '''Campus surroundings'''
| Field and Fence
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| '''Athletics'''
| CGNU Golf Club Team
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| '''Mascot'''
| [[The Jolly Dumple]]
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| '''Campus Radio Station'''
| [[Radio Stations and Shows|89.3 WSBD-The Voice of CGNU]]
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| colspan="2" style="text-align: center; font-size: larger;"| '''Crazy Go Nuts University'''
| '''Online site'''
| http://www.cgnuonline-eniversity.edu
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| '''Website motto'''
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| Banner ad valorum
| style="text-align: center;"| '''Motto'''
| style="text-align: center; padding-right: 1em;"| The Future Is You... probably.
|- style="vertical-align: top;"
| style="text-align: center;"| '''Established'''
| style="text-align: center; padding-right: 1em;"| Unknown
|- style="vertical-align: top;"
| style="text-align: center;"| '''School type'''
| style="text-align: center; padding-right: 1em;"| Private
|- style="vertical-align: top;"
| style="text-align: center;"| '''Chancellor'''
| style="text-align: center; padding-right: 1em;"| Unknown
|- style="vertical-align: top;"
| style="text-align: center;"| '''Prinicpal'''
| style="text-align: center; padding-right: 1em;"| [[Strong Bad]]
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| style="text-align: center;"| '''Enrollment'''
| style="text-align: center; padding-right: 1em;"| Unknown
|- style="vertical-align: top;"
| style="text-align: center;"| '''Campus surroundings'''
| style="text-align: center; padding-right: 1em;"| Field and Fence
|- style="vertical-align: top;"
| style="text-align: center;"| '''Athletics'''
| style="text-align: center; padding-right: 1em;"| CGNU Golf Club Team
|- style="vertical-align: top;"
| style="text-align: center;"| '''Mascot'''
| style="text-align: center; padding-right: 1em;"| [[The Jolly Dumple]]
|- style="vertical-align: top;"
| style="text-align: center;"| '''Campus Radio Station'''
| style="text-align: center; padding-right: 1em;"| [[Radio Stations and Shows|89.3 WSBD-The Voice of CGNU]]
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| style="text-align: center;"| '''Online site'''
| style="text-align: center; padding-right: 1em;"| http://www.cgnuonline-eniversity.edu
|- style="vertical-align: top;"
| style="text-align: center;"| '''Website motto'''
| style="text-align: center; padding-right: 1em;"| Banner ad valorum
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'''[[Crazy Go Nuts]] University''' is a [[School|university]] created and run by [[Strong Bad]]. To attend CGNU, applicants must send in the free art test consisting of drawing a [[Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife|guy with a big knife]]. Actual applicants are not accepted, however, and the art test is only so Strong Bad can make fun of the person who took it. According to Strong Bad, &quot;A diploma from Crazy Go Nuts University will be pretty impressive on your wall, and all your friends will be pretty impressed.&quot; The only known room in CGNU is the [[CGNU Prinicpal's Office|prinicpal's office]].
'''[[Crazy Go Nuts]] University''' is a [[School|university]] created and run by [[Strong Bad]]. To attend CGNU, applicants must send in the free art test consisting of drawing a [[Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife|guy with a big knife]]. Actual applicants are not accepted, however, and the art test is only so Strong Bad can make fun of the person who took it. According to Strong Bad, "A diploma from Crazy Go Nuts University will be pretty impressive on your wall, and all your friends will be pretty impressed." The only known room in CGNU is the [[CGNU Prinicpal's Office|prinicpal's office]].


They offer an assortment of courses on their '''CGNU Online e-Niversity''' website. The programs only require four clicks to earn a &quot;shady online degree&quot;. The [[Websites|CGNU website]] does not actually exist, as [[.edu|.edu domain names]] are only available to actual institutions of higher education.
They offer an assortment of courses on their '''CGNU Online e-Niversity''' website. The programs only require four clicks to earn a "shady online degree". The [[Websites|CGNU website]] does not actually exist, as [[.edu|.edu domain names]] are only available to actual institutions of higher education.


In [[Fan Costumes '08]], Strong Bad admitted that the university was fake and that he had yet to create it.
In [[Fan Costumes '08]], Strong Bad admitted that the university was fake and that he had yet to create it.
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In [[On Break]], Homestar (as [[The Jolly Dumple|the Jolly Dumple]]) orients the freshmen. In his song, he mentions that they will have to share a bathroom, that the financial aid office is closed on Tuesdays, and that the students should avoid the beef stroganoff in the dining hall.
In [[On Break]], Homestar (as [[The Jolly Dumple|the Jolly Dumple]]) orients the freshmen. In his song, he mentions that they will have to share a bathroom, that the financial aid office is closed on Tuesdays, and that the students should avoid the beef stroganoff in the dining hall.


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** [#On_Campus 1.1 On Campus]
** [#Online 1.2 Online]
* [#Athletics 2 Athletics]
** [#The_Golf_Club_Team 2.1 The Golf Club Team]
** [#Fight_Song 2.2 Fight Song]
* [#Trivia 3 Trivia]
* [#Appearances 4 Appearances]
 
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Strong Bad offers a wide variety of courses taught at CGNU, including:
Strong Bad offers a wide variety of courses taught at CGNU, including:
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* Get your Degree!
* Get your Degree!


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''At CGNU, one year equals one click.''


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Many courses are offered online, including:
Many courses are offered online, including:


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* Marriage [[Apothecary]]
* Marriage [[Apothecary]]


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Science! I said science again!


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=== The Golf Club Team ===
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The only sport offered at CGNU is the Golf Club Team — not to be confused with [[Golf|golf]], the sport simply consists of [[The Cheat]] smashing electronics with a golf club. The team has a game every day at 6pm, and according to Strong Bad, they have an undefeated record.
The only sport offered at CGNU is the Golf Club Team — not to be confused with [[Golf|golf]], the sport simply consists of [[The Cheat]] smashing electronics with a golf club. The team has a game every day at 6pm, and according to Strong Bad, they have an undefeated record.
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Opponents have included Pile of Electronics State, [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]]'s Knees Tech, and DeBry.
Opponents have included Pile of Electronics State, [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]]'s Knees Tech, and DeBry.


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''See main article: [[CGNU Fight Song]]''
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The CGNU fight song is sung by fans at games, accompanied by The Jolly Dumple.


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* The website's motto, &quot;Banner ad valorum&quot;, is a [[Dog Latin]] spoof of typical [[Latin]] [[List of university and college mottos|college mottos]]. &quot;Banner ad&quot; refers to [[Web banner|a common type of web advertising]], and &quot;ad valorem&quot; (note the different spelling) is Latin for &quot;according to value&quot;.
* The website's motto, "Banner ad valorum", is a [[Dog Latin]] spoof of typical [[Latin]] [[List of university and college mottos|college mottos]]. "Banner ad" refers to [[Web banner|a common type of web advertising]], and "ad valorem" (note the different spelling) is Latin for "according to value".


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* [[Homestar Quiz]]
* [[Homestar Quiz]]
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* Email [[bike thief]] (campus)
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Latest revision as of 14:24, 14 July 2026

This article is about the university. For the email, see CGNU.

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A stately tower rises over the campus of CGNU.

Crazy Go Nuts University
220px-CGNU_Crest.png
Motto The Future Is You... probably.
Established Unknown
School type Private
Chancellor Unknown
Prinicpal Strong Bad
Enrollment Unknown
Campus surroundings Field and Fence
Athletics CGNU Golf Club Team
Mascot The Jolly Dumple
Campus Radio Station 89.3 WSBD-The Voice of CGNU
Online site http://www.cgnuonline-eniversity.edu
Website motto Banner ad valorum

Crazy Go Nuts University is a university created and run by Strong Bad. To attend CGNU, applicants must send in the free art test consisting of drawing a guy with a big knife. Actual applicants are not accepted, however, and the art test is only so Strong Bad can make fun of the person who took it. According to Strong Bad, "A diploma from Crazy Go Nuts University will be pretty impressive on your wall, and all your friends will be pretty impressed." The only known room in CGNU is the prinicpal's office.

They offer an assortment of courses on their CGNU Online e-Niversity website. The programs only require four clicks to earn a "shady online degree". The CGNU website does not actually exist, as .edu domain names are only available to actual institutions of higher education.

In Fan Costumes '08, Strong Bad admitted that the university was fake and that he had yet to create it.

In On Break, Homestar (as the Jolly Dumple) orients the freshmen. In his song, he mentions that they will have to share a bathroom, that the financial aid office is closed on Tuesdays, and that the students should avoid the beef stroganoff in the dining hall.

Courses offered

On Campus

Strong Bad offers a wide variety of courses taught at CGNU, including:

  • Cheesing People Off
  • Indian-Giving
  • Cutting Ones
  • Doing Some Other Things
  • Home Invasion
  • Cracking Wise
  • World Domination
  • Sending Me a Dollar
  • Total Spaceship Guy
  • TV / VCR Repair
  • Get your Degree!

Online

180px-cgnuonline-eniversity.png

At CGNU, one year equals one click.

Many courses are offered online, including:

  • Business Administration
  • Business Abomination
  • Mousepad Engineer
  • Infotainment Technology
  • e-Cutting Ones
  • The Lighter Side of Sports
  • Matt's Communications
  • Business Wheeling
  • Insider Trading
  • Computer Graphs
  • Bidness Dealing
  • Caps Lock Technician
  • Escrow Understandment
  • Marriage Apothecary

Athletics

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Science! I said science again!

The Golf Club Team

The only sport offered at CGNU is the Golf Club Team — not to be confused with golf, the sport simply consists of The Cheat smashing electronics with a golf club. The team has a game every day at 6pm, and according to Strong Bad, they have an undefeated record.

Opponents have included Pile of Electronics State, Homestar's Knees Tech, and DeBry.

Fight Song

See main article: CGNU Fight Song

The CGNU fight song is sung by fans at games, accompanied by The Jolly Dumple.

Trivia

Appearances

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