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On March 15, 2008, [[They Might Be Giants]] performed at the Variety Playhouse in Atlanta, GA. They were joined on-stage by Puppet [[Homestar Runner]]. They had a discussion and John Linnel told some jokes to the audience, and then sang "[[index.php/I Am Not Your Broom|I Am Not Your Broom]]." | |||
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== Transcript == | |||
'''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hi, kids! Hi, large kids—too—with small kids on their shoulders! | |||
'''JOHN LINNELL:''' Hi, Homestar. How's it going? | |||
'''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hi, Johns! Hi—hi, Dans! ''{grudgingly}'' Hi, Marty...How you guys doing? | |||
'''JOHN LINNELL:''' We're doing pretty good. Except for the flu thing. | |||
'''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, yeah. He keeps messin' up your song names. | |||
'''JOHN LINNELL:''' Yeah. | |||
'''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' He's the song mangulist. | |||
'''JOHN LINNELL:''' That's so true, Homestar. | |||
'''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You said to bring the jokes. | |||
'''JOHN LINNELL:''' Yeah. You got any more jokes? | |||
'''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Nope. | |||
'''JOHN LINNELL:''' Apparently you don't. Okay, good. Good. You want to hear a joke? | |||
'''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I do, I do! | |||
'''JOHN LINNELL:''' What do you call a deer with no eyes? | |||
'''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' A deer with no eyes...I don't know! | |||
'''JOHN LINNELL:''' I have no eye-deer. Wait. I got— I got another one. | |||
'''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh! | |||
'''JOHN LINNELL:''' But you've gotta— you've gotta try and— try and come up with an answer for this one. | |||
'''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay, okay. Sorry. | |||
'''JOHN LINNELL:''' What do you call a fish with no eye? | |||
'''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' A blue whale! | |||
'''JOHN LINNELL:''' That is incorrect. | |||
'''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What?! | |||
'''JOHN LINNELL:''' Where's my buzzer sound? I don't have it out. | |||
'''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Bum-bum-ba-dum! | |||
'''JOHN LINNELL:''' Um...the answer— the answer is a fish with— a fish with no eye is called a "fsh." | |||
'''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's pretty good. That's pretty good. | |||
'''JOHN LINNELL:''' Yes, it is. | |||
'''JOHN FLANSBURGH:''' Hey, I don't wanna— I don't wanna interrupt the whole joke thing, 'cause I know you guys have an engagement, a concord in a couple weeks- | |||
'''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Right, right. | |||
'''JOHN FLANSBURGH:''' But uh...I think— I think maybe we should do a song. | |||
'''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay! | |||
'''JOHN LINNELL:''' This is how I feel about that. | |||
=== I Am Not Your Broom === | |||
'''JOHN LINNELL:''' Now, Broom, you must now sweep for me, the dust that fills my room. | |||
'''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No, John, I will not sweep for you, for I am not your broom. | |||
'''JOHN LINNELL:''' What nonsense are you speaking, Broom? My words you must obey! | |||
'''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Another life awaits me and I'm leaving you today! I am not your broom! I am not your broom! I've had enough, I'm casting off these chains of servitude! I am not your broom! I am not your broom! No longer will I sweep for you, for I am not your broom! | |||
'''JOHN FLANSBURGH:''' Now— now hold on there, Homestar. I'm confused. You— you said a word I didn't know. I've never heard this word before— servitude. What does that— servitude mean? You've gotta— | |||
'''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Servitude? | |||
'''JOHN LINNELL:''' Yeah. | |||
'''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's what you get when you go to the drive through window and there's a teenage kid working there. Get y'all out some servitude! | |||
'''JOHN LINNELL:''' Okay. | |||
'''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' It's like "Get some Oxy Clean, kid!" | |||
'''JOHN LINNELL:''' Thanks for coming. | |||
''{John begins to play the chorus to I am not your Broom.}'' | |||
'''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' A-swish-swish-swish-swish-swish-swish-swish...swish-swish-swish-swish-swish. | |||
== External Links == | |||
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02WIAH9JrbU Video of the concert] | |||
== See Also == | |||
* [[TMBG Concert - 25 Sep 2004]] | |||
* [[TMBG Concert - 3 May 2006]] | |||
* [[TMBG Concert - 5 Mar 2010]] | |||
[[Category:Interviews and Public Appearances]] | |||
[[Category:Puppet Jam]] | |||
[[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography]] | |||
Latest revision as of 04:58, 5 August 2026
On March 15, 2008, They Might Be Giants performed at the Variety Playhouse in Atlanta, GA. They were joined on-stage by Puppet Homestar Runner. They had a discussion and John Linnel told some jokes to the audience, and then sang "I Am Not Your Broom."
Transcript
PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hi, kids! Hi, large kids—too—with small kids on their shoulders!
JOHN LINNELL: Hi, Homestar. How's it going?
PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hi, Johns! Hi—hi, Dans! {grudgingly} Hi, Marty...How you guys doing?
JOHN LINNELL: We're doing pretty good. Except for the flu thing.
PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, yeah. He keeps messin' up your song names.
JOHN LINNELL: Yeah.
PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: He's the song mangulist.
JOHN LINNELL: That's so true, Homestar.
PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: You said to bring the jokes.
JOHN LINNELL: Yeah. You got any more jokes?
PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: Nope.
JOHN LINNELL: Apparently you don't. Okay, good. Good. You want to hear a joke?
PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: I do, I do!
JOHN LINNELL: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: A deer with no eyes...I don't know!
JOHN LINNELL: I have no eye-deer. Wait. I got— I got another one.
PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh!
JOHN LINNELL: But you've gotta— you've gotta try and— try and come up with an answer for this one.
PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: Okay, okay. Sorry.
JOHN LINNELL: What do you call a fish with no eye?
PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: A blue whale!
JOHN LINNELL: That is incorrect.
PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: What?!
JOHN LINNELL: Where's my buzzer sound? I don't have it out.
PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: Bum-bum-ba-dum!
JOHN LINNELL: Um...the answer— the answer is a fish with— a fish with no eye is called a "fsh."
PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: That's pretty good. That's pretty good.
JOHN LINNELL: Yes, it is.
JOHN FLANSBURGH: Hey, I don't wanna— I don't wanna interrupt the whole joke thing, 'cause I know you guys have an engagement, a concord in a couple weeks-
PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: Right, right.
JOHN FLANSBURGH: But uh...I think— I think maybe we should do a song.
PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: Okay!
JOHN LINNELL: This is how I feel about that.
I Am Not Your Broom
JOHN LINNELL: Now, Broom, you must now sweep for me, the dust that fills my room.
PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: No, John, I will not sweep for you, for I am not your broom.
JOHN LINNELL: What nonsense are you speaking, Broom? My words you must obey!
PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: Another life awaits me and I'm leaving you today! I am not your broom! I am not your broom! I've had enough, I'm casting off these chains of servitude! I am not your broom! I am not your broom! No longer will I sweep for you, for I am not your broom!
JOHN FLANSBURGH: Now— now hold on there, Homestar. I'm confused. You— you said a word I didn't know. I've never heard this word before— servitude. What does that— servitude mean? You've gotta—
PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: Servitude?
JOHN LINNELL: Yeah.
PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: That's what you get when you go to the drive through window and there's a teenage kid working there. Get y'all out some servitude!
JOHN LINNELL: Okay.
PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: It's like "Get some Oxy Clean, kid!"
JOHN LINNELL: Thanks for coming.
{John begins to play the chorus to I am not your Broom.}
PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: A-swish-swish-swish-swish-swish-swish-swish...swish-swish-swish-swish-swish.
