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<line start="15" end="65" speaker="strongbad">I'm totally checking my email. Total, man.</line>
<line start="67" end="103" speaker="strongbad">"Hi Strong Bad. This is Trevor from Hampden Maine"</line>
<line start="103" end="143" speaker="strongbad"> "and I was wondering if you could teach me how to be as awesome as you."</line>
<line start="143" end="170" speaker="strongbad"> "I am a vampire and"</line>
<line start="170" end="196" speaker="strongbad">And what? That's it?</line>
<line start="197" end="227" speaker="strongbad">I'm a vampire and here's a million dollars...</line>
<line start="228" end="265" speaker="strongbad">or I'm a vampire and here's your own spaceship...</line>
<line start="268" end="280" speaker="strongbad">I mean what the</line>
<line start="281" end="300" speaker="strongbad">Oh no, I get it.</line>
<line start="304" end="320" speaker="strongbad">THEY GOT HIM!!!</line>
<line start="325" end="390" speaker="strongbad">Somebody stuck him with a stake through the heart! Oh, this is so sad!</line>
<line start="398" end="430" speaker="strongbad">Oh Trevor, I pine for you.</line>
<line start="452" end="461" speaker="strongbad">Hi, everybody.</line>
<line start="463" end="485" speaker="strongbad">In memoriam of poor Trevor,</line>
<line start="485" end="530" speaker="strongbad">let's go back and revisit a few of my favorite Trevor memories.</line>
<line start="537" end="540" speaker="sfx">Static</line>
<line start="541" end="565" speaker="strongbad">"This is Trevor from Hampden Maine"</line>
<line start="566" end="583" speaker="strongbad">"and I was wondering if you could teach me"</line>
<line start="584" end="606" speaker="strongbad">"how to be as awesome as you."</line>
<line start="611" end="614" speaker="sfx">Static</line>
<line start="615" end="635" speaker="strongbad">Oh, that was great.</line>
<line start="636" end="657" speaker="strongbad">And who could forget this one?</line>
<line start="665" end="668" speaker="sfx">Static</line>
<line start="669" end="687" speaker="strongbad">"I am a vampire and..."</line>
<line start="695" end="720" speaker="strongbad">And what? That's it?</line> 
<line start="726" end="728" speaker="sfx">Static</line>
<line start="731" end="764" speaker="strongbad">Ah, we sure had some great times Trevor.</line> 
<line start="772" end="786" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">I'm gonna miss you, bro.</line>
<line start="795" end="805" speaker="thepaper">Preeeow!</line>
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