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''"Umm... yeah. It's cute and all, but, um, it's not that cute."''
''"Umm... yeah. It's cute and all, but, um, it's not that cute."''

Latest revision as of 04:58, 5 August 2026

"Umm... yeah. It's cute and all, but, um, it's not that cute."

The Homestar Jr. is a veggie burger made for Marzipan by Homestar Runner in Where's The Cheat?. Marzipan deemed him too cute to eat, and named him "Homestar Jr.". His salient features, according to Marzipan, are "little green eyes with red pupils and a big leafy smile". He is sold for 99 cents and, for a limited time only, certain children get prizes. The company that makes "him" apparently sponsors The Show.

Homestar Jr.'s Quotes (as assumed by Marzipan)

  • "Put that freakin' sandwich down!"
  • "No, it was me, Homestar Runner!"
  • "Will you PUT THAT FREAKIN' SANDWICH DOWN?!"

Appearances