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<div class="thumb tright"><div class="thumbinner" style="width:182px;"><a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:Haiku.png" title="Pray he doesn't get egged."><img alt="" border="0" class="thumbimage" height="131" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/0/01/Haiku.png/180px-Haiku.png" width="180"/></a> <div class="thumbcaption"><div class="magnify"><a class="internal" href="/index.php?title=File:Haiku.png" title="Enlarge"><img alt="" height="11" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/skins/common/images/magnify-clip.png" width="15"/></a></div>Pray he doesn't get egged.</div></div></div>
 
<p>A <b><a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=haiku" title="wikipedia:haiku">haiku</a></b> is a popular form of poetry that consists of three lines: The first being five syllables long, the second being seven syllables long, and the third being five again.
''Pray he doesn't get egged.''
</p><p>A few characters have recited one, most notably <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Sad" title="Strong Sad">Strong Sad</a>. <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Bad" title="Strong Bad">Strong Bad</a> has recited a few, despite once saying he didn't know what they were.
 
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A '''[[haiku]]''' is a popular form of poetry that consists of three lines: The first being five syllables long, the second being seven syllables long, and the third being five again.
<a id="Appearances" name="Appearances"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline">Appearances</span></h2>
 
<ul><li>Email <a href="/index.php?title=japanese_cartoon" title="japanese cartoon">japanese cartoon</a>
A few characters have recited one, most notably [[Strong Sad]]. [[Strong Bad]] has recited a few, despite once saying he didn't know what they were.
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<blockquote>So cool an email.<br/>
== Appearances ==
I thought you would enjoy it.<br/>
 
Ding dong, Dear Strong Bad...</blockquote>
* Email [[japanese cartoon]]
<dl><dd><ul><li>On January 27, 2019, the <a href="/index.php?title=%40StrongBadActual" title="@StrongBadActual">@StrongBadActual</a> Twitter account <a class="extiw" href="https://twitter.com/StrongBadActual/status/1089517246475579393" title="twitter:StrongBadActual/status/1089517246475579393">revealed</a> that this haiku was unintentional, as it was directly referencing a spam email phrase.
 
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<ul><li><a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Sad%27s_Lament" title="Strong Sad's Lament">Strong Sad's Lament</a> — August 5, 2004 post
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<blockquote>Broken slouchiness,<br/>
Smiling from outside the spine,<br/>
Sit up straight for once.</blockquote>
<ul><li><a href="/index.php?title=Halloween_Fairstival" title="Halloween Fairstival">Halloween Fairstival</a>
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<blockquote>This night. Black as pitch.<br/>
Doom from inside me wells up.<br/>
Pray I don't get egged.</blockquote>
<blockquote>Rapping at the door.<br/>
Fills up <a href="/index.php?title=-%C3%A8d" title="-èd">agèd</a> pillow case.<br/>
So sick of Smarties.</blockquote>
<blockquote>A butt for a face.<br/>
Little brother: dork, dork, dork.<br/>
Stay out of my room.</blockquote>
<ul><li>Email <a href="/index.php?title=virus" title="virus">virus</a>
</li></ul>
<blockquote>
<blockquote>
Computer over?<br/>
>So cool an email.<br />
Virus equals very yes?!<br/>
>I thought you would enjoy it.<br />
That's not a good prize!<br/>
>Ding dong, Dear Strong Bad...
</blockquote>
</blockquote>


* [[Strong Sad's Lament]] — August 5, 2004 post


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>Broken slouchiness,<br />
>Smiling from outside the spine,<br />
>Sit up straight for once.
</blockquote>


* [[Halloween Fairstival]]
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<blockquote>
>This night. Black as pitch.<br />
>Doom from inside me wells up.<br />
>Pray I don't get egged.
</blockquote>
 
<blockquote>
>Rapping at the door.<br />
>Fills up [[-èd|agèd]] pillow case.<br />
>So sick of Smarties.
</blockquote>
 
<blockquote>
>A butt for a face.<br />
>Little brother: dork, dork, dork.<br />
>Stay out of my room.
</blockquote>
 
* Email [[virus]]
 
<blockquote>
>Computer over?<br />
>Virus equals very yes?!<br />
>That's not a good prize!<br />
</blockquote>
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Latest revision as of 04:58, 5 August 2026

Pray he doesn't get egged.

A haiku is a popular form of poetry that consists of three lines: The first being five syllables long, the second being seven syllables long, and the third being five again.

A few characters have recited one, most notably Strong Sad. Strong Bad has recited a few, despite once saying he didn't know what they were.

Appearances

>So cool an email.
>I thought you would enjoy it.
>Ding dong, Dear Strong Bad...

>Broken slouchiness,
>Smiling from outside the spine,
>Sit up straight for once.

>This night. Black as pitch.
>Doom from inside me wells up.
>Pray I don't get egged.

>Rapping at the door.
>Fills up agèd pillow case.
>So sick of Smarties.

>A butt for a face.
>Little brother: dork, dork, dork.
>Stay out of my room.

>Computer over?
>Virus equals very yes?!
>That's not a good prize!