Big Butts

"Your butt is too big."

Hardly anybody in the Homestar Runner universe has a visible gluteus maximus, but the characters still remark about having big butts.

Appearances

• Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True — In the unfinished ending, Homestar would have told Marzipan that she has a big butt.
• Peasant's Quest — if you try to "climb in bucket", you are told that "your butt is too big."
• Email impression — Strong Bad says he should have "gone for the bigger butt" for his Strong Sad costume.
• Halloween Potion-ma-jig — Marzipan says that Homestar has a "skinny white butt". In the ending with Tofu Homestar, Homestar tells her, "That costume makes your butt look big."
• Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2 — Strong Bad mentions "gigantobutt" several times.
• SBCG4AP Dev Blog — Strong Bad enlargens his "hind-bosom" to attract a painted girl.
• Career Day — Space Captainface's new-type space suit protects his sweet can from the harmful effects of the mysterious cosmic rays.
• Email independent — Strong Bad has a wallpaper of his big butt.
• Punkin Stencils — Homestar wants the viewer to design their punkins so that his and Marzipan's butts look big.
• Poker Night at the Inventory — Strong Bad talks about his "ample hind-bosom" when wagering the Dangeresque Too glasses.
• Fish Eye Lens — Part of the song features "bulbous cheeks" and Coach Z's "considerable rear shelf".