Work in progress — This wiki is an active migration / mirror of Homestar Runner Wiki and is not finished yet. Account registration and public editing are turned off until the migration is further along. For status updates, see the migration thread on the forums.

brianrietta: Difference between revisions

From HR Wiki Twice
Jump to navigationJump to search

imported>HRWikiMirrorBot

imported>HRWikiMirrorBot
Reimported from hrwiki.org Wayback HTML→wikitext (full reconvert)
 
imported>HRWikiMirrorBot
Reimported from hrwiki.org Wayback HTML→wikitext (full reconvert)
 
Line 1: Line 1:
<!-- Mirrored from Homestar Runner Wiki (hrwiki.org) via Wayback Machine -->
<!-- Wayback HTML body (hrwiki.org); RawHtml -->
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
<html>
|-
<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%">
| '''[[Strong Bad Email]] #8'''
<tr>
| [https://homestarrunner.com/sbemails/8-brianrietta watch] · [[halloweener|← halloweener]] · [[i love you|i love you →]]
<td> <b> <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Bad_Email" title="Strong Bad Email">Strong Bad Email</a> #8 </b>
|}
</td><td> <table align="right" border="1" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="0" style="background:#f2f2f2; border:1px solid #ccc; padding:5px; font-size:x-small; line-height:100%; border-collapse:collapse;"><tr><td> <a class="extiw" href="https://homestarrunner.com/sbemails/8-brianrietta" title="hr:sbemails/8-brianrietta">watch</a> </td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=halloweener" title="halloweener"><span style="font-size:small">←</span> halloweener</a> </td><td> <a href="/index.php?title=i_love_you" title="i love you">i love you <span style="font-size:small">→</span></a> </td></tr></table>
</td></tr></table><div class="thumb tright"><div class="thumbinner" style="width:182px;"><a class="image" href="/index.php?title=File:sbemail8.PNG" title='"BRIAN?! What the crap?"'><img alt="" border="0" class="thumbimage" height="130" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/3/30/sbemail8.PNG/180px-sbemail8.PNG" width="180"/></a> <div class="thumbcaption"><div class="magnify"><a class="internal" href="/index.php?title=File:sbemail8.PNG" title="Enlarge"><img alt="" height="11" src="https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/skins/common/images/magnify-clip.png" width="15"/></a></div>"BRIAN?! What the crap?"</div></div></div>
<p>Strong Bad gets hit on,  and it's not quite what he expected.
</p><p><b>Cast (in order of appearance):</b> <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Bad" title="Strong Bad">Strong Bad</a>
</p><p><b>Places:</b> <a href="/index.php?title=Computer_Room" title="Computer Room">Computer Room</a>
</p><p><b>Computer:</b> <a href="/index.php?title=Tandy_400" title="Tandy 400">Tandy 400</a>
</p><p><b>Date:</b> Thursday, January 10, 2002
</p><p><b>Running Time:</b> 0:53
</p><p><b>Page Title:</b> Tandy 400!!!
</p><p><b>DVD: </b><a href="/index.php?title=strongbad_email.exe_Disc_One" title="strongbad email.exe Disc One">strongbad_email.exe Disc One</a>
</p><p><b>SBEmail Menu Description:</b> Strong Bad is a real jerk to an admirer.
</p>


https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/3/30/sbemail8.PNG/180px-sbemail8.PNG
<a id="Transcript" name="Transcript"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline"> Transcript </span></h2>
<p><b>STRONG BAD:</b> <i>{types "run Strongbad's__email"}</i> I remember the time when I checked my email.
</p>
<blockquote class="tandy email">Dear Strong Bad,<br/>
Every time I watch a cartoon with you in it, <br/>
I can't help but realize how incredibly gorgeous <br/>
you are. I love the way you walk around without <br/>
your  shirt on so confidently. Anyways, I <br/>
was wondering if you would like to go <br/>
out sometime. Give me a call, Pom-<br/>
Pom has my number.<br/>
<br/>
Hopefully yours,<br/>
Brian</blockquote>
<p><b>STRONG BAD:</b> <i>{clears screen}</i> Oh, <i>{typing, speaking suavely}</i> well, Brian, maybe you and I could— <i>{stops typing}</i> uh— <i>{becomes shocked and angry}</i>  hey... BRIAN!? What the crap? <i>{typing}</i> Look, man. Unless Brian is short for... Brianrietta or Brian-Sue or something like that it's just not gonna work out between you and me, okay? <i>{skips down some space}</i> Sorry to crush your hopes and dreams, - Strong Bad <i>{stops typing}</i> Okay, so until next week... 1, 2, 3, email me! 1, 2, 4, email me more!
</p><p><i>{<a href="/index.php?title=The_Paper" title="The Paper">The Paper</a> comes down.}</i>
</p>
<a id="Fun_Facts" name="Fun_Facts"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline"> Fun Facts </span></h2>
<a id="Trivia" name="Trivia"></a><h3> <span class="mw-headline">Trivia</span></h3>
<ul><li><a href="/index.php?title=The_Brothers_Chaps" title="The Brothers Chaps">The Brothers Chaps</a> did several important things for the first time with this email:
<ul><li>The email uses a new typing sound effect—without the buzz.
</li><li>Strong Bad begins using his current voice (he no longer has his quasi-Mexican accent).
</li><li>Strong Bad begins to be animated in his <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Bad_Evolution" title="Strong Bad Evolution">sixth design</a>.
</li><li>This is the first email to use the current style of animation, where Strong Bad's head bobs and the reflection of his mouth is obscured by the back of his head. As discussed in the <a href="/index.php?title=some_kinda_robot" title="some kinda robot">some kinda robot DVD commentary</a>, this change was made to shorten the amount of time an email would take to animate — though the Chaps noted this method of animation soon began to take "<i>way</i> longer than it ever took to just make his mouth move."
</li></ul>
</li><li>This is one of the only emails to use differing margins.
</li><li>This is one of the very few emails where Strong Bad actually signs his name at the end.
</li><li>Prior to the nine-month hiatus between <a href="/index.php?title=email_thunder" title="email thunder">email thunder</a> and <a href="/index.php?title=hremail_3184" title="hremail 3184">hremail 3184</a>, the time between this email and the previous one, <a href="/index.php?title=halloweener" title="halloweener">halloweener</a>, had been the longest delay in between any two emails, at 71 days.
<ul><li>This is also the first email put on the site after The Brothers Chaps decided to make Strong Bad Email a "relatively" weekly feature.
</li></ul>
</li></ul>
<a id="Goofs" name="Goofs"></a><h3> <span class="mw-headline">Goofs</span></h3>
<ul><li>The keyboard can still be heard when Strong Bad pauses at the end of sentences and when he pauses to type Brianrietta and Brian-Sue.
</li></ul>
<a id="External_Links" name="External_Links"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline"> External Links </span></h2>
<ul><li><a class="extiw" href="https://homestarrunner.com/sbemails/8-brianrietta" title="hr:sbemails/8-brianrietta">watch "brianrietta"</a>
</li><li><a class="extiw" href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-k1esDVL4s" title="youtube:a-k1esDVL4s">watch "brianrietta"</a> on <a href="/index.php?title=YouTube" title="YouTube">YouTube</a>
</li><li><a class="extiw" href="https://old.homestarrunner.com/sbemail8.html" title="oldhr:sbemail8.html">watch "brianrietta"</a> on the old <a href="/index.php?title=Flash" title="Flash">Flash</a> site
</li><li><a class="extiw" href="https://old.homestarrunner.com/sbemail8.swf" title="oldhr:sbemail8.swf">view the Flash file for "brianrietta"</a>
</li></ul>
<div style="clear:both;"></div>
<table class="navbox" style="margin: 0 2em 0 2em; padding: 0.2em">
<tr>
<th colspan="2" style="text-align:center;background-color:#CCF;"> <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Bad_Email" title="Strong Bad Email">Strong Bad Email</a>
</th></tr>
<tr style="font-size:smaller;">
<th style="width:8%;background:#DDF"> <b>Info</b>
</th><td> <span style="line-height:15px"> <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Bad_Email_By_Title" title="Strong Bad Email By Title">Email Titles</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Bad_Email_By_Name_of_Sender" title="Strong Bad Email By Name of Sender">Sender's Name</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Bad_Email_By_Place" title="Strong Bad Email By Place">Sender's Location</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Bad_Email_By_Length" title="Strong Bad Email By Length">Email Lengths</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Bad_Email_By_Greeting" title="Strong Bad Email By Greeting">Email Greetings</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Bad_Email_By_Closing" title="Strong Bad Email By Closing">Email Closings</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Bad_Email_Release_Dates" title="Strong Bad Email Release Dates">Email Release Dates</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Bad_Email_Intros" title="Strong Bad Email Intros">Email Intros</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Bad_Email_Outros" title="Strong Bad Email Outros">Email Outros</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Bad_Email_Page_Titles" title="Strong Bad Email Page Titles">Page Titles</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Bad_Email_Statistics" title="Strong Bad Email Statistics">Statistics</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Bad_Email_Menu" title="Strong Bad Email Menu">Menu</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=Scroll_Button_Songs" title="Scroll Button Songs">Scroll Button Songs</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=Items" title="Items">Computers</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=Floppy_Disk_Container" title="Floppy Disk Container">Floppy Disk Container</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Bad_Email_Sender%27s_Subject" title="Strong Bad Email Sender's Subject">Subjects</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Bad_Email_Spin-offs" title="Strong Bad Email Spin-offs">Spin-offs</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=Irregular_Back_Links" title="Irregular Back Links">Irregular Back Links</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=Poorly_Written_Emails" title="Poorly Written Emails">Poorly Written Emails</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=Emails_That_Meet_Strong_Bad%27s_Approval" title="Emails That Meet Strong Bad's Approval">Emails That Meet Strong Bad's Approval</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=Emails_Taken_in_a_Different_Direction" title="Emails Taken in a Different Direction">Emails Taken in a Different Direction</a> </span>
</td></tr>
<tr style="font-size:smaller;">
<th style="background:#DDF"> <b><a href="/index.php?title=Tandy_400" title="Tandy 400">Tandy 400</a></b>
</th><td> <span style="line-height:15px"> <a href="/index.php?title=some_kinda_robot" title="some kinda robot">some kinda robot</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=homsar" title="homsar">homsar</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=butt_IQ" title="butt IQ">butt IQ</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=homestar_hair" title="homestar hair">homestar hair</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=making_out" title="making out">making out</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=depressio" title="depressio">depressio</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=halloweener" title="halloweener">halloweener</a> | <strong class="selflink">brianrietta</strong> | <a href="/index.php?title=i_love_you" title="i love you">i love you</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=trevor_the_vampire" title="trevor the vampire">trevor the vampire</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=i_rule" title="i rule">i rule</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=credit_card" title="credit card">credit card</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=i_she_be" title="i she be">i she be</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=duck_pond" title="duck pond">duck pond</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=the_basics" title="the basics">the basics</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=band_names" title="band names">band names</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=studying" title="studying">studying</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=stand-up" title="stand-up">stand-up</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=tape-leg" title="tape-leg">tape-leg</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=spring_cleaning" title="spring cleaning">spring cleaning</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=cartoon" title="cartoon">cartoon</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=sb_email_22" title="sb email 22">sb_email 22</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=little_animal" title="little animal">little animal</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=the_bird" title="the bird">the bird</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=super_powers" title="super powers">super powers</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=CGNU" title="CGNU">CGNU</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=3_wishes" title="3 wishes">3 wishes</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=1_step_ahead" title="1 step ahead">1 step ahead</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=superhero_name" title="superhero name">superhero name</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=12:00" title="12:00">12:00</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=sugarbob" title="sugarbob">sugarbob</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=flag_day" title="flag day">flag day</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=gimmicks" title="gimmicks">gimmicks</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=weird_dream" title="weird dream">weird dream</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=sisters" title="sisters">sisters</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=guitar" title="guitar">guitar</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=dullard" title="dullard">dullard</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=helium" title="helium">helium</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=property_of_ones" title="property of ones">property of ones</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=vacation" title="vacation">vacation</a> </span>
</td></tr>
<tr style="font-size:smaller;">
<th style="background:#DDF"> <b><a href="/index.php?title=Compy_386" title="Compy 386">Compy 386</a></b>
</th><td> <span style="line-height:15px"> <a href="/index.php?title=invisibility" title="invisibility">invisibility</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=action_figure" title="action figure">action figure</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=little_questions" title="little questions">little questions</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=lures_%26_jigs" title="lures &amp; jigs">lures &amp; jigs</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=techno" title="techno">techno</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=your_friends" title="your friends">your friends</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=new_hands" title="new hands">new hands</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=ghosts" title="ghosts">ghosts</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=theme_party" title="theme party">theme party</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=50_emails" title="50 emails">50 emails</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=website" title="website">website</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=island" title="island">island</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=comic" title="comic">comic</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=morning_routine" title="morning routine">morning routine</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=cheat_talk" title="cheat talk">cheat talk</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=current_status" title="current status">current status</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=japanese_cartoon" title="japanese cartoon">japanese cartoon</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=dragon" title="dragon">dragon</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=marzipan" title="marzipan">marzipan</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=huttah%21" title="huttah!">huttah!</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=monster_truck" title="monster truck">monster truck</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=interview" title="interview">interview</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=fingers" title="fingers">fingers</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=english_paper" title="english paper">english paper</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=unused_emails" title="unused emails">unused emails</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=the_show" title="the show">the show</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=autobiography" title="autobiography">autobiography</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=caper" title="caper">caper</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=personal_favorites" title="personal favorites">personal favorites</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=big_white_face" title="big white face">big white face</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=2_emails" title="2 emails">2 emails</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=crazy_cartoon" title="crazy cartoon">crazy cartoon</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=mascot" title="mascot">mascot</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=privileges" title="privileges">privileges</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=funny" title="funny">funny</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=sibbie" title="sibbie">sibbie</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=suntan" title="suntan">suntan</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=anything" title="anything">anything</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=the_process" title="the process">the process</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=stunt_double" title="stunt double">stunt double</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=date" title="date">date</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=impression" title="impression">impression</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=labor_day" title="labor day">labor day</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=kids%27_book" title="kids' book">kids' book</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=2_years" title="2 years">2 years</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=no_loafing" title="no loafing">no loafing</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=mile" title="mile">mile</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=couch_patch" title="couch patch">couch patch</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=local_news" title="local news">local news</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=colonization" title="colonization">colonization</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=caffeine" title="caffeine">caffeine</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=kind_of_cool" title="kind of cool">kind of cool</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=army" title="army">army</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=video_games" title="video games">video games</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=the_bet" title="the bet">the bet</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=lackey" title="lackey">lackey</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=monument" title="monument">monument</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=stupid_stuff" title="stupid stuff">stupid stuff</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=different_town" title="different town">different town</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=flashback" title="flashback">flashback</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=car" title="car">car</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=lunch_special" title="lunch special">lunch special</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=haircut" title="haircut">haircut</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=theme_park" title="theme park">theme park</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=replacement" title="replacement">replacement</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=dangeresque_3" title="dangeresque 3">dangeresque 3</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=cheatday" title="cheatday">cheatday</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=pom_pom" title="pom pom">pom pom</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=crying" title="crying">crying</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=for_kids" title="for kids">for kids</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=other_days" title="other days">other days</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=old_comics" title="old comics">old comics</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=pizzaz" title="pizzaz">pizzaz</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=the_facts" title="the facts">the facts</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=time_capsule" title="time capsule">time capsule</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=extra_plug" title="extra plug">extra plug</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=montage" title="montage">montage</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=virus" title="virus">virus</a></span>
</td></tr>
<tr style="font-size:smaller;">
<th style="background:#DDF"> <b><a href="/index.php?title=Lappy_486" title="Lappy 486">Lappy 486</a></b>
</th><td> <span style="line-height:15px"> <a href="/index.php?title=animal" title="animal">animal</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=radio" title="radio">radio</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=part-time_job" title="part-time job">part-time job</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=dreamail" title="dreamail">dreamail</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=origins" title="origins">origins</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=secret_recipes" title="secret recipes">secret recipes</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=rock_opera" title="rock opera">rock opera</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=best_thing" title="best thing">best thing</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=long_pants" title="long pants">long pants</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=rampage" title="rampage">rampage</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=garage_sale" title="garage sale">garage sale</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=do_over" title="do over">do over</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=boring_%28really%29" title="boring (really)">boring (really)</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=modeling" title="modeling">modeling</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=bottom_10" title="bottom 10">bottom 10</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=record_book" title="record book">record book</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=lady...ing" title="lady...ing">lady...ing</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=geddup_noise" title="geddup noise">geddup noise</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=bedtime_story" title="bedtime story">bedtime story</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=space_program" title="space program">space program</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=portrait" title="portrait">portrait</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=high_school" title="high school">high school</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=death_metal" title="death metal">death metal</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=secret_identity" title="secret identity">secret identity</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=technology" title="technology">technology</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=narrator" title="narrator">narrator</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=myths_%26_legends" title="myths &amp; legends">myths &amp; legends</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=pop-up" title="pop-up">pop-up</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=lady_fan" title="lady fan">lady fan</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=disconnected" title="disconnected">disconnected</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=candy_product" title="candy product">candy product</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=alternate_universe" title="alternate universe">alternate universe</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=senior_prom" title="senior prom">senior prom</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=isp" title="isp">isp</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=redesign" title="redesign">redesign</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=keep_cool" title="keep cool">keep cool</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=theme_song" title="theme song">theme song</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=road_trip" title="road trip">road trip</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=trading_cards" title="trading cards">trading cards</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=cliffhangers" title="cliffhangers">cliffhangers</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=retirement" title="retirement">retirement</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=coloring" title="coloring">coloring</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=4_branches" title="4 branches">4 branches</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=the_chair" title="the chair">the chair</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=what_i_want" title="what i want">what i want</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=looking_old" title="looking old">looking old</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=strong_badathlon" title="strong badathlon">strong badathlon</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=unnatural" title="unnatural">unnatural</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=the_movies" title="the movies">the movies</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=your_funeral" title="your funeral">your funeral</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=from_work" title="from work">from work</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=rough_copy" title="rough copy">rough copy</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=underlings" title="underlings">underlings</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=more_armies" title="more armies">more armies</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=the_paper" title="the paper">the paper</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=mini-golf" title="mini-golf">mini-golf</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=concert" title="concert">concert</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=hygiene" title="hygiene">hygiene</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=original" title="original">original</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=bike_thief" title="bike thief">bike thief</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=pizza_joint" title="pizza joint">pizza joint</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=slumber_party" title="slumber party">slumber party</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=web_comics" title="web comics">web comics</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=business_trip" title="business trip">business trip</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=yes%2C_wrestling" title="yes, wrestling">yes, wrestling</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=diorama" title="diorama">diorama</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=nightlife" title="nightlife">nightlife</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=environment" title="environment">environment</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=winter_pool" title="winter pool">winter pool</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=fan_club" title="fan club">fan club</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=pet_show" title="pet show">pet show</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=licensed" title="licensed">licensed</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=buried" title="buried">buried</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=shapeshifter" title="shapeshifter">shapeshifter</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=rated" title="rated">rated</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=specially_marked" title="specially marked">specially marked</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=love_poems" title="love poems">love poems</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=hiding" title="hiding">hiding</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=your_edge" title="your edge">your edge</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=magic_trick" title="magic trick">magic trick</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=being_mean" title="being mean">being mean</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=email_thunder" title="email thunder">email thunder</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=hremail_3184" title="hremail 3184">hremail 3184</a></span>
</td></tr>
<tr style="font-size:smaller;">
<th style="background:#DDF"> <b><a href="/index.php?title=Corpy_NT6" title="Corpy NT6">Corpy NT6</a></b>
</th><td> <span style="line-height:15px"> <a href="/index.php?title=imaginary" title="imaginary">imaginary</a></span>
</td></tr>
<tr style="font-size:smaller;">
<th style="background:#DDF"> <b><a href="/index.php?title=Comp%C3%A9" title="Compé">Compé</a></b>
</th><td> <span style="line-height:15px"> <a href="/index.php?title=independent" title="independent">independent</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=dictionary" title="dictionary">dictionary</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=videography" title="videography">videography</a></span>
</td></tr>
<tr style="font-size:smaller;">
<th style="background:#DDF"> <b><a href="/index.php?title=Lappier" title="Lappier">Lappier</a></b>
</th><td> <span style="line-height:15px"> <a href="/index.php?title=sbemail_206" title="sbemail 206">sbemail 206</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=too_cool" title="too cool">too cool</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=the_next_april_fools_thing" title="the next april fools thing">the next april fools thing</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=parenting" title="parenting">parenting</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=robots" title="robots">robots</a></span>
</td></tr>
<tr style="font-size:smaller;">
<th style="background:#DDF"> <b><a href="/index.php?title=strongbad_email.exe" title="strongbad email.exe">Bonus</a></b>
</th><td> <span style="line-height:15px"> <a href="/index.php?title=Greeting_Cards" title="Greeting Cards">Greeting Cards</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=E-mail_Birds" title="E-mail Birds">E-mail Birds</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=Videro_Games" title="Videro Games">Videro Games</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=Family_Resemblence" title="Family Resemblence">Family Resemblence</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=Real-Live_E-Mails" title="Real-Live E-Mails">Real-Live E-Mails</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=Accent" title="Accent">Accent</a> | <a href="/index.php?title=Comic_Book_Movie" title="Comic Book Movie">Comic Book Movie</a></span>
</td></tr></table>


''"BRIAN?! What the crap?"''


Strong Bad gets hit on,  and it's not quite what he expected.


'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]]
 
<div class="visualClear"></div>
'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]]
</html>
 
'''Computer:''' [[Tandy 400]]
 
'''Date:''' Thursday, January 10, 2002
 
'''Running Time:''' 0:53
 
'''Page Title:''' Tandy 400!!!
 
'''DVD:'''[[strongbad email.exe Disc One]]
 
'''SBEmail Menu Description:''' Strong Bad is a real jerk to an admirer.
 
== Transcript ==
 
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{types "run Strongbad's__email"}'' I remember the time when I checked my email.
 
<blockquote>
>Dear Strong Bad,<br />
>Every time I watch a cartoon with you in it, <br />
>I can't help but realize how incredibly gorgeous <br />
>you are. I love the way you walk around without <br />
>your  shirt on so confidently. Anyways, I <br />
>was wondering if you would like to go <br />
>out sometime. Give me a call, Pom-<br />
>Pom has my number.<br />
><br />
>Hopefully yours,<br />
>Brian
</blockquote>
 
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{clears screen}'' Oh, ''{typing, speaking suavely}'' well, Brian, maybe you and I could— ''{stops typing}'' uh— ''{becomes shocked and angry}''  hey... BRIAN!? What the crap? ''{typing}'' Look, man. Unless Brian is short for... Brianrietta or Brian-Sue or something like that it's just not gonna work out between you and me, okay? ''{skips down some space}'' Sorry to crush your hopes and dreams, - Strong Bad ''{stops typing}'' Okay, so until next week... 1, 2, 3, email me! 1, 2, 4, email me more!
 
''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''
 
== Fun Facts ==
 
=== Trivia ===
 
* [[The Brothers Chaps]] did several important things for the first time with this email:
** The email uses a new typing sound effect—without the buzz.
** Strong Bad begins using his current voice (he no longer has his quasi-Mexican accent).
** Strong Bad begins to be animated in his [[Strong Bad Evolution|sixth design]].
** This is the first email to use the current style of animation, where Strong Bad's head bobs and the reflection of his mouth is obscured by the back of his head. As discussed in the [[some kinda robot|some kinda robot DVD commentary]], this change was made to shorten the amount of time an email would take to animate — though the Chaps noted this method of animation soon began to take "''way'' longer than it ever took to just make his mouth move."
* This is one of the only emails to use differing margins.
* This is one of the very few emails where Strong Bad actually signs his name at the end.
* Prior to the nine-month hiatus between [[email thunder]] and [[hremail 3184]], the time between this email and the previous one, [[halloweener]], had been the longest delay in between any two emails, at 71 days.
** This is also the first email put on the site after The Brothers Chaps decided to make Strong Bad Email a "relatively" weekly feature.
 
=== Goofs ===
 
* The keyboard can still be heard when Strong Bad pauses at the end of sentences and when he pauses to type Brianrietta and Brian-Sue.
 
== External Links ==
 
* [https://homestarrunner.com/sbemails/8-brianrietta watch "brianrietta"]
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-k1esDVL4s watch "brianrietta"] on [[YouTube]]
* [https://old.homestarrunner.com/sbemail8.html watch "brianrietta"] on the old [[Flash]] site
* [https://old.homestarrunner.com/sbemail8.swf view the Flash file for "brianrietta"]
 
{| class="wikitable"
|-
! colspan="2" style="text-align:center;background-color:#CCF;" | [[Strong Bad Email]]
|-
! style="width:8%;background:#DDF" | '''Info'''
| [[Strong Bad Email By Title|Email Titles]] · [[Strong Bad Email By Name of Sender|Sender's Name]] · [[Strong Bad Email By Place|Sender's Location]] · [[Strong Bad Email By Length|Email Lengths]] · [[Strong Bad Email By Greeting|Email Greetings]] · [[Strong Bad Email By Closing|Email Closings]] · [[Strong Bad Email Release Dates|Email Release Dates]] · [[Strong Bad Email Intros|Email Intros]] · [[Strong Bad Email Outros|Email Outros]] · [[Strong Bad Email Page Titles|Page Titles]] · [[Strong Bad Email Statistics|Statistics]] · [[Strong Bad Email Menu|Menu]] · [[Scroll Button Songs]] · [[Items|Computers]] · [[Floppy Disk Container]] · [[Strong Bad Email Sender's Subject|Subjects]] · [[Strong Bad Email Spin-offs|Spin-offs]] · [[Irregular Back Links]] · [[Poorly Written Emails]] · [[Emails That Meet Strong Bad's Approval]] · [[Emails Taken in a Different Direction]]
|-
! style="background:#DDF" | '''[[Tandy 400]]'''
| [[some kinda robot]] · [[homsar]] · [[butt IQ]] · [[homestar hair]] · [[making out]] · [[depressio]] · [[halloweener]] · '''brianrietta''' · [[i love you]] · [[trevor the vampire]] · [[i rule]] · [[credit card]] · [[i she be]] · [[duck pond]] · [[the basics]] · [[band names]] · [[studying]] · [[stand-up]] · [[tape-leg]] · [[spring cleaning]] · [[cartoon]] · [[sb email 22]] · [[little animal]] · [[the bird]] · [[super powers]] · [[CGNU]] · [[3 wishes]] · [[1 step ahead]] · [[superhero name]] · [[12:00]] · [[sugarbob]] · [[flag day]] · [[gimmicks]] · [[weird dream]] · [[sisters]] · [[guitar]] · [[dullard]] · [[helium]] · [[property of ones]] · [[vacation]]
|-
! style="background:#DDF" | '''[[Compy 386]]'''
| [[invisibility]] · [[action figure]] · [[little questions]] · [[lures & jigs]] · [[techno]] · [[your friends]] · [[new hands]] · [[ghosts]] · [[theme party]] · [[50 emails]] · [[website]] · [[island]] · [[comic]] · [[morning routine]] · [[cheat talk]] · [[current status]] · [[japanese cartoon]] · [[dragon]] · [[marzipan]] · [[huttah!]] · [[monster truck]] · [[interview]] · [[fingers]] · [[english paper]] · [[unused emails]] · [[the show]] · [[autobiography]] · [[caper]] · [[personal favorites]] · [[big white face]] · [[2 emails]] · [[crazy cartoon]] · [[mascot]] · [[privileges]] · [[funny]] · [[sibbie]] · [[suntan]] · [[anything]] · [[the process]] · [[stunt double]] · [[date]] · [[impression]] · [[labor day]] · [[kids' book]] · [[2 years]] · [[no loafing]] · [[mile]] · [[couch patch]] · [[local news]] · [[colonization]] · [[caffeine]] · [[kind of cool]] · [[army]] · [[video games]] · [[the bet]] · [[lackey]] · [[monument]] · [[stupid stuff]] · [[different town]] · [[flashback]] · [[car]] · [[lunch special]] · [[haircut]] · [[theme park]] · [[replacement]] · [[dangeresque 3]] · [[cheatday]] · [[pom pom]] · [[crying]] · [[for kids]] · [[other days]] · [[old comics]] · [[pizzaz]] · [[the facts]] · [[time capsule]] · [[extra plug]] · [[montage]] · [[virus]]
|-
! style="background:#DDF" | '''[[Lappy 486]]'''
| [[animal]] · [[radio]] · [[part-time job]] · [[dreamail]] · [[origins]] · [[secret recipes]] · [[rock opera]] · [[best thing]] · [[long pants]] · [[rampage]] · [[garage sale]] · [[do over]] · [[boring (really)]] · [[modeling]] · [[bottom 10]] · [[record book]] · [[lady...ing]] · [[geddup noise]] · [[bedtime story]] · [[space program]] · [[portrait]] · [[high school]] · [[death metal]] · [[secret identity]] · [[technology]] · [[narrator]] · [[myths & legends]] · [[pop-up]] · [[lady fan]] · [[disconnected]] · [[candy product]] · [[alternate universe]] · [[senior prom]] · [[isp]] · [[redesign]] · [[keep cool]] · [[theme song]] · [[road trip]] · [[trading cards]] · [[cliffhangers]] · [[retirement]] · [[coloring]] · [[4 branches]] · [[the chair]] · [[what i want]] · [[looking old]] · [[strong badathlon]] · [[unnatural]] · [[the movies]] · [[your funeral]] · [[from work]] · [[rough copy]] · [[underlings]] · [[more armies]] · [[the paper]] · [[mini-golf]] · [[concert]] · [[hygiene]] · [[original]] · [[bike thief]] · [[pizza joint]] · [[slumber party]] · [[web comics]] · [[business trip]] · [[yes, wrestling]] · [[diorama]] · [[nightlife]] · [[environment]] · [[winter pool]] · [[fan club]] · [[pet show]] · [[licensed]] · [[buried]] · [[shapeshifter]] · [[rated]] · [[specially marked]] · [[love poems]] · [[hiding]] · [[your edge]] · [[magic trick]] · [[being mean]] · [[email thunder]] · [[hremail 3184]]
|-
! style="background:#DDF" | '''[[Corpy NT6]]'''
| [[imaginary]]
|-
! style="background:#DDF" | '''[[Compé]]'''
| [[independent]] · [[dictionary]] · [[videography]]
|-
! style="background:#DDF" | '''[[Lappier]]'''
| [[sbemail 206]] · [[too cool]] · [[the next april fools thing]] · [[parenting]] · [[robots]]
|-
! style="background:#DDF" | '''[[strongbad email.exe|Bonus]]'''
| [[Greeting Cards]] · [[E-mail Birds]] · [[Videro Games]] · [[Family Resemblence]] · [[Real-Live E-Mails]] · [[Accent]] · [[Comic Book Movie]]
|}
[[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]]
[[Category:strongbad email.exe Disc One]]
[[Category:Tandy 400 Emails]]


Latest revision as of 21:00, 18 July 2026

Strong Bad Email #8
watch ← halloweener i love you →
"BRIAN?! What the crap?"

Strong Bad gets hit on, and it's not quite what he expected.

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad

Places: Computer Room

Computer: Tandy 400

Date: Thursday, January 10, 2002

Running Time: 0:53

Page Title: Tandy 400!!!

DVD: strongbad_email.exe Disc One

SBEmail Menu Description: Strong Bad is a real jerk to an admirer.

Transcript

STRONG BAD: {types "run Strongbad's__email"} I remember the time when I checked my email.

STRONG BAD: {clears screen} Oh, {typing, speaking suavely} well, Brian, maybe you and I could— {stops typing} uh— {becomes shocked and angry} hey... BRIAN!? What the crap? {typing} Look, man. Unless Brian is short for... Brianrietta or Brian-Sue or something like that it's just not gonna work out between you and me, okay? {skips down some space} Sorry to crush your hopes and dreams, - Strong Bad {stops typing} Okay, so until next week... 1, 2, 3, email me! 1, 2, 4, email me more!

{The Paper comes down.}

Fun Facts

Trivia

  • The Brothers Chaps did several important things for the first time with this email:
    • The email uses a new typing sound effect—without the buzz.
    • Strong Bad begins using his current voice (he no longer has his quasi-Mexican accent).
    • Strong Bad begins to be animated in his sixth design.
    • This is the first email to use the current style of animation, where Strong Bad's head bobs and the reflection of his mouth is obscured by the back of his head. As discussed in the some kinda robot DVD commentary, this change was made to shorten the amount of time an email would take to animate — though the Chaps noted this method of animation soon began to take "way longer than it ever took to just make his mouth move."
  • This is one of the only emails to use differing margins.
  • This is one of the very few emails where Strong Bad actually signs his name at the end.
  • Prior to the nine-month hiatus between email thunder and hremail 3184, the time between this email and the previous one, halloweener, had been the longest delay in between any two emails, at 71 days.
    • This is also the first email put on the site after The Brothers Chaps decided to make Strong Bad Email a "relatively" weekly feature.

Goofs

  • The keyboard can still be heard when Strong Bad pauses at the end of sentences and when he pauses to type Brianrietta and Brian-Sue.

External Links

Strong Bad Email
Info Email Titles | Sender's Name | Sender's Location | Email Lengths | Email Greetings | Email Closings | Email Release Dates | Email Intros | Email Outros | Page Titles | Statistics | Menu | Scroll Button Songs | Computers | Floppy Disk Container | Subjects | Spin-offs | Irregular Back Links | Poorly Written Emails | Emails That Meet Strong Bad's Approval | Emails Taken in a Different Direction
Tandy 400 some kinda robot | homsar | butt IQ | homestar hair | making out | depressio | halloweener | brianrietta | i love you | trevor the vampire | i rule | credit card | i she be | duck pond | the basics | band names | studying | stand-up | tape-leg | spring cleaning | cartoon | sb_email 22 | little animal | the bird | super powers | CGNU | 3 wishes | 1 step ahead | superhero name | 12:00 | sugarbob | flag day | gimmicks | weird dream | sisters | guitar | dullard | helium | property of ones | vacation
Compy 386 invisibility | action figure | little questions | lures & jigs | techno | your friends | new hands | ghosts | theme party | 50 emails | website | island | comic | morning routine | cheat talk | current status | japanese cartoon | dragon | marzipan | huttah! | monster truck | interview | fingers | english paper | unused emails | the show | autobiography | caper | personal favorites | big white face | 2 emails | crazy cartoon | mascot | privileges | funny | sibbie | suntan | anything | the process | stunt double | date | impression | labor day | kids' book | 2 years | no loafing | mile | couch patch | local news | colonization | caffeine | kind of cool | army | video games | the bet | lackey | monument | stupid stuff | different town | flashback | car | lunch special | haircut | theme park | replacement | dangeresque 3 | cheatday | pom pom | crying | for kids | other days | old comics | pizzaz | the facts | time capsule | extra plug | montage | virus
Lappy 486 animal | radio | part-time job | dreamail | origins | secret recipes | rock opera | best thing | long pants | rampage | garage sale | do over | boring (really) | modeling | bottom 10 | record book | lady...ing | geddup noise | bedtime story | space program | portrait | high school | death metal | secret identity | technology | narrator | myths & legends | pop-up | lady fan | disconnected | candy product | alternate universe | senior prom | isp | redesign | keep cool | theme song | road trip | trading cards | cliffhangers | retirement | coloring | 4 branches | the chair | what i want | looking old | strong badathlon | unnatural | the movies | your funeral | from work | rough copy | underlings | more armies | the paper | mini-golf | concert | hygiene | original | bike thief | pizza joint | slumber party | web comics | business trip | yes, wrestling | diorama | nightlife | environment | winter pool | fan club | pet show | licensed | buried | shapeshifter | rated | specially marked | love poems | hiding | your edge | magic trick | being mean | email thunder | hremail 3184
Corpy NT6 imaginary
Compé independent | dictionary | videography
Lappier sbemail 206 | too cool | the next april fools thing | parenting | robots
Bonus Greeting Cards | E-mail Birds | Videro Games | Family Resemblence | Real-Live E-Mails | Accent | Comic Book Movie

Retrieved from "https://hrwikitwice.com/index.php?title=brianrietta&oldid=39011"