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<pre>
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&lt;oldmarzipan&gt;We haven't eaten in weeks.&lt;/oldmarzipan&gt;
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<sfx>music playing</sfx>
&lt;thehomestar&gt;Guess what I read in the news-papper today.&lt;/thehomestar&gt;
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<oldmarzipan>We haven't eaten in weeks.</oldmarzipan>
&lt;oldmarzipan&gt;I can't guess.&lt;/oldmarzipan&gt;
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<line start="221" end="249">
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<thehomestar>Guess what I read in the news-papper today.</thehomestar>
&lt;thehomestar&gt;I read that a ghost.&lt;/thehomestar&gt;
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&lt;line start="310" end="337"&gt;
<oldmarzipan>I can't guess.</oldmarzipan>
&lt;oldmarzipan&gt;You read that a ghost what?&lt;/oldmarzipan&gt;
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&lt;line start="343" end="365"&gt;
<thehomestar>I read that a ghost.</thehomestar>
&lt;thehomestar&gt;I read that a ghost is.&lt;/thehomestar&gt;
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&lt;line start="379" end="403"&gt;
<oldmarzipan>You read that a ghost what?</oldmarzipan>
&lt;oldmarzipan&gt;You read that a ghost is what?&lt;/oldmarzipan&gt;
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&lt;line start="405" end="460"&gt;
<thehomestar>I read that a ghost is.</thehomestar>
&lt;thehomestar&gt;I read that a ghost is here in town and there's a 27 cent ree-ward for its capture.&lt;/thehomestar&gt;
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<oldmarzipan>You read that a ghost is what?</oldmarzipan>
&lt;fatdudley&gt;musical noises&lt;/fatdudley&gt;
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&lt;line start="496" end="554"&gt;
<thehomestar>I read that a ghost is here in town and there's a 27 cent ree-ward for its capture.</thehomestar>
&lt;thehomestar&gt;You said it, Fat Duds. We sure could buy a lot of corn pone with 27 big ones.&lt;/thehomestar&gt;
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&lt;line start="602" end="626"&gt;
<fatdudley>musical noises</fatdudley>
&lt;oldstrongbad&gt;Says here in the news-papper&lt;/oldstrongbad&gt;
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&lt;line start="627" end="698"&gt;
<thehomestar>You said it, Fat Duds. We sure could buy a lot of corn pone with 27 big ones.</thehomestar>
&lt;oldstrongbad&gt;that the encapturement of the new apparition garners top reward of 26 and one pennies.&lt;/oldstrongbad&gt;
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&lt;line start="702" end="755"&gt;
<oldstrongbad>Says here in the news-papper</oldstrongbad>
&lt;oldstrongbad&gt;We could buy the monocle off Rockefeller's very eyeball with that kind of cash!&lt;/oldstrongbad&gt;
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&lt;line start="756" end="780"&gt;
<oldstrongbad>that the encapturement of the new apparition garners top reward of 26 and one pennies.</oldstrongbad>
&lt;strongman&gt;Raaar!&lt;/strongman&gt;
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&lt;line start="804" end="839"&gt;
<oldstrongbad>We could buy the monocle off Rockefeller's very eyeball with that kind of cash!</oldstrongbad>
&lt;thehomestar&gt;Let's check out the old Pietimer place.&lt;/thehomestar&gt;
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&lt;line start="840" end="855"&gt;
<strongman>Raaar!</strongman>
&lt;oldmarzipan&gt;We should split up.&lt;/oldmarzipan&gt;
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&lt;line start="856" end="881"&gt;
<thehomestar>Let's check out the old Pietimer place.</thehomestar>
&lt;thehomestar&gt;We can do more damage that way.&lt;/thehomestar&gt;
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&lt;line start="906" end="922"&gt;
<oldmarzipan>We should split up.</oldmarzipan>
&lt;oldmarzipan&gt;Under here?&lt;/oldmarzipan&gt;
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&lt;line start="957" end="1008"&gt;
<thehomestar>We can do more damage that way.</thehomestar>
&lt;thehomestar&gt;Hrmm. Let's see. Maybe it's in here.&lt;/thehomestar&gt;
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&lt;line start="1021" end="1040"&gt;
<oldmarzipan>Under here?</oldmarzipan>
&lt;thehomestar&gt;Just a moth.&lt;/thehomestar&gt;
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<thehomestar>Hrmm. Let's see. Maybe it's in here.</thehomestar>
&lt;sfx&gt;chomp&lt;/sfx&gt;
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&lt;line start="1057" end="1066"&gt;
<thehomestar>Just a moth.</thehomestar>
&lt;thehomestar&gt;Dernit!&lt;/thehomestar&gt;
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&lt;line start="1070" end="1090"&gt;
<sfx>chomp</sfx>
&lt;oldmarzipan&gt;Under here?&lt;/oldmarzipan&gt;
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&lt;line start="1160" end="1196"&gt;
<thehomestar>Dernit!</thehomestar>
&lt;thehomestar&gt;That picturemadrawin' looks sur-spicious.&lt;/thehomestar&gt;
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&lt;line start="1213" end="1250"&gt;
<oldmarzipan>Under here?</oldmarzipan>
&lt;thehomestar&gt;It's just two weird one-eyed crows.&lt;/thehomestar&gt;
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&lt;line start="1251" end="1268"&gt;
<thehomestar>That picturemadrawin' looks sur-spicious.</thehomestar>
&lt;thehomestar&gt;Aw, phooey!&lt;/thehomestar&gt;
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&lt;line start="1285" end="1319"&gt;
<thehomestar>It's just two weird one-eyed crows.</thehomestar>
&lt;thehomestar&gt;Fat Dudley, were you gonna sneak a nip of hooch?&lt;/thehomestar&gt;
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&lt;line start="1320" end="1343"&gt;
<thehomestar>Aw, phooey!</thehomestar>
&lt;fatdudley&gt;musical noises&lt;/fatdudley&gt;
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&lt;line start="1362" end="1437"&gt;
<thehomestar>Fat Dudley, were you gonna sneak a nip of hooch?</thehomestar>
&lt;thehomestar&gt;Aw, there's no ghosts here. Just a bunch of gross aminals. Let's go look somewheres else.&lt;/thehomestar&gt;
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&lt;/line&gt;


<line start="1320" end="1343">
&lt;line start="1468" end="1490"&gt;
<fatdudley>musical noises</fatdudley>
&lt;oldstrongbad&gt;Listen smoothly, The Sneak.&lt;/oldstrongbad&gt;
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&lt;/line&gt;


<line start="1362" end="1437">
&lt;line start="1491" end="1564"&gt;
<thehomestar>Aw, there's no ghosts here. Just a bunch of gross aminals. Let's go look somewheres else.</thehomestar>
&lt;oldstrongbad&gt;We're certain to catch a ghost once we exhume this grave using my new grave-exhuming invention!&lt;/oldstrongbad&gt;
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&lt;/line&gt;


<line start="1468" end="1490">
&lt;line start="1568" end="1590"&gt;
<oldstrongbad>Listen smoothly, The Sneak.</oldstrongbad>
&lt;strongman&gt;Raaar!&lt;/strongman&gt;
</line>
&lt;/line&gt;


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&lt;line start="1604" end="1615"&gt;
<oldstrongbad>We're certain to catch a ghost once we exhume this grave using my new grave-exhuming invention!</oldstrongbad>
&lt;oldstrongbad&gt;What what?&lt;/oldstrongbad&gt;
</line>
&lt;/line&gt;


<line start="1568" end="1590">
&lt;line start="1616" end="1668"&gt;
<strongman>Raaar!</strongman>
&lt;oldstrongbad&gt;Why, no! Of course that's not just the Strong Man holding a shovel.&lt;/oldstrongbad&gt;
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&lt;/line&gt;


<line start="1604" end="1615">
&lt;line start="1669" end="1700"&gt;
<oldstrongbad>What what?</oldstrongbad>
&lt;oldstrongbad&gt;It's my newest invention!&lt;/oldstrongbad&gt;
</line>
&lt;/line&gt;


<line start="1616" end="1668">
&lt;line start="1701" end="1761"&gt;
<oldstrongbad>Why, no! Of course that's not just the Strong Man holding a shovel.</oldstrongbad>
&lt;oldstrongbad&gt;Besides, the Strong Man's over there doing some manner of stylish jig.&lt;/oldstrongbad&gt;
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&lt;/line&gt;


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&lt;line start="1795" end="1833"&gt;
<oldstrongbad>It's my newest invention!</oldstrongbad>
&lt;oldbubs&gt;Would you please keep it down?&lt;/oldbubs&gt;
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&lt;/line&gt;


<line start="1701" end="1761">
&lt;line start="1841" end="1894"&gt;
<oldstrongbad>Besides, the Strong Man's over there doing some manner of stylish jig.</oldstrongbad>
&lt;oldmarzipan&gt;The Homestar Runner, I'm suh-suh-suh-suh-scared!&lt;/oldmarzipan&gt;
</line>
&lt;/line&gt;


<line start="1795" end="1833">
&lt;line start="1895" end="1940"&gt;
<oldbubs>Would you please keep it down?</oldbubs>
&lt;thehomestar&gt;Scared of what? Punkins? They're just punkins.&lt;/thehomestar&gt;
</line>
&lt;/line&gt;


<line start="1841" end="1894">
&lt;line start="1941" end="1988"&gt;
<oldmarzipan>The Homestar Runner, I'm suh-suh-suh-suh-scared!</oldmarzipan>
&lt;oldmarzipan&gt;But I'm suh-suh-suh-suh-&lt;i&gt;SUH&lt;/i&gt;-scared!&lt;/oldmarzipan&gt;
</line>
&lt;/line&gt;


<line start="1895" end="1940">
&lt;line start="1989" end="2035"&gt;
<thehomestar>Scared of what? Punkins? They're just punkins.</thehomestar>
&lt;thehomestar&gt;Oh, fine. We'll go look in the graveyard.&lt;/thehomestar&gt;
</line>
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<line start="1941" end="1988">
&lt;line start="2036" end="2051"&gt;
<oldmarzipan>But I'm suh-suh-suh-suh-<i>SUH</i>-scared!</oldmarzipan>
&lt;oldmarzipan&gt;Hooray!&lt;/oldmarzipan&gt;
</line>
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<line start="1989" end="2035">
&lt;line start="2079" end="2159"&gt;
<thehomestar>Oh, fine. We'll go look in the graveyard.</thehomestar>
&lt;oldstrongbad&gt;You're too late! The reward will be ours! I'll be marching around in gold pants in no time!&lt;/oldstrongbad&gt;
</line>
&lt;/line&gt;


<line start="2036" end="2051">
&lt;line start="2161" end="2183"&gt;
<oldmarzipan>Hooray!</oldmarzipan>
&lt;oldmarzipan&gt;Where's the ghost?&lt;/oldmarzipan&gt;
</line>
&lt;/line&gt;


<line start="2079" end="2159">
&lt;line start="2190" end="2230"&gt;
<oldstrongbad>You're too late! The reward will be ours! I'll be marching around in gold pants in no time!</oldstrongbad>
&lt;oldstrongbad&gt;Behold! The fantoustic phantasm.&lt;/oldstrongbad&gt;
</line>
&lt;/line&gt;


<line start="2161" end="2183">
&lt;line start="2247" end="2270"&gt;
<oldmarzipan>Where's the ghost?</oldmarzipan>
&lt;thehomestar voiceover="voiceover"&gt;That's no ghost.&lt;/thehomestar&gt;
</line>
&lt;/line&gt;


<line start="2190" end="2230">
&lt;line start="2271" end="2312"&gt;
<oldstrongbad>Behold! The fantoustic phantasm.</oldstrongbad>
&lt;thehomestar&gt;That's just our worst friend Sickly Sam.&lt;/thehomestar&gt;
</line>
&lt;/line&gt;


<line start="2247" end="2270">
&lt;line start="2313" end="2373"&gt;
<thehomestar voiceover="voiceover">That's no ghost.</thehomestar>
&lt;sicklysam&gt;I bury myself alive on Tuesdays.&lt;/sicklysam&gt;
</line>
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<line start="2271" end="2312">
&lt;line start="2376" end="2412"&gt;
<thehomestar>That's just our worst friend Sickly Sam.</thehomestar>
&lt;oldstrongbad&gt;Criminy crickets! Foiled again!&lt;/oldstrongbad&gt;
</line>
&lt;/line&gt;


<line start="2313" end="2373">
&lt;line start="2414" end="2438"&gt;
<sicklysam>I bury myself alive on Tuesdays.</sicklysam>
&lt;thehomestar&gt;Then where's the real ghost?&lt;/thehomestar&gt;
</line>
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<line start="2376" end="2412">
&lt;line start="2443" end="2469"&gt;
<oldstrongbad>Criminy crickets! Foiled again!</oldstrongbad>
&lt;sfx&gt;roaring noises&lt;/sfx&gt;
</line>
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&lt;line start="2472" end="2502"&gt;
<thehomestar>Then where's the real ghost?</thehomestar>
&lt;thehomestar&gt;Wa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a.&lt;/thehomestar&gt;
</line>
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<line start="2443" end="2469">
&lt;line start="2508" end="2526"&gt;
<sfx>roaring noises</sfx>
&lt;oldstrongbad&gt;Wa-a-a-a-a-a!&lt;/oldstrongbad&gt;
</line>
&lt;/line&gt;


<line start="2472" end="2502">
&lt;line start="2532" end="2557"&gt;
<thehomestar>Wa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a.</thehomestar>
&lt;sfx&gt;roaring noises&lt;/sfx&gt;
</line>
&lt;/line&gt;


<line start="2508" end="2526">
&lt;line start="2563" end="2600"&gt;
<oldstrongbad>Wa-a-a-a-a-a!</oldstrongbad>
&lt;oldmarzipan&gt;At least we'll never go hungry again.&lt;/oldmarzipan&gt;
</line>
&lt;/line&gt;


<line start="2532" end="2557">
&lt;line start="2601" end="2619"&gt;
<sfx>roaring noises</sfx>
&lt;thehomestar&gt;'Cept for Fat Dudley.&lt;/thehomestar&gt;
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&lt;line start="2622" end="2653"&gt;
<oldmarzipan>At least we'll never go hungry again.</oldmarzipan>
&lt;thehomestar voiceover="voiceover"&gt;He's livin' the high life.&lt;/thehomestar&gt;
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<line start="2601" end="2619">
&lt;line start="2654" end="2671"&gt;
<thehomestar>'Cept for Fat Dudley.</thehomestar>
&lt;fatdudley&gt;musical noises&lt;/fatdudley&gt;
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<line start="2622" end="2653">
&lt;line start="2672" end="2764"&gt;
<thehomestar voiceover="voiceover">He's livin' the high life.</thehomestar>
&lt;sfx&gt;music playing&lt;/sfx&gt;
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<line start="2654" end="2671">
&lt;line start="2817" end="2827"&gt;
<fatdudley>musical noises</fatdudley>
&lt;oldstrongbad&gt;Curses!&lt;/oldstrongbad&gt;
</line>
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<line start="2672" end="2764">
&lt;line start="2828" end="2880"&gt;
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
&lt;oldstrongbad&gt;Now I'll never find gold pants to fit this tiny waist!&lt;/oldstrongbad&gt;
</line>
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<line start="2817" end="2827">
&lt;/transcript&gt;
<oldstrongbad>Curses!</oldstrongbad>
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<line start="2828" end="2880">
<oldstrongbad>Now I'll never find gold pants to fit this tiny waist!</oldstrongbad>
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<sfx>music playing</sfx>
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<oldmarzipan>We haven't eaten in weeks.</oldmarzipan>
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<thehomestar>Guess what I read in the news-papper today.</thehomestar>
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<oldmarzipan>I can't guess.</oldmarzipan>
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<thehomestar>I read that a ghost.</thehomestar>
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<oldmarzipan>You read that a ghost what?</oldmarzipan>
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<thehomestar>I read that a ghost is.</thehomestar>
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<oldmarzipan>You read that a ghost is what?</oldmarzipan>
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<thehomestar>I read that a ghost is here in town and there's a 27 cent ree-ward for its capture.</thehomestar>
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<fatdudley>musical noises</fatdudley>
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<thehomestar>You said it, Fat Duds. We sure could buy a lot of corn pone with 27 big ones.</thehomestar>
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<oldstrongbad>Says here in the news-papper</oldstrongbad>
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<oldstrongbad>that the encapturement of the new apparition garners top reward of 26 and one pennies.</oldstrongbad>
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<oldstrongbad>We could buy the monocle off Rockefeller's very eyeball with that kind of cash!</oldstrongbad>
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<strongman>Raaar!</strongman>
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<thehomestar>Let's check out the old Pietimer place.</thehomestar>
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<oldmarzipan>We should split up.</oldmarzipan>
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<line start="856" end="881">
<thehomestar>We can do more damage that way.</thehomestar>
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<oldmarzipan>Under here?</oldmarzipan>
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<thehomestar>Hrmm. Let's see. Maybe it's in here.</thehomestar>
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<line start="1021" end="1040">
<thehomestar>Just a moth.</thehomestar>
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<sfx>chomp</sfx>
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<thehomestar>Dernit!</thehomestar>
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<line start="1070" end="1090">
<oldmarzipan>Under here?</oldmarzipan>
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<thehomestar>That picturemadrawin' looks sur-spicious.</thehomestar>
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<line start="1213" end="1250">
<thehomestar>It's just two weird one-eyed crows.</thehomestar>
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<line start="1251" end="1268">
<thehomestar>Aw, phooey!</thehomestar>
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<line start="1285" end="1319">
<thehomestar>Fat Dudley, were you gonna sneak a nip of hooch?</thehomestar>
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<fatdudley>musical noises</fatdudley>
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<thehomestar>Aw, there's no ghosts here. Just a bunch of gross aminals. Let's go look somewheres else.</thehomestar>
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<oldstrongbad>Listen smoothly, The Sneak.</oldstrongbad>
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<line start="1491" end="1564">
<oldstrongbad>We're certain to catch a ghost once we exhume this grave using my new grave-exhuming invention!</oldstrongbad>
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<strongman>Raaar!</strongman>
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<line start="1604" end="1615">
<oldstrongbad>What what?</oldstrongbad>
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<line start="1616" end="1668">
<oldstrongbad>Why, no! Of course that's not just the Strong Man holding a shovel.</oldstrongbad>
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<line start="1669" end="1700">
<oldstrongbad>It's my newest invention!</oldstrongbad>
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<line start="1701" end="1761">
<oldstrongbad>Besides, the Strong Man's over there doing some manner of stylish jig.</oldstrongbad>
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<line start="1795" end="1833">
<oldbubs>Would you please keep it down?</oldbubs>
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<line start="1841" end="1894">
<oldmarzipan>The Homestar Runner, I'm suh-suh-suh-suh-scared!</oldmarzipan>
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<thehomestar>Scared of what? Punkins? They're just punkins.</thehomestar>
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<line start="1941" end="1988">
<oldmarzipan>But I'm suh-suh-suh-suh-<i>SUH</i>-scared!</oldmarzipan>
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<line start="1989" end="2035">
<thehomestar>Oh, fine. We'll go look in the graveyard.</thehomestar>
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<line start="2036" end="2051">
<oldmarzipan>Hooray!</oldmarzipan>
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<line start="2079" end="2159">
<oldstrongbad>You're too late! The reward will be ours! I'll be marching around in gold pants in no time!</oldstrongbad>
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<oldmarzipan>Where's the ghost?</oldmarzipan>
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<line start="2190" end="2230">
<oldstrongbad>Behold! The fantoustic phantasm.</oldstrongbad>
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<thehomestar voiceover="voiceover">That's no ghost.</thehomestar>
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<line start="2271" end="2312">
<thehomestar>That's just our worst friend Sickly Sam.</thehomestar>
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<sicklysam>I bury myself alive on Tuesdays.</sicklysam>
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<line start="2376" end="2412">
<oldstrongbad>Criminy crickets! Foiled again!</oldstrongbad>
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<thehomestar>Then where's the real ghost?</thehomestar>
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<sfx>roaring noises</sfx>
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<line start="2472" end="2502">
<thehomestar>Wa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a.</thehomestar>
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<oldstrongbad>Wa-a-a-a-a-a!</oldstrongbad>
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<sfx>roaring noises</sfx>
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<oldmarzipan>At least we'll never go hungry again.</oldmarzipan>
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<thehomestar>'Cept for Fat Dudley.</thehomestar>
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<thehomestar voiceover="voiceover">He's livin' the high life.</thehomestar>
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<fatdudley>musical noises</fatdudley>
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<oldstrongbad>Curses!</oldstrongbad>
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<oldstrongbad>Now I'll never find gold pants to fit this tiny waist!</oldstrongbad>
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