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<p><b>President's Daughter</b> is the fifth installment of Puppet Jam with <a href="/index.php?title=They_Might_Be_Giants" title="They Might Be Giants">They Might Be Giants</a>.
</p><p><b>Cast (in order of appearance):</b> John "flans" Flansburgh on guitar, John "linnell" Linnell on accordion, Marty "marty" Beller on skins, Puppet <a href="/index.php?title=Homestar_Runner" title="Homestar Runner">Homestar "homeslice" Runner</a> on vox
</p><p><b>Running Time:</b> 0:38
</p><p><b>DVD Exclusive: </b><a href="/index.php?title=Everything_Else%2C_Volume_1" title="Everything Else, Volume 1">Everything Else, Volume 1</a>
</p>


''"They want to take out the President's daughter's brain."''
<a id="Transcript" name="Transcript"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline"> Transcript </span></h2>
<p><b>FLANSBURGH:</b> So Homestar, we hear you have a song to sing for us.
</p><p><b>HOMESTAR RUNNER:</b> I do. I hope you guys are ready.
</p><p><b>LINNELL:</b> I hope we are ready.
</p><p><b>HOMESTAR RUNNER:</b> Okay, 'cause I'm ready.
</p><p><b>FLANSBURGH:</b> Well, why don't you count us off? <i>{TMBG start to play music as Homestar says his next line.}</i>
</p><p><b>HOMESTAR RUNNER:</b> Four!<br/>
President's Daughter!<br/>
She's got a brain!<br/>
Let's take it out!<br/>
<i>{Music stops. He looks around.}</i>
</p><p><b>LINNELL:</b> That was strong.
</p><p><b>HOMESTAR RUNNER:</b> Okay.
</p><p><b>BELLER:</b> <i>{offscreen}</i> Yeah.
</p><p><b>HOMESTAR RUNNER:</b> Tha— They want to take out the President's daughter's brain.
</p><p><b>BELLER:</b> <i>{offscreen}</i> No!
</p><p><b>HOMESTAR RUNNER:</b> No? Okay.
</p>
<a id="Fun_Facts" name="Fun_Facts"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline"> Fun Facts </span></h2>
<ul><li>The mention of the President's daughter is a nod to TMBG's obsession with US Presidents.
</li></ul>
<a id="See_Also" name="See_Also"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline"> See Also </span></h2>
<ul><li>The <a href="/index.php?title=President%27s_Daughter_Chord_Progression" title="President's Daughter Chord Progression">chord progression</a> for "President's Daughter".
</li></ul>
<a id="External_Links" name="External_Links"></a><h2> <span class="mw-headline"> External Links </span></h2>
<ul><li>"<a class="extiw" href="/index.php?title=index.php/Puppet_Jam:_President%27s_Daughter" title="tmbw:Puppet Jam: President's Daughter">Puppet Jam: President's Daughter</a>" on This Might Be A Wiki
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'''President's Daughter''' is the fifth installment of Puppet Jam with [[They Might Be Giants]].


'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' John "flans" Flansburgh on guitar, John "linnell" Linnell on accordion, Marty "marty" Beller on skins, Puppet [[Homestar Runner|Homestar "homeslice" Runner]] on vox


'''Running Time:''' 0:38
 
<div class="visualClear"></div>
'''DVD Exclusive:'''[[Everything Else, Volume 1]]
</html>
 
== Transcript ==
 
'''FLANSBURGH:''' So Homestar, we hear you have a song to sing for us.
 
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I do. I hope you guys are ready.
 
'''LINNELL:''' I hope we are ready.
 
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay, 'cause I'm ready.
 
'''FLANSBURGH:''' Well, why don't you count us off? ''{TMBG start to play music as Homestar says his next line.}''
 
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Four!<br />
President's Daughter!<br />
She's got a brain!<br />
Let's take it out!<br />
''{Music stops. He looks around.}''
 
'''LINNELL:''' That was strong.
 
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay.
 
'''BELLER:''' ''{offscreen}'' Yeah.
 
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Tha— They want to take out the President's daughter's brain.
 
'''BELLER:''' ''{offscreen}'' No!
 
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No? Okay.
 
== Fun Facts ==
 
* The mention of the President's daughter is a nod to TMBG's obsession with US Presidents.
 
== See Also ==
 
* The [[President's Daughter Chord Progression|chord progression]] for "President's Daughter".
 
== External Links ==
 
* "[[index.php/Puppet Jam: President's Daughter|Puppet Jam: President's Daughter]]" on This Might Be A Wiki
 
{| class="wikitable"
|-
! colspan="2" style="text-align:center;background-color:#ccf;" | [[Puppet Stuff]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;background-color:#ddf" | '''Toons'''
| [[Everybody Knows It]] · [[Puppet Time]] · [[Labor Dabor]] · [[Action Cool News-oween Report]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;background-color:#ddf" | '''Vs. Little Girl'''
| [[Homestar vs. Little Girl]] · [[Strong Bad vs. Little Girl!]] · [[Homestar vs. Little Girl 2]] · [[Homestar vs. Other Little Girl]] · [[Summer Short Shorts|Homestar vs. Very, Very Little Girl]] · [[Marshie vs. Little Girl]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;background-color:#ddf" | '''[[Puppet Jam]]'''
| [[Puppet Jam: Bad Jokes|Bad Jokes]] · [[Puppet Jam: Tropical Lazor Beams|Tropical Lazor Beams]] · [[Puppet Jam: Vitamins/Celebrities|Vitamins/Celebrities]] · [[Puppet Jam: Mission Control|Mission Control]] · '''President's Daughter''' · [[Puppet Jam: Apple Juice Blues|Apple Juice Blues]] · [[Puppet Jam: Everybody Knows It|Everybody Knows It]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;background-color:#ddf" | '''[[Biz Cas Fri]]'''
| [[Biz Cas Fri 1]] · [[Biz Cas Fri 2]] · [[Biz Cas Fri 3]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;background-color:#ddf" | '''[[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque]]: Puppet Squad'''
| [[Dangeresque: Puppet Squad|The Curly Fried Caper]] · [[Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack|The Hot Jones Hijack]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;background-color:#ddf" | '''[[DVD]] Videos'''
| [[Secret Song (video)|Secret Song]] · [[Some Puppet Stuff]] · [[Some Extras]] · [[It's Like It Was Meant to Be (video)|It's Like It Was Meant to Be]] · [[Real-Live E-Mails]] · [[Puppets on the Road]] · [[Puppets & Little Girl Outtakes]]
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| style="text-align:center;background-color:#ddf" | '''[[Store]] Related'''
| [[Talkin' Strong Bad Plush Doll Commercial]] ([[Talkin' Strong Bad Plush Doll Recording Sesh|Recording Sesh]]) · [[Talk-It-Yourself Homestar Runner Puppet Plush]] · [[Kick The Cheat Voicebox Replacement Surgery]] · [[Kick The Cheat Returns!]]
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| style="text-align:center;background-color:#ddf" | '''Other Videos'''
| [[Homestar and the Nice Present]] · [[Main Page 25]] · [[The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar]] · [[Coffee Town with Homestar + Mike]] · [[Greatest American Homestar]] · [[Quickstart Overview (video)|Quickstart Overview]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;background-color:#ddf" | '''Characters'''
| [[Puppet Character Variations]] · [[Shark-Tooth Bubs]] · [[The Exact Same]] · [[Szechuan Steve]] · [[Stingy Relenque]] · [[Santaman]]<br />[[Little Girl]] · [[Other Little Girl]] · [[Very, Very Little Girl]]
|}
[[Category:Everything Else, Volume 1]]
[[Category:DVD Exclusive]]
[[Category:Puppet Jam]]
[[Category:Puppet Homestar Filmography]]
[[Category:Everything Else DVD Series]]



Latest revision as of 21:00, 18 July 2026

"They want to take out the President's daughter's brain."

President's Daughter is the fifth installment of Puppet Jam with They Might Be Giants.

Cast (in order of appearance): John "flans" Flansburgh on guitar, John "linnell" Linnell on accordion, Marty "marty" Beller on skins, Puppet Homestar "homeslice" Runner on vox

Running Time: 0:38

DVD Exclusive: Everything Else, Volume 1

Transcript

FLANSBURGH: So Homestar, we hear you have a song to sing for us.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I do. I hope you guys are ready.

LINNELL: I hope we are ready.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Okay, 'cause I'm ready.

FLANSBURGH: Well, why don't you count us off? {TMBG start to play music as Homestar says his next line.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Four!
President's Daughter!
She's got a brain!
Let's take it out!
{Music stops. He looks around.}

LINNELL: That was strong.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Okay.

BELLER: {offscreen} Yeah.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Tha— They want to take out the President's daughter's brain.

BELLER: {offscreen} No!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: No? Okay.

Fun Facts

  • The mention of the President's daughter is a nod to TMBG's obsession with US Presidents.

See Also

External Links