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<p><b><a href="/index.php?title=The_King_of_Town" title="The King of Town">The King of Town</a></b> is the de jure ruler of <a href="/index.php?title=Free_Country%2C_USA" title="Free Country, USA">Free Country, USA</a>. However, nobody wishes to acknowledge this; it's therefore possible that this character is a satire on the obsolescence of monarchy. He is not considered funny or cool by anyone. One of his main problems is that he is a glutton and will eat anything in front of him (except <a href="/index.php?title=Peas" title="Peas">peas</a> and <a href="/index.php?title=Whatsit" title="Whatsit">whatsit</a>). His favorite food is <a href="/index.php?title=Butter" title="Butter">butter</a>. He employs <a href="/index.php?title=The_Poopsmith" title="The Poopsmith">The Poopsmith</a> and a <a href="/index.php?title=Category:King%27s_Servants" title="Category:King's Servants">few other characters</a>. His age is known to be somewhere in his 60's. He also leads the <a href="/index.php?title=K.O.T.H.S._Junior_Varsity_Marching_Band" title="K.O.T.H.S. Junior Varsity Marching Band">K.O.T.H.S. Junior Varsity Marching Band</a> during the <a href="/index.php?title=Fall_Float_Parade" title="Fall Float Parade">Fall Float Parade</a>. According to a message he left on <a href="/index.php?title=Marzipan%27s_Answering_Machine_Version_13.2" title="Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2">Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2</a>, he can play the guitar, and along with <a href="/index.php?title=The_Cheat" title="The Cheat">The Cheat</a>, he has a cut a remix demo called "Not Talkin' About Butter". He also apparently has his very own "quite popular cartoon show" according to the email <a href="/index.php?title=senior_prom" title="senior prom">senior prom</a>, but it was pre-empted in favor of a <a href="/index.php?title=Strong_Bad_Email" title="Strong Bad Email">Strong Bad Email</a>. | |||
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The King of Town is the de jure ruler of Free Country, USA. However, nobody wishes to acknowledge this; it's therefore possible that this character is a satire on the obsolescence of monarchy. He is not considered funny or cool by anyone. One of his main problems is that he is a glutton and will eat anything in front of him (except peas and whatsit). His favorite food is butter. He employs The Poopsmith and a few other characters. His age is known to be somewhere in his 60's. He also leads the K.O.T.H.S. Junior Varsity Marching Band during the Fall Float Parade. According to a message he left on Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2, he can play the guitar, and along with The Cheat, he has a cut a remix demo called "Not Talkin' About Butter". He also apparently has his very own "quite popular cartoon show" according to the email senior prom, but it was pre-empted in favor of a Strong Bad Email.
