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''This toon has no official name. &quot;Where the Crap Are We?&quot; is taken from Strong Bad's first line.''
''This toon has no official name. "Where the Crap Are We?" is taken from Strong Bad's first line.''


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''"Here's a Twinkie!"''


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&quot;Here's a Twinkie!&quot;
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Strong Bad and Homestar find themselves in a mysterious blue space. Are they dead?
Strong Bad and Homestar find themselves in a mysterious blue space. Are they dead?


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'''Running time:''' 0:39
'''Running time:''' 0:39


'''DVD:''' [[Everything Else, Volume 1]]
'''DVD:'''[[Everything Else, Volume 1]]
 
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* [#Transcript 1 Transcript]
* [#Easter_Eggs 2 Easter Eggs]
* [#Fun_Facts 3 Fun Facts]
** [#Explanations 3.1 Explanations]
** [#Trivia 3.2 Trivia]
** [#Remarks 3.3 Remarks]
** [#Goofs 3.4 Goofs]
** [#Inside_References 3.5 Inside References]
** [#Real-World_References 3.6 Real-World References]
** [#Fast_Forward 3.7 Fast Forward]
* [#External_Links 4 External Links]


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== Transcript ==
 
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== <span class="mw-headline"> Transcript </span> ==


''{Strong Bad and Homestar are seen standing around in a mysterious blue space. Strong Bad is looking around.}''
''{Strong Bad and Homestar are seen standing around in a mysterious blue space. Strong Bad is looking around.}''
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''{Homestar smiles.}''
''{Homestar smiles.}''


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== Easter Eggs ==
== <span class="mw-headline">Easter Eggs</span> ==


* Click on Homestar's twinkie at the end to see Homestar use it as a telephone.
* Click on Homestar's twinkie at the end to see Homestar use it as a telephone.


'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{imitating telephone}'' Brinnng! Brinnng!
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{imitating telephone}'' Brinnng! Brinnng!
''{Homestar holds the Twinkie up to his ear.}''
''{Homestar holds the Twinkie up to his ear.}''
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hello? Senator Pencilface. Yes, this is Homestar. Yes sir, I can save the day!
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hello? Senator Pencilface. Yes, this is Homestar. Yes sir, I can save the day!
''{He puts the Twinkie down in midair with a telephone click noise. Then he looks to his left and lifts his leg up as if to run off, then stops, puts his leg down and looks around.}''
''{He puts the Twinkie down in midair with a telephone click noise. Then he looks to his left and lifts his leg up as if to run off, then stops, puts his leg down and looks around.}''
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Um... I really don't think there's a way out of here.
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Um... I really don't think there's a way out of here.


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== Fun Facts ==
== <span class="mw-headline"> Fun Facts </span> ==


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=== Explanations ===
=== <span class="mw-headline">Explanations</span> ===


* This cartoon could be found in the program [[Macromedia Central]] by going into &quot;Help → About Central&quot; and Ctrl-doubleclicking on the &quot;C&quot; logo (On Mac go into &quot;Central → About Central&quot; and double CMD Clicking on the C logo). When given a password field, one would type in &quot;sbemail&quot; and press enter. The cartoon would then play in the &quot;about&quot; box.
* This cartoon could be found in the program [[Macromedia Central]] by going into "Help → About Central" and Ctrl-doubleclicking on the "C" logo (On Mac go into "Central → About Central" and double CMD Clicking on the C logo). When given a password field, one would type in "sbemail" and press enter. The cartoon would then play in the "about" box.


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=== Trivia ===
=== <span class="mw-headline">Trivia</span> ===


* The blue and red &quot;fadey&quot; backgrounds are color fill techniques known as [[Image gradient|gradients]], where the color fades along the fill area.
* The blue and red "fadey" backgrounds are color fill techniques known as [[Image gradient|gradients]], where the color fades along the fill area.
* In the [[Quote of the Week]], Strong Bad is incorrectly quoted as saying &quot;''Naw'', it can't be heaven.&quot;
* In the [[Quote of the Week]], Strong Bad is incorrectly quoted as saying "''Naw'', it can't be heaven."


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=== Remarks ===
=== <span class="mw-headline"> Remarks </span> ===


* Although this is not on the main site, the quote by Strong Bad — &quot;Naw, it can't be heaven. There's not enough Twinkies&quot; — was used as the [[Quote of the Week]] for June 10, 2005.
* Although this is not on the main site, the quote by Strong Bad — "Naw, it can't be heaven. There's not enough Twinkies" — was used as the [[Quote of the Week]] for June 10, 2005.
* This toon also appeared in an Easter egg on [[Everything Else, Volume 1]].
* This toon also appeared in an Easter egg on [[Everything Else, Volume 1]].
* Homestar pulls the Twinkie from [[Hammerspace|hammerspace]].
* Homestar pulls the Twinkie from [[Hammerspace|hammerspace]].
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* Strong Bad pounds on the edge of the screen, and Homestar could not find a way out of the other side. Despite this, Strong Bad's gloves are occasionally obscured by the edge of the screen, implying that it is not a solid wall.
* Strong Bad pounds on the edge of the screen, and Homestar could not find a way out of the other side. Despite this, Strong Bad's gloves are occasionally obscured by the edge of the screen, implying that it is not a solid wall.


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=== Goofs ===
=== <span class="mw-headline">Goofs</span> ===
 
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''Close-up of Homestar shrugging.''
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Close-up of Homestar shrugging.
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* Homestar Runner's head extends beyond his shirt during most of this animation, especially when he shrugs.
* Homestar Runner's head extends beyond his shirt during most of this animation, especially when he shrugs.


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=== Inside References ===
=== <span class="mw-headline"> Inside References </span> ===


* This toon includes one of the [[Names ending in -face|Names Ending in -face]].
* This toon includes one of the [[Names ending in -face|Names Ending in -face]].


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=== Real-World References ===
=== <span class="mw-headline"> Real-World References </span> ===


* [[Twinkies]] are a snack cake produced by [[Hostess (snack cakes)|Hostess]].
* [[Twinkies]] are a snack cake produced by [[Hostess (snack cakes)|Hostess]].
* This toon could be a reference to the [[Jean-Paul Sartre]] play &quot;[[No Exit]]&quot;. Written in 1944, this [[Existentialism|existential]] play explores the idea that &quot;hell is other people&quot;, a concept which Strong Bad comes to realize and finally panics over.
* This toon could be a reference to the [[Jean-Paul Sartre]] play "[[No Exit]]". Written in 1944, this [[Existentialism|existential]] play explores the idea that "hell is other people", a concept which Strong Bad comes to realize and finally panics over.


<span id="fast-forward"></span>
=== Fast Forward ===
=== <span class="mw-headline"> Fast Forward </span> ===


* A [[Foods used as phones|food used as a phone]] is seen again in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]], and once more in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]].
* A [[Foods used as phones|food used as a phone]] is seen again in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]], and once more in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]].


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== External Links ==
== <span class="mw-headline"> External Links </span> ==


* [http://www.hrwiki.org/mirror/egg.html watch "Where the Crap are We?"] (mirror)
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* [http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewtopic.php?t=944 forum thread re: Where the Crap Are We?]
* [http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewtopic.php?t=944 forum thread re: Where the Crap Are We?]
* [http://www.adobe.com/products/central/ Macromedia Central] (application no longer available)
* [http://www.macromedia.com/software/central/ Macromedia Central page] (archive link, program no longer available)
 
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Latest revision as of 14:24, 14 July 2026

This toon has no official name. "Where the Crap Are We?" is taken from Strong Bad's first line.

watch

200px-twinkie.PNG

"Here's a Twinkie!"

Strong Bad and Homestar find themselves in a mysterious blue space. Are they dead?

Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner, Strong Bad

Date: 2003 or 2004

Running time: 0:39

DVD:Everything Else, Volume 1

Transcript

{Strong Bad and Homestar are seen standing around in a mysterious blue space. Strong Bad is looking around.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hey, Strong Bad, could you give me a hand with this—

STRONG BAD: {interrupting, holding a hand up to silence Homestar} Wait a minute, shut up. Where the crap are we?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I dunno. Someplace.

STRONG BAD: What're we doing here? {looks behind him at the blue background} It's like we're in Blue Fadey Land or something. {faces Homestar}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Uhhhm... maybe this is heaven! {cheerful} We're dead!

STRONG BAD: No, it can't be heaven. There's not enough Twinkies.

{Homestar looks to his left, and produces a Twinkie from offscreen.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Here's a Twinkie.

STRONG BAD: Oh. {looks to his right} Maybe this is heaven!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yeah, and it's just you and me, forever!

{Strong Bad slowly turns his head toward the camera as Homestar says this. As Strong Bad speaks, the background fades into a red gradient.}

STRONG BAD: Wait a minute... this isn't heaven!!!

{Strong Bad flies to the left side of the screen and starts pounding on it, screaming.}

STRONG BAD: WAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGGHH!!!!!!!

{Strong Bad slides down off the bottom of the screen.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: No, you're right. I think it's Massachusetts.

{Homestar smiles.}

Easter Eggs

  • Click on Homestar's twinkie at the end to see Homestar use it as a telephone.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {imitating telephone} Brinnng! Brinnng! {Homestar holds the Twinkie up to his ear.} HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hello? Senator Pencilface. Yes, this is Homestar. Yes sir, I can save the day! {He puts the Twinkie down in midair with a telephone click noise. Then he looks to his left and lifts his leg up as if to run off, then stops, puts his leg down and looks around.} HOMESTAR RUNNER: Um... I really don't think there's a way out of here.

Fun Facts

Explanations

  • This cartoon could be found in the program Macromedia Central by going into "Help → About Central" and Ctrl-doubleclicking on the "C" logo (On Mac go into "Central → About Central" and double CMD Clicking on the C logo). When given a password field, one would type in "sbemail" and press enter. The cartoon would then play in the "about" box.

Trivia

  • The blue and red "fadey" backgrounds are color fill techniques known as gradients, where the color fades along the fill area.
  • In the Quote of the Week, Strong Bad is incorrectly quoted as saying "Naw, it can't be heaven."

Remarks

  • Although this is not on the main site, the quote by Strong Bad — "Naw, it can't be heaven. There's not enough Twinkies" — was used as the Quote of the Week for June 10, 2005.
  • This toon also appeared in an Easter egg on Everything Else, Volume 1.
  • Homestar pulls the Twinkie from hammerspace.
  • Homestar suggests that they are in heaven, but Strong Bad hints that they are really in hell.
  • Strong Bad pounds on the edge of the screen, and Homestar could not find a way out of the other side. Despite this, Strong Bad's gloves are occasionally obscured by the edge of the screen, implying that it is not a solid wall.

Goofs

180px-Where_The_Crap_Goof.png

Close-up of Homestar shrugging.

  • Homestar Runner's head extends beyond his shirt during most of this animation, especially when he shrugs.

Inside References

Real-World References

  • Twinkies are a snack cake produced by Hostess.
  • This toon could be a reference to the Jean-Paul Sartre play "No Exit". Written in 1944, this existential play explores the idea that "hell is other people", a concept which Strong Bad comes to realize and finally panics over.

Fast Forward

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