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''This toon has no official name. | ''This toon has no official name. "Where the Crap Are We?" is taken from Strong Bad's first line.'' | ||
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''"Here's a Twinkie!"'' | |||
Strong Bad and Homestar find themselves in a mysterious blue space. Are they dead? | Strong Bad and Homestar find themselves in a mysterious blue space. Are they dead? | ||
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'''Running time:''' 0:39 | '''Running time:''' 0:39 | ||
'''DVD:''' [[Everything Else, Volume 1] | '''DVD:'''[[Everything Else, Volume 1]] | ||
== Transcript == | |||
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''{Strong Bad and Homestar are seen standing around in a mysterious blue space. Strong Bad is looking around.}'' | ''{Strong Bad and Homestar are seen standing around in a mysterious blue space. Strong Bad is looking around.}'' | ||
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''{Homestar smiles.}'' | ''{Homestar smiles.}'' | ||
== Easter Eggs == | |||
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* Click on Homestar's twinkie at the end to see Homestar use it as a telephone. | * Click on Homestar's twinkie at the end to see Homestar use it as a telephone. | ||
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{imitating telephone}'' Brinnng! Brinnng! | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{imitating telephone}'' Brinnng! Brinnng! | ||
''{Homestar holds the Twinkie up to his ear.}'' | ''{Homestar holds the Twinkie up to his ear.}'' | ||
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hello? Senator Pencilface. Yes, this is Homestar. Yes sir, I can save the day! | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hello? Senator Pencilface. Yes, this is Homestar. Yes sir, I can save the day! | ||
''{He puts the Twinkie down in midair with a telephone click noise. Then he looks to his left and lifts his leg up as if to run off, then stops, puts his leg down and looks around.}'' | ''{He puts the Twinkie down in midair with a telephone click noise. Then he looks to his left and lifts his leg up as if to run off, then stops, puts his leg down and looks around.}'' | ||
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Um... I really don't think there's a way out of here. | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Um... I really don't think there's a way out of here. | ||
== Fun Facts == | |||
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=== Explanations === | |||
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* This cartoon could be found in the program [[Macromedia Central]] by going into | * This cartoon could be found in the program [[Macromedia Central]] by going into "Help → About Central" and Ctrl-doubleclicking on the "C" logo (On Mac go into "Central → About Central" and double CMD Clicking on the C logo). When given a password field, one would type in "sbemail" and press enter. The cartoon would then play in the "about" box. | ||
=== Trivia === | |||
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* The blue and red | * The blue and red "fadey" backgrounds are color fill techniques known as [[Image gradient|gradients]], where the color fades along the fill area. | ||
* In the [[Quote of the Week]], Strong Bad is incorrectly quoted as saying | * In the [[Quote of the Week]], Strong Bad is incorrectly quoted as saying "''Naw'', it can't be heaven." | ||
=== Remarks === | |||
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* Although this is not on the main site, the quote by Strong Bad — | * Although this is not on the main site, the quote by Strong Bad — "Naw, it can't be heaven. There's not enough Twinkies" — was used as the [[Quote of the Week]] for June 10, 2005. | ||
* This toon also appeared in an Easter egg on [[Everything Else, Volume 1]]. | * This toon also appeared in an Easter egg on [[Everything Else, Volume 1]]. | ||
* Homestar pulls the Twinkie from [[Hammerspace|hammerspace]]. | * Homestar pulls the Twinkie from [[Hammerspace|hammerspace]]. | ||
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* Strong Bad pounds on the edge of the screen, and Homestar could not find a way out of the other side. Despite this, Strong Bad's gloves are occasionally obscured by the edge of the screen, implying that it is not a solid wall. | * Strong Bad pounds on the edge of the screen, and Homestar could not find a way out of the other side. Despite this, Strong Bad's gloves are occasionally obscured by the edge of the screen, implying that it is not a solid wall. | ||
=== Goofs === | |||
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''Close-up of Homestar shrugging.'' | |||
* Homestar Runner's head extends beyond his shirt during most of this animation, especially when he shrugs. | * Homestar Runner's head extends beyond his shirt during most of this animation, especially when he shrugs. | ||
=== Inside References === | |||
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* This toon includes one of the [[Names ending in -face|Names Ending in -face]]. | * This toon includes one of the [[Names ending in -face|Names Ending in -face]]. | ||
=== Real-World References === | |||
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* [[Twinkies]] are a snack cake produced by [[Hostess (snack cakes)|Hostess]]. | * [[Twinkies]] are a snack cake produced by [[Hostess (snack cakes)|Hostess]]. | ||
* This toon could be a reference to the [[Jean-Paul Sartre]] play | * This toon could be a reference to the [[Jean-Paul Sartre]] play "[[No Exit]]". Written in 1944, this [[Existentialism|existential]] play explores the idea that "hell is other people", a concept which Strong Bad comes to realize and finally panics over. | ||
=== Fast Forward === | |||
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* A [[Foods used as phones|food used as a phone]] is seen again in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]], and once more in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]]. | * A [[Foods used as phones|food used as a phone]] is seen again in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]], and once more in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]]. | ||
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* [http://www.hrwiki.org/mirror/egg.html watch "Where the Crap are We?"] (mirror) | * [http://www.hrwiki.org/mirror/egg.html watch "Where the Crap are We?"] (mirror) | ||
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* [http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewtopic.php?t=944 forum thread re: Where the Crap Are We?] | * [http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewtopic.php?t=944 forum thread re: Where the Crap Are We?] | ||
* [http://www.macromedia.com/software/central/ Macromedia Central page] (archive link, program no longer available) | * [http://www.macromedia.com/software/central/ Macromedia Central page] (archive link, program no longer available) | ||
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Latest revision as of 14:24, 14 July 2026
This toon has no official name. "Where the Crap Are We?" is taken from Strong Bad's first line.
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"Here's a Twinkie!"
Strong Bad and Homestar find themselves in a mysterious blue space. Are they dead?
Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner, Strong Bad
Date: 2003 or 2004
Running time: 0:39
Transcript
{Strong Bad and Homestar are seen standing around in a mysterious blue space. Strong Bad is looking around.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hey, Strong Bad, could you give me a hand with this—
STRONG BAD: {interrupting, holding a hand up to silence Homestar} Wait a minute, shut up. Where the crap are we?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: I dunno. Someplace.
STRONG BAD: What're we doing here? {looks behind him at the blue background} It's like we're in Blue Fadey Land or something. {faces Homestar}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Uhhhm... maybe this is heaven! {cheerful} We're dead!
STRONG BAD: No, it can't be heaven. There's not enough Twinkies.
{Homestar looks to his left, and produces a Twinkie from offscreen.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Here's a Twinkie.
STRONG BAD: Oh. {looks to his right} Maybe this is heaven!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yeah, and it's just you and me, forever!
{Strong Bad slowly turns his head toward the camera as Homestar says this. As Strong Bad speaks, the background fades into a red gradient.}
STRONG BAD: Wait a minute... this isn't heaven!!!
{Strong Bad flies to the left side of the screen and starts pounding on it, screaming.}
STRONG BAD: WAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGGHH!!!!!!!
{Strong Bad slides down off the bottom of the screen.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: No, you're right. I think it's Massachusetts.
{Homestar smiles.}
Easter Eggs
- Click on Homestar's twinkie at the end to see Homestar use it as a telephone.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {imitating telephone} Brinnng! Brinnng! {Homestar holds the Twinkie up to his ear.} HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hello? Senator Pencilface. Yes, this is Homestar. Yes sir, I can save the day! {He puts the Twinkie down in midair with a telephone click noise. Then he looks to his left and lifts his leg up as if to run off, then stops, puts his leg down and looks around.} HOMESTAR RUNNER: Um... I really don't think there's a way out of here.
Fun Facts
Explanations
- This cartoon could be found in the program Macromedia Central by going into "Help → About Central" and Ctrl-doubleclicking on the "C" logo (On Mac go into "Central → About Central" and double CMD Clicking on the C logo). When given a password field, one would type in "sbemail" and press enter. The cartoon would then play in the "about" box.
Trivia
- The blue and red "fadey" backgrounds are color fill techniques known as gradients, where the color fades along the fill area.
- In the Quote of the Week, Strong Bad is incorrectly quoted as saying "Naw, it can't be heaven."
Remarks
- Although this is not on the main site, the quote by Strong Bad — "Naw, it can't be heaven. There's not enough Twinkies" — was used as the Quote of the Week for June 10, 2005.
- This toon also appeared in an Easter egg on Everything Else, Volume 1.
- Homestar pulls the Twinkie from hammerspace.
- Homestar suggests that they are in heaven, but Strong Bad hints that they are really in hell.
- Strong Bad pounds on the edge of the screen, and Homestar could not find a way out of the other side. Despite this, Strong Bad's gloves are occasionally obscured by the edge of the screen, implying that it is not a solid wall.
Goofs
Close-up of Homestar shrugging.
- Homestar Runner's head extends beyond his shirt during most of this animation, especially when he shrugs.
Inside References
- This toon includes one of the Names Ending in -face.
Real-World References
- Twinkies are a snack cake produced by Hostess.
- This toon could be a reference to the Jean-Paul Sartre play "No Exit". Written in 1944, this existential play explores the idea that "hell is other people", a concept which Strong Bad comes to realize and finally panics over.
Fast Forward
- A food used as a phone is seen again in Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2, and once more in Teen Girl Squad Issue 12.
External Links
- watch "Where the Crap are We?" (mirror)
- view the Flash file for "Where the Crap are We?" (mirror)
- forum thread re: Where the Crap Are We?
- Macromedia Central page (archive link, program no longer available)