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<pre>&lt;?xml version=&quot;1.0&quot; encoding=&quot;utf-8&quot;?&gt;
[[Subtitles:ween04/nl|nl]] 
&lt;transcript xml:lang=&quot;en-us&quot; file=&quot;ween04.swf&quot; width=&quot;550&quot; height=&quot;400&quot;&gt;
[[Subtitles:ween04/fi|fi]] 
 
[[Subtitles:ween04/pl|pl]] 
&lt;line start=&quot;15&quot; end=&quot;279&quot;&gt;
[[Subtitles:ween04/pt-br|pt-br]] 
&lt;sfx&gt;music playing&lt;/sfx&gt;
[[Subtitles:ween04/tr|tr]]
&lt;/line&gt;
 
&lt;line start=&quot;283&quot; end=&quot;325&quot;&gt;
&lt;strongbad&gt;All right boys, it's Halloween night, what we gonna do?&lt;/strongbad&gt;
&lt;/line&gt;
 
&lt;line start=&quot;328&quot; end=&quot;333&quot;&gt;
&lt;thecheat&gt;The Cheat hiccups&lt;/thecheat&gt;
&lt;/line&gt;


&lt;line start=&quot;334&quot; end=&quot;342&quot;&gt;
<pre>
&lt;strongbad&gt;Come again?&lt;/strongbad&gt;
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
&lt;/line&gt;
<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="ween04.swf" width="550" height="400">


&lt;line start=&quot;343&quot; end=&quot;348&quot;&gt;
<line start="15" end="279">
&lt;thecheat&gt;The Cheat hiccups&lt;/thecheat&gt;
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;349&quot; end=&quot;389&quot;&gt;
<line start="283" end="325">
&lt;strongbad&gt;What's wrong there, Philly Cheat-steak? You got-a some hiccups?&lt;/strongbad&gt;
<strongbad>All right boys, it's Halloween night, what we gonna do?</strongbad>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;392&quot; end=&quot;398&quot;&gt;
<line start="328" end="333">
&lt;thecheat&gt;The Cheat hiccups&lt;/thecheat&gt;
<thecheat>The Cheat hiccups</thecheat>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;399&quot; end=&quot;424&quot;&gt;
<line start="334" end="342">
&lt;strongbad&gt;Well, you picked the perfect night to have them.&lt;/strongbad&gt;
<strongbad>Come again?</strongbad>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;425&quot; end=&quot;470&quot;&gt;
<line start="343" end="348">
&lt;strongbad&gt;We shouldn't have a problem scaring those hiccups out of you on Halloween.&lt;/strongbad&gt;
<thecheat>The Cheat hiccups</thecheat>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;471&quot; end=&quot;491&quot;&gt;
<line start="349" end="389">
&lt;strongbad&gt;Let's see what's going on tonight.&lt;/strongbad&gt;
<strongbad>What's wrong there, Philly Cheat-steak? You got-a some hiccups?</strongbad>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;492&quot; end=&quot;511&quot;&gt;
<line start="392" end="398">
&lt;strongbad voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;There's gotta be something scary.&lt;/strongbad&gt;
<thecheat>The Cheat hiccups</thecheat>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;519&quot; end=&quot;536&quot;&gt;
<line start="399" end="424">
&lt;strongbad voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Ooh, that's perfect!&lt;/strongbad&gt;
<strongbad>Well, you picked the perfect night to have them.</strongbad>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;539&quot;  end=&quot;594&quot;&gt;
<line start="425" end="470">
&lt;strongbad voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;I've seen some stuff in that locker room that would scare more than just the hiccups out of you, let me tell ya.&lt;/strongbad&gt;
<strongbad>We shouldn't have a problem scaring those hiccups out of you on Halloween.</strongbad>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;596&quot; end=&quot;605&quot;&gt;
<line start="471" end="491">
&lt;strongbad&gt;Let's check it on out!&lt;/strongbad&gt;
<strongbad>Let's see what's going on tonight.</strongbad>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;606&quot; end=&quot;614&quot;&gt;
<line start="492" end="511">
&lt;strongbad&gt;Let's check it on out!&lt;/strongbad&gt;
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">There's gotta be something scary.</strongbad>
&lt;thecheat&gt;The Cheat hiccups&lt;/thecheat&gt;
</line>
&lt;/line&gt;


&lt;line start=&quot;614&quot; end=&quot;643&quot;&gt;
<line start="519" end="536">
&lt;sfx&gt;music playing&lt;/sfx&gt;
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Ooh, that's perfect!</strongbad>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;657&quot; end=&quot;722&quot;&gt;
<line start="539"  end="594">
&lt;strongbad&gt;You scared yet, The Cheat? What about that drippy towel over there? That's pretty scary, huh?&lt;/strongbad&gt;
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">I've seen some stuff in that locker room that would scare more than just the hiccups out of you, let me tell ya.</strongbad>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;723&quot; end=&quot;729&quot;&gt;
<line start="596" end="605">
&lt;thecheat&gt;The Cheat hiccups&lt;/thecheat&gt;
<strongbad>Let's check it on out!</strongbad>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;730&quot; end=&quot;760&quot;&gt;
<line start="606" end="614">
&lt;strongbad&gt;Oh no, please don't drip on me!&lt;/strongbad&gt;
<strongbad>Let's check it on out!</strongbad>
&lt;/line&gt;
<thecheat>The Cheat hiccups</thecheat>
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;761&quot; end=&quot;766&quot;&gt;
<line start="614" end="643">
&lt;thecheat&gt;The Cheat hiccups&lt;/thecheat&gt;
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;767&quot; end=&quot;791&quot;&gt;
<line start="657" end="722">
&lt;strongbad&gt;You smell like shin guards!&lt;/strongbad&gt;
<strongbad>You scared yet, The Cheat? What about that drippy towel over there? That's pretty scary, huh?</strongbad>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;792&quot; end=&quot;796&quot;&gt;
<line start="723" end="729">
&lt;thecheat&gt;The Cheat hiccups&lt;/thecheat&gt;
<thecheat>The Cheat hiccups</thecheat>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;797&quot; end=&quot;830&quot;&gt;
<line start="730" end="760">
&lt;coachz&gt;Crackity towel! Tommy John surgery!&lt;/coachz&gt;
<strongbad>Oh no, please don't drip on me!</strongbad>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;831&quot; end=&quot;843&quot;&gt;
<line start="761" end="766">
&lt;strongbad sfx=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;clears throat&lt;/strongbad&gt;
<thecheat>The Cheat hiccups</thecheat>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;844&quot; end=&quot;879&quot;&gt;
<line start="767" end="791">
&lt;strongbad&gt;Coach, we're trying to scare the hiccups out of The Cheat.&lt;/strongbad&gt;
<strongbad>You smell like shin guards!</strongbad>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;880&quot; end=&quot;881&quot;&gt;
<line start="792" end="796">
&lt;strongbad&gt;Coach, we're trying to scare the hiccups out of The Cheat.&lt;/strongbad&gt;
<thecheat>The Cheat hiccups</thecheat>
&lt;thecheat&gt;The Cheat hiccups&lt;/thecheat&gt;
</line>
&lt;/line&gt;


&lt;line start=&quot;882&quot; end=&quot;884&quot;&gt;
<line start="797" end="830">
&lt;strongbad&gt;You got anything that's not just gross and moist?&lt;/strongbad&gt;
<coachz>Crackity towel! Tommy John surgery!</coachz>
&lt;thecheat&gt;The Cheat hiccups&lt;/thecheat&gt;
</line>
&lt;/line&gt;


&lt;line start=&quot;885&quot; end=&quot;915&quot;&gt;
<line start="831" end="843">
&lt;strongbad&gt;You got anything that's not just gross and moist?&lt;/strongbad&gt;
<strongbad sfx="sfx">clears throat</strongbad>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;922&quot; end=&quot;990&quot;&gt;
<line start="844" end="879">
&lt;coachz&gt;What could be scarier than Blue Stair Ointment?!&lt;/coachz&gt;
<strongbad>Coach, we're trying to scare the hiccups out of The Cheat.</strongbad>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;991&quot; end=&quot;1028&quot;&gt;
<line start="880" end="881">
&lt;coachz&gt;Aawooooeeeeorrrrre!&lt;/coachz&gt;
<strongbad>Coach, we're trying to scare the hiccups out of The Cheat.</strongbad>
&lt;/line&gt;
<thecheat>The Cheat hiccups</thecheat>
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;1029&quot; end=&quot;1089&quot;&gt;
<line start="882" end="884">
&lt;strongbad&gt;All right, this has gone from weird and kinda gross to a serious health risk.&lt;/strongbad&gt;
<strongbad>You got anything that's not just gross and moist?</strongbad>
&lt;/line&gt;
<thecheat>The Cheat hiccups</thecheat>
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;1090&quot; end=&quot;1094&quot;&gt;
<line start="885" end="915">
&lt;strongbad&gt;All right, this has gone from weird and kinda gross to a serious health risk.&lt;/strongbad&gt;
<strongbad>You got anything that's not just gross and moist?</strongbad>
&lt;thecheat&gt;The Cheat hiccups&lt;/thecheat&gt;
</line>
&lt;/line&gt;


&lt;line start=&quot;1095&quot; end=&quot;1106&quot;&gt;
<line start="922" end="990">
&lt;strongbad&gt;Let's bolt.&lt;/strongbad&gt;
<coachz>What could be scarier than Blue Stair Ointment?!</coachz>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;1107&quot; end=&quot;1125&quot;&gt;
<line start="991" end="1028">
&lt;coachz&gt;Hey! You guys didn't even get your candy out of the terlet there!&lt;/coachz&gt;
<coachz>Aawooooeeeeorrrrre!</coachz>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;1126&quot; end=&quot;1155&quot;&gt;
<line start="1029" end="1089">
&lt;coachz&gt;Hey! You guys didn't even get your candy out of the terlet there!&lt;/coachz&gt;
<strongbad>All right, this has gone from weird and kinda gross to a serious health risk.</strongbad>
&lt;sfx&gt;music playing&lt;/sfx&gt;
</line>
&lt;/line&gt;


&lt;line start=&quot;1157&quot; end=&quot;1191&quot;&gt;
<line start="1090" end="1094">
&lt;strongsad&gt;This night. Black as pitch. &lt;/strongsad&gt;
<strongbad>All right, this has gone from weird and kinda gross to a serious health risk.</strongbad>
&lt;/line&gt;
<thecheat>The Cheat hiccups</thecheat>
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;1192&quot; end=&quot;1223&quot;&gt;
<line start="1095" end="1106">
&lt;strongsad&gt;Doom from inside me wells up.&lt;/strongsad&gt;
<strongbad>Let's bolt.</strongbad>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;1224&quot; end=&quot;1245&quot;&gt;
<line start="1107" end="1125">
&lt;strongsad&gt;Pray I don't get egged.&lt;/strongsad&gt;
<coachz>Hey! You guys didn't even get your candy out of the terlet there!</coachz>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;1246&quot; end=&quot;1273&quot;&gt;
<line start="1126" end="1155">
&lt;strongbad&gt;I don't know or care what a Hai-oo-koo is—&lt;/strongbad&gt;
<coachz>Hey! You guys didn't even get your candy out of the terlet there!</coachz>
&lt;/line&gt;
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;1274&quot; end=&quot;1277&quot;&gt;
<line start="1157" end="1191">
&lt;thecheat&gt;The Cheat hiccups&lt;/thecheat&gt;
<strongsad>This night. Black as pitch. </strongsad>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;1278&quot; end=&quot;1297&quot;&gt;
<line start="1192" end="1223">
&lt;strongbad&gt;—but we need to scare The Cheat.&lt;/strongbad&gt;
<strongsad>Doom from inside me wells up.</strongsad>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;1298&quot; end=&quot;1318&quot;&gt;
<line start="1224" end="1245">
&lt;strongsad&gt;Ooh, I got just the thing!&lt;/strongsad&gt;
<strongsad>Pray I don't get egged.</strongsad>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;1321&quot; end=&quot;1341&quot;&gt;
<line start="1246" end="1273">
&lt;strongsad&gt;Rapping at the door.&lt;/strongsad&gt;
<strongbad>I don't know or care what a Hai-oo-koo is—</strongbad>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;1346&quot; end=&quot;1376&quot;&gt;
<line start="1274" end="1277">
&lt;strongsad&gt;Fills up agèd pillow case.&lt;/strongsad&gt;
<thecheat>The Cheat hiccups</thecheat>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;1380&quot; end=&quot;1410&quot;&gt;
<line start="1278" end="1297">
&lt;strongsad&gt;So sick of Smarties.&lt;/strongsad&gt;
<strongbad>—but we need to scare The Cheat.</strongbad>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;1414&quot; end=&quot;1444&quot;&gt;
<line start="1298" end="1318">
&lt;strongbad&gt;Oh, I get it. Let me try one!&lt;/strongbad&gt;
<strongsad>Ooh, I got just the thing!</strongsad>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;1445&quot; end=&quot;1471&quot;&gt;
<line start="1321" end="1341">
&lt;strongbad&gt;A butt for a face.&lt;/strongbad&gt;
<strongsad>Rapping at the door.</strongsad>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;1473&quot; end=&quot;1489&quot;&gt;
<line start="1346" end="1376">
&lt;strongbad&gt;Little brother: &lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;dork, dork, dork.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strongbad&gt;
<strongsad>Fills up agèd pillow case.</strongsad>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;1490&quot; end=&quot;1493&quot;&gt;
<line start="1380" end="1410">
&lt;strongbad&gt;Little brother: dork, &lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;dork, dork.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strongbad&gt;
<strongsad>So sick of Smarties.</strongsad>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;1494&quot; end=&quot;1497&quot;&gt;
<line start="1414" end="1444">
&lt;strongbad&gt;Little brother: dork, dork, &lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;dork.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strongbad&gt;
<strongbad>Oh, I get it. Let me try one!</strongbad>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;1498&quot; end=&quot;1505&quot;&gt;
<line start="1445" end="1471">
&lt;strongbad&gt;Little brother: dork, dork, dork.&lt;/strongbad&gt;
<strongbad>A butt for a face.</strongbad>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;1509&quot; end=&quot;1534&quot;&gt;
<line start="1473" end="1489">
&lt;strongbad&gt;Stay out of my room.&lt;/strongbad&gt;
<strongbad>Little brother: <span style="visibility:hidden">dork, dork, dork.</span></strongbad>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;1539&quot; end=&quot;1547&quot;&gt;
<line start="1490" end="1493">
&lt;thecheat&gt;The Cheat hiccups&lt;/thecheat&gt;
<strongbad>Little brother: dork, <span style="visibility:hidden">dork, dork.</span></strongbad>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;1548&quot; end=&quot;1618&quot;&gt;
<line start="1494" end="1497">
&lt;strongbad&gt;I'm sorry, The Cheat, looks like we got to find some other way to scare the ever-loving hiccups out of you.&lt;/strongbad&gt;
<strongbad>Little brother: dork, dork, <span style="visibility:hidden">dork.</span></strongbad>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;1619&quot; end=&quot;1623&quot;&gt;
<line start="1498" end="1505">
&lt;strongsad&gt;You don't scare the hiccups out of somebody!&lt;/strongsad&gt;
<strongbad>Little brother: dork, dork, dork.</strongbad>
&lt;thecheat&gt;The Cheat hiccups&lt;/thecheat&gt;
</line>
&lt;/line&gt;


&lt;line start=&quot;1624&quot; end=&quot;1650&quot;&gt;
<line start="1509" end="1534">
&lt;strongsad&gt;You don't scare the hiccups out of somebody!&lt;/strongsad&gt;
<strongbad>Stay out of my room.</strongbad>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;1652&quot; end=&quot;1670&quot;&gt;
<line start="1539" end="1547">
&lt;strongsad&gt;You gotta &lt;em&gt;laugh&lt;/em&gt; 'em out!&lt;/strongsad&gt;
<thecheat>The Cheat hiccups</thecheat>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;1673&quot; end=&quot;1699&quot;&gt;
<line start="1548" end="1618">
&lt;strongbad&gt;Whoa! That sounds like a segue!&lt;/strongbad&gt;
<strongbad>I'm sorry, The Cheat, looks like we got to find some other way to scare the ever-loving hiccups out of you.</strongbad>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;1700&quot; end=&quot;1720&quot;&gt;
<line start="1619" end="1623">
&lt;sfx&gt;music playing&lt;/sfx&gt;
<strongsad>You don't scare the hiccups out of somebody!</strongsad>
&lt;/line&gt;
<thecheat>The Cheat hiccups</thecheat>
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;1721&quot; end=&quot;1755&quot;&gt;
<line start="1624" end="1650">
&lt;bubs&gt;I mean, seriously, people, it's the 90s!&lt;/bubs&gt;
<strongsad>You don't scare the hiccups out of somebody!</strongsad>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;1756&quot; end=&quot;1762&quot;&gt;
<line start="1652" end="1670">
&lt;bubs&gt;I mean, seriously, people, it's the 90s!&lt;/bubs&gt;
<strongsad>You gotta <em>laugh</em> 'em out!</strongsad>
&lt;strongmad sfx=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;laughs&lt;/strongmad&gt;
</line>
&lt;/line&gt;


&lt;line start=&quot;1763&quot; end=&quot;1777&quot;&gt;
<line start="1673" end="1699">
&lt;bubs&gt;Am I right?&lt;/bubs&gt;
<strongbad>Whoa! That sounds like a segue!</strongbad>
&lt;strongmad sfx=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;laughs&lt;/strongmad&gt;
</line>
&lt;/line&gt;


&lt;line start=&quot;1778&quot; end=&quot;1783&quot;&gt;
<line start="1700" end="1720">
&lt;thecheat&gt;The Cheat hiccups&lt;/thecheat&gt;
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;1784&quot; end=&quot;1793&quot;&gt;
<line start="1721" end="1755">
&lt;bubs&gt;Am I left?&lt;/bubs&gt;
<bubs>I mean, seriously, people, it's the 90s!</bubs>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;1794&quot; end=&quot;1814&quot;&gt;
<line start="1756" end="1762">
&lt;strongmad sfx=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;laughs&lt;/strongmad&gt;
<bubs>I mean, seriously, people, it's the 90s!</bubs>
&lt;/line&gt;
<strongmad sfx="sfx">laughs</strongmad>
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;1815&quot; end=&quot;1882&quot;&gt;
<line start="1763" end="1777">
&lt;strongbad&gt;Say, Bubs, your comedy club bears a striking resemblance to the side of your concession stand.&lt;/strongbad&gt;
<bubs>Am I right?</bubs>
&lt;/line&gt;
<strongmad sfx="sfx">laughs</strongmad>
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;1883&quot; end=&quot;1899&quot;&gt;
<line start="1778" end="1783">
&lt;bubs&gt;Aww, that's rich.&lt;/bubs&gt;
<thecheat>The Cheat hiccups</thecheat>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;1900&quot; end=&quot;1944&quot;&gt;
<line start="1784" end="1793">
&lt;bubs&gt;You know something else that bears a striking resemblance to something else?&lt;/bubs&gt;
<bubs>Am I left?</bubs>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;1949&quot; end=&quot;1955&quot;&gt;
<line start="1794" end="1814">
&lt;strongbad&gt;I dunn—&lt;/strongbad&gt;
<strongmad sfx="sfx">laughs</strongmad>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;1956&quot; end=&quot;1973&quot;&gt;
<line start="1815" end="1882">
&lt;bubs&gt;Women can't drive!&lt;/bubs&gt;
<strongbad>Say, Bubs, your comedy club bears a striking resemblance to the side of your concession stand.</strongbad>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;1974&quot; end=&quot;1997&quot;&gt;
<line start="1883" end="1899">
&lt;strongmad sfx=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;laughs&lt;/strongmad&gt;
<bubs>Aww, that's rich.</bubs>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;1998&quot; end=&quot;2002&quot;&gt;
<line start="1900" end="1944">
&lt;strongbad&gt;Unh—&lt;/strongbad&gt;
<bubs>You know something else that bears a striking resemblance to something else?</bubs>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;2003&quot; end=&quot;2005&quot;&gt;
<line start="1949" end="1955">
&lt;strongbad&gt;Unh—&lt;/strongbad&gt;
<strongbad>I dunn—</strongbad>
&lt;thecheat&gt;The Cheat hiccups&lt;/thecheat&gt;
</line>
&lt;/line&gt;


&lt;line start=&quot;2006&quot; end=&quot;2031&quot;&gt;
<line start="1956" end="1973">
&lt;strongbad&gt;—let's get out here, my bad pennies.&lt;/strongbad&gt;
<bubs>Women can't drive!</bubs>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;2032&quot; end=&quot;2060&quot;&gt;
<line start="1974" end="1997">
&lt;strongmad&gt;THIS GUY CRACKS ME UP!&lt;/strongmad&gt;
<strongmad sfx="sfx">laughs</strongmad>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;2061&quot; end=&quot;2077&quot;&gt;
<line start="1998" end="2002">
&lt;bubs&gt;And, airline food!&lt;/bubs&gt;
<strongbad>Unh—</strongbad>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;2081&quot; end=&quot;2099&quot;&gt;
<line start="2003" end="2005">
&lt;bubs&gt;I mean, humminah-what?&lt;/bubs&gt;
<strongbad>Unh—</strongbad>
&lt;/line&gt;
<thecheat>The Cheat hiccups</thecheat>
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;2100&quot; end=&quot;2121&quot;&gt;
<line start="2006" end="2031">
&lt;strongmad sfx=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;laughs&lt;/strongmad&gt;
<strongbad>—let's get out here, my bad pennies.</strongbad>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;2126&quot; end=&quot;2142&quot;&gt;
<line start="2032" end="2060">
&lt;strongmad sfx=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;laughs&lt;/strongmad&gt;
<strongmad>THIS GUY CRACKS ME UP!</strongmad>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;2143&quot; end=&quot;2164&quot;&gt;
<line start="2061" end="2077">
&lt;sfx&gt;music playing&lt;/sfx&gt;
<bubs>And, airline food!</bubs>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;2165&quot; end=&quot;2187&quot;&gt;
<line start="2081" end="2099">
&lt;sfx&gt;music playing&lt;/sfx&gt;
<bubs>I mean, humminah-what?</bubs>
&lt;kingoftown voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Hurry, hurry, hurry!&lt;/kingoftown&gt;
</line>
&lt;/line&gt;


&lt;line start=&quot;2188&quot; end=&quot;2208&quot;&gt;
<line start="2100" end="2121">
&lt;sfx&gt;music playing&lt;/sfx&gt;
<strongmad sfx="sfx">laughs</strongmad>
&lt;kingoftown&gt;Before I eat it all!&lt;/kingoftown&gt;
</line>
&lt;/line&gt;


&lt;line start=&quot;2210&quot; end=&quot;2242&quot;&gt;
<line start="2126" end="2142">
&lt;kingoftown&gt;Step right up and get your Halloween on!&lt;/kingoftown&gt;
<strongmad sfx="sfx">laughs</strongmad>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;2243&quot; end=&quot;2265&quot;&gt;
<line start="2143" end="2164">
&lt;kingoftown voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Bobbin' fer turduckens!&lt;/kingoftown&gt;
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;2266&quot; end=&quot;2282&quot;&gt;
<line start="2165" end="2187">
&lt;strongbad&gt;Dear Oldie,&lt;/strongbad&gt;
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
&lt;/line&gt;
<kingoftown voiceover="voiceover">Hurry, hurry, hurry!</kingoftown>
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;2283&quot; end=&quot;2293&quot;&gt;
<line start="2188" end="2208">
&lt;strongbad&gt;Dear Oldie,&lt;br /&gt;Shut up!&lt;/strongbad&gt;
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
&lt;/line&gt;
<kingoftown>Before I eat it all!</kingoftown>
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;2294&quot; end=&quot;2316&quot;&gt;
<line start="2210" end="2242">
&lt;strongbad&gt;Dear Oldie,&lt;br /&gt;Shut up!&lt;br /&gt;Your pal, Strong Bad.&lt;/strongbad&gt;
<kingoftown>Step right up and get your Halloween on!</kingoftown>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;2317&quot; end=&quot;2375&quot;&gt;
<line start="2243" end="2265">
&lt;kingoftown&gt;Howdy, boys. Either of you got a wicked mashed potato jones?&lt;/kingoftown&gt;
<kingoftown voiceover="voiceover">Bobbin' fer turduckens!</kingoftown>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;2376&quot; end=&quot;2427&quot;&gt;
<line start="2266" end="2282">
&lt;strongbad&gt;Whoa! Mashed Potato Jones. Now there's a fella I'd like to meet!&lt;/strongbad&gt;
<strongbad>Dear Oldie,</strongbad>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;2428&quot; end=&quot;2435&quot;&gt;
<line start="2283" end="2293">
&lt;thecheat&gt;The Cheat hiccups&lt;/thecheat&gt;
<strongbad>Dear Oldie,<br />Shut up!</strongbad>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;2436&quot; end=&quot;2470&quot;&gt;
<line start="2294" end="2316">
&lt;strongbad&gt;Oh yeah, we need to get rid of The Cheat's hiccups.&lt;/strongbad&gt;
<strongbad>Dear Oldie,<br />Shut up!<br />Your pal, Strong Bad.</strongbad>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;2471&quot; end=&quot;2499&quot;&gt;
<line start="2317" end="2375">
&lt;strongbad&gt;You got any grody old man remedies?&lt;/strongbad&gt;
<kingoftown>Howdy, boys. Either of you got a wicked mashed potato jones?</kingoftown>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;2500&quot; end=&quot;2579&quot;&gt;
<line start="2376" end="2427">
&lt;kingoftown&gt;Sure! You gotta feed and feed the hiccups until they mature into liver failure!&lt;/kingoftown&gt;
<strongbad>Whoa! Mashed Potato Jones. Now there's a fella I'd like to meet!</strongbad>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;2580&quot; end=&quot;2584&quot;&gt;
<line start="2428" end="2435">
&lt;kingoftown&gt;And then...&lt;/kingoftown&gt;
<thecheat>The Cheat hiccups</thecheat>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;2585&quot; end=&quot;2606&quot;&gt;
<line start="2436" end="2470">
&lt;kingoftown&gt;And then...&lt;/kingoftown&gt;
<strongbad>Oh yeah, we need to get rid of The Cheat's hiccups.</strongbad>
&lt;strongbad&gt;We're not trying to kill The Cheat! &lt;/strongbad&gt;
</line>
&lt;/line&gt;


&lt;line start=&quot;2607&quot; end=&quot;2635&quot;&gt;
<line start="2471" end="2499">
&lt;strongbad&gt;Don't ya have anything that could just scare him?&lt;/strongbad&gt;
<strongbad>You got any grody old man remedies?</strongbad>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;2636&quot; end=&quot;2666&quot;&gt;
<line start="2500" end="2579">
&lt;kingoftown&gt;I have this X-ray of my heart.&lt;/kingoftown&gt;
<kingoftown>Sure! You gotta feed and feed the hiccups until they mature into liver failure!</kingoftown>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;2668&quot; end=&quot;2672&quot;&gt;
<line start="2580" end="2584">
&lt;thecheat&gt;The Cheat hiccups&lt;/thecheat&gt;
<kingoftown>And then...</kingoftown>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;2673&quot; end=&quot;2696&quot;&gt;
<line start="2585" end="2606">
&lt;strongbad voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;That's not scary. That's...&lt;/strongbad&gt;
<kingoftown>And then...</kingoftown>
&lt;/line&gt;
<strongbad>We're not trying to kill The Cheat! </strongbad>
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;2704&quot; end=&quot;2717&quot;&gt;
<line start="2607" end="2635">
&lt;strongbad&gt;promising!&lt;/strongbad&gt;
<strongbad>Don't ya have anything that could just scare him?</strongbad>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;2720&quot; end=&quot;2754&quot;&gt;
<line start="2636" end="2666">
&lt;strongbad&gt;Come on, The Cheat. Let's let the King die in peace.&lt;/strongbad&gt;
<kingoftown>I have this X-ray of my heart.</kingoftown>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;2767&quot; end=&quot;2785&quot;&gt;
<line start="2668" end="2672">
&lt;kingoftown&gt;Yes. Let's.&lt;/kingoftown&gt;
<thecheat>The Cheat hiccups</thecheat>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;2790&quot; end=&quot;2797&quot;&gt;
<line start="2673" end="2696">
&lt;sfx&gt;music playing&lt;/sfx&gt;
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">That's not scary. That's...</strongbad>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;2798&quot; end=&quot;2819&quot;&gt;
<line start="2704" end="2717">
&lt;sfx&gt;music playing&lt;/sfx&gt;
<strongbad>promising!</strongbad>
&lt;strongbad&gt;What's up, no-talkers?&lt;/strongbad&gt;
</line>
&lt;/line&gt;


&lt;line start=&quot;2820&quot; end=&quot;2824&quot;&gt;
<line start="2720" end="2754">
&lt;sfx&gt;music playing&lt;/sfx&gt;
<strongbad>Come on, The Cheat. Let's let the King die in peace.</strongbad>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;2825&quot; end=&quot;2862&quot;&gt;
<line start="2767" end="2785">
&lt;sfx&gt;music playing&lt;/sfx&gt;
<kingoftown>Yes. Let's.</kingoftown>
&lt;strongbad&gt;Keep on... no-talking.&lt;/strongbad&gt;
</line>
&lt;/line&gt;


&lt;line start=&quot;2863&quot; end=&quot;2871&quot;&gt;
<line start="2790" end="2797">
&lt;thecheat&gt;The Cheat hiccups&lt;/thecheat&gt;
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;2884&quot; end=&quot;2952&quot;&gt;
<line start="2798" end="2819">
&lt;homsar&gt;AaAaAa... I blew it, man! I lose my touch.&lt;/homsar&gt;
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
&lt;/line&gt;
<strongbad>What's up, no-talkers?</strongbad>
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;2997&quot; end=&quot;3002&quot;&gt;
<line start="2820" end="2824">
&lt;sfx&gt;music playing&lt;/sfx&gt;
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;3003&quot; end=&quot;3014&quot;&gt;
<line start="2825" end="2862">
&lt;sfx&gt;music playing&lt;/sfx&gt;
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
&lt;strongbad&gt;What's this mess?&lt;/strongbad&gt;
<strongbad>Keep on... no-talking.</strongbad>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;3015&quot; end=&quot;3027&quot;&gt;
<line start="2863" end="2871">
&lt;sfx&gt;music playing&lt;/sfx&gt;
<thecheat>The Cheat hiccups</thecheat>
&lt;marzipan&gt;Ready, everybody?&lt;/marzipan&gt;
</line>
&lt;/line&gt;


&lt;line start=&quot;3028&quot; end=&quot;3064&quot;&gt;
<line start="2884" end="2952">
&lt;marzipan&gt;A-one, and a-two, and a-here we go!&lt;/marzipan&gt;
<homsar>AaAaAa... I blew it, man! I lose my touch.</homsar>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;3065&quot; end=&quot;3106&quot;&gt;
<line start="2997" end="3002">
&lt;marzipan sfx=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;singing&lt;/marzipan&gt;
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;3107&quot; end=&quot;3125&quot;&gt;
<line start="3003" end="3014">
&lt;marzipan sfx=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;singing&lt;/marzipan&gt;
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
&lt;strongbad&gt;The Cheat, this is it!&lt;/strongbad&gt;
<strongbad>What's this mess?</strongbad>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;3126&quot; end=&quot;3160&quot;&gt;
<line start="3015" end="3027">
&lt;marzipan sfx=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;singing&lt;/marzipan&gt;
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
&lt;strongbad&gt;This is the most terrifying thing I have ever seen!&lt;/strongbad&gt;
<marzipan>Ready, everybody?</marzipan>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;3161&quot; end=&quot;3168&quot;&gt;
<line start="3028" end="3064">
&lt;marzipan sfx=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;singing&lt;/marzipan&gt;
<marzipan>A-one, and a-two, and a-here we go!</marzipan>
&lt;thecheat&gt;The Cheat hiccups&lt;/thecheat&gt;
</line>
&lt;/line&gt;


&lt;line start=&quot;3169&quot; end=&quot;3182&quot;&gt;
<line start="3065" end="3106">
&lt;marzipan sfx=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;singing&lt;/marzipan&gt;
<marzipan sfx="sfx">singing</marzipan>
&lt;strongbad&gt;Oh, man!&lt;/strongbad&gt;
</line>
&lt;/line&gt;


&lt;line start=&quot;3183&quot; end=&quot;3231&quot;&gt;
<line start="3107" end="3125">
&lt;marzipan&gt;Good job, The Cheat! Now try harmonizing with the butternut squashes!&lt;/marzipan&gt;
<marzipan sfx="sfx">singing</marzipan>
&lt;/line&gt;
<strongbad>The Cheat, this is it!</strongbad>
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;3232&quot; end=&quot;3240&quot;&gt;
<line start="3126" end="3160">
&lt;marzipan sfx=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;singing&lt;/marzipan&gt;
<marzipan sfx="sfx">singing</marzipan>
&lt;/line&gt;
<strongbad>This is the most terrifying thing I have ever seen!</strongbad>
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;3241&quot; end=&quot;3290&quot;&gt;
<line start="3161" end="3168">
&lt;marzipan sfx=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;singing&lt;/marzipan&gt;
<marzipan sfx="sfx">singing</marzipan>
&lt;strongbad&gt;This might not get rid of the hiccups, but it's about to give me the throw-ups!&lt;/strongbad&gt;
<thecheat>The Cheat hiccups</thecheat>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;3291&quot; end=&quot;3321&quot;&gt;
<line start="3169" end="3182">
&lt;marzipan&gt;Oh yeah! Lay it on me, Mr. Corn!&lt;/marzipan&gt;
<marzipan sfx="sfx">singing</marzipan>
&lt;/line&gt;
<strongbad>Oh, man!</strongbad>
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;3322&quot; end=&quot;3375&quot;&gt;
<line start="3183" end="3231">
&lt;marzipan sfx=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;singing&lt;/marzipan&gt;
<marzipan>Good job, The Cheat! Now try harmonizing with the butternut squashes!</marzipan>
&lt;strongbad sfx=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;vomiting noises&lt;/strongbad&gt;
</line>
&lt;/line&gt;


&lt;line start=&quot;3376&quot; end=&quot;3401&quot;&gt;
<line start="3232" end="3240">
&lt;homestar&gt;Hey guys, hey guys, hey guys guys guys!&lt;/homestar&gt;
<marzipan sfx="sfx">singing</marzipan>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;3402&quot; end=&quot;3448&quot;&gt;
<line start="3241" end="3290">
&lt;homestar&gt;You guys...errrr...need some witches' brew? I got some right here.&lt;/homestar&gt;
<marzipan sfx="sfx">singing</marzipan>
&lt;/line&gt;
<strongbad>This might not get rid of the hiccups, but it's about to give me the throw-ups!</strongbad>
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;3449&quot; end=&quot;3508&quot;&gt;
<line start="3291" end="3321">
&lt;homestar&gt;Two jars. Cold, hot, fresh witches' brew! Only ten bucks a pop! &lt;/homestar&gt;
<marzipan>Oh yeah! Lay it on me, Mr. Corn!</marzipan>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;3509&quot; end=&quot;3537&quot;&gt;
<line start="3322" end="3375">
&lt;homestar&gt;Side effects include wine, women, and song.&lt;/homestar&gt;
<marzipan sfx="sfx">singing</marzipan>
&lt;/line&gt;
<strongbad sfx="sfx">vomiting noises</strongbad>
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;3538&quot; end=&quot;3565&quot;&gt;
<line start="3376" end="3401">
&lt;strongbad&gt;Witches' brew, eh?&lt;/strongbad&gt;
<homestar>Hey guys, hey guys, hey guys guys guys!</homestar>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;3569&quot; end=&quot;3590&quot;&gt;
<line start="3402" end="3448">
&lt;strongbad&gt;All right, we'll take one jar!&lt;/strongbad&gt;
<homestar>You guys...errrr...need some witches' brew? I got some right here.</homestar>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;3591&quot; end=&quot;3604&quot;&gt;
<line start="3449" end="3508">
&lt;homestar voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Here you go.&lt;/homestar&gt;
<homestar>Two jars. Cold, hot, fresh witches' brew! Only ten bucks a pop! </homestar>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;3638&quot; end=&quot;3643&quot;&gt;
<line start="3509" end="3537">
&lt;thecheat&gt;The Cheat hiccups&lt;/thecheat&gt;
<homestar>Side effects include wine, women, and song.</homestar>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;3644&quot; end=&quot;3670&quot;&gt;
<line start="3538" end="3565">
&lt;strongbad&gt;Oh, crap! He's still got 'em!&lt;/strongbad&gt;
<strongbad>Witches' brew, eh?</strongbad>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;3671&quot; end=&quot;3708&quot;&gt;
<line start="3569" end="3590">
&lt;homestar&gt;That'll be ten bucks! Please drive around to the second window!&lt;/homestar&gt;
<strongbad>All right, we'll take one jar!</strongbad>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;3709&quot; end=&quot;3712&quot;&gt;
<line start="3591" end="3604">
&lt;homestar&gt;That'll be ten bucks! Please drive around to the second window!&lt;/homestar&gt;
<homestar voiceover="voiceover">Here you go.</homestar>
&lt;thecheat&gt;The Cheat hiccups&lt;/thecheat&gt;
</line>
&lt;/line&gt;


&lt;line start=&quot;3713&quot; end=&quot;3773&quot;&gt;
<line start="3638" end="3643">
&lt;strongbad&gt;Aww, okay... But, uhhh, can you pay us the ten bucks tomorrow?&lt;/strongbad&gt;
<thecheat>The Cheat hiccups</thecheat>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;3774&quot; end=&quot;3777&quot;&gt;
<line start="3644" end="3670">
&lt;thecheat&gt;The Cheat hiccups&lt;/thecheat&gt;
<strongbad>Oh, crap! He's still got 'em!</strongbad>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;3778&quot; end=&quot;3819&quot;&gt;
<line start="3671" end="3708">
&lt;homestar&gt;Nah, I'm good for it. I'll pay you the ten bucks right now!&lt;/homestar&gt;
<homestar>That'll be ten bucks! Please drive around to the second window!</homestar>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;3844&quot; end=&quot;3856&quot;&gt;
<line start="3709" end="3712">
&lt;strongbad&gt;Hey, The Cheat—&lt;/strongbad&gt;
<homestar>That'll be ten bucks! Please drive around to the second window!</homestar>
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<thecheat>The Cheat hiccups</thecheat>
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<line start="3713" end="3773">
&lt;thecheat&gt;The Cheat hiccups&lt;/thecheat&gt;
<strongbad>Aww, okay... But, uhhh, can you pay us the ten bucks tomorrow?</strongbad>
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&lt;sfx&gt;music playing&lt;/sfx&gt;
<thecheat>The Cheat hiccups</thecheat>
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&lt;sfx&gt;music playing&lt;/sfx&gt;
<homestar>Nah, I'm good for it. I'll pay you the ten bucks right now!</homestar>
&lt;thecheat&gt;The Cheat noises&lt;/thecheat&gt;
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&lt;sfx&gt;music playing&lt;/sfx&gt;
<strongbad>Hey, The Cheat—</strongbad>
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&lt;sfx&gt;music playing&lt;/sfx&gt;
<thecheat>The Cheat hiccups</thecheat>
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&lt;line start=&quot;3926&quot; end=&quot;3935&quot;&gt;
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&lt;sfx&gt;music playing&lt;/sfx&gt;
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
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<strongbad>—I'll give you ten bucks if you stop hiccupping!</strongbad>
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&lt;sfx&gt;music playing&lt;/sfx&gt;
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
&lt;strongbad&gt;Ooh! Hey, Homestar!&lt;/strongbad&gt;
<thecheat>The Cheat noises</thecheat>
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&lt;sfx&gt;music playing&lt;/sfx&gt;
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
&lt;strongbad&gt;I'll give you ten bucks if you stop breathing!&lt;/strongbad&gt;
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&lt;sfx&gt;music playing&lt;/sfx&gt;
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
&lt;homestar&gt;Okayyougotadeal!&lt;/homestar&gt;
<thecheat>The Cheat noises</thecheat>
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&lt;sfx&gt;music playing&lt;/sfx&gt;
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
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&lt;sfx&gt;music playing&lt;/sfx&gt;
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
&lt;homestar sfx=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;panting&lt;/homestar&gt;
<strongbad>Ooh! Hey, Homestar!</strongbad>
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&lt;sfx&gt;music playing&lt;/sfx&gt;
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
&lt;homestar&gt;Strong Bad...&lt;/homestar&gt;
<strongbad>I'll give you ten bucks if you stop breathing!</strongbad>
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<sfx>music playing</sfx>
&lt;homestar sfx=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;panting&lt;/homestar&gt;
<homestar>Okayyougotadeal!</homestar>
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&lt;sfx&gt;music playing&lt;/sfx&gt;
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
&lt;homestar&gt;I couldn't do it...&lt;/homestar&gt;
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<sfx>music playing</sfx>
&lt;homestar sfx=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;panting&lt;/homestar&gt;
<homestar sfx="sfx">panting</homestar>
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&lt;sfx&gt;music playing&lt;/sfx&gt;
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
&lt;homestar&gt;for very long...&lt;/homestar&gt;
<homestar>Strong Bad...</homestar>
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&lt;sfx&gt;music playing&lt;/sfx&gt;
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
&lt;strongbad&gt;I'd try again. Ten is a lot of bucks.&lt;/strongbad&gt;
<homestar sfx="sfx">panting</homestar>
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&lt;sfx&gt;music playing&lt;/sfx&gt;
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
&lt;homestar&gt;Right right, a lot of ducks!&lt;/homestar&gt;
<homestar>I couldn't do it...</homestar>
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&lt;line start=&quot;4145&quot; end=&quot;4362&quot;&gt;
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&lt;sfx&gt;music playing&lt;/sfx&gt;
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
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<homestar sfx="sfx">panting</homestar>
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&lt;line start=&quot;4382&quot; end=&quot;4413&quot;&gt;
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&lt;homestar&gt;I think I'm dressed up as some kind of a golf cart,&lt;/homestar&gt;
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
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<homestar>for very long...</homestar>
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&lt;line start=&quot;4419&quot; end=&quot;4440&quot;&gt;
<line start="4083" end="4122">
&lt;homestar&gt;so I've got that going for me,&lt;/homestar&gt;
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
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<strongbad>I'd try again. Ten is a lot of bucks.</strongbad>
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<line start="4123" end="4144">
&lt;homestar&gt;which is nice.&lt;/homestar&gt;
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
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<homestar>Right right, a lot of ducks!</homestar>
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&lt;line start=&quot;4467&quot; end=&quot;4529&quot;&gt;
<line start="4145" end="4362">
&lt;homestar&gt;Oh man, The Cheat, your pile of leaves costume is so adorable.&lt;/homestar&gt;
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
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&lt;line start=&quot;4532&quot; end=&quot;4552&quot;&gt;
<line start="4382" end="4413">
&lt;homestar&gt;It's... adorable.&lt;/homestar&gt;
<homestar>I think I'm dressed up as some kind of a golf cart,</homestar>
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&lt;line start=&quot;4563&quot; end=&quot;4604&quot;&gt;
<line start="4419" end="4440">
&lt;strongbad&gt;Hello, kiddies! A-meet the Joker!&lt;/strongbad&gt;
<homestar>so I've got that going for me,</homestar>
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&lt;line start=&quot;4615&quot; end=&quot;4626&quot;&gt;
<line start="4445" end="4458">
&lt;strongbad&gt;Hey, Marzy,&lt;/strongbad&gt;
<homestar>which is nice.</homestar>
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&lt;line start=&quot;4628&quot; end=&quot;4663&quot;&gt;
<line start="4467" end="4529">
&lt;strongbad&gt;I just can't wait for you to get on the road again...&lt;/strongbad&gt;
<homestar>Oh man, The Cheat, your pile of leaves costume is so adorable.</homestar>
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&lt;line start=&quot;4668&quot; end=&quot;4692&quot;&gt;
<line start="4532" end="4552">
&lt;strongbad&gt;and get hit by a school bus.&lt;/strongbad&gt;
<homestar>It's... adorable.</homestar>
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&lt;line start=&quot;4704&quot; end=&quot;4718&quot;&gt;
<line start="4563" end="4604">
&lt;strongbad&gt;So, Bubs,&lt;/strongbad&gt;
<strongbad>Hello, kiddies! A-meet the Joker!</strongbad>
&lt;/line&gt;
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&lt;line start=&quot;4719&quot; end=&quot;4786&quot;&gt;
<line start="4615" end="4626">
&lt;strongbad&gt;your approach this year was to ensure that absolutely no one recognized your costume?&lt;/strongbad&gt;
<strongbad>Hey, Marzy,</strongbad>
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&lt;line start=&quot;4788&quot; end=&quot;4801&quot;&gt;
<line start="4628" end="4663">
&lt;bubs&gt;You got it!&lt;/bubs&gt;
<strongbad>I just can't wait for you to get on the road again...</strongbad>
&lt;/line&gt;
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&lt;line start=&quot;4810&quot; end=&quot;4840&quot;&gt;
<line start="4668" end="4692">
&lt;coachz&gt;So, Big Boy, eh, Pom Pom?&lt;/coachz&gt;
<strongbad>and get hit by a school bus.</strongbad>
&lt;/line&gt;
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&lt;line start=&quot;4841&quot; end=&quot;4885&quot;&gt;
<line start="4704" end="4718">
&lt;coachz&gt;I was gonna go as Andre 3000 myself.&lt;/coachz&gt;
<strongbad>So, Bubs,</strongbad>
&lt;/line&gt;
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&lt;line start=&quot;4894&quot; end=&quot;4946&quot;&gt;
<line start="4719" end="4786">
&lt;bubs&gt;And remember, like, ten years ago? People's clothes looked funny!&lt;/bubs&gt;
<strongbad>your approach this year was to ensure that absolutely no one recognized your costume?</strongbad>
&lt;/line&gt;
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<line start="4788" end="4801">
&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strongmad sfx=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;laughing&lt;/strongmad&gt;
<bubs>You got it!</bubs>
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&lt;line start=&quot;4952&quot; end=&quot;4966&quot;&gt;
<line start="4810" end="4840">
&lt;bubs&gt;And the music sounded terrible!&lt;/bubs&gt;
<coachz>So, Big Boy, eh, Pom Pom?</coachz>
&lt;strongmad sfx=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;laughing&lt;/strongmad&gt;
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<line start="4841" end="4885">
&lt;bubs&gt;And the music sounded terrible!&lt;/bubs&gt;
<coachz>I was gonna go as Andre 3000 myself.</coachz>
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&lt;bubs&gt;And the music sounded terrible!&lt;/bubs&gt;
<bubs>And remember, like, ten years ago? People's clothes looked funny!</bubs>
&lt;strongmad sfx=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;laughing&lt;/strongmad&gt;
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<bubs>And the music sounded terrible!</bubs>
<strongmad sfx="sfx">laughing</strongmad>
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<bubs>And the music sounded terrible!</bubs>
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<bubs>And the music sounded terrible!</bubs>
<strongmad sfx="sfx">laughing</strongmad>
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<sfx>music playing</sfx>
</line>

<line start="283" end="325">
<strongbad>All right boys, it's Halloween night, what we gonna do?</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="328" end="333">
<thecheat>The Cheat hiccups</thecheat>
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<line start="334" end="342">
<strongbad>Come again?</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="343" end="348">
<thecheat>The Cheat hiccups</thecheat>
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<line start="349" end="389">
<strongbad>What's wrong there, Philly Cheat-steak? You got-a some hiccups?</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="392" end="398">
<thecheat>The Cheat hiccups</thecheat>
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<line start="399" end="424">
<strongbad>Well, you picked the perfect night to have them.</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="425" end="470">
<strongbad>We shouldn't have a problem scaring those hiccups out of you on Halloween.</strongbad>
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<line start="471" end="491">
<strongbad>Let's see what's going on tonight.</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="492" end="511">
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">There's gotta be something scary.</strongbad>
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<line start="519" end="536">
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Ooh, that's perfect!</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="539"  end="594">
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">I've seen some stuff in that locker room that would scare more than just the hiccups out of you, let me tell ya.</strongbad>
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<line start="596" end="605">
<strongbad>Let's check it on out!</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="606" end="614">
<strongbad>Let's check it on out!</strongbad>
<thecheat>The Cheat hiccups</thecheat>
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<line start="614" end="643">
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
</line>

<line start="657" end="722">
<strongbad>You scared yet, The Cheat? What about that drippy towel over there? That's pretty scary, huh?</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="723" end="729">
<thecheat>The Cheat hiccups</thecheat>
</line>

<line start="730" end="760">
<strongbad>Oh no, please don't drip on me!</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="761" end="766">
<thecheat>The Cheat hiccups</thecheat>
</line>

<line start="767" end="791">
<strongbad>You smell like shin guards!</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="792" end="796">
<thecheat>The Cheat hiccups</thecheat>
</line>

<line start="797" end="830">
<coachz>Crackity towel! Tommy John surgery!</coachz>
</line>

<line start="831" end="843">
<strongbad sfx="sfx">clears throat</strongbad>
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<line start="844" end="879">
<strongbad>Coach, we're trying to scare the hiccups out of The Cheat.</strongbad>
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<line start="880" end="881">
<strongbad>Coach, we're trying to scare the hiccups out of The Cheat.</strongbad>
<thecheat>The Cheat hiccups</thecheat>
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<line start="882" end="884">
<strongbad>You got anything that's not just gross and moist?</strongbad>
<thecheat>The Cheat hiccups</thecheat>
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<line start="885" end="915">
<strongbad>You got anything that's not just gross and moist?</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="922" end="990">
<coachz>What could be scarier than Blue Stair Ointment?!</coachz>
</line>

<line start="991" end="1028">
<coachz>Aawooooeeeeorrrrre!</coachz>
</line>

<line start="1029" end="1089">
<strongbad>All right, this has gone from weird and kinda gross to a serious health risk.</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="1090" end="1094">
<strongbad>All right, this has gone from weird and kinda gross to a serious health risk.</strongbad>
<thecheat>The Cheat hiccups</thecheat>
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<line start="1095" end="1106">
<strongbad>Let's bolt.</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="1107" end="1125">
<coachz>Hey! You guys didn't even get your candy out of the terlet there!</coachz>
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<line start="1126" end="1155">
<coachz>Hey! You guys didn't even get your candy out of the terlet there!</coachz>
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
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<line start="1157" end="1191">
<strongsad>This night. Black as pitch. </strongsad>
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<line start="1192" end="1223">
<strongsad>Doom from inside me wells up.</strongsad>
</line>

<line start="1224" end="1245">
<strongsad>Pray I don't get egged.</strongsad>
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<line start="1246" end="1273">
<strongbad>I don't know or care what a Hai-oo-koo is—</strongbad>
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<line start="1274" end="1277">
<thecheat>The Cheat hiccups</thecheat>
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<line start="1278" end="1297">
<strongbad>—but we need to scare The Cheat.</strongbad>
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<line start="1298" end="1318">
<strongsad>Ooh, I got just the thing!</strongsad>
</line>

<line start="1321" end="1341">
<strongsad>Rapping at the door.</strongsad>
</line>

<line start="1346" end="1376">
<strongsad>Fills up agèd pillow case.</strongsad>
</line>

<line start="1380" end="1410">
<strongsad>So sick of Smarties.</strongsad>
</line>

<line start="1414" end="1444">
<strongbad>Oh, I get it. Let me try one!</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="1445" end="1471">
<strongbad>A butt for a face.</strongbad>
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<line start="1473" end="1489">
<strongbad>Little brother: <span style="visibility:hidden">dork, dork, dork.</span></strongbad>
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<line start="1490" end="1493">
<strongbad>Little brother: dork, <span style="visibility:hidden">dork, dork.</span></strongbad>
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<line start="1494" end="1497">
<strongbad>Little brother: dork, dork, <span style="visibility:hidden">dork.</span></strongbad>
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<line start="1498" end="1505">
<strongbad>Little brother: dork, dork, dork.</strongbad>
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<line start="1509" end="1534">
<strongbad>Stay out of my room.</strongbad>
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<line start="1539" end="1547">
<thecheat>The Cheat hiccups</thecheat>
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<line start="1548" end="1618">
<strongbad>I'm sorry, The Cheat, looks like we got to find some other way to scare the ever-loving hiccups out of you.</strongbad>
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<line start="1619" end="1623">
<strongsad>You don't scare the hiccups out of somebody!</strongsad>
<thecheat>The Cheat hiccups</thecheat>
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<line start="1624" end="1650">
<strongsad>You don't scare the hiccups out of somebody!</strongsad>
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<line start="1652" end="1670">
<strongsad>You gotta <em>laugh</em> 'em out!</strongsad>
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<strongbad>Whoa! That sounds like a segue!</strongbad>
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<line start="1700" end="1720">
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
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<line start="1721" end="1755">
<bubs>I mean, seriously, people, it's the 90s!</bubs>
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<line start="1756" end="1762">
<bubs>I mean, seriously, people, it's the 90s!</bubs>
<strongmad sfx="sfx">laughs</strongmad>
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<line start="1763" end="1777">
<bubs>Am I right?</bubs>
<strongmad sfx="sfx">laughs</strongmad>
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<line start="1778" end="1783">
<thecheat>The Cheat hiccups</thecheat>
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<line start="1784" end="1793">
<bubs>Am I left?</bubs>
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<line start="1794" end="1814">
<strongmad sfx="sfx">laughs</strongmad>
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<line start="1815" end="1882">
<strongbad>Say, Bubs, your comedy club bears a striking resemblance to the side of your concession stand.</strongbad>
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<line start="1883" end="1899">
<bubs>Aww, that's rich.</bubs>
</line>

<line start="1900" end="1944">
<bubs>You know something else that bears a striking resemblance to something else?</bubs>
</line>

<line start="1949" end="1955">
<strongbad>I dunn—</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="1956" end="1973">
<bubs>Women can't drive!</bubs>
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<line start="1974" end="1997">
<strongmad sfx="sfx">laughs</strongmad>
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<line start="1998" end="2002">
<strongbad>Unh—</strongbad>
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<line start="2003" end="2005">
<strongbad>Unh—</strongbad>
<thecheat>The Cheat hiccups</thecheat>
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<line start="2006" end="2031">
<strongbad>—let's get out here, my bad pennies.</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="2032" end="2060">
<strongmad>THIS GUY CRACKS ME UP!</strongmad>
</line>

<line start="2061" end="2077">
<bubs>And, airline food!</bubs>
</line>

<line start="2081" end="2099">
<bubs>I mean, humminah-what?</bubs>
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<strongmad sfx="sfx">laughs</strongmad>
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<strongmad sfx="sfx">laughs</strongmad>
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<sfx>music playing</sfx>
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<line start="2165" end="2187">
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
<kingoftown voiceover="voiceover">Hurry, hurry, hurry!</kingoftown>
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<line start="2188" end="2208">
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
<kingoftown>Before I eat it all!</kingoftown>
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<line start="2210" end="2242">
<kingoftown>Step right up and get your Halloween on!</kingoftown>
</line>

<line start="2243" end="2265">
<kingoftown voiceover="voiceover">Bobbin' fer turduckens!</kingoftown>
</line>

<line start="2266" end="2282">
<strongbad>Dear Oldie,</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="2283" end="2293">
<strongbad>Dear Oldie,<br />Shut up!</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="2294" end="2316">
<strongbad>Dear Oldie,<br />Shut up!<br />Your pal, Strong Bad.</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="2317" end="2375">
<kingoftown>Howdy, boys. Either of you got a wicked mashed potato jones?</kingoftown>
</line>

<line start="2376" end="2427">
<strongbad>Whoa! Mashed Potato Jones. Now there's a fella I'd like to meet!</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="2428" end="2435">
<thecheat>The Cheat hiccups</thecheat>
</line>

<line start="2436" end="2470">
<strongbad>Oh yeah, we need to get rid of The Cheat's hiccups.</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="2471" end="2499">
<strongbad>You got any grody old man remedies?</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="2500" end="2579">
<kingoftown>Sure! You gotta feed and feed the hiccups until they mature into liver failure!</kingoftown>
</line>

<line start="2580" end="2584">
<kingoftown>And then...</kingoftown>
</line>

<line start="2585" end="2606">
<kingoftown>And then...</kingoftown>
<strongbad>We're not trying to kill The Cheat! </strongbad>
</line>

<line start="2607" end="2635">
<strongbad>Don't ya have anything that could just scare him?</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="2636" end="2666">
<kingoftown>I have this X-ray of my heart.</kingoftown>
</line>

<line start="2668" end="2672">
<thecheat>The Cheat hiccups</thecheat>
</line>

<line start="2673" end="2696">
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">That's not scary. That's...</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="2704" end="2717">
<strongbad>promising!</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="2720" end="2754">
<strongbad>Come on, The Cheat. Let's let the King die in peace.</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="2767" end="2785">
<kingoftown>Yes. Let's.</kingoftown>
</line>

<line start="2790" end="2797">
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
</line>

<line start="2798" end="2819">
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
<strongbad>What's up, no-talkers?</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="2820" end="2824">
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
</line>

<line start="2825" end="2862">
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
<strongbad>Keep on... no-talking.</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="2863" end="2871">
<thecheat>The Cheat hiccups</thecheat>
</line>

<line start="2884" end="2952">
<homsar>AaAaAa... I blew it, man! I lose my touch.</homsar>
</line>

<line start="2997" end="3002">
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
</line>

<line start="3003" end="3014">
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
<strongbad>What's this mess?</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="3015" end="3027">
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
<marzipan>Ready, everybody?</marzipan>
</line>

<line start="3028" end="3064">
<marzipan>A-one, and a-two, and a-here we go!</marzipan>
</line>

<line start="3065" end="3106">
<marzipan sfx="sfx">singing</marzipan>
</line>

<line start="3107" end="3125">
<marzipan sfx="sfx">singing</marzipan>
<strongbad>The Cheat, this is it!</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="3126" end="3160">
<marzipan sfx="sfx">singing</marzipan>
<strongbad>This is the most terrifying thing I have ever seen!</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="3161" end="3168">
<marzipan sfx="sfx">singing</marzipan>
<thecheat>The Cheat hiccups</thecheat>
</line>

<line start="3169" end="3182">
<marzipan sfx="sfx">singing</marzipan>
<strongbad>Oh, man!</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="3183" end="3231">
<marzipan>Good job, The Cheat! Now try harmonizing with the butternut squashes!</marzipan>
</line>

<line start="3232" end="3240">
<marzipan sfx="sfx">singing</marzipan>
</line>

<line start="3241" end="3290">
<marzipan sfx="sfx">singing</marzipan>
<strongbad>This might not get rid of the hiccups, but it's about to give me the throw-ups!</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="3291" end="3321">
<marzipan>Oh yeah! Lay it on me, Mr. Corn!</marzipan>
</line>

<line start="3322" end="3375">
<marzipan sfx="sfx">singing</marzipan>
<strongbad sfx="sfx">vomiting noises</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="3376" end="3401">
<homestar>Hey guys, hey guys, hey guys guys guys!</homestar>
</line>

<line start="3402" end="3448">
<homestar>You guys...errrr...need some witches' brew? I got some right here.</homestar>
</line>

<line start="3449" end="3508">
<homestar>Two jars. Cold, hot, fresh witches' brew! Only ten bucks a pop! </homestar>
</line>

<line start="3509" end="3537">
<homestar>Side effects include wine, women, and song.</homestar>
</line>

<line start="3538" end="3565">
<strongbad>Witches' brew, eh?</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="3569" end="3590">
<strongbad>All right, we'll take one jar!</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="3591" end="3604">
<homestar voiceover="voiceover">Here you go.</homestar>
</line>

<line start="3638" end="3643">
<thecheat>The Cheat hiccups</thecheat>
</line>

<line start="3644" end="3670">
<strongbad>Oh, crap! He's still got 'em!</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="3671" end="3708">
<homestar>That'll be ten bucks! Please drive around to the second window!</homestar>
</line>

<line start="3709" end="3712">
<homestar>That'll be ten bucks! Please drive around to the second window!</homestar>
<thecheat>The Cheat hiccups</thecheat>
</line>

<line start="3713" end="3773">
<strongbad>Aww, okay... But, uhhh, can you pay us the ten bucks tomorrow?</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="3774" end="3777">
<thecheat>The Cheat hiccups</thecheat>
</line>

<line start="3778" end="3819">
<homestar>Nah, I'm good for it. I'll pay you the ten bucks right now!</homestar>
</line>

<line start="3844" end="3856">
<strongbad>Hey, The Cheat—</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="3857" end="3860">
<thecheat>The Cheat hiccups</thecheat>
</line>

<line start="3861" end="3890">
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
<strongbad>—I'll give you ten bucks if you stop hiccupping!</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="3891" end="3899">
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
<thecheat>The Cheat noises</thecheat>
</line>

<line start="3900" end="3915">
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
</line>

<line start="3916" end="3925">
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
<thecheat>The Cheat noises</thecheat>
</line>

<line start="3926" end="3935">
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
</line>

<line start="3936" end="3955">
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
<strongbad>Ooh! Hey, Homestar!</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="3956" end="3979">
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
<strongbad>I'll give you ten bucks if you stop breathing!</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="3980" end="3993">
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
<homestar>Okayyougotadeal!</homestar>
</line>

<line start="3994" end="4016">
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
</line>

<line start="4017" end="4029">
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
<homestar sfx="sfx">panting</homestar>
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<line start="4030" end="4040">
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
<homestar>Strong Bad...</homestar>
</line>

<line start="4041" end="4046">
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
<homestar sfx="sfx">panting</homestar>
</line>

<line start="4047" end="4060">
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
<homestar>I couldn't do it...</homestar>
</line>

<line start="4061" end="4067">
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
<homestar sfx="sfx">panting</homestar>
</line>

<line start="4068" end="4082">
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
<homestar>for very long...</homestar>
</line>

<line start="4083" end="4122">
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
<strongbad>I'd try again. Ten is a lot of bucks.</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="4123" end="4144">
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
<homestar>Right right, a lot of ducks!</homestar>
</line>

<line start="4145" end="4362">
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
</line>

<line start="4382" end="4413">
<homestar>I think I'm dressed up as some kind of a golf cart,</homestar>
</line>

<line start="4419" end="4440">
<homestar>so I've got that going for me,</homestar>
</line>

<line start="4445" end="4458">
<homestar>which is nice.</homestar>
</line>

<line start="4467" end="4529">
<homestar>Oh man, The Cheat, your pile of leaves costume is so adorable.</homestar>
</line>

<line start="4532" end="4552">
<homestar>It's... adorable.</homestar>
</line>

<line start="4563" end="4604">
<strongbad>Hello, kiddies! A-meet the Joker!</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="4615" end="4626">
<strongbad>Hey, Marzy,</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="4628" end="4663">
<strongbad>I just can't wait for you to get on the road again...</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="4668" end="4692">
<strongbad>and get hit by a school bus.</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="4704" end="4718">
<strongbad>So, Bubs,</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="4719" end="4786">
<strongbad>your approach this year was to ensure that absolutely no one recognized your costume?</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="4788" end="4801">
<bubs>You got it!</bubs>
</line>

<line start="4810" end="4840">
<coachz>So, Big Boy, eh, Pom Pom?</coachz>
</line>

<line start="4841" end="4885">
<coachz>I was gonna go as Andre 3000 myself.</coachz>
</line>

<line start="4894" end="4946">
<bubs>And remember, like, ten years ago? People's clothes looked funny!</bubs>
</line>

<line start="4947" end="4951">
<br /><strongmad sfx="sfx">laughing</strongmad>
</line>

<line start="4952" end="4966">
<bubs>And the music sounded terrible!</bubs>
<strongmad sfx="sfx">laughing</strongmad>
</line>

<line start="4967" end="4977">
<bubs>And the music sounded terrible!</bubs>
</line>

<line start="4978" end="5002">
<bubs>And the music sounded terrible!</bubs>
<strongmad sfx="sfx">laughing</strongmad>
</line>

</transcript>
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