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  &lt;line start=&quot;16&quot; end=&quot;69&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;(singing)&lt;/em&gt; Dah doh, doo doh, email me some words, doo-doo, some different words.&lt;/line&gt;
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  &lt;line start=&quot;76&quot; end=&quot;90&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&quot;Hey Strong Bad,&quot;&lt;/line&gt;
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  &lt;line start=&quot;90&quot; end=&quot;141&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&quot;I think you should make Homestar say stupid stuff, his voice is hilarious!&quot;&lt;/line&gt;
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  &lt;line start=&quot;141&quot; end=&quot;151&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&quot;Sincerely,&quot;&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;151&quot; end=&quot;178&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&quot;Kevin &lt;em&gt;(grumbles)&lt;/em&gt;&quot;&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;178&quot; end=&quot;234&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Uh, you don't really have to &lt;em&gt;make&lt;/em&gt; Homestar say stupid stuff, &lt;em&gt;(grumbles)&lt;/em&gt;.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;234&quot; end=&quot;252&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;That's the guy's bread n' butter.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;253&quot; end=&quot;263&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Or at least his, &lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;uh, cracker n' mustard.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;263&quot; end=&quot;277&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Or at least his, uh, &lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;cracker n' mustard.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;278&quot; end=&quot;296&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Or at least his, uh, cracker n' mustard.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;296&quot; end=&quot;354&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;No, the &lt;em&gt;real&lt;/em&gt; challenge is to get Homestar to say something intelligent.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;354&quot; end=&quot;412&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;If I can do that, then you owe me a batch of your special Grumblecakes.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;412&quot; end=&quot;469&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;And if I fail, then I'll quit stealing the bricks from your house, one by one.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;469&quot; end=&quot;483&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Deal? Deal.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;483&quot; end=&quot;486&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;The Geddup Noise&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;486&quot; end=&quot;495&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Hi, Strong Bad.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;495&quot; end=&quot;520&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Ah, geez! Homestar!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;520&quot; end=&quot;578&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Strong Bad, do you notice anything different about me today?&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;578&quot; end=&quot;609&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Um, you broke into my house?&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;609&quot; end=&quot;628&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;No I'm always doing that.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;628&quot; end=&quot;640&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Okay, what?&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;640&quot; end=&quot;659&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;I'm standing on one foot!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;659&quot; end=&quot;667&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Yeah, great.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;667&quot; end=&quot;732&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Look, I'll give you half a Grumblecake, if you can say something intelligent.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;732&quot; end=&quot;739&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;What's that?&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;739&quot; end=&quot;785&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;It's like a little cake with some, like, steam and sugar.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;785&quot; end=&quot;805&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;No, no, the other one.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;805&quot; end=&quot;821&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Oh, &quot;intelligent&quot;?&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;821&quot; end=&quot;848&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Yeah, yeah, Intellivision.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;848&quot; end=&quot;875&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;You know... something smart.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;875&quot; end=&quot;912&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;I think I can do that. What's in it for me?&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;912&quot; end=&quot;930&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Half a Grumblecake!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;930&quot; end=&quot;955&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Oh, right. Okay, here goes. A—&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;955&quot; end=&quot;1010&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;No wait, put this stuff on... it'll add to the illusion.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1010&quot; end=&quot;1055&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Whoa, check me out, Strong Bad, I look a-smart!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1055&quot; end=&quot;1080&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;You sure do, stupid. Now say something.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1080&quot; end=&quot;1099&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;And I'm standing on one foot!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1099&quot; end=&quot;1142&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;Come on&lt;/em&gt;, say something smart! You can do it!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1142&quot; end=&quot;1155&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Science!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1160&quot; end=&quot;1185&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Uh, that's pretty good. Keep going!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1185&quot; end=&quot;1230&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Science again! I said science again!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1230&quot; end=&quot;1260&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Let's move away from science. Try math.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1260&quot; end=&quot;1277&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Plus two.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1277&quot; end=&quot;1294&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Okay, this isn't going-&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1294&quot; end=&quot;1308&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Hundred!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1308&quot; end=&quot;1355&quot;&gt;&lt;strongbad sfx=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;groans&lt;/strongbad&gt; &lt;strongbad&gt;I need to get my hands on some of them Grumblecakes!&lt;/strongbad&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1358&quot; end=&quot;1390&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Maybe if I employ a little reverse psychologies...&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1395&quot; end=&quot;1445&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;If I ask a stupid enough question, I'll get an intelligent answer!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1449&quot; end=&quot;1459&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; sfx=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;clears throat&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1460&quot; end=&quot;1498&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;I say, there, Homestar, butt's twelve by pies?&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1500&quot; end=&quot;1544&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Ooh, yes! I got Strong Bad to say something stupid!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1544&quot; end=&quot;1572&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;The Grumblecakes will be mine!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1574&quot; end=&quot;1582&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;What?&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1582&quot; end=&quot;1606&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;What the crap just happened?&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1606&quot; end=&quot;1626&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Is it possible that I was just &lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;outsmarted&lt;/em&gt; by Homestar Runner?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1627&quot; end=&quot;1655&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Is it possible that I was just &lt;em&gt;outsmarted&lt;/em&gt; by Homestar Runner?&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1657&quot; end=&quot;1702&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; volume=&quot;1.2&quot;&gt;I'LL GET YOU KEVIN &lt;em&gt;(grumbles)&lt;/em&gt;!!!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1702&quot; end=&quot;1709&quot; speaker=&quot;thecheat&quot;&gt;The Cheat noises&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1712&quot; end=&quot;1748&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Get that mess outta here! I don't want none o' those Cheatcakes!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1762&quot; end=&quot;1767&quot; speaker=&quot;thecheat&quot;&gt;The Cheat noises&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1776&quot; end=&quot;1800&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;No, wait, The Cheat, come back!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1806&quot; end=&quot;1810&quot; speaker=&quot;thecheat&quot;&gt;The Cheat noises&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1816&quot; end=&quot;1845&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Will you, um, fix me some &lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;mustard crackers?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1846&quot; end=&quot;1857&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Will you, um, fix me some mustard crackers?&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1862&quot; end=&quot;1873&quot; speaker=&quot;thecheat&quot;&gt;angry The Cheat noises&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1877&quot; end=&quot;1886&quot; speaker=&quot;thepaper&quot;&gt;Preeow!&lt;/line&gt;
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  <line start="16" end="69" speaker="strongbad"><em>(singing)</em> Dah doh, doo doh, email me some words, doo-doo, some different words.</line>
  <line start="76" end="90" speaker="strongbad">"Hey Strong Bad,"</line>
  <line start="90" end="141" speaker="strongbad">"I think you should make Homestar say stupid stuff, his voice is hilarious!"</line>
  <line start="141" end="151" speaker="strongbad">"Sincerely,"</line>
  <line start="151" end="178" speaker="strongbad">"Kevin <em>(grumbles)</em>"</line>
  <line start="178" end="234" speaker="strongbad">Uh, you don't really have to <em>make</em> Homestar say stupid stuff, <em>(grumbles)</em>.</line>
  <line start="234" end="252" speaker="strongbad">That's the guy's bread n' butter.</line>
  <line start="253" end="263" speaker="strongbad">Or at least his, <span style="visibility:hidden">uh, cracker n' mustard.</span></line>
  <line start="263" end="277" speaker="strongbad">Or at least his, uh, <span style="visibility:hidden">cracker n' mustard.</span></line>
  <line start="278" end="296" speaker="strongbad">Or at least his, uh, cracker n' mustard.</line>
  <line start="296" end="354" speaker="strongbad">No, the <em>real</em> challenge is to get Homestar to say something intelligent.</line>
  <line start="354" end="412" speaker="strongbad">If I can do that, then you owe me a batch of your special Grumblecakes.</line>
  <line start="412" end="469" speaker="strongbad">And if I fail, then I'll quit stealing the bricks from your house, one by one.</line>
  <line start="469" end="483" speaker="strongbad">Deal? Deal.</line>
  <line start="483" end="486" speaker="sfx">The Geddup Noise</line>
  <line start="486" end="495" speaker="homestar">Hi, Strong Bad.</line>
  <line start="495" end="520" speaker="strongbad">Ah, geez! Homestar!</line>
  <line start="520" end="578" speaker="homestar">Strong Bad, do you notice anything different about me today?</line>
  <line start="578" end="609" speaker="strongbad">Um, you broke into my house?</line>
  <line start="609" end="628" speaker="homestar">No I'm always doing that.</line>
  <line start="628" end="640" speaker="strongbad">Okay, what?</line>
  <line start="640" end="659" speaker="homestar">I'm standing on one foot!</line>
  <line start="659" end="667" speaker="strongbad">Yeah, great.</line>
  <line start="667" end="732" speaker="strongbad">Look, I'll give you half a Grumblecake, if you can say something intelligent.</line>
  <line start="732" end="739" speaker="homestar">What's that?</line>
  <line start="739" end="785" speaker="strongbad">It's like a little cake with some, like, steam and sugar.</line>
  <line start="785" end="805" speaker="homestar">No, no, the other one.</line>
  <line start="805" end="821" speaker="strongbad">Oh, "intelligent"?</line>
  <line start="821" end="848" speaker="homestar">Yeah, yeah, Intellivision.</line>
  <line start="848" end="875" speaker="strongbad">You know... something smart.</line>
  <line start="875" end="912" speaker="homestar">I think I can do that. What's in it for me?</line>
  <line start="912" end="930" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Half a Grumblecake!</line>
  <line start="930" end="955" speaker="homestar">Oh, right. Okay, here goes. A—</line>
  <line start="955" end="1010" speaker="strongbad">No wait, put this stuff on... it'll add to the illusion.</line>
  <line start="1010" end="1055" speaker="homestar">Whoa, check me out, Strong Bad, I look a-smart!</line>
  <line start="1055" end="1080" speaker="strongbad">You sure do, stupid. Now say something.</line>
  <line start="1080" end="1099" speaker="homestar">And I'm standing on one foot!</line>
  <line start="1099" end="1142" speaker="strongbad"><em>Come on</em>, say something smart! You can do it!</line>
  <line start="1142" end="1155" speaker="homestar">Science!</line>
  <line start="1160" end="1185" speaker="strongbad">Uh, that's pretty good. Keep going!</line>
  <line start="1185" end="1230" speaker="homestar">Science again! I said science again!</line>
  <line start="1230" end="1260" speaker="strongbad">Let's move away from science. Try math.</line>
  <line start="1260" end="1277" speaker="homestar">Plus two.</line>
  <line start="1277" end="1294" speaker="strongbad">Okay, this isn't going-</line>
  <line start="1294" end="1308" speaker="homestar">Hundred!</line>
  <line start="1308" end="1355"><strongbad sfx="sfx">groans</strongbad> <strongbad>I need to get my hands on some of them Grumblecakes!</strongbad></line>
  <line start="1358" end="1390" speaker="strongbad">Maybe if I employ a little reverse psychologies...</line>
  <line start="1395" end="1445" speaker="strongbad">If I ask a stupid enough question, I'll get an intelligent answer!</line>
  <line start="1449" end="1459" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">clears throat</line>
  <line start="1460" end="1498" speaker="strongbad">I say, there, Homestar, butt's twelve by pies?</line>
  <line start="1500" end="1544" speaker="homestar">Ooh, yes! I got Strong Bad to say something stupid!</line>
  <line start="1544" end="1572" speaker="homestar">The Grumblecakes will be mine!</line>
  <line start="1574" end="1582" speaker="strongbad">What?</line>
  <line start="1582" end="1606" speaker="strongbad">What the crap just happened?</line>
  <line start="1606" end="1626" speaker="strongbad">Is it possible that I was just <span style="visibility:hidden"><em>outsmarted</em> by Homestar Runner?</span></line>
  <line start="1627" end="1655" speaker="strongbad">Is it possible that I was just <em>outsmarted</em> by Homestar Runner?</line>
  <line start="1657" end="1702" speaker="strongbad" volume="1.2">I'LL GET YOU KEVIN <em>(grumbles)</em>!!!</line>
  <line start="1702" end="1709" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
  <line start="1712" end="1748" speaker="strongbad">Get that mess outta here! I don't want none o' those Cheatcakes!</line>
  <line start="1762" end="1767" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
  <line start="1776" end="1800" speaker="strongbad">No, wait, The Cheat, come back!</line>
  <line start="1806" end="1810" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
  <line start="1816" end="1845" speaker="strongbad">Will you, um, fix me some <span style="visibility:hidden">mustard crackers?</span></line>
  <line start="1846" end="1857" speaker="strongbad">Will you, um, fix me some mustard crackers?</line>
  <line start="1862" end="1873" speaker="thecheat">angry The Cheat noises</line>
  <line start="1877" end="1886" speaker="thepaper">Preeow!</line>
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  <line start="16" end="69" speaker="strongbad"><em>(singing)</em> Dah doh, doo doh, email me some words, doo-doo, some different words.</line>
  <line start="76" end="90" speaker="strongbad">"Hey Strong Bad,"</line>
  <line start="90" end="141" speaker="strongbad">"I think you should make Homestar say stupid stuff, his voice is hilarious!"</line>
  <line start="141" end="151" speaker="strongbad">"Sincerely,"</line>
  <line start="151" end="178" speaker="strongbad">"Kevin <em>(grumbles)</em>"</line>
  <line start="178" end="234" speaker="strongbad">Uh, you don't really have to <em>make</em> Homestar say stupid stuff, <em>(grumbles)</em>.</line>
  <line start="234" end="252" speaker="strongbad">That's the guy's bread n' butter.</line>
  <line start="253" end="263" speaker="strongbad">Or at least his, <span style="visibility:hidden">uh, cracker n' mustard.</span></line>
  <line start="263" end="277" speaker="strongbad">Or at least his, uh, <span style="visibility:hidden">cracker n' mustard.</span></line>
  <line start="278" end="296" speaker="strongbad">Or at least his, uh, cracker n' mustard.</line>
  <line start="296" end="354" speaker="strongbad">No, the <em>real</em> challenge is to get Homestar to say something intelligent.</line>
  <line start="354" end="412" speaker="strongbad">If I can do that, then you owe me a batch of your special Grumblecakes.</line>
  <line start="412" end="469" speaker="strongbad">And if I fail, then I'll quit stealing the bricks from your house, one by one.</line>
  <line start="469" end="483" speaker="strongbad">Deal? Deal.</line>
  <line start="483" end="486" speaker="sfx">The Geddup Noise</line>
  <line start="486" end="495" speaker="homestar">Hi, Strong Bad.</line>
  <line start="495" end="520" speaker="strongbad">Ah, geez! Homestar!</line>
  <line start="520" end="578" speaker="homestar">Strong Bad, do you notice anything different about me today?</line>
  <line start="578" end="609" speaker="strongbad">Um, you broke into my house?</line>
  <line start="609" end="628" speaker="homestar">No I'm always doing that.</line>
  <line start="628" end="640" speaker="strongbad">Okay, what?</line>
  <line start="640" end="659" speaker="homestar">I'm standing on one foot!</line>
  <line start="659" end="667" speaker="strongbad">Yeah, great.</line>
  <line start="667" end="732" speaker="strongbad">Look, I'll give you half a Grumblecake, if you can say something intelligent.</line>
  <line start="732" end="739" speaker="homestar">What's that?</line>
  <line start="739" end="785" speaker="strongbad">It's like a little cake with some, like, steam and sugar.</line>
  <line start="785" end="805" speaker="homestar">No, no, the other one.</line>
  <line start="805" end="821" speaker="strongbad">Oh, "intelligent"?</line>
  <line start="821" end="848" speaker="homestar">Yeah, yeah, Intellivision.</line>
  <line start="848" end="875" speaker="strongbad">You know... something smart.</line>
  <line start="875" end="912" speaker="homestar">I think I can do that. What's in it for me?</line>
  <line start="912" end="930" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Half a Grumblecake!</line>
  <line start="930" end="955" speaker="homestar">Oh, right. Okay, here goes. A—</line>
  <line start="955" end="1010" speaker="strongbad">No wait, put this stuff on... it'll add to the illusion.</line>
  <line start="1010" end="1055" speaker="homestar">Whoa, check me out, Strong Bad, I look a-smart!</line>
  <line start="1055" end="1080" speaker="strongbad">You sure do, stupid. Now say something.</line>
  <line start="1080" end="1099" speaker="homestar">And I'm standing on one foot!</line>
  <line start="1099" end="1142" speaker="strongbad"><em>Come on</em>, say something smart! You can do it!</line>
  <line start="1142" end="1155" speaker="homestar">Science!</line>
  <line start="1160" end="1185" speaker="strongbad">Uh, that's pretty good. Keep going!</line>
  <line start="1185" end="1230" speaker="homestar">Science again! I said science again!</line>
  <line start="1230" end="1260" speaker="strongbad">Let's move away from science. Try math.</line>
  <line start="1260" end="1277" speaker="homestar">Plus two.</line>
  <line start="1277" end="1294" speaker="strongbad">Okay, this isn't going-</line>
  <line start="1294" end="1308" speaker="homestar">Hundred!</line>
  <line start="1308" end="1355"><strongbad sfx="sfx">groans</strongbad> <strongbad>I need to get my hands on some of them Grumblecakes!</strongbad></line>
  <line start="1358" end="1390" speaker="strongbad">Maybe if I employ a little reverse psychologies...</line>
  <line start="1395" end="1445" speaker="strongbad">If I ask a stupid enough question, I'll get an intelligent answer!</line>
  <line start="1449" end="1459" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">clears throat</line>
  <line start="1460" end="1498" speaker="strongbad">I say, there, Homestar, butt's twelve by pies?</line>
  <line start="1500" end="1544" speaker="homestar">Ooh, yes! I got Strong Bad to say something stupid!</line>
  <line start="1544" end="1572" speaker="homestar">The Grumblecakes will be mine!</line>
  <line start="1574" end="1582" speaker="strongbad">What?</line>
  <line start="1582" end="1606" speaker="strongbad">What the crap just happened?</line>
  <line start="1606" end="1626" speaker="strongbad">Is it possible that I was just <span style="visibility:hidden"><em>outsmarted</em> by Homestar Runner?</span></line>
  <line start="1627" end="1655" speaker="strongbad">Is it possible that I was just <em>outsmarted</em> by Homestar Runner?</line>
  <line start="1657" end="1702" speaker="strongbad" volume="1.2">I'LL GET YOU KEVIN <em>(grumbles)</em>!!!</line>
  <line start="1702" end="1709" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
  <line start="1712" end="1748" speaker="strongbad">Get that mess outta here! I don't want none o' those Cheatcakes!</line>
  <line start="1762" end="1767" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
  <line start="1776" end="1800" speaker="strongbad">No, wait, The Cheat, come back!</line>
  <line start="1806" end="1810" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
  <line start="1816" end="1845" speaker="strongbad">Will you, um, fix me some <span style="visibility:hidden">mustard crackers?</span></line>
  <line start="1846" end="1857" speaker="strongbad">Will you, um, fix me some mustard crackers?</line>
  <line start="1862" end="1873" speaker="thecheat">angry The Cheat noises</line>
  <line start="1877" end="1886" speaker="thepaper">Preeow!</line>
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