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    &lt;line start=&quot;15&quot; end=&quot;65&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;What do you get when you email Strong Bad? You get a world of hurt.&lt;/line&gt;
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    &lt;line start=&quot;69&quot; end=&quot;108&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&quot;Hey Strong Bad, I think that you should do more e-mails every week.&quot;&lt;/line&gt;
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    &lt;line start=&quot;111&quot; end=&quot;156&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&quot;Like two. Then we could have double the Strong Bad, and double the fun.&quot;&lt;/line&gt;
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    &lt;line start=&quot;158&quot; end=&quot;181&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Ooh! That's like Strong Bad gum!&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;187&quot; end=&quot;201&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&quot;Jimmy, Minini&quot;&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;207&quot; end=&quot;270&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Okay little Jimmy. I'll do two emails this week.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;270&quot; end=&quot;281&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Number two.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;286&quot; end=&quot;385&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&quot;Hey Strong Bad, If you could time travel, what period in time would you travel to? Dave Nienaber, Antioccch, Ill-annoy-us&quot;&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;390&quot; end=&quot;436&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Well Naber, I'd definitely travel ahead about 15 minutes&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;437&quot; end=&quot;492&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;to when all the ladies show up for my &quot;2003 Ladies' Choice Awards.&quot;&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;512&quot; end=&quot;594&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;About 70 or 50 fine women will be showing up to vote on which one gets to dance with yours truly.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;604&quot; end=&quot;657&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;But since I don't have a time machine, I'll just have to wait it out.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;801&quot; end=&quot;836&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;I don't get it! Where could the ladies be?&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;842&quot; end=&quot;863&quot; speaker=&quot;bubs&quot;&gt;You said there'd be the ladies!&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;864&quot; end=&quot;922&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;I know! I know! Maybe their bus flew off a bottomless cliff...&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;928&quot; end=&quot;961&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;and into, like... a bottomless pit.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;966&quot; end=&quot;1001&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Strong Sad, did anybody call and say they weren't coming?&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1003&quot; end=&quot;1010&quot; speaker=&quot;strongsad&quot;&gt;Oh yeah I forgot—&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1011&quot; end=&quot;1036&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Or mention anything about a bottomless pit?&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1037&quot; end=&quot;1083&quot; speaker=&quot;strongsad&quot;&gt;Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you. About a million ladies called&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1084&quot; end=&quot;1125&quot; speaker=&quot;strongsad&quot;&gt;while you were checking your email and said they'd be a few minutes late.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1131&quot; end=&quot;1161&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Oh, good! So their bus is okay.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1167&quot; end=&quot;1233&quot; speaker=&quot;strongsad&quot;&gt;No, I'm just kidding! But Homsar called and said he was a million ladies tall.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1240&quot; end=&quot;1281&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;What?! Oh, this has gone from bad to worse!&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1288&quot; end=&quot;1337&quot; speaker=&quot;coachz&quot;&gt;Hey, guys, check it out! I'm hot girl number 37!&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1342&quot; end=&quot;1395&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Oh, Coach, don't do it! This is depressing enough as it is.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1396&quot; end=&quot;1442&quot; speaker=&quot;coachz&quot;&gt;No, lookit me! I'm shakin' it to the left and to the right!&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1443&quot; end=&quot;1500&quot;&gt;
        &lt;strongbad&gt;Auuuuuuuuuuugh!&lt;/strongbad&gt;
        &lt;coachz&gt;Doo doo duh DOO doo doo doo duh doo doo!&lt;/coachz&gt;
    &lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1506&quot; end=&quot;1534&quot; speaker=&quot;strongmad&quot;&gt;I WANT ACTION!&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1558&quot; end=&quot;1639&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;I'm sorry you had to see that. I shoulda played it safe and gone &lt;em&gt;back&lt;/em&gt; in time to where I &lt;em&gt;know&lt;/em&gt; I'm awesome.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1645&quot; end=&quot;1706&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;But, since I don't have a time machine I guess I'll just have to wait it out.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1706&quot; end=&quot;1739&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Umm... Backwards.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1756&quot; end=&quot;1770&quot; speaker=&quot;thepaper&quot;&gt;Preeeeow!&lt;/line&gt;
 
    &lt;line start=&quot;1797&quot; end=&quot;1866&quot; speaker=&quot;oldstrongbad&quot;&gt;I'm no apothecary, but before you trek long and wide on the Muskeegee trail,&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1869&quot; end=&quot;1929&quot; speaker=&quot;oldstrongbad&quot;&gt;don't forget to try Uncle Strong Bad's Flavor Taste Style Chewing Powders!&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1937&quot; end=&quot;1972&quot; speaker=&quot;oldstrongbad&quot;&gt;Nothing else increases brain juice quite like it!&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1979&quot; end=&quot;2060&quot; speaker=&quot;oldstrongbad&quot;&gt;Once again, that's Strong Bad's Flavor Taste Style Chewing Powders. Whisk away the worries!&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;2073&quot; end=&quot;2133&quot; speaker=&quot;oldstrongbad&quot;&gt;How was that phraseology, The Sneak? Are your worries adequately whisked? &lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;2148&quot; end=&quot;2206&quot; speaker=&quot;oldstrongbad&quot;&gt;Smashing! No, I mean... start smashing!&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;2210&quot; end=&quot;2216&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;smashing noises&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;2217&quot; end=&quot;2260&quot; speaker=&quot;oldstrongbad&quot;&gt;Yes! It's curtains for you, Ming vase!&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;2263&quot; end=&quot;2286&quot; speaker=&quot;oldstrongbad&quot;&gt;Uncle Strong Bad makes good!&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;2288&quot; end=&quot;2317&quot; speaker=&quot;oldstrongbad&quot;&gt;Strong Bad Powdertory, Saint Louis Mo!&lt;/line&gt;
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<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="sbemail71.swf" width="550" height="400">
    <line start="15" end="65" speaker="strongbad">What do you get when you email Strong Bad? You get a world of hurt.</line>
    <line start="69" end="108" speaker="strongbad">"Hey Strong Bad, I think that you should do more e-mails every week."</line>
    <line start="111" end="156" speaker="strongbad">"Like two. Then we could have double the Strong Bad, and double the fun."</line>
    <line start="158" end="181" speaker="strongbad">Ooh! That's like Strong Bad gum!</line>
    <line start="187" end="201" speaker="strongbad">"Jimmy, Minini"</line>
    <line start="207" end="270" speaker="strongbad">Okay little Jimmy. I'll do two emails this week.</line>
    <line start="270" end="281" speaker="strongbad">Number two.</line>
    <line start="286" end="385" speaker="strongbad">"Hey Strong Bad, If you could time travel, what period in time would you travel to? Dave Nienaber, Antioccch, Ill-annoy-us"</line>
    <line start="390" end="436" speaker="strongbad">Well Naber, I'd definitely travel ahead about 15 minutes</line>
    <line start="437" end="492" speaker="strongbad">to when all the ladies show up for my "2003 Ladies' Choice Awards."</line>
    <line start="512" end="594" speaker="strongbad">About 70 or 50 fine women will be showing up to vote on which one gets to dance with yours truly.</line>
    <line start="604" end="657" speaker="strongbad">But since I don't have a time machine, I'll just have to wait it out.</line>
    <line start="801" end="836" speaker="strongbad">I don't get it! Where could the ladies be?</line>
    <line start="842" end="863" speaker="bubs">You said there'd be the ladies!</line>
    <line start="864" end="922" speaker="strongbad">I know! I know! Maybe their bus flew off a bottomless cliff...</line>
    <line start="928" end="961" speaker="strongbad">and into, like... a bottomless pit.</line>
    <line start="966" end="1001" speaker="strongbad">Strong Sad, did anybody call and say they weren't coming?</line>
    <line start="1003" end="1010" speaker="strongsad">Oh yeah I forgot—</line>
    <line start="1011" end="1036" speaker="strongbad">Or mention anything about a bottomless pit?</line>
    <line start="1037" end="1083" speaker="strongsad">Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you. About a million ladies called</line>
    <line start="1084" end="1125" speaker="strongsad">while you were checking your email and said they'd be a few minutes late.</line>
    <line start="1131" end="1161" speaker="strongbad">Oh, good! So their bus is okay.</line>
    <line start="1167" end="1233" speaker="strongsad">No, I'm just kidding! But Homsar called and said he was a million ladies tall.</line>
    <line start="1240" end="1281" speaker="strongbad">What?! Oh, this has gone from bad to worse!</line>
    <line start="1288" end="1337" speaker="coachz">Hey, guys, check it out! I'm hot girl number 37!</line>
    <line start="1342" end="1395" speaker="strongbad">Oh, Coach, don't do it! This is depressing enough as it is.</line>
    <line start="1396" end="1442" speaker="coachz">No, lookit me! I'm shakin' it to the left and to the right!</line>
    <line start="1443" end="1500">
        <strongbad>Auuuuuuuuuuugh!</strongbad>
        <coachz>Doo doo duh DOO doo doo doo duh doo doo!</coachz>
    </line>
    <line start="1506" end="1534" speaker="strongmad">I WANT ACTION!</line>
    <line start="1558" end="1639" speaker="strongbad">I'm sorry you had to see that. I shoulda played it safe and gone <em>back</em> in time to where I <em>know</em> I'm awesome.</line>
    <line start="1645" end="1706" speaker="strongbad">But, since I don't have a time machine I guess I'll just have to wait it out.</line>
    <line start="1706" end="1739" speaker="strongbad">Umm... Backwards.</line>
    <line start="1756" end="1770" speaker="thepaper">Preeeeow!</line>


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    <line start="1797" end="1866" speaker="oldstrongbad">I'm no apothecary, but before you trek long and wide on the Muskeegee trail,</line>
    <line start="1869" end="1929" speaker="oldstrongbad">don't forget to try Uncle Strong Bad's Flavor Taste Style Chewing Powders!</line>
    <line start="1937" end="1972" speaker="oldstrongbad">Nothing else increases brain juice quite like it!</line>
    <line start="1979" end="2060" speaker="oldstrongbad">Once again, that's Strong Bad's Flavor Taste Style Chewing Powders. Whisk away the worries!</line>
    <line start="2073" end="2133" speaker="oldstrongbad">How was that phraseology, The Sneak? Are your worries adequately whisked? </line>
    <line start="2148" end="2206" speaker="oldstrongbad">Smashing! No, I mean... start smashing!</line>
    <line start="2210" end="2216" speaker="sfx">smashing noises</line>
    <line start="2217" end="2260" speaker="oldstrongbad">Yes! It's curtains for you, Ming vase!</line>
    <line start="2263" end="2286" speaker="oldstrongbad">Uncle Strong Bad makes good!</line>
    <line start="2288" end="2317" speaker="oldstrongbad">Strong Bad Powdertory, Saint Louis Mo!</line>
</transcript>
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    <line start="15" end="65" speaker="strongbad">What do you get when you email Strong Bad? You get a world of hurt.</line>
    <line start="69" end="108" speaker="strongbad">"Hey Strong Bad, I think that you should do more e-mails every week."</line>
    <line start="111" end="156" speaker="strongbad">"Like two. Then we could have double the Strong Bad, and double the fun."</line>
    <line start="158" end="181" speaker="strongbad">Ooh! That's like Strong Bad gum!</line>
    <line start="187" end="201" speaker="strongbad">"Jimmy, Minini"</line>
    <line start="207" end="270" speaker="strongbad">Okay little Jimmy. I'll do two emails this week.</line>
    <line start="270" end="281" speaker="strongbad">Number two.</line>
    <line start="286" end="385" speaker="strongbad">"Hey Strong Bad, If you could time travel, what period in time would you travel to? Dave Nienaber, Antioccch, Ill-annoy-us"</line>
    <line start="390" end="436" speaker="strongbad">Well Naber, I'd definitely travel ahead about 15 minutes</line>
    <line start="437" end="492" speaker="strongbad">to when all the ladies show up for my "2003 Ladies' Choice Awards."</line>
    <line start="512" end="594" speaker="strongbad">About 70 or 50 fine women will be showing up to vote on which one gets to dance with yours truly.</line>
    <line start="604" end="657" speaker="strongbad">But since I don't have a time machine, I'll just have to wait it out.</line>
    <line start="801" end="836" speaker="strongbad">I don't get it! Where could the ladies be?</line>
    <line start="842" end="863" speaker="bubs">You said there'd be the ladies!</line>
    <line start="864" end="922" speaker="strongbad">I know! I know! Maybe their bus flew off a bottomless cliff...</line>
    <line start="928" end="961" speaker="strongbad">and into, like... a bottomless pit.</line>
    <line start="966" end="1001" speaker="strongbad">Strong Sad, did anybody call and say they weren't coming?</line>
    <line start="1003" end="1010" speaker="strongsad">Oh yeah I forgot—</line>
    <line start="1011" end="1036" speaker="strongbad">Or mention anything about a bottomless pit?</line>
    <line start="1037" end="1083" speaker="strongsad">Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you. About a million ladies called</line>
    <line start="1084" end="1125" speaker="strongsad">while you were checking your email and said they'd be a few minutes late.</line>
    <line start="1131" end="1161" speaker="strongbad">Oh, good! So their bus is okay.</line>
    <line start="1167" end="1233" speaker="strongsad">No, I'm just kidding! But Homsar called and said he was a million ladies tall.</line>
    <line start="1240" end="1281" speaker="strongbad">What?! Oh, this has gone from bad to worse!</line>
    <line start="1288" end="1337" speaker="coachz">Hey, guys, check it out! I'm hot girl number 37!</line>
    <line start="1342" end="1395" speaker="strongbad">Oh, Coach, don't do it! This is depressing enough as it is.</line>
    <line start="1396" end="1442" speaker="coachz">No, lookit me! I'm shakin' it to the left and to the right!</line>
    <line start="1443" end="1500"> 
         <strongbad>Auuuuuuuuuuugh!</strongbad>
         <coachz>Doo doo duh DOO doo doo doo duh doo doo!</coachz>
    </line>
    <line start="1506" end="1534" speaker="strongmad">I WANT ACTION!</line>
    <line start="1558" end="1639" speaker="strongbad">I'm sorry you had to see that. I shoulda played it safe and gone <em>back</em> in time to where I <em>know</em> I'm awesome.</line>
    <line start="1645" end="1706" speaker="strongbad">But, since I don't have a time machine I guess I'll just have to wait it out.</line>
    <line start="1706" end="1739" speaker="strongbad">Umm... Backwards.</line>
    <line start="1756" end="1770" speaker="thepaper">Preeeeow!</line>

    <line start="1797" end="1866" speaker="oldstrongbad">I'm no apothecary, but before you trek long and wide on the Muskeegee trail,</line>
    <line start="1869" end="1929" speaker="oldstrongbad">don't forget to try Uncle Strong Bad's Flavor Taste Style Chewing Powders!</line>
    <line start="1937" end="1972" speaker="oldstrongbad">Nothing else increases brain juice quite like it!</line>
    <line start="1979" end="2060" speaker="oldstrongbad">Once again, that's Strong Bad's Flavor Taste Style Chewing Powders. Whisk away the worries!</line>
    <line start="2073" end="2133" speaker="oldstrongbad">How was that phraseology, The Sneak? Are your worries adequately whisked? </line>
    <line start="2148" end="2206" speaker="oldstrongbad">Smashing! No, I mean... start smashing!</line>
    <line start="2210" end="2216" speaker="sfx">smashing noises</line>
    <line start="2217" end="2260" speaker="oldstrongbad">Yes! It's curtains for you, Ming vase!</line>
    <line start="2263" end="2286" speaker="oldstrongbad">Uncle Strong Bad makes good!</line>
    <line start="2288" end="2317" speaker="oldstrongbad">Strong Bad Powdertory, Saint Louis Mo!</line>
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