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[[Subtitles:sbemail58/fi|fi]] 
  &lt;line start=&quot;17&quot; end=&quot;73&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Here I go once again with the email. Every week I hope that it's from a female.&lt;/line&gt;
[[Subtitles:sbemail58/pl|pl]] 
  &lt;line start=&quot;78&quot; end=&quot;107&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Oh man! Not from a female.&lt;/line&gt;
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  &lt;line start=&quot;113&quot; end=&quot;138&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&quot;Hey Strong Bad, can you draw a dragon?&quot;&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;142&quot; end=&quot;168&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&quot;I want to see your skills of an artist.&quot;&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;173&quot; end=&quot;190&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Um, okay.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;192&quot; end=&quot;227&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&quot;Well, gee-two-gee, Kaizer from California.&quot;&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;233&quot; end=&quot;257&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;A dragon? That's easy!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;262&quot; end=&quot;310&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Feel free to follow along with my simple step-by-step instructions.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;317&quot; end=&quot;337&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;I make drawing FUN!!&lt;/line&gt;
 
  &lt;line start=&quot;343&quot; end=&quot;382&quot;&gt;
    &lt;strongbad&gt;To begin, draw an 'S', for snake...&lt;/strongbad&gt;
    &lt;sfx&gt;background music begins&lt;/sfx&gt;
  &lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;388&quot; end=&quot;417&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;...or...dragon. Um, whatever.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;422&quot; end=&quot;453&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Next, we'll draw a more different S.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;462&quot; end=&quot;505&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;For the head, put a top mark on a long V.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;521&quot; end=&quot;540&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Then you add some legs, &lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;559&quot; end=&quot;588&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;draw on a couple of arms, and...&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;589&quot; end=&quot;613&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Whoa... wait a minute.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;625&quot; end=&quot;642&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;I think I need to start over.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;650&quot; end=&quot;678&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;This thing doesn't look... natural.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;694&quot; end=&quot;739&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Okay, starting again, the same way. S, more different S.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;745&quot; end=&quot;770&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Close it up real good at the top for his head,&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;775&quot; end=&quot;846&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;and then, using consummate V's, give him teeth, spinities, and angry eyebrows.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;857&quot; end=&quot;932&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Then, you can add smoke or fire, or maybe some wings. You know, if he's a...wing-a-ling dragon.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;938&quot; end=&quot;971&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Let's put one of those beefy arms back on him for good measure.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;981&quot; end=&quot;1030&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;That looks really good. Comin' out of the back of his neck, there.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1035&quot; end=&quot;1049&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Now he needs a name.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1058&quot; end=&quot;1076&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;How about...&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1077&quot; end=&quot;1123&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&quot;Trogdor the Burninator&quot;!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1132&quot; end=&quot;1171&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Oh yeah. Check out all his majesty.&lt;/line&gt;
 
  &lt;line start=&quot;1184&quot; end=&quot;1200&quot;&gt;
    &lt;strongbad&gt;There's my dragon, Kaizer.&lt;/strongbad&gt;
    &lt;sfx&gt;background music ends&lt;/sfx&gt;
  &lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1203&quot; end=&quot;1229&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Let's see how the other students are doing.&lt;/line&gt;


  &lt;line start=&quot;1270&quot; end=&quot;1299&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;All right! Whatta you got for me, Coach Z?&lt;/line&gt;
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  &lt;line start=&quot;1303&quot; end=&quot;1335&quot; speaker=&quot;coachz&quot;&gt;Take a look there! I think she's lookin' pretty good!&lt;/line&gt;
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    I said consummate V's! &lt;em&gt;Consummate!&lt;/em&gt; Geez.
   <line start="17" end="73" speaker="strongbad">Here I go once again with the email. Every week I hope that it's from a female.</line>
  &lt;/line&gt;
   <line start="78" end="107" speaker="strongbad">Oh man! Not from a female.</line>
  &lt;line start=&quot;1400&quot; end=&quot;1432&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Guy wouldn't know majesty if it came up and bit him in the face.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1436&quot; end=&quot;1447&quot; speaker=&quot;coachz&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;
    That &lt;em&gt;happened&lt;/em&gt; once!
  &lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1448&quot; end=&quot;1484&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Strong Mad. You just, keep doing your thing, man.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1517&quot; end=&quot;1529&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Get outta my house!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1535&quot; end=&quot;1575&quot; speaker=&quot;homsar&quot;&gt;I do what I'm told...&lt;/line&gt;
   &lt;line start=&quot;1581&quot; end=&quot;1607&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Oh crap! I didn't know you were doing one.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1611&quot; end=&quot;1654&quot; speaker=&quot;strongsad&quot;&gt;Oh, sure. I think I've improved on your methods a bit, too.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1655&quot; end=&quot;1695&quot; speaker=&quot;strongsad&quot;&gt;I employed some chiaroscuro shading, and...&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1696&quot; end=&quot;1711&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;I'll improve on your methods!&lt;/line&gt;


   &lt;line start=&quot;1712&quot; end=&quot;1719&quot; speaker=&quot;strongsad&quot;&gt;What?&lt;/line&gt;
   <line start="113" end="138" speaker="strongbad">"Hey Strong Bad, can you draw a dragon?"</line>
  &lt;line start=&quot;1738&quot; end=&quot;1757&quot; speaker=&quot;strongsad&quot;&gt;That's not an improvement!&lt;/line&gt;
   <line start="142" end="168" speaker="strongbad">"I want to see your skills of an artist."</line>
  &lt;line start=&quot;1758&quot; end=&quot;1791&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Bwahahaha! Trogdor strikes again!&lt;/line&gt;
   <line start="173" end="190" speaker="strongbad">Um, okay.</line>
  &lt;line start=&quot;1801&quot; end=&quot;1885&quot;&gt;
   <line start="192" end="227" speaker="strongbad">"Well, gee-two-gee, Kaizer from California."</line>
    &lt;strongbad voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;TROGDOR!!! TROGDOR!!!&lt;/strongbad&gt;
   <line start="233" end="257" speaker="strongbad">A dragon? That's easy!</line>
    &lt;sfx&gt;music begins&lt;/sfx&gt;
   <line start="262" end="310" speaker="strongbad">Feel free to follow along with my simple step-by-step instructions.</line>
  &lt;/line&gt;
   <line start="317" end="337" speaker="strongbad">I make drawing FUN!!</line>
  &lt;line start=&quot;1889&quot; end=&quot;1914&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;(singing)&lt;/em&gt; Trogdor was a man!&lt;/line&gt;
   &lt;line start=&quot;1930&quot; end=&quot;1937&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;I mean...&lt;/line&gt;
   &lt;line start=&quot;1942&quot; end=&quot;1972&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;He was a dragon-man!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1983&quot; end=&quot;2031&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Uh, maybe he was just a dragon.&lt;/line&gt;
   &lt;line start=&quot;2043&quot; end=&quot;2052&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Um...&lt;/line&gt;
   &lt;line start=&quot;2066&quot; end=&quot;2164&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;But he was still TROGDOR!!! TROGDOR!!!&lt;/line&gt;
   &lt;line start=&quot;2170&quot; end=&quot;2205&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Burninating the countryside!&lt;/line&gt;
   &lt;line start=&quot;2212&quot; end=&quot;2249&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Burninating the peasants!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2255&quot; end=&quot;2287&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Burninating all the people,&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2293&quot; end=&quot;2336&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;in their thatched roof COTTAGES!!!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2354&quot; end=&quot;2404&quot;&gt;
    &lt;strongbad voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;THATCHED ROOF COTTAGES!!!&lt;/strongbad&gt;
    &lt;sfx&gt;music ends&lt;/sfx&gt;
  &lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2410&quot; end=&quot;2461&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIIIGHT!!!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2472&quot; end=&quot;2484&quot; speaker=&quot;thepaper&quot;&gt;Preeeow!&lt;/line&gt;
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    <strongbad>To begin, draw an 'S', for snake...</strongbad>
    <sfx>background music begins</sfx>
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  <line start="388" end="417" speaker="strongbad">...or...dragon. Um, whatever.</line>
  <line start="422" end="453" speaker="strongbad">Next, we'll draw a more different S.</line>
  <line start="462" end="505" speaker="strongbad">For the head, put a top mark on a long V.</line>
  <line start="521" end="540" speaker="strongbad">Then you add some legs, </line>
  <line start="559" end="588" speaker="strongbad">draw on a couple of arms, and...</line>
  <line start="589" end="613" speaker="strongbad">Whoa... wait a minute.</line>
  <line start="625" end="642" speaker="strongbad">I think I need to start over.</line>
  <line start="650" end="678" speaker="strongbad">This thing doesn't look... natural.</line>
  <line start="694" end="739" speaker="strongbad">Okay, starting again, the same way. S, more different S.</line>
  <line start="745" end="770" speaker="strongbad">Close it up real good at the top for his head,</line>
  <line start="775" end="846" speaker="strongbad">and then, using consummate V's, give him teeth, spinities, and angry eyebrows.</line>
  <line start="857" end="932" speaker="strongbad">Then, you can add smoke or fire, or maybe some wings. You know, if he's a...wing-a-ling dragon.</line>
  <line start="938" end="971" speaker="strongbad">Let's put one of those beefy arms back on him for good measure.</line>
  <line start="981" end="1030" speaker="strongbad">That looks really good. Comin' out of the back of his neck, there.</line>
  <line start="1035" end="1049" speaker="strongbad">Now he needs a name.</line>
  <line start="1058" end="1076" speaker="strongbad">How about...</line>
  <line start="1077" end="1123" speaker="strongbad">"Trogdor the Burninator"!</line>
  <line start="1132" end="1171" speaker="strongbad">Oh yeah. Check out all his majesty.</line>


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  <line start="1184" end="1200">
    <strongbad>There's my dragon, Kaizer.</strongbad>
    <sfx>background music ends</sfx>
  </line>
  <line start="1203" end="1229" speaker="strongbad">Let's see how the other students are doing.</line>


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  <line start="1270" end="1299" speaker="strongbad">All right! Whatta you got for me, Coach Z?</line>
  <line start="1303" end="1335" speaker="coachz">Take a look there! I think she's lookin' pretty good!</line>
  <line start="1347" end="1390" speaker="strongbad">
    I said consummate V's! <em>Consummate!</em> Geez.
  </line>
  <line start="1400" end="1432" speaker="strongbad">Guy wouldn't know majesty if it came up and bit him in the face.</line>
  <line start="1436" end="1447" speaker="coachz" voiceover="voiceover">
    That <em>happened</em> once!
  </line>
  <line start="1448" end="1484" speaker="strongbad">Strong Mad. You just, keep doing your thing, man.</line>
  <line start="1517" end="1529" speaker="strongbad">Get outta my house!</line>
  <line start="1535" end="1575" speaker="homsar">I do what I'm told...</line>
  <line start="1581" end="1607" speaker="strongbad">Oh crap! I didn't know you were doing one.</line>
  <line start="1611" end="1654" speaker="strongsad">Oh, sure. I think I've improved on your methods a bit, too.</line>
  <line start="1655" end="1695" speaker="strongsad">I employed some chiaroscuro shading, and...</line>
  <line start="1696" end="1711" speaker="strongbad">I'll improve on your methods!</line>


</div>
  <line start="1712" end="1719" speaker="strongsad">What?</line>
  <line start="1738" end="1757" speaker="strongsad">That's not an improvement!</line>
  <line start="1758" end="1791" speaker="strongbad">Bwahahaha! Trogdor strikes again!</line>
  <line start="1801" end="1885">
    <strongbad voiceover="voiceover">TROGDOR!!! TROGDOR!!!</strongbad>
    <sfx>music begins</sfx>
  </line>
  <line start="1889" end="1914" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover"><em>(singing)</em> Trogdor was a man!</line>
  <line start="1930" end="1937" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">I mean...</line>
  <line start="1942" end="1972" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">He was a dragon-man!</line>
  <line start="1983" end="2031" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Uh, maybe he was just a dragon.</line>
  <line start="2043" end="2052" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Um...</line>
  <line start="2066" end="2164" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">But he was still TROGDOR!!! TROGDOR!!!</line>
  <line start="2170" end="2205" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Burninating the countryside!</line>
  <line start="2212" end="2249" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Burninating the peasants!</line>
  <line start="2255" end="2287" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Burninating all the people,</line>
  <line start="2293" end="2336" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">in their thatched roof COTTAGES!!!</line>
  <line start="2354" end="2404">
    <strongbad voiceover="voiceover">THATCHED ROOF COTTAGES!!!</strongbad>
    <sfx>music ends</sfx>
  </line>
  <line start="2410" end="2461" speaker="strongbad">And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIIIGHT!!!</line>
  <line start="2472" end="2484" speaker="thepaper">Preeeow!</line>
</transcript>
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<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="sbemail58.swf" width="550" height="400">
  <line start="17" end="73" speaker="strongbad">Here I go once again with the email. Every week I hope that it's from a female.</line>
  <line start="78" end="107" speaker="strongbad">Oh man! Not from a female.</line>

  <line start="113" end="138" speaker="strongbad">"Hey Strong Bad, can you draw a dragon?"</line>
  <line start="142" end="168" speaker="strongbad">"I want to see your skills of an artist."</line>
  <line start="173" end="190" speaker="strongbad">Um, okay.</line>
  <line start="192" end="227" speaker="strongbad">"Well, gee-two-gee, Kaizer from California."</line>
  <line start="233" end="257" speaker="strongbad">A dragon? That's easy!</line>
  <line start="262" end="310" speaker="strongbad">Feel free to follow along with my simple step-by-step instructions.</line>
  <line start="317" end="337" speaker="strongbad">I make drawing FUN!!</line>

  <line start="343" end="382">
    <strongbad>To begin, draw an 'S', for snake...</strongbad>
    <sfx>background music begins</sfx>
  </line>
  <line start="388" end="417" speaker="strongbad">...or...dragon. Um, whatever.</line>
  <line start="422" end="453" speaker="strongbad">Next, we'll draw a more different S.</line>
  <line start="462" end="505" speaker="strongbad">For the head, put a top mark on a long V.</line>
  <line start="521" end="540" speaker="strongbad">Then you add some legs, </line>
  <line start="559" end="588" speaker="strongbad">draw on a couple of arms, and...</line>
  <line start="589" end="613" speaker="strongbad">Whoa... wait a minute.</line>
  <line start="625" end="642" speaker="strongbad">I think I need to start over.</line>
  <line start="650" end="678" speaker="strongbad">This thing doesn't look... natural.</line>
  <line start="694" end="739" speaker="strongbad">Okay, starting again, the same way. S, more different S.</line>
  <line start="745" end="770" speaker="strongbad">Close it up real good at the top for his head,</line>
  <line start="775" end="846" speaker="strongbad">and then, using consummate V's, give him teeth, spinities, and angry eyebrows.</line>
  <line start="857" end="932" speaker="strongbad">Then, you can add smoke or fire, or maybe some wings. You know, if he's a...wing-a-ling dragon.</line>
  <line start="938" end="971" speaker="strongbad">Let's put one of those beefy arms back on him for good measure.</line>
  <line start="981" end="1030" speaker="strongbad">That looks really good. Comin' out of the back of his neck, there.</line>
  <line start="1035" end="1049" speaker="strongbad">Now he needs a name.</line>
  <line start="1058" end="1076" speaker="strongbad">How about...</line>
  <line start="1077" end="1123" speaker="strongbad">"Trogdor the Burninator"!</line>
  <line start="1132" end="1171" speaker="strongbad">Oh yeah. Check out all his majesty.</line>

  <line start="1184" end="1200">
    <strongbad>There's my dragon, Kaizer.</strongbad>
    <sfx>background music ends</sfx>
  </line>
  <line start="1203" end="1229" speaker="strongbad">Let's see how the other students are doing.</line>

  <line start="1270" end="1299" speaker="strongbad">All right! Whatta you got for me, Coach Z?</line>
  <line start="1303" end="1335" speaker="coachz">Take a look there! I think she's lookin' pretty good!</line>
  <line start="1347" end="1390" speaker="strongbad">
    I said consummate V's! <em>Consummate!</em> Geez.
  </line>
  <line start="1400" end="1432" speaker="strongbad">Guy wouldn't know majesty if it came up and bit him in the face.</line>
  <line start="1436" end="1447" speaker="coachz" voiceover="voiceover">
    That <em>happened</em> once!
  </line>
  <line start="1448" end="1484" speaker="strongbad">Strong Mad. You just, keep doing your thing, man.</line>
  <line start="1517" end="1529" speaker="strongbad">Get outta my house!</line>
  <line start="1535" end="1575" speaker="homsar">I do what I'm told...</line>
  <line start="1581" end="1607" speaker="strongbad">Oh crap! I didn't know you were doing one.</line>
  <line start="1611" end="1654" speaker="strongsad">Oh, sure. I think I've improved on your methods a bit, too.</line>
  <line start="1655" end="1695" speaker="strongsad">I employed some chiaroscuro shading, and...</line>
  <line start="1696" end="1711" speaker="strongbad">I'll improve on your methods!</line>

  <line start="1712" end="1719" speaker="strongsad">What?</line>
  <line start="1738" end="1757" speaker="strongsad">That's not an improvement!</line>
  <line start="1758" end="1791" speaker="strongbad">Bwahahaha! Trogdor strikes again!</line>
  <line start="1801" end="1885">
    <strongbad voiceover="voiceover">TROGDOR!!! TROGDOR!!!</strongbad>
    <sfx>music begins</sfx>
  </line>
  <line start="1889" end="1914" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover"><em>(singing)</em> Trogdor was a man!</line>
  <line start="1930" end="1937" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">I mean...</line>
  <line start="1942" end="1972" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">He was a dragon-man!</line>
  <line start="1983" end="2031" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Uh, maybe he was just a dragon.</line>
  <line start="2043" end="2052" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Um...</line>
  <line start="2066" end="2164" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">But he was still TROGDOR!!! TROGDOR!!!</line>
  <line start="2170" end="2205" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Burninating the countryside!</line>
  <line start="2212" end="2249" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Burninating the peasants!</line>
  <line start="2255" end="2287" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Burninating all the people,</line>
  <line start="2293" end="2336" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">in their thatched roof COTTAGES!!!</line>
  <line start="2354" end="2404">
    <strongbad voiceover="voiceover">THATCHED ROOF COTTAGES!!!</strongbad>
    <sfx>music ends</sfx>
  </line>
  <line start="2410" end="2461" speaker="strongbad">And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIIIGHT!!!</line>
  <line start="2472" end="2484" speaker="thepaper">Preeeow!</line>
</transcript>
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