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  &lt;line start=&quot;15&quot; end=&quot;49&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Sweetheart! Get dressed and brush your teeth!&lt;/line&gt;
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  &lt;line start=&quot;50&quot; end=&quot;72&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;It's time for email!&lt;/line&gt;
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  &lt;line start=&quot;76&quot; end=&quot;89&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&quot;Dear Strong Bad,&quot;&lt;/line&gt;
[[Subtitles:sbemail170/tr|tr]]
  &lt;line start=&quot;90&quot; end=&quot;124&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&quot;I would like to draw a few comics about you and The Cheat.&quot;&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;125&quot; end=&quot;186&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&quot;But first I'd need to know what type of... promblems you and The Cheat would be faced with.&quot;&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;187&quot; end=&quot;230&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&quot;Once I get a rough copy, I'd send it to you to see how you like it.&quot;&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;231&quot; end=&quot;267&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&quot;I hope you interested. Malinko.&quot;&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;268&quot; end=&quot;339&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Well Malinko, I hope &lt;em&gt;you&lt;/em&gt; interested in getting sued into the middle ages by The Cheat and me.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;340&quot; end=&quot;376&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;'cause that's what would happen if you drew a few comics about us.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;381&quot; end=&quot;464&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Just like that time Homestar started selling Strong Bad &lt;em&gt;(queasy)&lt;/em&gt; flavored water.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;465&quot; end=&quot;495&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;We shut that mess down on the quickfast.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;496&quot; end=&quot;523&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;I got your Strong Bad water, right here!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;524&quot; end=&quot;543&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;SB-two-O!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;544&quot; end=&quot;587&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Bottled at the source! Pure as a mountain goat!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;592&quot; end=&quot;618&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;All right, The Cheat! Let's sue 'im!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;640&quot; end=&quot;686&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Hooray! The orders are violently flying in!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;687&quot; end=&quot;730&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Man, I've got the best lawyer soft tacos can buy.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;731&quot; end=&quot;766&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;And his aim with those water bombs is crazy good!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;767&quot; end=&quot;806&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;He can hit Strong Sad from like three football fields away.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;808&quot; end=&quot;835&quot; speaker=&quot;strongsad&quot;&gt;Note to self:&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;836&quot; end=&quot;867&quot; speaker=&quot;strongsad&quot;&gt;Get big... ger...&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;868&quot; end=&quot;892&quot; speaker=&quot;strongsad&quot;&gt;noteboo...&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;893&quot; end=&quot;898&quot; speaker=&quot;strongsad&quot;&gt;k.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;903&quot; end=&quot;919&quot; speaker=&quot;strongsad&quot; volume=&quot;1.1&quot;&gt;Mercy me!!!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;923&quot; end=&quot;976&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;I think we were suing him for custody of his not-so-thin mints that day.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;977&quot; end=&quot;987&quot; speaker=&quot;thecheat&quot;&gt;The Cheat noises&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;988&quot; end=&quot;1020&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Ahoy! An unmarked manila envelope!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1021&quot; end=&quot;1053&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Must be that weaselly Malinko's comic.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1063&quot; end=&quot;1080&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Oh, my.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1081&quot; end=&quot;1107&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Rough copy is right.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1108&quot; end=&quot;1161&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Er, you don't need &lt;em&gt;my&lt;/em&gt; help finding promblems for these guys, Malinko.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1162&quot; end=&quot;1175&quot; speaker=&quot;thecheat&quot;&gt;The Cheat noises&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1176&quot; end=&quot;1202&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;These don't look anything like us!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1203&quot; end=&quot;1265&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Man, that kid was going to have so few pants on after we got done suing them off him!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1267&quot; end=&quot;1336&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Now he's gonna strut around all on-panted waving his pant-covered legs in our faces!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1337&quot; end=&quot;1359&quot; speaker=&quot;thecheat&quot;&gt;The Cheat noises&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1360&quot; end=&quot;1404&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;You're a genius, The Cheat! Now &lt;em&gt;that's&lt;/em&gt; what I pay you for!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1405&quot; end=&quot;1411&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Open up! Uuup!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1412&quot; end=&quot;1417&quot;&gt;
    &lt;strongbad&gt;Open up! Uuup!&lt;/strongbad&gt;
    &lt;thecheat&gt;The Cheat noise&lt;/thecheat&gt;
  &lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1418&quot; end=&quot;1422&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Open up! Uuup!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1423&quot; end=&quot;1425&quot;&gt;
    &lt;strongbad&gt;Open up! Uuup!&lt;/strongbad&gt;
    &lt;thecheat&gt;The Cheat noise&lt;/thecheat&gt;
  &lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1426&quot; end=&quot;1440&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Aah! Dah! Deh!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1441&quot; end=&quot;1444&quot; speaker=&quot;thecheat&quot;&gt;gulp!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1445&quot; end=&quot;1454&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;There you go.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1455&quot; end=&quot;1469&quot; speaker=&quot;thecheat&quot;&gt;The Cheat noises, imitating a seal&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1470&quot; end=&quot;1494&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Okay, okay. One more.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1495&quot; end=&quot;1502&quot; speaker=&quot;thecheat&quot;&gt;gulp!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1504&quot; end=&quot;1552&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Ooch. Eech. Ouch. Atch.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1553&quot; end=&quot;1587&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Now we look just like Malinko's cat-scratchings.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1588&quot; end=&quot;1632&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Our case is air-tight. Why stop at pants?&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1633&quot; end=&quot;1671&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;We could probably sue that black zip-up hoodie off him now too!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1672&quot; end=&quot;1693&quot; speaker=&quot;thecheat&quot;&gt;The Cheat noises&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1694&quot; end=&quot;1728&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Yeah, this stuff does make me feel pretty tough.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1729&quot; end=&quot;1808&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Ooh, in fact... we should star in our own action-packed credit sequence called, &quot;Rough Copy!&quot;&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1809&quot; end=&quot;1939&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;music plays&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1940&quot; end=&quot;1964&quot; speaker=&quot;strongsad&quot; voiceover=&quot;very yes&quot;&gt;Oh, hello, gentlemen.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1965&quot; end=&quot;2004&quot; speaker=&quot;strongsad&quot;&gt;I'm here representing my client, Malinko.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2005&quot; end=&quot;2062&quot; speaker=&quot;strongsad&quot;&gt;It would seem you are infringing on his highly intellectual property.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2063&quot; end=&quot;2094&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;You gotta be joking! There's nothing intellectual abou—&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2095&quot; end=&quot;2110&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Ack! Eep! Aaah!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2111&quot; end=&quot;2139&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Where did you get snowballs this time of year?!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2140&quot; end=&quot;2166&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Ack! How did you fit them in that notebook?&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2167&quot; end=&quot;2217&quot; speaker=&quot;strongsad&quot;&gt;I've been saving these in the freezer since I was eight!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2219&quot; end=&quot;2224&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Eep!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2228&quot; end=&quot;2280&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Drinko some Malinko! Crystal clear like domestic beer.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2284&quot; end=&quot;2299&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; sfx=&quot;very yes&quot;&gt;shivering noises&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2300&quot; end=&quot;2381&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Can't you see Malinko? All this hot legal action is tearing our non-existent friendship apart!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2382&quot; end=&quot;2424&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Looks like we'll just have to settle out of court.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2430&quot; end=&quot;2491&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; sfx=&quot;very yes&quot;&gt;chomping noises&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2492&quot; end=&quot;2533&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Mmm. That's some good settlement.&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2536&quot; end=&quot;2555&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; sfx=&quot;very yes&quot;&gt;chomping noises&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2556&quot; end=&quot;2567&quot; speaker=&quot;thepaper&quot;&gt;preeeow!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2582&quot; end=&quot;2640&quot; speaker=&quot;cardgage&quot;&gt;Hey, Grendolyn! Don't bogart that settlement now!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2739&quot; end=&quot;2755&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot; sfx=&quot;very yes&quot;&gt;sigh&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;2765&quot; end=&quot;2795&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;DNA evidence.&lt;/line&gt;
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  <line start="15" end="49" speaker="strongbad">Sweetheart! Get dressed and brush your teeth!</line>
  <line start="50" end="72" speaker="strongbad">It's time for email!</line>
  <line start="76" end="89" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Strong Bad,"</line>
  <line start="90" end="124" speaker="strongbad">"I would like to draw a few comics about you and The Cheat."</line>
  <line start="125" end="186" speaker="strongbad">"But first I'd need to know what type of... promblems you and The Cheat would be faced with."</line>
  <line start="187" end="230" speaker="strongbad">"Once I get a rough copy, I'd send it to you to see how you like it."</line>
  <line start="231" end="267" speaker="strongbad">"I hope you interested. Malinko."</line>
  <line start="268" end="339" speaker="strongbad">Well Malinko, I hope <em>you</em> interested in getting sued into the middle ages by The Cheat and me.</line>
  <line start="340" end="376" speaker="strongbad">'cause that's what would happen if you drew a few comics about us.</line>
  <line start="381" end="464" speaker="strongbad">Just like that time Homestar started selling Strong Bad <em>(queasy)</em> flavored water.</line>
  <line start="465" end="495" speaker="strongbad">We shut that mess down on the quickfast.</line>
  <line start="496" end="523" speaker="homestar">I got your Strong Bad water, right here!</line>
  <line start="524" end="543" speaker="homestar">SB-two-O!</line>
  <line start="544" end="587" speaker="homestar">Bottled at the source! Pure as a mountain goat!</line>
  <line start="592" end="618" speaker="strongbad">All right, The Cheat! Let's sue 'im!</line>
  <line start="640" end="686" speaker="homestar">Hooray! The orders are violently flying in!</line>
  <line start="687" end="730" speaker="strongbad">Man, I've got the best lawyer soft tacos can buy.</line>
  <line start="731" end="766" speaker="strongbad">And his aim with those water bombs is crazy good!</line>
  <line start="767" end="806" speaker="strongbad">He can hit Strong Sad from like three football fields away.</line>
  <line start="808" end="835" speaker="strongsad">Note to self:</line>
  <line start="836" end="867" speaker="strongsad">Get big... ger...</line>
  <line start="868" end="892" speaker="strongsad">noteboo...</line>
  <line start="893" end="898" speaker="strongsad">k.</line>
  <line start="903" end="919" speaker="strongsad" volume="1.1">Mercy me!!!</line>
  <line start="923" end="976" speaker="strongbad">I think we were suing him for custody of his not-so-thin mints that day.</line>
  <line start="977" end="987" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
  <line start="988" end="1020" speaker="strongbad">Ahoy! An unmarked manila envelope!</line>
  <line start="1021" end="1053" speaker="strongbad">Must be that weaselly Malinko's comic.</line>
  <line start="1063" end="1080" speaker="strongbad">Oh, my.</line>
  <line start="1081" end="1107" speaker="strongbad">Rough copy is right.</line>
  <line start="1108" end="1161" speaker="strongbad">Er, you don't need <em>my</em> help finding promblems for these guys, Malinko.</line>
  <line start="1162" end="1175" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
  <line start="1176" end="1202" speaker="strongbad">These don't look anything like us!</line>
  <line start="1203" end="1265" speaker="strongbad">Man, that kid was going to have so few pants on after we got done suing them off him!</line>
  <line start="1267" end="1336" speaker="strongbad">Now he's gonna strut around all on-panted waving his pant-covered legs in our faces!</line>
  <line start="1337" end="1359" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
  <line start="1360" end="1404" speaker="strongbad">You're a genius, The Cheat! Now <em>that's</em> what I pay you for!</line>
  <line start="1405" end="1411" speaker="strongbad">Open up! Uuup!</line>
  <line start="1412" end="1417">
    <strongbad>Open up! Uuup!</strongbad>
    <thecheat>The Cheat noise</thecheat>
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  <line start="1418" end="1422" speaker="strongbad">Open up! Uuup!</line>
  <line start="1423" end="1425">
    <strongbad>Open up! Uuup!</strongbad>
    <thecheat>The Cheat noise</thecheat>
  </line>
  <line start="1426" end="1440" speaker="strongbad">Aah! Dah! Deh!</line>
  <line start="1441" end="1444" speaker="thecheat">gulp!</line>
  <line start="1445" end="1454" speaker="strongbad">There you go.</line>
  <line start="1455" end="1469" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises, imitating a seal</line>
  <line start="1470" end="1494" speaker="strongbad">Okay, okay. One more.</line>
  <line start="1495" end="1502" speaker="thecheat">gulp!</line>
  <line start="1504" end="1552" speaker="strongbad">Ooch. Eech. Ouch. Atch.</line>
  <line start="1553" end="1587" speaker="strongbad">Now we look just like Malinko's cat-scratchings.</line>
  <line start="1588" end="1632" speaker="strongbad">Our case is air-tight. Why stop at pants?</line>
  <line start="1633" end="1671" speaker="strongbad">We could probably sue that black zip-up hoodie off him now too!</line>
  <line start="1672" end="1693" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
  <line start="1694" end="1728" speaker="strongbad">Yeah, this stuff does make me feel pretty tough.</line>
  <line start="1729" end="1808" speaker="strongbad">Ooh, in fact... we should star in our own action-packed credit sequence called, "Rough Copy!"</line>
  <line start="1809" end="1939" speaker="sfx">music plays</line>
  <line start="1940" end="1964" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="very yes">Oh, hello, gentlemen.</line>
  <line start="1965" end="2004" speaker="strongsad">I'm here representing my client, Malinko.</line>
  <line start="2005" end="2062" speaker="strongsad">It would seem you are infringing on his highly intellectual property.</line>
  <line start="2063" end="2094" speaker="strongbad">You gotta be joking! There's nothing intellectual abou—</line>
  <line start="2095" end="2110" speaker="strongbad">Ack! Eep! Aaah!</line>
  <line start="2111" end="2139" speaker="strongbad">Where did you get snowballs this time of year?!</line>
  <line start="2140" end="2166" speaker="strongbad">Ack! How did you fit them in that notebook?</line>
  <line start="2167" end="2217" speaker="strongsad">I've been saving these in the freezer since I was eight!</line>
  <line start="2219" end="2224" speaker="strongbad">Eep!</line>
  <line start="2228" end="2280" speaker="homestar">Drinko some Malinko! Crystal clear like domestic beer.</line>
  <line start="2284" end="2299" speaker="strongbad" sfx="very yes">shivering noises</line>
  <line start="2300" end="2381" speaker="strongbad">Can't you see Malinko? All this hot legal action is tearing our non-existent friendship apart!</line>
  <line start="2382" end="2424" speaker="strongbad">Looks like we'll just have to settle out of court.</line>
  <line start="2430" end="2491" speaker="strongbad" sfx="very yes">chomping noises</line>
  <line start="2492" end="2533" speaker="strongbad">Mmm. That's some good settlement.</line>
  <line start="2536" end="2555" speaker="strongbad" sfx="very yes">chomping noises</line>
  <line start="2556" end="2567" speaker="thepaper">preeeow!</line>
  <line start="2582" end="2640" speaker="cardgage">Hey, Grendolyn! Don't bogart that settlement now!</line>
  <line start="2739" end="2755" speaker="homestar" sfx="very yes">sigh</line>
  <line start="2765" end="2795" speaker="homestar">DNA evidence.</line>
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  <line start="15" end="49" speaker="strongbad">Sweetheart! Get dressed and brush your teeth!</line>
  <line start="50" end="72" speaker="strongbad">It's time for email!</line>
  <line start="76" end="89" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Strong Bad,"</line>
  <line start="90" end="124" speaker="strongbad">"I would like to draw a few comics about you and The Cheat."</line>
  <line start="125" end="186" speaker="strongbad">"But first I'd need to know what type of... promblems you and The Cheat would be faced with."</line>
  <line start="187" end="230" speaker="strongbad">"Once I get a rough copy, I'd send it to you to see how you like it."</line>
  <line start="231" end="267" speaker="strongbad">"I hope you interested. Malinko."</line>
  <line start="268" end="339" speaker="strongbad">Well Malinko, I hope <em>you</em> interested in getting sued into the middle ages by The Cheat and me.</line>
  <line start="340" end="376" speaker="strongbad">'cause that's what would happen if you drew a few comics about us.</line>
  <line start="381" end="464" speaker="strongbad">Just like that time Homestar started selling Strong Bad <em>(queasy)</em> flavored water.</line>
  <line start="465" end="495" speaker="strongbad">We shut that mess down on the quickfast.</line>
  <line start="496" end="523" speaker="homestar">I got your Strong Bad water, right here!</line>
  <line start="524" end="543" speaker="homestar">SB-two-O!</line>
  <line start="544" end="587" speaker="homestar">Bottled at the source! Pure as a mountain goat!</line>
  <line start="592" end="618" speaker="strongbad">All right, The Cheat! Let's sue 'im!</line>
  <line start="640" end="686" speaker="homestar">Hooray! The orders are violently flying in!</line>
  <line start="687" end="730" speaker="strongbad">Man, I've got the best lawyer soft tacos can buy.</line>
  <line start="731" end="766" speaker="strongbad">And his aim with those water bombs is crazy good!</line>
  <line start="767" end="806" speaker="strongbad">He can hit Strong Sad from like three football fields away.</line>
  <line start="808" end="835" speaker="strongsad">Note to self:</line>
  <line start="836" end="867" speaker="strongsad">Get big... ger...</line>
  <line start="868" end="892" speaker="strongsad">noteboo...</line>
  <line start="893" end="898" speaker="strongsad">k.</line>
  <line start="903" end="919" speaker="strongsad" volume="1.1">Mercy me!!!</line>
  <line start="923" end="976" speaker="strongbad">I think we were suing him for custody of his not-so-thin mints that day.</line>
  <line start="977" end="987" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
  <line start="988" end="1020" speaker="strongbad">Ahoy! An unmarked manila envelope!</line>
  <line start="1021" end="1053" speaker="strongbad">Must be that weaselly Malinko's comic.</line>
  <line start="1063" end="1080" speaker="strongbad">Oh, my.</line>
  <line start="1081" end="1107" speaker="strongbad">Rough copy is right.</line>
  <line start="1108" end="1161" speaker="strongbad">Er, you don't need <em>my</em> help finding promblems for these guys, Malinko.</line>
  <line start="1162" end="1175" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
  <line start="1176" end="1202" speaker="strongbad">These don't look anything like us!</line>
  <line start="1203" end="1265" speaker="strongbad">Man, that kid was going to have so few pants on after we got done suing them off him!</line>
  <line start="1267" end="1336" speaker="strongbad">Now he's gonna strut around all on-panted waving his pant-covered legs in our faces!</line>
  <line start="1337" end="1359" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
  <line start="1360" end="1404" speaker="strongbad">You're a genius, The Cheat! Now <em>that's</em> what I pay you for!</line>
  <line start="1405" end="1411" speaker="strongbad">Open up! Uuup!</line>
  <line start="1412" end="1417">
    <strongbad>Open up! Uuup!</strongbad>
    <thecheat>The Cheat noise</thecheat>
  </line>
  <line start="1418" end="1422" speaker="strongbad">Open up! Uuup!</line>
  <line start="1423" end="1425">
    <strongbad>Open up! Uuup!</strongbad>
    <thecheat>The Cheat noise</thecheat>
  </line>
  <line start="1426" end="1440" speaker="strongbad">Aah! Dah! Deh!</line>
  <line start="1441" end="1444" speaker="thecheat">gulp!</line>
  <line start="1445" end="1454" speaker="strongbad">There you go.</line>
  <line start="1455" end="1469" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises, imitating a seal</line>
  <line start="1470" end="1494" speaker="strongbad">Okay, okay. One more.</line>
  <line start="1495" end="1502" speaker="thecheat">gulp!</line>
  <line start="1504" end="1552" speaker="strongbad">Ooch. Eech. Ouch. Atch.</line>
  <line start="1553" end="1587" speaker="strongbad">Now we look just like Malinko's cat-scratchings.</line>
  <line start="1588" end="1632" speaker="strongbad">Our case is air-tight. Why stop at pants?</line>
  <line start="1633" end="1671" speaker="strongbad">We could probably sue that black zip-up hoodie off him now too!</line>
  <line start="1672" end="1693" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
  <line start="1694" end="1728" speaker="strongbad">Yeah, this stuff does make me feel pretty tough.</line>
  <line start="1729" end="1808" speaker="strongbad">Ooh, in fact... we should star in our own action-packed credit sequence called, "Rough Copy!"</line>
  <line start="1809" end="1939" speaker="sfx">music plays</line>
  <line start="1940" end="1964" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="very yes">Oh, hello, gentlemen.</line>
  <line start="1965" end="2004" speaker="strongsad">I'm here representing my client, Malinko.</line>
  <line start="2005" end="2062" speaker="strongsad">It would seem you are infringing on his highly intellectual property.</line>
  <line start="2063" end="2094" speaker="strongbad">You gotta be joking! There's nothing intellectual abou—</line>
  <line start="2095" end="2110" speaker="strongbad">Ack! Eep! Aaah!</line>
  <line start="2111" end="2139" speaker="strongbad">Where did you get snowballs this time of year?!</line>
  <line start="2140" end="2166" speaker="strongbad">Ack! How did you fit them in that notebook?</line>
  <line start="2167" end="2217" speaker="strongsad">I've been saving these in the freezer since I was eight!</line>
  <line start="2219" end="2224" speaker="strongbad">Eep!</line>
  <line start="2228" end="2280" speaker="homestar">Drinko some Malinko! Crystal clear like domestic beer.</line>
  <line start="2284" end="2299" speaker="strongbad" sfx="very yes">shivering noises</line>
  <line start="2300" end="2381" speaker="strongbad">Can't you see Malinko? All this hot legal action is tearing our non-existent friendship apart!</line>
  <line start="2382" end="2424" speaker="strongbad">Looks like we'll just have to settle out of court.</line> 
  <line start="2430" end="2491" speaker="strongbad" sfx="very yes">chomping noises</line>
  <line start="2492" end="2533" speaker="strongbad">Mmm. That's some good settlement.</line>
  <line start="2536" end="2555" speaker="strongbad" sfx="very yes">chomping noises</line>
  <line start="2556" end="2567" speaker="thepaper">preeeow!</line>
  <line start="2582" end="2640" speaker="cardgage">Hey, Grendolyn! Don't bogart that settlement now!</line>
  <line start="2739" end="2755" speaker="homestar" sfx="very yes">sigh</line>
  <line start="2765" end="2795" speaker="homestar">DNA evidence.</line>
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