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   <line start="15" end="55" speaker="strongbad">
&lt;transcript xml:lang=&quot;en-us&quot; file=&quot;sbemail154.swf&quot; width=&quot;550&quot; height=&quot;400&quot;&gt;
     <em>(rapping)</em> I'll take you back to a time when e-mail was king!
   &lt;line start=&quot;15&quot; end=&quot;55&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;
   </line>
     &lt;em&gt;(rapping)&lt;/em&gt; I'll take you back to a time when e-mail was king!
   <line start="60" end="90" speaker="strongbad">"How hot is it right now in Strongbadia?"</line>
   &lt;/line&gt;
   <line start="91" end="100" speaker="sfx">record scratch</line>
   &lt;line start=&quot;60&quot; end=&quot;90&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&quot;How hot is it right now in Strongbadia?&quot;&lt;/line&gt;
   <line start="100" end="130" speaker="strongbad">Note to viewers: This is Strong Badia.</line>
   &lt;line start=&quot;91&quot; end=&quot;100&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;record scratch&lt;/line&gt;
   <line start="133" end="145" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">
   &lt;line start=&quot;100&quot; end=&quot;130&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Note to viewers: This is Strong Badia.&lt;/line&gt;
     Not this, <span style="visibility:hidden">this, or this.</span>
   &lt;line start=&quot;133&quot; end=&quot;145&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;
   </line>
     Not this, &lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;this, or this.&lt;/span&gt;
   <line start="145" end="153" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">
   &lt;/line&gt;
     Not this, this, <span style="visibility:hidden">or this.</span>
   &lt;line start=&quot;145&quot; end=&quot;153&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;
   </line>
     Not this, this, &lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;or this.&lt;/span&gt;
   <line start="153" end="163" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">
   &lt;/line&gt;
   &lt;line start=&quot;153&quot; end=&quot;163&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;
     Not this, this, or this.
     Not this, this, or this.
   &lt;/line&gt;
   </line>
   &lt;line start=&quot;165&quot; end=&quot;174&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Just this.&lt;/line&gt;
   <line start="165" end="174" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Just this.</line>
   &lt;line start=&quot;177&quot; end=&quot;203&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;We clear? Now gimme five.&lt;/line&gt;
   <line start="177" end="203" speaker="strongbad">We clear? Now gimme five.</line>
   &lt;line start=&quot;205&quot; end=&quot;248&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&quot;We're boiling over here. What do you do to keep cool?&quot;&lt;/line&gt;
   <line start="205" end="248" speaker="strongbad">"We're boiling over here. What do you do to keep cool?"</line>
   &lt;line start=&quot;249&quot; end=&quot;285&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&quot;Tom B. Sunnyvale, Cactus Area.&quot;&lt;/line&gt;
   <line start="249" end="285" speaker="strongbad">"Tom B. Sunnyvale, Cactus Area."</line>
&lt;line start=&quot;288&quot; end=&quot;324&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;I'm not exactly sure how hot it is round here, Tomby.&lt;/line&gt;
<line start="288" end="324" speaker="strongbad">I'm not exactly sure how hot it is round here, Tomby.</line>
&lt;line start=&quot;324&quot; end=&quot;381&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;But we do have an old-timey, made-uppy, no-worky way of finding out!&lt;/line&gt;
<line start="324" end="381" speaker="strongbad">But we do have an old-timey, made-uppy, no-worky way of finding out!</line>
&lt;line start=&quot;384&quot; end=&quot;407&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;yes&quot;&gt;We carefully place a spoonful of hoisin sauce on Strong Sad's disturbing soft-serve flip.&lt;/line&gt;
<line start="384" end="407" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">We carefully place a spoonful of hoisin sauce on Strong Sad's disturbing soft-serve flip.</line>
&lt;line start=&quot;407&quot; end=&quot;425&quot;&gt;
<line start="407" end="425">
&lt;strongbad voiceover=&quot;yes&quot;&gt;We carefully place a spoonful of hoisin sauce on Strong Sad's disturbing soft-serve flip.&lt;/strongbad&gt; &lt;sfx&gt;&quot;growing&quot; noise&lt;/sfx&gt; &lt;!-- ed: better description needed -bc --&gt; &lt;/line&gt;
<strongbad voiceover="yes">We carefully place a spoonful of hoisin sauce on Strong Sad's disturbing soft-serve flip.</strongbad> <sfx>"growing" noise</sfx> <!-- ed: better description needed -bc --> </line>
&lt;line start=&quot;425&quot; end=&quot;468&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;yes&quot;&gt;We carefully place a spoonful of hoisin sauce on Strong Sad's disturbing soft-serve flip.&lt;/line&gt;
<line start="425" end="468" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">We carefully place a spoonful of hoisin sauce on Strong Sad's disturbing soft-serve flip.</line>
&lt;line start=&quot;482&quot; end=&quot;503&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;yes&quot;&gt;And then we just... ask him.&lt;/line&gt;
<line start="482" end="503" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">And then we just... ask him.</line>
&lt;line start=&quot;504&quot; end=&quot;511&quot;&gt;
<line start="504" end="511">
   &lt;strongbad&gt;Hey!&lt;/strongbad&gt;
   <strongbad>Hey!</strongbad>
   &lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;
   <span style="visibility:hidden">
     &lt;sfx&gt;SLAM!&lt;/sfx&gt;
     <sfx>SLAM!</sfx>
     &lt;strongsad&gt;Ough!&lt;/strongsad&gt;
     <strongsad>Ough!</strongsad>
   &lt;/span&gt;
   </span>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>
&lt;line start=&quot;511&quot; end=&quot;513&quot;&gt;
<line start="511" end="513">
   &lt;strongbad&gt;Hey!&lt;/strongbad&gt;
   <strongbad>Hey!</strongbad>
   &lt;sfx&gt;SLAM!&lt;/sfx&gt;
   <sfx>SLAM!</sfx>
   &lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;
   <span style="visibility:hidden">
     &lt;strongsad&gt;Ough!&lt;/strongsad&gt;
     <strongsad>Ough!</strongsad>
   &lt;/span&gt;
   </span>
&lt;/line&gt;
</line>
&lt;line start=&quot;513&quot; end=&quot;517&quot;&gt;
<line start="513" end="517">
   &lt;strongbad&gt;Hey!&lt;/strongbad&gt;
   <strongbad>Hey!</strongbad>
   &lt;sfx&gt;SLAM!&lt;/sfx&gt;
   <sfx>SLAM!</sfx>
   &lt;strongsad&gt;Ough!&lt;/strongsad&gt;
   <strongsad>Ough!</strongsad>
&lt;/line&gt;
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   &lt;line start=&quot;517&quot; end=&quot;548&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Trundle bed, how hot it is right now?&lt;/line&gt;
   <line start="517" end="548" speaker="strongbad">Trundle bed, how hot it is right now?</line>
   &lt;line start=&quot;548&quot; end=&quot;620&quot; speaker=&quot;strongsad&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;(Monotone)&lt;/em&gt; Current temperature: 97, 98 degrees... humidity: 25 percent...&lt;/line&gt;
   <line start="548" end="620" speaker="strongsad"><em>(Monotone)</em> Current temperature: 97, 98 degrees... humidity: 25 percent...</line>
   &lt;line start=&quot;620&quot; end=&quot;668&quot; speaker=&quot;strongsad&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;(Monotone)&lt;/em&gt; barometric pressure's 30.05 inches mercury...&lt;/line&gt;
   <line start="620" end="668" speaker="strongsad"><em>(Monotone)</em> barometric pressure's 30.05 inches mercury...</line>
   &lt;line start=&quot;670&quot; end=&quot;710&quot; speaker=&quot;strongsad&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;(Monotone)&lt;/em&gt; I'm gonna eat this spoonful of hoisin sauce...&lt;/line&gt;
   <line start="670" end="710" speaker="strongsad"><em>(Monotone)</em> I'm gonna eat this spoonful of hoisin sauce...</line>
   &lt;line start=&quot;717&quot; end=&quot;744&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;You hear that?! The high nineties!&lt;/line&gt;
   <line start="717" end="744" speaker="strongbad">You hear that?! The high nineties!</line>
   &lt;line start=&quot;748&quot; end=&quot;769&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;You know what that means!&lt;/line&gt;
   <line start="748" end="769" speaker="strongbad">You know what that means!</line>
   &lt;line start=&quot;776&quot; end=&quot;807&quot;&gt;
   <line start="776" end="807">
     &lt;strongbad&gt;COOL TIME, POOL TIME!!!&lt;/strongbad&gt;
     <strongbad>COOL TIME, POOL TIME!!!</strongbad>
     &lt;strongmad volume=&quot;1.3&quot;&gt;COOL TIME, POOL TIME!!!&lt;/strongmad&gt;
     <strongmad volume="1.3">COOL TIME, POOL TIME!!!</strongmad>
   &lt;/line&gt;
   </line>
   &lt;line start=&quot;807&quot; end=&quot;855&quot;&gt;&lt;sfx&gt;music&lt;/sfx&gt;&lt;strongbad&gt;In the pool that we've always had... that we use all the time...&lt;/strongbad&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
   <line start="807" end="855"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad>In the pool that we've always had... that we use all the time...</strongbad></line>
   &lt;line start=&quot;861&quot; end=&quot;901&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;and the school has always had an elevator!&lt;/line&gt;
   <line start="861" end="901" speaker="strongbad">and the school has always had an elevator!</line>
   &lt;line start=&quot;902&quot; end=&quot;920&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Cool time!&lt;/line&gt;
   <line start="902" end="920" speaker="homestar">Cool time!</line>
   &lt;line start=&quot;921&quot; end=&quot;937&quot; speaker=&quot;marzipan&quot;&gt;Pool time!&lt;/line&gt;
   <line start="921" end="937" speaker="marzipan">Pool time!</line>
   &lt;line start=&quot;942&quot; end=&quot;955&quot; speaker=&quot;coachz&quot;&gt;Cool time?&lt;/line&gt;
   <line start="942" end="955" speaker="coachz">Cool time?</line>
   &lt;line start=&quot;955&quot; end=&quot;973&quot; speaker=&quot;bubs&quot;&gt;Pool time!&lt;/line&gt;
   <line start="955" end="973" speaker="bubs">Pool time!</line>
   &lt;line start=&quot;978&quot; end=&quot;993&quot; speaker=&quot;pompom&quot;&gt;bubbles&lt;/line&gt;
   <line start="978" end="993" speaker="pompom">bubbles</line>
   &lt;line start=&quot;1017&quot; end=&quot;1045&quot; speaker=&quot;thecheat&quot; sfx=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;imitates motorboat&lt;/line&gt;
   <line start="1017" end="1045" speaker="thecheat" sfx="sfx">imitates motorboat</line>
   &lt;line start=&quot;1050&quot; end=&quot;1073&quot; speaker=&quot;thecheat&quot; sfx=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;imitates motorboat&lt;/line&gt;
   <line start="1050" end="1073" speaker="thecheat" sfx="sfx">imitates motorboat</line>
   &lt;line start=&quot;1082&quot; end=&quot;1110&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;All right, ya little sacks of crap,&lt;/line&gt;
   <line start="1082" end="1110" speaker="strongbad">All right, ya little sacks of crap,</line>
   &lt;line start=&quot;1110&quot; end=&quot;1178&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;just so I never have to use this weird foamy thing, lemme explain the pool rules.&lt;/line&gt;
   <line start="1110" end="1178" speaker="strongbad">just so I never have to use this weird foamy thing, lemme explain the pool rules.</line>
   &lt;line start=&quot;1178&quot; end=&quot;1204&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;yes&quot;&gt;Welcome to our 'ool.&lt;/line&gt;
   <line start="1178" end="1204" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">Welcome to our 'ool.</line>
   &lt;line start=&quot;1204&quot; end=&quot;1244&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;yes&quot;&gt;Notice there is no &quot;Take a crap in it&quot; in it.&lt;/line&gt;
   <line start="1204" end="1244" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">Notice there is no "Take a crap in it" in it.</line>
   &lt;line start=&quot;1250&quot; end=&quot;1271&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;yes&quot;&gt;Please keep it that way.&lt;/line&gt;
   <line start="1250" end="1271" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">Please keep it that way.</line>
   &lt;line start=&quot;1271&quot; end=&quot;1296&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;yes&quot;&gt;Poopsmith, don't even try it.&lt;/line&gt;
   <line start="1271" end="1296" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">Poopsmith, don't even try it.</line>
   &lt;line start=&quot;1297&quot; end=&quot;1314&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;futuristic arpeggio&lt;/line&gt;
   <line start="1297" end="1314" speaker="sfx">futuristic arpeggio</line>
   &lt;line start=&quot;1317&quot; end=&quot;1325&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Also,&lt;/line&gt;
   <line start="1317" end="1325" speaker="strongbad">Also,</line>
   &lt;line start=&quot;1325&quot; end=&quot;1360&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;yes&quot;&gt;no rough-horsing, no house-rousing, no butt-patting.&lt;/line&gt;
   <line start="1325" end="1360" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">no rough-horsing, no house-rousing, no butt-patting.</line>
   &lt;line start=&quot;1360&quot; end=&quot;1374&quot; speaker=&quot;coachz&quot; voiceover=&quot;yes&quot;&gt;Aw, nuts!&lt;/line&gt;
   <line start="1360" end="1374" speaker="coachz" voiceover="yes">Aw, nuts!</line>
   &lt;line start=&quot;1374&quot; end=&quot;1402&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;yes&quot;&gt;And no running, no diving, no swimming.&lt;/line&gt;
   <line start="1374" end="1402" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">And no running, no diving, no swimming.</line>
   &lt;line start=&quot;1403&quot; end=&quot;1439&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;But that last one is not very widely enforced.&lt;/line&gt;
   <line start="1403" end="1439" speaker="strongbad">But that last one is not very widely enforced.</line>
   &lt;line start=&quot;1439&quot; end=&quot;1474&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;But most importantly, after you eat,&lt;/line&gt;
   <line start="1439" end="1474" speaker="strongbad">But most importantly, after you eat,</line>
   &lt;line start=&quot;1474&quot; end=&quot;1534&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;wait three full days, get a complete physical, have an ear candling,&lt;/line&gt;
   <line start="1474" end="1534" speaker="strongbad">wait three full days, get a complete physical, have an ear candling,</line>
   &lt;line start=&quot;1534&quot; end=&quot;1593&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;and press UP, A and START before re-entering the pool.&lt;/line&gt;
   <line start="1534" end="1593" speaker="strongbad">and press UP, A and START before re-entering the pool.</line>
   &lt;line start=&quot;1598&quot; end=&quot;1632&quot;&gt;&lt;sfx&gt;crackling&lt;/sfx&gt;&lt;marzipan&gt;Strong Bad, what did you put in this pool water?&lt;/marzipan&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
   <line start="1598" end="1632"><sfx>crackling</sfx><marzipan>Strong Bad, what did you put in this pool water?</marzipan></line>
   &lt;line start=&quot;1632&quot; end=&quot;1673&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;I dunno... chemicals, whatever was under the sink.&lt;/line&gt;
   <line start="1632" end="1673" speaker="strongbad">I dunno... chemicals, whatever was under the sink.</line>
   &lt;line start=&quot;1673&quot; end=&quot;1718&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;yes&quot;&gt;You gotta put chemicals in the pool, right? That's what they say.&lt;/line&gt;
   <line start="1673" end="1718" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">You gotta put chemicals in the pool, right? That's what they say.</line>
   &lt;line start=&quot;1732&quot; end=&quot;1750&quot;&gt;&lt;sfx&gt;crackling&lt;/sfx&gt;&lt;strongbad&gt;And that is all that they say.&lt;/strongbad&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
   <line start="1732" end="1750"><sfx>crackling</sfx><strongbad>And that is all that they say.</strongbad></line>
   &lt;line start=&quot;1750&quot; end=&quot;1798&quot;&gt;&lt;sfx&gt;crackling&lt;/sfx&gt;&lt;marzipan&gt;Well, whatever it is, it's doing wonders for my hair. I can feel it tingling.&lt;/marzipan&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
   <line start="1750" end="1798"><sfx>crackling</sfx><marzipan>Well, whatever it is, it's doing wonders for my hair. I can feel it tingling.</marzipan></line>
   &lt;line start=&quot;1814&quot; end=&quot;1836&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;thunder&lt;/line&gt;
   <line start="1814" end="1836" speaker="sfx">thunder</line>
   &lt;line start=&quot;1836&quot; end=&quot;1858&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Liiiightniiing.&lt;/line&gt;
   <line start="1836" end="1858" speaker="strongbad">Liiiightniiing.</line>
   &lt;line start=&quot;1861&quot; end=&quot;1878&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;You guys know the drill.&lt;/line&gt;
   <line start="1861" end="1878" speaker="strongbad">You guys know the drill.</line>
   &lt;line start=&quot;1878&quot; end=&quot;1905&quot;&gt;
   <line start="1878" end="1905">
     &lt;strongmad sfx=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;groans&lt;/strongmad&gt;
     <strongmad sfx="sfx">groans</strongmad>
     &lt;thecheat sfx=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;groans&lt;/thecheat&gt;
     <thecheat sfx="sfx">groans</thecheat>
     &lt;bubs&gt;Man!&lt;/bubs&gt;
     <bubs>Man!</bubs>
   &lt;/line&gt;
   </line>
   &lt;line start=&quot;1910&quot; end=&quot;1934&quot;&gt;
   <line start="1910" end="1934">
     &lt;coachz sfx=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;groans&lt;/coachz&gt;
     <coachz sfx="sfx">groans</coachz>
     &lt;homestar sfx=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;sighs&lt;/homestar&gt;
     <homestar sfx="sfx">sighs</homestar>
     &lt;kingoftown sfx=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;groans&lt;/kingoftown&gt;
     <kingoftown sfx="sfx">groans</kingoftown>
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   </line>
   &lt;line start=&quot;1953&quot; end=&quot;2000&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;So later on anybody wanna get together a game of &quot;Sharks and Minnows&quot;?&lt;/line&gt;
   <line start="1953" end="2000" speaker="strongbad">So later on anybody wanna get together a game of "Sharks and Minnows"?</line>
   &lt;line start=&quot;2000&quot; end=&quot;2023&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&quot;Einstein and Kreskin&quot;?&lt;/line&gt;
   <line start="2000" end="2023" speaker="strongbad">"Einstein and Kreskin"?</line>
   &lt;line start=&quot;2027&quot; end=&quot;2044&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&quot;Pregnant and seventeen&quot;?&lt;/line&gt;
   <line start="2027" end="2044" speaker="strongbad">"Pregnant and seventeen"?</line>
   &lt;line start=&quot;2044&quot; end=&quot;2121&quot; speaker=&quot;bubs&quot;&gt;Uh-oh! Looks like we should've been playin' &quot;Keep Strong Mad off the freakin' high dive for Pete's sake, man!&quot;&lt;/line&gt;
   <line start="2044" end="2121" speaker="bubs">Uh-oh! Looks like we should've been playin' "Keep Strong Mad off the freakin' high dive for Pete's sake, man!"</line>
   &lt;line start=&quot;2125&quot; end=&quot;2154&quot;&gt;&lt;sfx&gt;boing&lt;/sfx&gt;&lt;strongmad volume=&quot;1.3&quot;&gt;MANNONBALL!&lt;/strongmad&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
   <line start="2125" end="2154"><sfx>boing</sfx><strongmad volume="1.3">MANNONBALL!</strongmad></line>
   &lt;line start=&quot;2155&quot; end=&quot;2162&quot; speaker=&quot;strongmad&quot; sfx=&quot;yes&quot;&gt;squish&lt;/line&gt;
   <line start="2155" end="2162" speaker="strongmad" sfx="yes">squish</line>
   &lt;line start=&quot;2162&quot; end=&quot;2171&quot; sfx=&quot;yes&quot;&gt;woosh&lt;/line&gt;
   <line start="2162" end="2171" sfx="yes">woosh</line>
   &lt;line start=&quot;2171&quot; end=&quot;2192&quot; sfx=&quot;yes&quot;&gt;splash&lt;/line&gt;
   <line start="2171" end="2192" sfx="yes">splash</line>
   &lt;line start=&quot;2192&quot; end=&quot;2212&quot; sfx=&quot;yes&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;SPLASH&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
   <line start="2192" end="2212" sfx="yes"><strong>SPLASH</strong></line>
   &lt;line start=&quot;2212&quot; end=&quot;2222&quot; sfx=&quot;yes&quot;&gt;whistle&lt;/line&gt;
   <line start="2212" end="2222" sfx="yes">whistle</line>
   &lt;line start=&quot;2222&quot; end=&quot;2229&quot;&gt;&lt;sfx&gt;crash&lt;/sfx&gt;&lt;strongbad&gt;Wah!&lt;/strongbad&gt;&lt;/line&gt;
   <line start="2222" end="2229"><sfx>crash</sfx><strongbad>Wah!</strongbad></line>
   &lt;line start=&quot;2239&quot; end=&quot;2254&quot; sfx=&quot;yes&quot;&gt;flush&lt;/line&gt;
   <line start="2239" end="2254" sfx="yes">flush</line>
   &lt;line start=&quot;2261&quot; end=&quot;2289&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;I should really just stop patching that hole.&lt;/line&gt;
   <line start="2261" end="2289" speaker="strongbad">I should really just stop patching that hole.</line>
   &lt;line start=&quot;2296&quot; end=&quot;2329&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Well, it looks like pool season's over.&lt;/line&gt;
   <line start="2296" end="2329" speaker="strongbad">Well, it looks like pool season's over.</line>
   &lt;line start=&quot;2332&quot; end=&quot;2402&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Guess I have to start Back2School shopping. Get some new pencil holders...&lt;/line&gt;
   <line start="2332" end="2402" speaker="strongbad">Guess I have to start Back2School shopping. Get some new pencil holders...</line>
   &lt;line start=&quot;2402&quot; end=&quot;2407&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot; volume=&quot;0.5&quot;&gt;aaaah!&lt;/line&gt;
   <line start="2402" end="2407" speaker="homestar" volume="0.5">aaaah!</line>
   &lt;line start=&quot;2407&quot; end=&quot;2412&quot;&gt;
   <line start="2407" end="2412">
     &lt;homestar volume=&quot;0.7&quot;&gt;aaaah!&lt;/homestar&gt;
     <homestar volume="0.7">aaaah!</homestar>
     &lt;strongbad&gt;stencil folders...&lt;/strongbad&gt;
     <strongbad>stencil folders...</strongbad>
   &lt;/line&gt;
   </line>
   &lt;line start=&quot;2412&quot; end=&quot;2417&quot;&gt;
   <line start="2412" end="2417">
     &lt;homestar volume=&quot;0.9&quot;&gt;aaaah!&lt;/homestar&gt;
     <homestar volume="0.9">aaaah!</homestar>
     &lt;strongbad&gt;stencil folders...&lt;/strongbad&gt;
     <strongbad>stencil folders...</strongbad>
   &lt;/line&gt;
   </line>
   &lt;line start=&quot;2417&quot; end=&quot;2422&quot;&gt;
   <line start="2417" end="2422">
     &lt;homestar volume=&quot;1.1&quot;&gt;aaaah!&lt;/homestar&gt;
     <homestar volume="1.1">aaaah!</homestar>
     &lt;strongbad&gt;stencil folders...&lt;/strongbad&gt;
     <strongbad>stencil folders...</strongbad>
   &lt;/line&gt;
   </line>
   &lt;line start=&quot;2422&quot; end=&quot;2425&quot;&gt;
   <line start="2422" end="2425">
     &lt;homestar volume=&quot;1.3&quot;&gt;aaaah!&lt;/homestar&gt;
     <homestar volume="1.3">aaaah!</homestar>
     &lt;strongbad&gt;stencil folders...&lt;/strongbad&gt;
     <strongbad>stencil folders...</strongbad>
   &lt;/line&gt;
   </line>
   &lt;line start=&quot;2425&quot; end=&quot;2436&quot;&gt;
   <line start="2425" end="2436">
     &lt;sfx volume=&quot;1.2&quot;&gt;CRASH!&lt;/sfx&gt;
     <sfx volume="1.2">CRASH!</sfx>
     &lt;strongbad&gt;Aah!&lt;/strongbad&gt;
     <strongbad>Aah!</strongbad>
   &lt;/line&gt;
   </line>
   &lt;line start=&quot;2454&quot; end=&quot;2509&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Uh, Strong Bad, I think that total wave ruined your 'ool.&lt;/line&gt;
   <line start="2454" end="2509" speaker="homestar">Uh, Strong Bad, I think that total wave ruined your 'ool.</line>
   &lt;line start=&quot;2509&quot; end=&quot;2553&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Ah... I... breaky... spiney...&lt;/line&gt;
   <line start="2509" end="2553" speaker="strongbad">Ah... I... breaky... spiney...</line>
   &lt;line start=&quot;2555&quot; end=&quot;2566&quot; speaker=&quot;thepaper&quot;&gt;Preeeow!&lt;/line&gt;
   <line start="2555" end="2566" speaker="thepaper">Preeeow!</line>
   &lt;line start=&quot;2574&quot; end=&quot;2614&quot; speaker=&quot;strongsad&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;(Monotone)&lt;/em&gt; Wind sou'-sou'west at 10 miles per hour.&lt;/line&gt;
   <line start="2574" end="2614" speaker="strongsad"><em>(Monotone)</em> Wind sou'-sou'west at 10 miles per hour.</line>
   &lt;line start=&quot;2614&quot; end=&quot;2647&quot; speaker=&quot;strongsad&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;(Monotone)&lt;/em&gt; Sunset at 8:45 PM.&lt;/line&gt;
   <line start="2614" end="2647" speaker="strongsad"><em>(Monotone)</em> Sunset at 8:45 PM.</line>
   &lt;line start=&quot;2647&quot; end=&quot;2682&quot; speaker=&quot;strongsad&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;(Monotone)&lt;/em&gt; Baseball games at 2, 11, and 3.&lt;/line&gt;
   <line start="2647" end="2682" speaker="strongsad"><em>(Monotone)</em> Baseball games at 2, 11, and 3.</line>
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  <line start="15" end="55" speaker="strongbad">
    <em>(rapping)</em> I'll take you back to a time when e-mail was king!
  </line>
  <line start="60" end="90" speaker="strongbad">"How hot is it right now in Strongbadia?"</line>
  <line start="91" end="100" speaker="sfx">record scratch</line>
  <line start="100" end="130" speaker="strongbad">Note to viewers: This is Strong Badia.</line>
  <line start="133" end="145" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">
    Not this, <span style="visibility:hidden">this, or this.</span>
  </line>
  <line start="145" end="153" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">
    Not this, this, <span style="visibility:hidden">or this.</span>
  </line>
  <line start="153" end="163" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">
    Not this, this, or this.
  </line>
  <line start="165" end="174" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Just this.</line>
  <line start="177" end="203" speaker="strongbad">We clear? Now gimme five.</line>
  <line start="205" end="248" speaker="strongbad">"We're boiling over here. What do you do to keep cool?"</line>
  <line start="249" end="285" speaker="strongbad">"Tom B. Sunnyvale, Cactus Area."</line>
<line start="288" end="324" speaker="strongbad">I'm not exactly sure how hot it is round here, Tomby.</line>
<line start="324" end="381" speaker="strongbad">But we do have an old-timey, made-uppy, no-worky way of finding out!</line>
<line start="384" end="407" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">We carefully place a spoonful of hoisin sauce on Strong Sad's disturbing soft-serve flip.</line>
<line start="407" end="425">
<strongbad voiceover="yes">We carefully place a spoonful of hoisin sauce on Strong Sad's disturbing soft-serve flip.</strongbad> <sfx>"growing" noise</sfx> <!-- ed: better description needed -bc --> </line>
<line start="425" end="468" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">We carefully place a spoonful of hoisin sauce on Strong Sad's disturbing soft-serve flip.</line>
<line start="482" end="503" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">And then we just... ask him.</line>
<line start="504" end="511">
  <strongbad>Hey!</strongbad>
  <span style="visibility:hidden">
    <sfx>SLAM!</sfx>
    <strongsad>Ough!</strongsad>
  </span>
</line>
<line start="511" end="513">
  <strongbad>Hey!</strongbad>
  <sfx>SLAM!</sfx>
  <span style="visibility:hidden">
    <strongsad>Ough!</strongsad>
  </span>
</line>
<line start="513" end="517">
  <strongbad>Hey!</strongbad>
  <sfx>SLAM!</sfx>
  <strongsad>Ough!</strongsad>
</line>
  <line start="517" end="548" speaker="strongbad">Trundle bed, how hot it is right now?</line>
  <line start="548" end="620" speaker="strongsad"><em>(Monotone)</em> Current temperature: 97, 98 degrees... humidity: 25 percent...</line>
  <line start="620" end="668" speaker="strongsad"><em>(Monotone)</em> barometric pressure's 30.05 inches mercury...</line>
  <line start="670" end="710" speaker="strongsad"><em>(Monotone)</em> I'm gonna eat this spoonful of hoisin sauce...</line>
  <line start="717" end="744" speaker="strongbad">You hear that?! The high nineties!</line>
  <line start="748" end="769" speaker="strongbad">You know what that means!</line>
  <line start="776" end="807">
    <strongbad>COOL TIME, POOL TIME!!!</strongbad>
    <strongmad volume="1.3">COOL TIME, POOL TIME!!!</strongmad>
  </line>
  <line start="807" end="855"><sfx>music</sfx><strongbad>In the pool that we've always had... that we use all the time...</strongbad></line>
  <line start="861" end="901" speaker="strongbad">and the school has always had an elevator!</line>
  <line start="902" end="920" speaker="homestar">Cool time!</line>
  <line start="921" end="937" speaker="marzipan">Pool time!</line>
  <line start="942" end="955" speaker="coachz">Cool time?</line>
  <line start="955" end="973" speaker="bubs">Pool time!</line>
  <line start="978" end="993" speaker="pompom">bubbles</line>
  <line start="1017" end="1045" speaker="thecheat" sfx="sfx">imitates motorboat</line>
  <line start="1050" end="1073" speaker="thecheat" sfx="sfx">imitates motorboat</line>
  <line start="1082" end="1110" speaker="strongbad">All right, ya little sacks of crap,</line>
  <line start="1110" end="1178" speaker="strongbad">just so I never have to use this weird foamy thing, lemme explain the pool rules.</line>
  <line start="1178" end="1204" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">Welcome to our 'ool.</line>
  <line start="1204" end="1244" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">Notice there is no "Take a crap in it" in it.</line>
  <line start="1250" end="1271" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">Please keep it that way.</line>
  <line start="1271" end="1296" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">Poopsmith, don't even try it.</line>
  <line start="1297" end="1314" speaker="sfx">futuristic arpeggio</line>
  <line start="1317" end="1325" speaker="strongbad">Also,</line>
  <line start="1325" end="1360" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">no rough-horsing, no house-rousing, no butt-patting.</line>
  <line start="1360" end="1374" speaker="coachz" voiceover="yes">Aw, nuts!</line>
  <line start="1374" end="1402" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">And no running, no diving, no swimming.</line>
  <line start="1403" end="1439" speaker="strongbad">But that last one is not very widely enforced.</line>
  <line start="1439" end="1474" speaker="strongbad">But most importantly, after you eat,</line>
  <line start="1474" end="1534" speaker="strongbad">wait three full days, get a complete physical, have an ear candling,</line>
  <line start="1534" end="1593" speaker="strongbad">and press UP, A and START before re-entering the pool.</line>
  <line start="1598" end="1632"><sfx>crackling</sfx><marzipan>Strong Bad, what did you put in this pool water?</marzipan></line>
  <line start="1632" end="1673" speaker="strongbad">I dunno... chemicals, whatever was under the sink.</line>
  <line start="1673" end="1718" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yes">You gotta put chemicals in the pool, right? That's what they say.</line>
  <line start="1732" end="1750"><sfx>crackling</sfx><strongbad>And that is all that they say.</strongbad></line>
  <line start="1750" end="1798"><sfx>crackling</sfx><marzipan>Well, whatever it is, it's doing wonders for my hair. I can feel it tingling.</marzipan></line>
  <line start="1814" end="1836" speaker="sfx">thunder</line>
  <line start="1836" end="1858" speaker="strongbad">Liiiightniiing.</line>
  <line start="1861" end="1878" speaker="strongbad">You guys know the drill.</line>
  <line start="1878" end="1905">
    <strongmad sfx="sfx">groans</strongmad>
    <thecheat sfx="sfx">groans</thecheat>
    <bubs>Man!</bubs>
  </line>
  <line start="1910" end="1934">
    <coachz sfx="sfx">groans</coachz>
    <homestar sfx="sfx">sighs</homestar>
    <kingoftown sfx="sfx">groans</kingoftown>
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  <line start="1953" end="2000" speaker="strongbad">So later on anybody wanna get together a game of "Sharks and Minnows"?</line>
  <line start="2000" end="2023" speaker="strongbad">"Einstein and Kreskin"?</line>
  <line start="2027" end="2044" speaker="strongbad">"Pregnant and seventeen"?</line>
  <line start="2044" end="2121" speaker="bubs">Uh-oh! Looks like we should've been playin' "Keep Strong Mad off the freakin' high dive for Pete's sake, man!"</line>
  <line start="2125" end="2154"><sfx>boing</sfx><strongmad volume="1.3">MANNONBALL!</strongmad></line>
  <line start="2155" end="2162" speaker="strongmad" sfx="yes">squish</line>
  <line start="2162" end="2171" sfx="yes">woosh</line>
  <line start="2171" end="2192" sfx="yes">splash</line>
  <line start="2192" end="2212" sfx="yes"><strong>SPLASH</strong></line>
  <line start="2212" end="2222" sfx="yes">whistle</line>
  <line start="2222" end="2229"><sfx>crash</sfx><strongbad>Wah!</strongbad></line>
  <line start="2239" end="2254" sfx="yes">flush</line>
  <line start="2261" end="2289" speaker="strongbad">I should really just stop patching that hole.</line>
  <line start="2296" end="2329" speaker="strongbad">Well, it looks like pool season's over.</line>
  <line start="2332" end="2402" speaker="strongbad">Guess I have to start Back2School shopping. Get some new pencil holders...</line>
  <line start="2402" end="2407" speaker="homestar" volume="0.5">aaaah!</line>
  <line start="2407" end="2412">
    <homestar volume="0.7">aaaah!</homestar>
    <strongbad>stencil folders...</strongbad>
  </line>
  <line start="2412" end="2417">
    <homestar volume="0.9">aaaah!</homestar>
    <strongbad>stencil folders...</strongbad>
  </line>
  <line start="2417" end="2422">
    <homestar volume="1.1">aaaah!</homestar>
    <strongbad>stencil folders...</strongbad>
  </line>
  <line start="2422" end="2425">
    <homestar volume="1.3">aaaah!</homestar>
    <strongbad>stencil folders...</strongbad>
  </line>
  <line start="2425" end="2436">
    <sfx volume="1.2">CRASH!</sfx>
    <strongbad>Aah!</strongbad>
  </line>
  <line start="2454" end="2509" speaker="homestar">Uh, Strong Bad, I think that total wave ruined your 'ool.</line>
  <line start="2509" end="2553" speaker="strongbad">Ah... I... breaky... spiney...</line>
  <line start="2555" end="2566" speaker="thepaper">Preeeow!</line>
  <line start="2574" end="2614" speaker="strongsad"><em>(Monotone)</em> Wind sou'-sou'west at 10 miles per hour.</line>
  <line start="2614" end="2647" speaker="strongsad"><em>(Monotone)</em> Sunset at 8:45 PM.</line>
  <line start="2647" end="2682" speaker="strongsad"><em>(Monotone)</em> Baseball games at 2, 11, and 3.</line>
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