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    &lt;line start=&quot;15&quot; end=&quot;80&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Don't you wanna email, don't you need a email, don't you turn your life around!&lt;/line&gt;
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    &lt;line start=&quot;86&quot; end=&quot;127&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&quot;Dear Strong Bad; I'm a middle school technology teacher.&quot;&lt;/line&gt;
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    &lt;line start=&quot;132&quot; end=&quot;189&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&quot;I would really appreciate it if you could come up with an introduction I could use for my new classes.&quot;&lt;/line&gt;
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    &lt;line start=&quot;194&quot; end=&quot;242&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&quot;Thanks. Jay, Os-we-go to New York&quot;&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;248&quot; end=&quot;282&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;You would really appreciate it? That's it?&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;287&quot; end=&quot;355&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Man, back in the ol-dèn days, I could get upwards of 3 chickens, a sack of barley,&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;359&quot; end=&quot;419&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;and a half-dead goat all for doing one of my technology intromercials.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;429&quot; end=&quot;480&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Well, I sure hope JCPenney's accepts really appreciate it's,&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;483&quot; end=&quot;538&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;'cause I know for a fact they stopped taking I'll be your best friend's a while ago.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;546&quot; end=&quot;618&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Either way, middle school kids are all idiots and they need as much of my help and guidance as they can get.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;636&quot; end=&quot;720&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;One, zero zero, one one, zero, one, one zero, one one zero, zero one.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;725&quot; end=&quot;771&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;You may not have understood me, but I was speaking technology.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;778&quot; end=&quot;815&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;The word &quot;technology&quot;... means... &quot;magic&quot;.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;819&quot; end=&quot;868&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;It's basically anything that's really cool that you don't know how it works.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;872&quot; end=&quot;904&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;And if it breaks, you have to buy a new one.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;909&quot; end=&quot;957&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Why, I've got some technology beneath my pants right now! Whoo-ya!&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;959&quot; end=&quot;1043&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;This is a diskette. Diskettes were invented by computers to help us. Like how cows invented milk.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1052&quot; end=&quot;1115&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;The two warring factions of diskettes are floppy disks and hard disks.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1120&quot; end=&quot;1158&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;I prefer these big ones because they hold more memory,&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1162&quot; end=&quot;1206&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;although you have to fold them up to fit them into these new computers.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1211&quot; end=&quot;1255&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Another thing you'll need is your very own email address.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1261&quot; end=&quot;1279&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Just take your favorite hobby,&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1285&quot; end=&quot;1326&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;add kid, grrl, pie or izzle,&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1330&quot; end=&quot;1361&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;and put a bunch of numbers at the end!&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1377&quot; end=&quot;1429&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Robots are technology shaped like square people.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1436&quot; end=&quot;1492&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;They are primarily used for destroying Japan and serving hors d'œuvres.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1493&quot; end=&quot;1521&quot; speaker=&quot;thecheat&quot;&gt;robotic The Cheat noises&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1522&quot; end=&quot;1563&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Ah, The Cheatbot! I would love a stuffed grape leaf!&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1579&quot; end=&quot;1648&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Originally, tellular cellaphones were for sending misspelled messages to your friends,&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1651&quot; end=&quot;1678&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;telling them where you are in the food court.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1683&quot; end=&quot;1691&quot; speaker=&quot;pompom&quot;&gt;bubbles&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1696&quot; end=&quot;1729&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Pom Pom just bought movie tickets with his cell phone!&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1731&quot; end=&quot;1740&quot; speaker=&quot;pompom&quot;&gt;bubbles&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1741&quot; end=&quot;1774&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Oh, he just watched a movie on his cell phone!&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1775&quot; end=&quot;1784&quot; speaker=&quot;pompom&quot;&gt;bubbles&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1785&quot; end=&quot;1849&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Oh oh oh! Pom Pom just wrote, directed, produced, and distributed a movie with his cell phone!&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1866&quot; end=&quot;1879&quot; speaker=&quot;pompom&quot;&gt;bubbles&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1881&quot; end=&quot;1919&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;and he just got into Sundance! High-five, brother!&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1934&quot; end=&quot;1973&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Uh, cool, right. I'll, uh... see-you later.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;1995&quot; end=&quot;2020&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;What are you still doing here, The Cheatbot?&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;2026&quot; end=&quot;2100&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;The future of technology, or at least what people won't shut up about, is wireless.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;2106&quot; end=&quot;2119&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;You know, things like&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;2124&quot; end=&quot;2178&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;walkmans, flashlights, and solar calculators.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;2184&quot; end=&quot;2230&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Look, I can make mine say &quot;oboe shoes&quot;!&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;2244&quot; end=&quot;2340&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;And then there's the Lappy, which rules over technology with a 42 pound, allegedly portable fist.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;2347&quot; end=&quot;2391&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Watch as it magically saves this screen.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;2418&quot; end=&quot;2493&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;The screen is saved, man. This thing's gonna last like 50 years!&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;2500&quot; end=&quot;2566&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;All right, awkward children, I'm all done kickin' my tech-knowledge. Now leave me alone!&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;2572&quot; end=&quot;2624&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Got to find my way out of these catacombs...&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;2642&quot; end=&quot;2740&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Left... left... no, right... no, left... OK... just keep goin'... Strong Bad... style...&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;2809&quot; end=&quot;2829&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Where are you taking me, Lappy?&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;2884&quot; end=&quot;2916&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Man... I throwed up all over this maze.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;2930&quot; end=&quot;2973&quot; speaker=&quot;strongsad&quot;&gt;I keep telling you they're both floppy disks!&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;2974&quot; end=&quot;3006&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;You think this is a floppy disk?&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;3007&quot; end=&quot;3024&quot; speaker=&quot;strongsad&quot;&gt;Yes, it is!&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;3028&quot; end=&quot;3038&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;It's not a hard disk?&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;3043&quot; end=&quot;3052&quot; speaker=&quot;strongsad&quot;&gt;No.&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;3058&quot; end=&quot;3071&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;And you're sure about this?&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;3077&quot; end=&quot;3087&quot; speaker=&quot;strongsad&quot;&gt;Absolu-&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;3088&quot; end=&quot;3096&quot; speaker=&quot;strongsad&quot;&gt;Ow!&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;3108&quot; end=&quot;3198&quot; speaker=&quot;bubs&quot;&gt;Get your wireless extension cords. Three for three hundred! Lightweight, existent, and shockproof!&lt;/line&gt;
    &lt;line start=&quot;3201&quot; end=&quot;3229&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Umm... I'll take fooour!&lt;/line&gt;
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    <line start="15" end="80" speaker="strongbad">Don't you wanna email, don't you need a email, don't you turn your life around!</line>
    <line start="86" end="127" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Strong Bad; I'm a middle school technology teacher."</line>
    <line start="132" end="189" speaker="strongbad">"I would really appreciate it if you could come up with an introduction I could use for my new classes."</line>
    <line start="194" end="242" speaker="strongbad">"Thanks. Jay, Os-we-go to New York"</line>
    <line start="248" end="282" speaker="strongbad">You would really appreciate it? That's it?</line>
    <line start="287" end="355" speaker="strongbad">Man, back in the ol-dèn days, I could get upwards of 3 chickens, a sack of barley,</line>
    <line start="359" end="419" speaker="strongbad">and a half-dead goat all for doing one of my technology intromercials.</line>
    <line start="429" end="480" speaker="strongbad">Well, I sure hope JCPenney's accepts really appreciate it's,</line>
    <line start="483" end="538" speaker="strongbad">'cause I know for a fact they stopped taking I'll be your best friend's a while ago.</line>
    <line start="546" end="618" speaker="strongbad">Either way, middle school kids are all idiots and they need as much of my help and guidance as they can get.</line>
    <line start="636" end="720" speaker="strongbad">One, zero zero, one one, zero, one, one zero, one one zero, zero one.</line>
    <line start="725" end="771" speaker="strongbad">You may not have understood me, but I was speaking technology.</line>
    <line start="778" end="815" speaker="strongbad">The word "technology"... means... "magic".</line>
    <line start="819" end="868" speaker="strongbad">It's basically anything that's really cool that you don't know how it works.</line>
    <line start="872" end="904" speaker="strongbad">And if it breaks, you have to buy a new one.</line>
    <line start="909" end="957" speaker="strongbad">Why, I've got some technology beneath my pants right now! Whoo-ya!</line>
    <line start="959" end="1043" speaker="strongbad">This is a diskette. Diskettes were invented by computers to help us. Like how cows invented milk.</line>
    <line start="1052" end="1115" speaker="strongbad">The two warring factions of diskettes are floppy disks and hard disks.</line>
    <line start="1120" end="1158" speaker="strongbad">I prefer these big ones because they hold more memory,</line>
    <line start="1162" end="1206" speaker="strongbad">although you have to fold them up to fit them into these new computers.</line>
    <line start="1211" end="1255" speaker="strongbad">Another thing you'll need is your very own email address.</line>
    <line start="1261" end="1279" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Just take your favorite hobby,</line>
    <line start="1285" end="1326" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">add kid, grrl, pie or izzle,</line>
    <line start="1330" end="1361" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">and put a bunch of numbers at the end!</line>
    <line start="1377" end="1429" speaker="strongbad">Robots are technology shaped like square people.</line>
    <line start="1436" end="1492" speaker="strongbad">They are primarily used for destroying Japan and serving hors d'œuvres.</line>
    <line start="1493" end="1521" speaker="thecheat">robotic The Cheat noises</line>
    <line start="1522" end="1563" speaker="strongbad">Ah, The Cheatbot! I would love a stuffed grape leaf!</line>
    <line start="1579" end="1648" speaker="strongbad">Originally, tellular cellaphones were for sending misspelled messages to your friends,</line>
    <line start="1651" end="1678" speaker="strongbad">telling them where you are in the food court.</line>
    <line start="1683" end="1691" speaker="pompom">bubbles</line>
    <line start="1696" end="1729" speaker="strongbad">Pom Pom just bought movie tickets with his cell phone!</line>
    <line start="1731" end="1740" speaker="pompom">bubbles</line>
    <line start="1741" end="1774" speaker="strongbad">Oh, he just watched a movie on his cell phone!</line>
    <line start="1775" end="1784" speaker="pompom">bubbles</line>
    <line start="1785" end="1849" speaker="strongbad">Oh oh oh! Pom Pom just wrote, directed, produced, and distributed a movie with his cell phone!</line>
    <line start="1866" end="1879" speaker="pompom">bubbles</line>
    <line start="1881" end="1919" speaker="strongbad">and he just got into Sundance! High-five, brother!</line>
    <line start="1934" end="1973" speaker="strongbad">Uh, cool, right. I'll, uh... see-you later.</line>
    <line start="1995" end="2020" speaker="strongbad">What are you still doing here, The Cheatbot?</line>
    <line start="2026" end="2100" speaker="strongbad">The future of technology, or at least what people won't shut up about, is wireless.</line>
    <line start="2106" end="2119" speaker="strongbad">You know, things like</line>
    <line start="2124" end="2178" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">walkmans, flashlights, and solar calculators.</line>
    <line start="2184" end="2230" speaker="strongbad">Look, I can make mine say "oboe shoes"!</line>
    <line start="2244" end="2340" speaker="strongbad">And then there's the Lappy, which rules over technology with a 42 pound, allegedly portable fist.</line>
    <line start="2347" end="2391" speaker="strongbad">Watch as it magically saves this screen.</line>
    <line start="2418" end="2493" speaker="strongbad">The screen is saved, man. This thing's gonna last like 50 years!</line>
    <line start="2500" end="2566" speaker="strongbad">All right, awkward children, I'm all done kickin' my tech-knowledge. Now leave me alone!</line>
    <line start="2572" end="2624" speaker="strongbad">Got to find my way out of these catacombs...</line>
    <line start="2642" end="2740" speaker="strongbad">Left... left... no, right... no, left... OK... just keep goin'... Strong Bad... style...</line>
    <line start="2809" end="2829" speaker="strongbad">Where are you taking me, Lappy?</line>
    <line start="2884" end="2916" speaker="strongbad">Man... I throwed up all over this maze.</line>
    <line start="2930" end="2973" speaker="strongsad">I keep telling you they're both floppy disks!</line>
    <line start="2974" end="3006" speaker="strongbad">You think this is a floppy disk?</line>
    <line start="3007" end="3024" speaker="strongsad">Yes, it is!</line>
    <line start="3028" end="3038" speaker="strongbad">It's not a hard disk?</line>
    <line start="3043" end="3052" speaker="strongsad">No.</line>
    <line start="3058" end="3071" speaker="strongbad">And you're sure about this?</line>
    <line start="3077" end="3087" speaker="strongsad">Absolu-</line>
    <line start="3088" end="3096" speaker="strongsad">Ow!</line>
    <line start="3108" end="3198" speaker="bubs">Get your wireless extension cords. Three for three hundred! Lightweight, existent, and shockproof!</line>
    <line start="3201" end="3229" speaker="homestar">Umm... I'll take fooour!</line>
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    <line start="15" end="80" speaker="strongbad">Don't you wanna email, don't you need a email, don't you turn your life around!</line>
    <line start="86" end="127" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Strong Bad; I'm a middle school technology teacher."</line>
    <line start="132" end="189" speaker="strongbad">"I would really appreciate it if you could come up with an introduction I could use for my new classes."</line>
    <line start="194" end="242" speaker="strongbad">"Thanks. Jay, Os-we-go to New York"</line>
    <line start="248" end="282" speaker="strongbad">You would really appreciate it? That's it?</line>
    <line start="287" end="355" speaker="strongbad">Man, back in the ol-dèn days, I could get upwards of 3 chickens, a sack of barley,</line>
    <line start="359" end="419" speaker="strongbad">and a half-dead goat all for doing one of my technology intromercials.</line>
    <line start="429" end="480" speaker="strongbad">Well, I sure hope JCPenney's accepts really appreciate it's,</line>
    <line start="483" end="538" speaker="strongbad">'cause I know for a fact they stopped taking I'll be your best friend's a while ago.</line>
    <line start="546" end="618" speaker="strongbad">Either way, middle school kids are all idiots and they need as much of my help and guidance as they can get.</line>
    <line start="636" end="720" speaker="strongbad">One, zero zero, one one, zero, one, one zero, one one zero, zero one.</line>
    <line start="725" end="771" speaker="strongbad">You may not have understood me, but I was speaking technology.</line>
    <line start="778" end="815" speaker="strongbad">The word "technology"... means... "magic".</line>
    <line start="819" end="868" speaker="strongbad">It's basically anything that's really cool that you don't know how it works.</line>
    <line start="872" end="904" speaker="strongbad">And if it breaks, you have to buy a new one.</line>
    <line start="909" end="957" speaker="strongbad">Why, I've got some technology beneath my pants right now! Whoo-ya!</line>
    <line start="959" end="1043" speaker="strongbad">This is a diskette. Diskettes were invented by computers to help us. Like how cows invented milk.</line>
    <line start="1052" end="1115" speaker="strongbad">The two warring factions of diskettes are floppy disks and hard disks.</line>
    <line start="1120" end="1158" speaker="strongbad">I prefer these big ones because they hold more memory,</line>
    <line start="1162" end="1206" speaker="strongbad">although you have to fold them up to fit them into these new computers.</line>
    <line start="1211" end="1255" speaker="strongbad">Another thing you'll need is your very own email address.</line>
    <line start="1261" end="1279" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Just take your favorite hobby,</line>
    <line start="1285" end="1326" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">add kid, grrl, pie or izzle,</line>
    <line start="1330" end="1361" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">and put a bunch of numbers at the end!</line>
    <line start="1377" end="1429" speaker="strongbad">Robots are technology shaped like square people.</line>
    <line start="1436" end="1492" speaker="strongbad">They are primarily used for destroying Japan and serving hors d'œuvres.</line>
    <line start="1493" end="1521" speaker="thecheat">robotic The Cheat noises</line>
    <line start="1522" end="1563" speaker="strongbad">Ah, The Cheatbot! I would love a stuffed grape leaf!</line>
    <line start="1579" end="1648" speaker="strongbad">Originally, tellular cellaphones were for sending misspelled messages to your friends,</line>
    <line start="1651" end="1678" speaker="strongbad">telling them where you are in the food court.</line>
    <line start="1683" end="1691" speaker="pompom">bubbles</line>
    <line start="1696" end="1729" speaker="strongbad">Pom Pom just bought movie tickets with his cell phone!</line>
    <line start="1731" end="1740" speaker="pompom">bubbles</line>
    <line start="1741" end="1774" speaker="strongbad">Oh, he just watched a movie on his cell phone!</line>
    <line start="1775" end="1784" speaker="pompom">bubbles</line>
    <line start="1785" end="1849" speaker="strongbad">Oh oh oh! Pom Pom just wrote, directed, produced, and distributed a movie with his cell phone!</line>
    <line start="1866" end="1879" speaker="pompom">bubbles</line>
    <line start="1881" end="1919" speaker="strongbad">and he just got into Sundance! High-five, brother!</line>
    <line start="1934" end="1973" speaker="strongbad">Uh, cool, right. I'll, uh... see-you later.</line>
    <line start="1995" end="2020" speaker="strongbad">What are you still doing here, The Cheatbot?</line>
    <line start="2026" end="2100" speaker="strongbad">The future of technology, or at least what people won't shut up about, is wireless.</line>
    <line start="2106" end="2119" speaker="strongbad">You know, things like</line>
    <line start="2124" end="2178" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">walkmans, flashlights, and solar calculators.</line>
    <line start="2184" end="2230" speaker="strongbad">Look, I can make mine say "oboe shoes"!</line>
    <line start="2244" end="2340" speaker="strongbad">And then there's the Lappy, which rules over technology with a 42 pound, allegedly portable fist.</line>
    <line start="2347" end="2391" speaker="strongbad">Watch as it magically saves this screen.</line>
    <line start="2418" end="2493" speaker="strongbad">The screen is saved, man. This thing's gonna last like 50 years!</line>
    <line start="2500" end="2566" speaker="strongbad">All right, awkward children, I'm all done kickin' my tech-knowledge. Now leave me alone!</line>
    <line start="2572" end="2624" speaker="strongbad">Got to find my way out of these catacombs...</line>
    <line start="2642" end="2740" speaker="strongbad">Left... left... no, right... no, left... OK... just keep goin'... Strong Bad... style...</line>
    <line start="2809" end="2829" speaker="strongbad">Where are you taking me, Lappy?</line>
    <line start="2884" end="2916" speaker="strongbad">Man... I throwed up all over this maze.</line>
    <line start="2930" end="2973" speaker="strongsad">I keep telling you they're both floppy disks!</line>
    <line start="2974" end="3006" speaker="strongbad">You think this is a floppy disk?</line>
    <line start="3007" end="3024" speaker="strongsad">Yes, it is!</line>
    <line start="3028" end="3038" speaker="strongbad">It's not a hard disk?</line>
    <line start="3043" end="3052" speaker="strongsad">No.</line>
    <line start="3058" end="3071" speaker="strongbad">And you're sure about this?</line>
    <line start="3077" end="3087" speaker="strongsad">Absolu-</line>
    <line start="3088" end="3096" speaker="strongsad">Ow!</line>
    <line start="3108" end="3198" speaker="bubs">Get your wireless extension cords. Three for three hundred! Lightweight, existent, and shockproof!</line>
    <line start="3201" end="3229" speaker="homestar">Umm... I'll take fooour!</line>
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