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&lt;line start=&quot;16&quot; end=&quot;38&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;And if I email you!&lt;/line&gt;
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&lt;line start=&quot;40&quot; end=&quot;72&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Girl, woman! Oh would you email me?&lt;/line&gt;
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&lt;line start=&quot;73&quot; end=&quot;97&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Girl, woman!&lt;/line&gt;
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&lt;line start=&quot;101&quot; end=&quot;116&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&quot;Dear Strong Bad,&quot;&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;117&quot; end=&quot;142&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&quot;Why doesn't Homestar ever wear pants?&quot;&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;144&quot; end=&quot;182&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&quot;It's kind of creepy how he walks around with no pants on all the time.&quot;&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;183&quot; end=&quot;216&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&quot;Anyway, blabbity blah, blah blebbity bloo,&quot;&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;220&quot; end=&quot;241&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&quot;I don't care, just get him some pants!&quot;&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;245&quot; end=&quot;264&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&quot;Toot-less, Clanky.&quot;&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;267&quot; end=&quot;316&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Aw, too long Clanky, too looong!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;317&quot; end=&quot;338&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Good thing you didn't indent, man,&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;339&quot; end=&quot;376&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;or this never woulda made it past my 2nd paragraph filter:&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;377&quot; end=&quot;390&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Edga Jr.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;390&quot; end=&quot;395&quot;&gt;
&lt;strongbad&gt;Edga Jr.&lt;/strongbad&gt;
&lt;sfx&gt;computer beeps&lt;/sfx&gt;
&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;395&quot; end=&quot;404&quot;&gt;&lt;line start=&quot;390&quot; end=&quot;395&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;
&lt;strongbad&gt;Edga Jr.&lt;/strongbad&gt;&lt;/span&gt;
&lt;sfx&gt;computer beeps&lt;/sfx&gt;
&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;405&quot; end=&quot;473&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Aw, look at him. He's one o' them red-haireded rapscalli... wags.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;475&quot; end=&quot;510&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Well, I think we can salvage this one with a little editing.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;511&quot; end=&quot;544&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Let me once again call upon the services of my trusty,&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;545&quot; end=&quot;559&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;somewhat dusty,&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;560&quot; end=&quot;603&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;electronic light-pen input high-tech expensive device!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;607&quot; end=&quot;621&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Now in HD!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;625&quot; end=&quot;685&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Just have to shake up the...expensive electrons here...&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;689&quot; end=&quot;715&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;All set! So, let's see!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;770&quot; end=&quot;800&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; volume=&quot;0.7&quot;&gt;Expensive high-tech device...&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;802&quot; end=&quot;825&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;There! Now let's see what we got!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;830&quot; end=&quot;843&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&quot;Dear Strong Bad,&quot;&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;845&quot; end=&quot;859&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&quot;Why wear pants?&quot;&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;861&quot; end=&quot;890&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&quot;Creepy pants all the time get some.&quot;&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;893&quot; end=&quot;922&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&quot;Maybe parachute, maybe clown care.&quot;&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;925&quot; end=&quot;940&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&quot;Some ants toot!&quot;&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;941&quot; end=&quot;951&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&quot;Clanky.&quot;&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;958&quot; end=&quot;990&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Now &lt;em&gt;there's&lt;/em&gt; an email worth answering!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;992&quot; end=&quot;1022&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Some ants toot. Tee-hee!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1027&quot; end=&quot;1050&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;So, why wear pants?&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1053&quot; end=&quot;1110&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;An age old question. Was it not Adam West who once said, &quot;E—&quot;&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1110&quot; end=&quot;1138&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Hey, Strong Bad, check out my creepy pants!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1138&quot; end=&quot;1147&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Ew, Homestar! What're you wearing them Daisy Dukes for?!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1147&quot; end=&quot;1162&quot;&gt;
&lt;strongbad&gt;Ew, Homestar! What're you wearing them Daisy Dukes for?!&lt;/strongbad&gt;
&lt;sfx&gt;sheen&lt;/sfx&gt;
&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1162&quot; end=&quot;1185&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Ew, Homestar! What're you wearing them Daisy Dukes for?!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1185&quot; end=&quot;1214&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;'Cuz you said, &quot;Creepy pants all the time get some.&quot;&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1216&quot; end=&quot;1230&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Get some what?&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1232&quot; end=&quot;1256&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;I dunno. Light globes?&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1262&quot; end=&quot;1276&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;...Light globes.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1278&quot; end=&quot;1308&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;You know, like in a lamp! Light globes!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1309&quot; end=&quot;1322&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;sheen&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1322&quot; end=&quot;1374&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;So... You put on hot pants in the hopes of getting some lightbulbs.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1375&quot; end=&quot;1386&quot;&gt;
&lt;homestar&gt;Globes.&lt;/homestar&gt;
&lt;sfx&gt;sheen&lt;/sfx&gt;
&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1388&quot; end=&quot;1420&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Well, since you're here, let's talk about your pants.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1421&quot; end=&quot;1456&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Or your lack thereof... Daisy Dukes aside.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1456&quot; end=&quot;1480&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;What are you talking about, Strong Bad?&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1482&quot; end=&quot;1501&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;I wear long pants.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1503&quot; end=&quot;1545&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Um... no, from what I can tell, you wear&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1546&quot; end=&quot;1594&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;no&lt;/em&gt; pants and have blue soles glued to the bottoms of your feet.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1595&quot; end=&quot;1618&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Well, that's simply not true!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1618&quot; end=&quot;1664&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;I have long pants, I wear long pants. I'm a long pants man, long pants, long pants!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1665&quot; end=&quot;1689&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Okay, calm down... I didn't mean to—&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1689&quot; end=&quot;1701&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Long pants, Strong Bad!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1703&quot; end=&quot;1730&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;The longest pants! Everybody everybody! Longest pants!&lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1730&quot; end=&quot;1732&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;
    &lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;long-------long-------long-------long-------long-------&lt;/span&gt;Long&lt;br /&gt;
  &lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1732&quot; end=&quot;1734&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;
    &lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;long-------long-------long-------long-------&lt;/span&gt;long&lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;-------&lt;/span&gt;Long&lt;br /&gt;
  &lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1734&quot; end=&quot;1736&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;
    long&lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;-------long-------long-------long-------&lt;/span&gt;long&lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;-------&lt;/span&gt;Long&lt;br /&gt;
  &lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1736&quot; end=&quot;1738&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;
    long&lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;-------long-------long-------&lt;/span&gt;long&lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;-------&lt;/span&gt;long&lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;-------&lt;/span&gt;Long&lt;br /&gt;
  &lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1738&quot; end=&quot;1740&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;
    long&lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;-------&lt;/span&gt;long&lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;-------long-------&lt;/span&gt;long&lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;-------&lt;/span&gt;long&lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;-------&lt;/span&gt;Long&lt;br /&gt;
  &lt;/line&gt;
  &lt;line start=&quot;1740&quot; end=&quot;1743&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;
    long&lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;-------&lt;/span&gt;long&lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;-------&lt;/span&gt;long&lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;-------&lt;/span&gt;long&lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;-------&lt;/span&gt;long&lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;-------&lt;/span&gt;Long&lt;br /&gt;
  &lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1743&quot; end=&quot;1749&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;long&lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;-------&lt;/span&gt;long&lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;-------&lt;/span&gt;long&lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;-------&lt;/span&gt;long&lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;-------&lt;/span&gt;long&lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;-------&lt;/span&gt;Long&lt;br /&gt;pants!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1749&quot; end=&quot;1791&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Oight! Ah! That's it! We need to get you some serious clown care, man!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1793&quot; end=&quot;1808&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;But I was told long pants!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1809&quot; end=&quot;1833&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Long pants! They said long pants!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1834&quot; end=&quot;1846&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Always long pants!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1847&quot; end=&quot;1856&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Long, my pants!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1857&quot; end=&quot;1867&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot; volume=&quot;1.2&quot;&gt;Gleaming pants!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1868&quot; end=&quot;1883&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot; volume=&quot;1.4&quot;&gt;Glorious pants!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1920&quot; end=&quot;1945&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Bleh! Egh! BLEEEGGEHHEGH!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1952&quot; end=&quot;1955&quot; speaker=&quot;thecheat&quot;&gt;The Cheat noises&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1955&quot; end=&quot;1968&quot;&gt;
&lt;thecheat&gt;The Cheat noises&lt;/thecheat&gt;
&lt;sfx&gt;poof!&lt;/sfx&gt;
&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1976&quot; end=&quot;1997&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Noice work, Clanky.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2000&quot; end=&quot;2045&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;You made Homestar go nuts and you've seriously creeped me out.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2052&quot; end=&quot;2083&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;And how am I supposed to get &lt;em&gt;this&lt;/em&gt; crap offa here?&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2088&quot; end=&quot;2157&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; volume=&quot;0.8&quot;&gt;Stupid... made-up technology... that I made up... paint pen...&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2160&quot; end=&quot;2219&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;The Cheat! Call tech support and tell 'em you broke the Lappy again!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2221&quot; end=&quot;2237&quot; speaker=&quot;thepaper&quot;&gt;Preeeeeow!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2245&quot; end=&quot;2299&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;Loooonnng paaaannnts!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2300&quot; end=&quot;2349&quot; speaker=&quot;marzipan&quot;&gt;Awww, there there, Homestar. It's not so bad.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2349&quot; end=&quot;2372&quot; speaker=&quot;marzipan&quot;&gt;Everybody thinks I'm a broom.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2375&quot; end=&quot;2393&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot;&gt;You're not a broom?!&lt;/line&gt;
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<line start="16" end="38" speaker="strongbad">And if I email you!</line>
<line start="40" end="72" speaker="strongbad">Girl, woman! Oh would you email me?</line>
<line start="73" end="97" speaker="strongbad">Girl, woman!</line>
<line start="101" end="116" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Strong Bad,"</line>
<line start="117" end="142" speaker="strongbad">"Why doesn't Homestar ever wear pants?"</line>
<line start="144" end="182" speaker="strongbad">"It's kind of creepy how he walks around with no pants on all the time."</line>
<line start="183" end="216" speaker="strongbad">"Anyway, blabbity blah, blah blebbity bloo,"</line>
<line start="220" end="241" speaker="strongbad">"I don't care, just get him some pants!"</line>
<line start="245" end="264" speaker="strongbad">"Toot-less, Clanky."</line>
<line start="267" end="316" speaker="strongbad">Aw, too long Clanky, too looong!</line>
<line start="317" end="338" speaker="strongbad">Good thing you didn't indent, man,</line>
<line start="339" end="376" speaker="strongbad">or this never woulda made it past my 2nd paragraph filter:</line>
<line start="377" end="390" speaker="strongbad">Edga Jr.</line>
<line start="390" end="395">
<strongbad>Edga Jr.</strongbad>
<sfx>computer beeps</sfx>
</line>
<line start="395" end="404"><line start="390" end="395"><span style="visibility:hidden">
<strongbad>Edga Jr.</strongbad></span>
<sfx>computer beeps</sfx>
</line>
</line>
<line start="405" end="473" speaker="strongbad">Aw, look at him. He's one o' them red-haireded rapscalli... wags.</line>
<line start="475" end="510" speaker="strongbad">Well, I think we can salvage this one with a little editing.</line>
<line start="511" end="544" speaker="strongbad">Let me once again call upon the services of my trusty,</line>
<line start="545" end="559" speaker="strongbad">somewhat dusty,</line>
<line start="560" end="603" speaker="strongbad">electronic light-pen input high-tech expensive device!</line>
<line start="607" end="621" speaker="strongbad">Now in HD!</line>
<line start="625" end="685" speaker="strongbad">Just have to shake up the...expensive electrons here...</line>
<line start="689" end="715" speaker="strongbad">All set! So, let's see!</line>
<line start="770" end="800" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.7">Expensive high-tech device...</line>
<line start="802" end="825" speaker="strongbad">There! Now let's see what we got!</line>
<line start="830" end="843" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Strong Bad,"</line>
<line start="845" end="859" speaker="strongbad">"Why wear pants?"</line>
<line start="861" end="890" speaker="strongbad">"Creepy pants all the time get some."</line>
<line start="893" end="922" speaker="strongbad">"Maybe parachute, maybe clown care."</line>
<line start="925" end="940" speaker="strongbad">"Some ants toot!"</line>
<line start="941" end="951" speaker="strongbad">"Clanky."</line>
<line start="958" end="990" speaker="strongbad">Now <em>there's</em> an email worth answering!</line>
<line start="992" end="1022" speaker="strongbad">Some ants toot. Tee-hee!</line>
<line start="1027" end="1050" speaker="strongbad">So, why wear pants?</line>
<line start="1053" end="1110" speaker="strongbad">An age old question. Was it not Adam West who once said, "E—"</line>
<line start="1110" end="1138" speaker="homestar">Hey, Strong Bad, check out my creepy pants!</line>
<line start="1138" end="1147" speaker="strongbad">Ew, Homestar! What're you wearing them Daisy Dukes for?!</line>
<line start="1147" end="1162">
<strongbad>Ew, Homestar! What're you wearing them Daisy Dukes for?!</strongbad>
<sfx>sheen</sfx>
</line>
<line start="1162" end="1185" speaker="strongbad">Ew, Homestar! What're you wearing them Daisy Dukes for?!</line>
<line start="1185" end="1214" speaker="homestar">'Cuz you said, "Creepy pants all the time get some."</line>
<line start="1216" end="1230" speaker="strongbad">Get some what?</line>
<line start="1232" end="1256" speaker="homestar">I dunno. Light globes?</line>
<line start="1262" end="1276" speaker="strongbad">...Light globes.</line>
<line start="1278" end="1308" speaker="homestar">You know, like in a lamp! Light globes!</line>
<line start="1309" end="1322" speaker="sfx">sheen</line>
<line start="1322" end="1374" speaker="strongbad">So... You put on hot pants in the hopes of getting some lightbulbs.</line>
<line start="1375" end="1386">
<homestar>Globes.</homestar>
<sfx>sheen</sfx>
</line>
<line start="1388" end="1420" speaker="strongbad">Well, since you're here, let's talk about your pants.</line>
<line start="1421" end="1456" speaker="strongbad">Or your lack thereof... Daisy Dukes aside.</line>
<line start="1456" end="1480" speaker="homestar">What are you talking about, Strong Bad?</line>
<line start="1482" end="1501" speaker="homestar">I wear long pants.</line>
<line start="1503" end="1545" speaker="strongbad">Um... no, from what I can tell, you wear</line>
<line start="1546" end="1594" speaker="strongbad"><em>no</em> pants and have blue soles glued to the bottoms of your feet.</line>
<line start="1595" end="1618" speaker="homestar">Well, that's simply not true!</line>
<line start="1618" end="1664" speaker="homestar">I have long pants, I wear long pants. I'm a long pants man, long pants, long pants!</line>
<line start="1665" end="1689" speaker="strongbad">Okay, calm down... I didn't mean to—</line>
<line start="1689" end="1701" speaker="homestar">Long pants, Strong Bad!</line>
<line start="1703" end="1730" speaker="homestar">The longest pants! Everybody everybody! Longest pants!</line>
  <line start="1730" end="1732" speaker="homestar">
    <span style="visibility:hidden">long-------long-------long-------long-------long-------</span>Long<br />
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  <line start="1732" end="1734" speaker="homestar">
    <span style="visibility:hidden">long-------long-------long-------long-------</span>long<span style="visibility:hidden">-------</span>Long<br />
  </line>
  <line start="1734" end="1736" speaker="homestar">
    long<span style="visibility:hidden">-------long-------long-------long-------</span>long<span style="visibility:hidden">-------</span>Long<br />
  </line>
  <line start="1736" end="1738" speaker="homestar">
    long<span style="visibility:hidden">-------long-------long-------</span>long<span style="visibility:hidden">-------</span>long<span style="visibility:hidden">-------</span>Long<br />
  </line>
  <line start="1738" end="1740" speaker="homestar">
    long<span style="visibility:hidden">-------</span>long<span style="visibility:hidden">-------long-------</span>long<span style="visibility:hidden">-------</span>long<span style="visibility:hidden">-------</span>Long<br />
  </line>
  <line start="1740" end="1743" speaker="homestar">
    long<span style="visibility:hidden">-------</span>long<span style="visibility:hidden">-------</span>long<span style="visibility:hidden">-------</span>long<span style="visibility:hidden">-------</span>long<span style="visibility:hidden">-------</span>Long<br />
  </line>
<line start="1743" end="1749" speaker="homestar">long<span style="visibility:hidden">-------</span>long<span style="visibility:hidden">-------</span>long<span style="visibility:hidden">-------</span>long<span style="visibility:hidden">-------</span>long<span style="visibility:hidden">-------</span>Long<br />pants!</line>
<line start="1749" end="1791" speaker="strongbad">Oight! Ah! That's it! We need to get you some serious clown care, man!</line>
<line start="1793" end="1808" speaker="homestar">But I was told long pants!</line>
<line start="1809" end="1833" speaker="homestar">Long pants! They said long pants!</line>
<line start="1834" end="1846" speaker="homestar">Always long pants!</line>
<line start="1847" end="1856" speaker="homestar">Long, my pants!</line>
<line start="1857" end="1867" speaker="homestar" volume="1.2">Gleaming pants!</line>
<line start="1868" end="1883" speaker="homestar" volume="1.4">Glorious pants!</line>
<line start="1920" end="1945" speaker="strongbad">Bleh! Egh! BLEEEGGEHHEGH!</line>
<line start="1952" end="1955" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1955" end="1968">
<thecheat>The Cheat noises</thecheat>
<sfx>poof!</sfx>
</line>
<line start="1976" end="1997" speaker="strongbad">Noice work, Clanky.</line>
<line start="2000" end="2045" speaker="strongbad">You made Homestar go nuts and you've seriously creeped me out.</line>
<line start="2052" end="2083" speaker="strongbad">And how am I supposed to get <em>this</em> crap offa here?</line>
<line start="2088" end="2157" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.8">Stupid... made-up technology... that I made up... paint pen...</line>
<line start="2160" end="2219" speaker="strongbad">The Cheat! Call tech support and tell 'em you broke the Lappy again!</line>
<line start="2221" end="2237" speaker="thepaper">Preeeeeow!</line>
<line start="2245" end="2299" speaker="homestar">Loooonnng paaaannnts!</line>
<line start="2300" end="2349" speaker="marzipan">Awww, there there, Homestar. It's not so bad.</line>
<line start="2349" end="2372" speaker="marzipan">Everybody thinks I'm a broom.</line>
<line start="2375" end="2393" speaker="homestar">You're not a broom?!</line>
</transcript>
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<line start="16" end="38" speaker="strongbad">And if I email you!</line>
<line start="40" end="72" speaker="strongbad">Girl, woman! Oh would you email me?</line>
<line start="73" end="97" speaker="strongbad">Girl, woman!</line>
<line start="101" end="116" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Strong Bad,"</line>
<line start="117" end="142" speaker="strongbad">"Why doesn't Homestar ever wear pants?"</line>
<line start="144" end="182" speaker="strongbad">"It's kind of creepy how he walks around with no pants on all the time."</line>
<line start="183" end="216" speaker="strongbad">"Anyway, blabbity blah, blah blebbity bloo,"</line>
<line start="220" end="241" speaker="strongbad">"I don't care, just get him some pants!"</line>
<line start="245" end="264" speaker="strongbad">"Toot-less, Clanky."</line>
<line start="267" end="316" speaker="strongbad">Aw, too long Clanky, too looong!</line>
<line start="317" end="338" speaker="strongbad">Good thing you didn't indent, man,</line>
<line start="339" end="376" speaker="strongbad">or this never woulda made it past my 2nd paragraph filter:</line>
<line start="377" end="390" speaker="strongbad">Edga Jr.</line>
<line start="390" end="395">
<strongbad>Edga Jr.</strongbad>
<sfx>computer beeps</sfx>
</line>
<line start="395" end="404"><line start="390" end="395"><span style="visibility:hidden">
<strongbad>Edga Jr.</strongbad></span>
<sfx>computer beeps</sfx>
</line>
</line>
<line start="405" end="473" speaker="strongbad">Aw, look at him. He's one o' them red-haireded rapscalli... wags.</line>
<line start="475" end="510" speaker="strongbad">Well, I think we can salvage this one with a little editing.</line>
<line start="511" end="544" speaker="strongbad">Let me once again call upon the services of my trusty,</line>
<line start="545" end="559" speaker="strongbad">somewhat dusty,</line>
<line start="560" end="603" speaker="strongbad">electronic light-pen input high-tech expensive device!</line>
<line start="607" end="621" speaker="strongbad">Now in HD!</line>
<line start="625" end="685" speaker="strongbad">Just have to shake up the...expensive electrons here...</line>
<line start="689" end="715" speaker="strongbad">All set! So, let's see!</line>
<line start="770" end="800" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.7">Expensive high-tech device...</line>
<line start="802" end="825" speaker="strongbad">There! Now let's see what we got!</line>
<line start="830" end="843" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Strong Bad,"</line>
<line start="845" end="859" speaker="strongbad">"Why wear pants?"</line>
<line start="861" end="890" speaker="strongbad">"Creepy pants all the time get some."</line>
<line start="893" end="922" speaker="strongbad">"Maybe parachute, maybe clown care."</line>
<line start="925" end="940" speaker="strongbad">"Some ants toot!"</line>
<line start="941" end="951" speaker="strongbad">"Clanky."</line>
<line start="958" end="990" speaker="strongbad">Now <em>there's</em> an email worth answering!</line>
<line start="992" end="1022" speaker="strongbad">Some ants toot. Tee-hee!</line>
<line start="1027" end="1050" speaker="strongbad">So, why wear pants?</line>
<line start="1053" end="1110" speaker="strongbad">An age old question. Was it not Adam West who once said, "E—"</line>
<line start="1110" end="1138" speaker="homestar">Hey, Strong Bad, check out my creepy pants!</line>
<line start="1138" end="1147" speaker="strongbad">Ew, Homestar! What're you wearing them Daisy Dukes for?!</line>
<line start="1147" end="1162">
<strongbad>Ew, Homestar! What're you wearing them Daisy Dukes for?!</strongbad>
<sfx>sheen</sfx>
</line>
<line start="1162" end="1185" speaker="strongbad">Ew, Homestar! What're you wearing them Daisy Dukes for?!</line>
<line start="1185" end="1214" speaker="homestar">'Cuz you said, "Creepy pants all the time get some."</line>
<line start="1216" end="1230" speaker="strongbad">Get some what?</line>
<line start="1232" end="1256" speaker="homestar">I dunno. Light globes?</line>
<line start="1262" end="1276" speaker="strongbad">...Light globes.</line>
<line start="1278" end="1308" speaker="homestar">You know, like in a lamp! Light globes!</line>
<line start="1309" end="1322" speaker="sfx">sheen</line>
<line start="1322" end="1374" speaker="strongbad">So... You put on hot pants in the hopes of getting some lightbulbs.</line>
<line start="1375" end="1386">
<homestar>Globes.</homestar>
<sfx>sheen</sfx>
</line>
<line start="1388" end="1420" speaker="strongbad">Well, since you're here, let's talk about your pants.</line>
<line start="1421" end="1456" speaker="strongbad">Or your lack thereof... Daisy Dukes aside.</line>
<line start="1456" end="1480" speaker="homestar">What are you talking about, Strong Bad?</line>
<line start="1482" end="1501" speaker="homestar">I wear long pants.</line>
<line start="1503" end="1545" speaker="strongbad">Um... no, from what I can tell, you wear</line>
<line start="1546" end="1594" speaker="strongbad"><em>no</em> pants and have blue soles glued to the bottoms of your feet.</line>
<line start="1595" end="1618" speaker="homestar">Well, that's simply not true!</line>
<line start="1618" end="1664" speaker="homestar">I have long pants, I wear long pants. I'm a long pants man, long pants, long pants!</line>
<line start="1665" end="1689" speaker="strongbad">Okay, calm down... I didn't mean to—</line>
<line start="1689" end="1701" speaker="homestar">Long pants, Strong Bad!</line>
<line start="1703" end="1730" speaker="homestar">The longest pants! Everybody everybody! Longest pants!</line>
  <line start="1730" end="1732" speaker="homestar">
    <span style="visibility:hidden">long-------long-------long-------long-------long-------</span>Long<br />
  </line>
  <line start="1732" end="1734" speaker="homestar">
    <span style="visibility:hidden">long-------long-------long-------long-------</span>long<span style="visibility:hidden">-------</span>Long<br />
  </line>
  <line start="1734" end="1736" speaker="homestar">
    long<span style="visibility:hidden">-------long-------long-------long-------</span>long<span style="visibility:hidden">-------</span>Long<br />
  </line>
  <line start="1736" end="1738" speaker="homestar">
    long<span style="visibility:hidden">-------long-------long-------</span>long<span style="visibility:hidden">-------</span>long<span style="visibility:hidden">-------</span>Long<br />
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  <line start="1738" end="1740" speaker="homestar">
    long<span style="visibility:hidden">-------</span>long<span style="visibility:hidden">-------long-------</span>long<span style="visibility:hidden">-------</span>long<span style="visibility:hidden">-------</span>Long<br />
  </line>
  <line start="1740" end="1743" speaker="homestar">
    long<span style="visibility:hidden">-------</span>long<span style="visibility:hidden">-------</span>long<span style="visibility:hidden">-------</span>long<span style="visibility:hidden">-------</span>long<span style="visibility:hidden">-------</span>Long<br />
  </line>
<line start="1743" end="1749" speaker="homestar">long<span style="visibility:hidden">-------</span>long<span style="visibility:hidden">-------</span>long<span style="visibility:hidden">-------</span>long<span style="visibility:hidden">-------</span>long<span style="visibility:hidden">-------</span>Long<br />pants!</line>
<line start="1749" end="1791" speaker="strongbad">Oight! Ah! That's it! We need to get you some serious clown care, man!</line>
<line start="1793" end="1808" speaker="homestar">But I was told long pants!</line>
<line start="1809" end="1833" speaker="homestar">Long pants! They said long pants!</line>
<line start="1834" end="1846" speaker="homestar">Always long pants!</line>
<line start="1847" end="1856" speaker="homestar">Long, my pants!</line>
<line start="1857" end="1867" speaker="homestar" volume="1.2">Gleaming pants!</line>
<line start="1868" end="1883" speaker="homestar" volume="1.4">Glorious pants!</line>
<line start="1920" end="1945" speaker="strongbad">Bleh! Egh! BLEEEGGEHHEGH!</line>
<line start="1952" end="1955" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1955" end="1968">
<thecheat>The Cheat noises</thecheat>
<sfx>poof!</sfx>
</line>
<line start="1976" end="1997" speaker="strongbad">Noice work, Clanky.</line>
<line start="2000" end="2045" speaker="strongbad">You made Homestar go nuts and you've seriously creeped me out.</line>
<line start="2052" end="2083" speaker="strongbad">And how am I supposed to get <em>this</em> crap offa here?</line>
<line start="2088" end="2157" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.8">Stupid... made-up technology... that I made up... paint pen...</line>
<line start="2160" end="2219" speaker="strongbad">The Cheat! Call tech support and tell 'em you broke the Lappy again!</line>
<line start="2221" end="2237" speaker="thepaper">Preeeeeow!</line>
<line start="2245" end="2299" speaker="homestar">Loooonnng paaaannnts!</line>
<line start="2300" end="2349" speaker="marzipan">Awww, there there, Homestar. It's not so bad.</line>
<line start="2349" end="2372" speaker="marzipan">Everybody thinks I'm a broom.</line>
<line start="2375" end="2393" speaker="homestar">You're not a broom?!</line>
</transcript>
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