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&lt;transcript xml:lang=&quot;en-us&quot; file=&quot;answer15.swf&quot; width=&quot;550&quot; height=&quot;400&quot;&gt;
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[[Subtitles:answer15/pl|pl]] 
&lt;line start=&quot;11&quot; end=&quot;29&quot; speaker=&quot;marzipan&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Hi, this is Marzipan.&lt;/line&gt;
[[Subtitles:answer15/pt-br|pt-br]] 
&lt;line start=&quot;30&quot; end=&quot;52&quot; speaker=&quot;marzipan&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;I'm currently drowning in the abyss,&lt;/line&gt;
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&lt;line start=&quot;53&quot; end=&quot;72&quot; speaker=&quot;marzipan&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;but please leave me a message anyway.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;73&quot; end=&quot;81&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;beep&lt;/line&gt;
 
&lt;line start=&quot;87&quot; end=&quot;126&quot; speaker=&quot;kingoftown&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Well, well, well, Miss Marzithang,&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;127&quot; end=&quot;180&quot; speaker=&quot;kingoftown&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;any idea why Strong Bad's been goin' around calling me a &quot;stankwad&quot;,&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;181&quot; end=&quot;228&quot; speaker=&quot;kingoftown&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;or why the Bubs keeps referring to me as a &quot;wad in the grass&quot;?&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;229&quot; end=&quot;291&quot; speaker=&quot;kingoftown&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Hmm? Any idea? Maybe because you told everybody that my middle name is Wad?!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;292&quot; end=&quot;336&quot; speaker=&quot;kingoftown&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;That was supposed to be our secret! I thought we had a deal.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;337&quot; end=&quot;429&quot; speaker=&quot;kingoftown&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Well, don't blame me if all the sudden your questionable voluntary surgery becomes public knowledge!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;430&quot; end=&quot;448&quot; speaker=&quot;kingoftown&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;The Wad is out!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;449&quot; end=&quot;457&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;beep&lt;/line&gt;
 
&lt;line start=&quot;463&quot; end=&quot;511&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Oh hello, yes, middle of our conversation? Yeah. Mm-hmm.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;512&quot; end=&quot;556&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Yeah, I just met with him. Oh yeah, he's &lt;i&gt;real&lt;/i&gt; famous.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;557&quot; end=&quot;612&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Rich. Rich with money. How many? Five? Five's good.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;613&quot; end=&quot;668&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot; volume=&quot;0.8&quot;&gt;Psst! Sorry, Marzipan. I had to perpetrate like I was talking,&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;669&quot; end=&quot;733&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;on account of this hot blonde thing walked by. Purple dress, broomstick style.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;734&quot; end=&quot;799&quot; speaker=&quot;homestar&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Oh yeah, you're jealous. Yeah, what? No, he's &lt;i&gt;half&lt;/i&gt; robot.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;800&quot; end=&quot;808&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;beep&lt;/line&gt;


&lt;line start=&quot;814&quot; end=&quot;841&quot; speaker=&quot;bubs&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Hey Marzipan, it's the Bubs.&lt;/line&gt;
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&lt;line start=&quot;842&quot; end=&quot;882&quot; speaker=&quot;bubs&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Say, uh, do you know any other women around here?&lt;/line&gt;
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&lt;line start=&quot;883&quot; end=&quot;943&quot; speaker=&quot;bubs&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;I mean, you're not exactly my type, and I need somebody to go to the movies with.&lt;/line&gt;
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&lt;line start=&quot;944&quot; end=&quot;992&quot; speaker=&quot;bubs&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;It's getting desperate! I'll take anything at this point--&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;993&quot; end=&quot;1083&quot; speaker=&quot;bubs&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;lady duck, lady pine cone, lady pillow. I gotta go to the movies with somebody!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1084&quot; end=&quot;1144&quot; speaker=&quot;bubs&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;So if you know of any kind of lady item, put in a good word for ol' Bubs.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1145&quot; end=&quot;1185&quot; speaker=&quot;bubs&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;And tell 'em they'll get 10% off at the concession stand!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1186&quot; end=&quot;1201&quot; speaker=&quot;bubs&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Discount will not be honored!&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1202&quot; end=&quot;1210&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;beep&lt;/line&gt;


&lt;line start=&quot;1216&quot; end=&quot;1275&quot;&gt;
<line start="11" end="29" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">Hi, this is Marzipan.</line>
&lt;sfx volume=&quot;0.8&quot;&gt;hip-hop beat&lt;/sfx&gt;
<line start="30" end="52" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">I'm currently drowning in the abyss,</line>
&lt;coachz voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Hey, yo, Marz-ay! Coach Z, all up in the stujo.&lt;/coachz&gt;
<line start="53" end="72" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">but please leave me a message anyway.</line>
&lt;/line&gt;
<line start="73" end="81" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
&lt;line start=&quot;1276&quot; end=&quot;1350&quot;&gt;
&lt;sfx volume=&quot;0.8&quot;&gt;hip-hop beat&lt;/sfx&gt;
&lt;coachz voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Just cut my new record, want you to be a sassy high-pitched background singer on this new track!&lt;/coachz&gt;
&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1351&quot; end=&quot;1429&quot;&gt;
&lt;sfx volume=&quot;0.8&quot;&gt;hip-hop beat&lt;/sfx&gt;
&lt;coachz voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Maybe sing a-like: &quot;Word, I'm Out!&quot; Or maybe like we sampled you from an old '70s disca tape,&lt;/coachz&gt;
&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1430&quot; end=&quot;1509&quot;&gt;
&lt;sfx volume=&quot;0.8&quot;&gt;hip-hop beat&lt;/sfx&gt;
&lt;coachz voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;and you say: &quot;You ain't the type of man that you used to be!&quot; Basically want to just get you up in the stujo,&lt;/coachz&gt;
&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1510&quot; end=&quot;1564&quot;&gt;
&lt;sfx volume=&quot;0.8&quot;&gt;hip-hop beat&lt;/sfx&gt;
&lt;coachz voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;which is kind of a cardboard box, with a micoraphone in it,&lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden;&quot;&gt; not plugged in.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/coachz&gt;
&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1565&quot; end=&quot;1588&quot;&gt;
&lt;sfx volume=&quot;0.8&quot;&gt;hip-hop beat&lt;/sfx&gt;
&lt;coachz voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;which is kind of a cardboard box, with a micoraphone in it, not plugged in.&lt;/coachz&gt;
&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1589&quot; end=&quot;1652&quot;&gt;
&lt;sfx volume=&quot;0.8&quot;&gt;hip-hop beat&lt;/sfx&gt;
&lt;coachz voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Uh... maybe like, disregard... that last part.&lt;/coachz&gt;
&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1653&quot; end=&quot;1680&quot;&gt;
&lt;sfx volume=&quot;0.8&quot;&gt;hip-hop beat&lt;/sfx&gt;
&lt;coachz voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;I'm out, peace, love!&lt;/coachz&gt;
&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1681&quot; end=&quot;1687&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;beep&lt;/line&gt;


&lt;line start=&quot;1693&quot; end=&quot;1712&quot; speaker=&quot;thecheat&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;The Cheat noises&lt;/line&gt;
<line start="87" end="126" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">Well, well, well, Miss Marzithang,</line>
&lt;line start=&quot;1713&quot; end=&quot;1786&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Uh, he says you're a face. A facewich. Like a face &lt;i&gt;witch&lt;/i&gt;, like rides a broomstick?&lt;/line&gt;
<line start="127" end="180" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">any idea why Strong Bad's been goin' around calling me a "stankwad",</line>
&lt;line start=&quot;1787&quot; end=&quot;1817&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Or a facewich like between two pieces of bread?&lt;/line&gt;
<line start="181" end="228" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">or why the Bubs keeps referring to me as a "wad in the grass"?</line>
&lt;line start=&quot;1818&quot; end=&quot;1836&quot; speaker=&quot;thecheat&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;The Cheat noises&lt;/line&gt;
<line start="229" end="291" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">Hmm? Any idea? Maybe because you told everybody that my middle name is Wad?!</line>
&lt;line start=&quot;1837&quot; end=&quot;1867&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;You're a facewich and blow up your house.&lt;/line&gt;
<line start="292" end="336" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">That was supposed to be our secret! I thought we had a deal.</line>
&lt;line start=&quot;1868&quot; end=&quot;1884&quot; speaker=&quot;thecheat&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;frustrated The Cheat noise&lt;/line&gt;
<line start="337" end="429" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">Well, don't blame me if all the sudden your questionable voluntary surgery becomes public knowledge!</line>
&lt;line start=&quot;1885&quot; end=&quot;1904&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Your nose! Blow up your nose.&lt;/line&gt;
<line start="430" end="448" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">The Wad is out!</line>
&lt;line start=&quot;1905&quot; end=&quot;1934&quot; speaker=&quot;thecheat&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;The Cheat noises&lt;/line&gt;
<line start="449" end="457" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
&lt;line start=&quot;1935&quot; end=&quot;1990&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Epsom salt?! The Cheat, are you sure that's the direction you wanna go with this prank call?&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;1991&quot; end=&quot;2024&quot; speaker=&quot;thecheat&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;The Cheat noises, gnawing noises&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2025&quot; end=&quot;2064&quot;&gt;
&lt;thecheat voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;The Cheat noises, gnawing noises&lt;/thecheat&gt;
&lt;strongbad voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;And now, you're just gnawing on the phone.&lt;/strongbad&gt;
&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2065&quot; end=&quot;2086&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Gimme that! I'll show you how it's done.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2087&quot; end=&quot;2124&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Marzipan, this is Dean Prankcaller from the You're Gross Institute&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2125&quot; end=&quot;2156&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;calling to ask you to come speak at our graduation ceremony.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2157&quot; end=&quot;2186&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;If you're interested, please walk into the bathroom and stare at&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2187&quot; end=&quot;2223&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;your gross face until you make yourself puke. Thank you, the end, very much.&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2224&quot; end=&quot;2246&quot;&gt;
&lt;strongbad voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Now that's a prank call!&lt;/strongbad&gt;
&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2247&quot; end=&quot;2272&quot;&gt;
&lt;strongbad voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Now that's a prank call!&lt;/strongbad&gt;
&lt;thecheat&gt;more gnawing noises&lt;/thecheat&gt;
&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2273&quot; end=&quot;2281&quot;&gt;
&lt;thecheat&gt;more gnawing noises&lt;/thecheat&gt;
&lt;strongbad voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Ugh...&lt;/strongbad&gt;
&lt;/line&gt;
&lt;line start=&quot;2282&quot; end=&quot;2290&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;beep&lt;/line&gt;


&lt;line start=&quot;2296&quot; end=&quot;2350&quot; speaker=&quot;other&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Mmmmmm yes, hello, Miss Marzipan. This is your questionable surgeon.&lt;/line&gt;
<line start="463" end="511" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Oh hello, yes, middle of our conversation? Yeah. Mm-hmm.</line>
&lt;line start=&quot;2351&quot; end=&quot;2401&quot; speaker=&quot;other&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;We were just calling to ask if we could use the before and after photos from your&lt;/line&gt;
<line start="512" end="556" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Yeah, I just met with him. Oh yeah, he's <i>real</i> famous.</line>
&lt;line start=&quot;2402&quot; end=&quot;2444&quot; speaker=&quot;other&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;questionable voluntary surgery in one of our ad-VER-tis-ments.&lt;/line&gt;
<line start="557" end="612" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Rich. Rich with money. How many? Five? Five's good.</line>
&lt;line start=&quot;2445&quot; end=&quot;2490&quot; speaker=&quot;other&quot; voiceover=&quot;voiceover&quot;&gt;Yes, that's right, I pronounced it &quot;ad-VER-tis-ments&quot;.&lt;/line&gt;
<line start="613" end="668" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover" volume="0.8">Psst! Sorry, Marzipan. I had to perpetrate like I was talking,</line>
&lt;line start=&quot;2491&quot; end=&quot;2497&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;beep&lt;/line&gt;
<line start="669" end="733" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">on account of this hot blonde thing walked by. Purple dress, broomstick style.</line>
<line start="734" end="799" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Oh yeah, you're jealous. Yeah, what? No, he's <i>half</i> robot.</line>
<line start="800" end="808" speaker="sfx">beep</line>


&lt;line start=&quot;2503&quot; end=&quot;2529&quot; speaker=&quot;bubs&quot;&gt;I gotta tell ya, Lady Quackingstick,&lt;/line&gt;
<line start="814" end="841" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">Hey Marzipan, it's the Bubs.</line>
&lt;line start=&quot;2530&quot; end=&quot;2561&quot; speaker=&quot;bubs&quot;&gt;I'm having a great time at the movies!&lt;/line&gt;
<line start="842" end="882" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">Say, uh, do you know any other women around here?</line>
&lt;line start=&quot;2562&quot; end=&quot;2593&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Quack, quack!&lt;/line&gt;
<line start="883" end="943" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">I mean, you're not exactly my type, and I need somebody to go to the movies with.</line>
<line start="944" end="992" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">It's getting desperate! I'll take anything at this point--</line>
<line start="993" end="1083" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">lady duck, lady pine cone, lady pillow. I gotta go to the movies with somebody!</line>
<line start="1084" end="1144" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">So if you know of any kind of lady item, put in a good word for ol' Bubs.</line>
<line start="1145" end="1185" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">And tell 'em they'll get 10% off at the concession stand!</line>
<line start="1186" end="1201" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">Discount will not be honored!</line>
<line start="1202" end="1210" speaker="sfx">beep</line>


&lt;/transcript&gt;</pre>
<line start="1216" end="1275">
<div id="catlinks" class="catlinks">
<sfx volume="0.8">hip-hop beat</sfx>
<coachz voiceover="voiceover">Hey, yo, Marz-ay! Coach Z, all up in the stujo.</coachz>
</line>
<line start="1276" end="1350">
<sfx volume="0.8">hip-hop beat</sfx>
<coachz voiceover="voiceover">Just cut my new record, want you to be a sassy high-pitched background singer on this new track!</coachz>
</line>
<line start="1351" end="1429">
<sfx volume="0.8">hip-hop beat</sfx>
<coachz voiceover="voiceover">Maybe sing a-like: "Word, I'm Out!" Or maybe like we sampled you from an old '70s disca tape,</coachz>
</line>
<line start="1430" end="1509">
<sfx volume="0.8">hip-hop beat</sfx>
<coachz voiceover="voiceover">and you say: "You ain't the type of man that you used to be!" Basically want to just get you up in the stujo,</coachz>
</line>
<line start="1510" end="1564">
<sfx volume="0.8">hip-hop beat</sfx>
<coachz voiceover="voiceover">which is kind of a cardboard box, with a micoraphone in it,<span style="visibility:hidden;"> not plugged in.</span></coachz>
</line>
<line start="1565" end="1588">
<sfx volume="0.8">hip-hop beat</sfx>
<coachz voiceover="voiceover">which is kind of a cardboard box, with a micoraphone in it, not plugged in.</coachz>
</line>
<line start="1589" end="1652">
<sfx volume="0.8">hip-hop beat</sfx>
<coachz voiceover="voiceover">Uh... maybe like, disregard... that last part.</coachz>
</line>
<line start="1653" end="1680">
<sfx volume="0.8">hip-hop beat</sfx>
<coachz voiceover="voiceover">I'm out, peace, love!</coachz>
</line>
<line start="1681" end="1687" speaker="sfx">beep</line>


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<line start="1693" end="1712" speaker="thecheat" voiceover="voiceover">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1713" end="1786" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Uh, he says you're a face. A facewich. Like a face <i>witch</i>, like rides a broomstick?</line>
<line start="1787" end="1817" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Or a facewich like between two pieces of bread?</line>
<line start="1818" end="1836" speaker="thecheat" voiceover="voiceover">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1837" end="1867" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">You're a facewich and blow up your house.</line>
<line start="1868" end="1884" speaker="thecheat" voiceover="voiceover">frustrated The Cheat noise</line>
<line start="1885" end="1904" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Your nose! Blow up your nose.</line>
<line start="1905" end="1934" speaker="thecheat" voiceover="voiceover">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1935" end="1990" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Epsom salt?! The Cheat, are you sure that's the direction you wanna go with this prank call?</line>
<line start="1991" end="2024" speaker="thecheat" voiceover="voiceover">The Cheat noises, gnawing noises</line>
<line start="2025" end="2064">
<thecheat voiceover="voiceover">The Cheat noises, gnawing noises</thecheat>
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">And now, you're just gnawing on the phone.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="2065" end="2086" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Gimme that! I'll show you how it's done.</line>
<line start="2087" end="2124" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Marzipan, this is Dean Prankcaller from the You're Gross Institute</line>
<line start="2125" end="2156" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">calling to ask you to come speak at our graduation ceremony.</line>
<line start="2157" end="2186" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">If you're interested, please walk into the bathroom and stare at</line>
<line start="2187" end="2223" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">your gross face until you make yourself puke. Thank you, the end, very much.</line>
<line start="2224" end="2246">
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Now that's a prank call!</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="2247" end="2272">
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Now that's a prank call!</strongbad>
<thecheat>more gnawing noises</thecheat>
</line>
<line start="2273" end="2281">
<thecheat>more gnawing noises</thecheat>
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Ugh...</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="2282" end="2290" speaker="sfx">beep</line>


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<line start="2296" end="2350" speaker="other" voiceover="voiceover">Mmmmmm yes, hello, Miss Marzipan. This is your questionable surgeon.</line>
<line start="2351" end="2401" speaker="other" voiceover="voiceover">We were just calling to ask if we could use the before and after photos from your</line>
<line start="2402" end="2444" speaker="other" voiceover="voiceover">questionable voluntary surgery in one of our ad-VER-tis-ments.</line>
<line start="2445" end="2490" speaker="other" voiceover="voiceover">Yes, that's right, I pronounced it "ad-VER-tis-ments".</line>
<line start="2491" end="2497" speaker="sfx">beep</line>


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<line start="2503" end="2529" speaker="bubs">I gotta tell ya, Lady Quackingstick,</line>
<line start="2530" end="2561" speaker="bubs">I'm having a great time at the movies!</line>
<line start="2562" end="2593" speaker="strongbad">Quack, quack!</line>


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<line start="11" end="29" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">Hi, this is Marzipan.</line>
<line start="30" end="52" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">I'm currently drowning in the abyss,</line>
<line start="53" end="72" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">but please leave me a message anyway.</line>
<line start="73" end="81" speaker="sfx">beep</line>

<line start="87" end="126" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">Well, well, well, Miss Marzithang,</line>
<line start="127" end="180" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">any idea why Strong Bad's been goin' around calling me a "stankwad",</line>
<line start="181" end="228" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">or why the Bubs keeps referring to me as a "wad in the grass"?</line>
<line start="229" end="291" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">Hmm? Any idea? Maybe because you told everybody that my middle name is Wad?!</line>
<line start="292" end="336" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">That was supposed to be our secret! I thought we had a deal.</line>
<line start="337" end="429" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">Well, don't blame me if all the sudden your questionable voluntary surgery becomes public knowledge!</line>
<line start="430" end="448" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">The Wad is out!</line>
<line start="449" end="457" speaker="sfx">beep</line>

<line start="463" end="511" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Oh hello, yes, middle of our conversation? Yeah. Mm-hmm.</line>
<line start="512" end="556" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Yeah, I just met with him. Oh yeah, he's <i>real</i> famous.</line>
<line start="557" end="612" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Rich. Rich with money. How many? Five? Five's good.</line>
<line start="613" end="668" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover" volume="0.8">Psst! Sorry, Marzipan. I had to perpetrate like I was talking,</line>
<line start="669" end="733" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">on account of this hot blonde thing walked by. Purple dress, broomstick style.</line>
<line start="734" end="799" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Oh yeah, you're jealous. Yeah, what? No, he's <i>half</i> robot.</line>
<line start="800" end="808" speaker="sfx">beep</line>

<line start="814" end="841" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">Hey Marzipan, it's the Bubs.</line>
<line start="842" end="882" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">Say, uh, do you know any other women around here?</line>
<line start="883" end="943" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">I mean, you're not exactly my type, and I need somebody to go to the movies with.</line>
<line start="944" end="992" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">It's getting desperate! I'll take anything at this point--</line>
<line start="993" end="1083" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">lady duck, lady pine cone, lady pillow. I gotta go to the movies with somebody!</line>
<line start="1084" end="1144" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">So if you know of any kind of lady item, put in a good word for ol' Bubs.</line>
<line start="1145" end="1185" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">And tell 'em they'll get 10% off at the concession stand!</line>
<line start="1186" end="1201" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">Discount will not be honored!</line>
<line start="1202" end="1210" speaker="sfx">beep</line>

<line start="1216" end="1275">
<sfx volume="0.8">hip-hop beat</sfx>
<coachz voiceover="voiceover">Hey, yo, Marz-ay! Coach Z, all up in the stujo.</coachz>
</line>
<line start="1276" end="1350">
<sfx volume="0.8">hip-hop beat</sfx>
<coachz voiceover="voiceover">Just cut my new record, want you to be a sassy high-pitched background singer on this new track!</coachz>
</line>
<line start="1351" end="1429">
<sfx volume="0.8">hip-hop beat</sfx>
<coachz voiceover="voiceover">Maybe sing a-like: "Word, I'm Out!" Or maybe like we sampled you from an old '70s disca tape,</coachz>
</line>
<line start="1430" end="1509">
<sfx volume="0.8">hip-hop beat</sfx>
<coachz voiceover="voiceover">and you say: "You ain't the type of man that you used to be!" Basically want to just get you up in the stujo,</coachz>
</line>
<line start="1510" end="1564">
<sfx volume="0.8">hip-hop beat</sfx>
<coachz voiceover="voiceover">which is kind of a cardboard box, with a micoraphone in it,<span style="visibility:hidden;"> not plugged in.</span></coachz>
</line>
<line start="1565" end="1588">
<sfx volume="0.8">hip-hop beat</sfx>
<coachz voiceover="voiceover">which is kind of a cardboard box, with a micoraphone in it, not plugged in.</coachz>
</line>
<line start="1589" end="1652">
<sfx volume="0.8">hip-hop beat</sfx>
<coachz voiceover="voiceover">Uh... maybe like, disregard... that last part.</coachz>
</line>
<line start="1653" end="1680">
<sfx volume="0.8">hip-hop beat</sfx>
<coachz voiceover="voiceover">I'm out, peace, love!</coachz>
</line>
<line start="1681" end="1687" speaker="sfx">beep</line>

<line start="1693" end="1712" speaker="thecheat" voiceover="voiceover">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1713" end="1786" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Uh, he says you're a face. A facewich. Like a face <i>witch</i>, like rides a broomstick?</line>
<line start="1787" end="1817" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Or a facewich like between two pieces of bread?</line>
<line start="1818" end="1836" speaker="thecheat" voiceover="voiceover">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1837" end="1867" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">You're a facewich and blow up your house.</line>
<line start="1868" end="1884" speaker="thecheat" voiceover="voiceover">frustrated The Cheat noise</line>
<line start="1885" end="1904" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Your nose! Blow up your nose.</line>
<line start="1905" end="1934" speaker="thecheat" voiceover="voiceover">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1935" end="1990" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Epsom salt?! The Cheat, are you sure that's the direction you wanna go with this prank call?</line>
<line start="1991" end="2024" speaker="thecheat" voiceover="voiceover">The Cheat noises, gnawing noises</line>
<line start="2025" end="2064">
<thecheat voiceover="voiceover">The Cheat noises, gnawing noises</thecheat>
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">And now, you're just gnawing on the phone.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="2065" end="2086" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Gimme that! I'll show you how it's done.</line>
<line start="2087" end="2124" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Marzipan, this is Dean Prankcaller from the You're Gross Institute</line>
<line start="2125" end="2156" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">calling to ask you to come speak at our graduation ceremony.</line>
<line start="2157" end="2186" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">If you're interested, please walk into the bathroom and stare at</line>
<line start="2187" end="2223" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">your gross face until you make yourself puke. Thank you, the end, very much.</line>
<line start="2224" end="2246">
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Now that's a prank call!</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="2247" end="2272">
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Now that's a prank call!</strongbad>
<thecheat>more gnawing noises</thecheat>
</line>
<line start="2273" end="2281">
<thecheat>more gnawing noises</thecheat>
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Ugh...</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="2282" end="2290" speaker="sfx">beep</line>

<line start="2296" end="2350" speaker="other" voiceover="voiceover">Mmmmmm yes, hello, Miss Marzipan. This is your questionable surgeon.</line>
<line start="2351" end="2401" speaker="other" voiceover="voiceover">We were just calling to ask if we could use the before and after photos from your</line>
<line start="2402" end="2444" speaker="other" voiceover="voiceover">questionable voluntary surgery in one of our ad-VER-tis-ments.</line>
<line start="2445" end="2490" speaker="other" voiceover="voiceover">Yes, that's right, I pronounced it "ad-VER-tis-ments".</line>
<line start="2491" end="2497" speaker="sfx">beep</line>

<line start="2503" end="2529" speaker="bubs">I gotta tell ya, Lady Quackingstick,</line>
<line start="2530" end="2561" speaker="bubs">I'm having a great time at the movies!</line>
<line start="2562" end="2593" speaker="strongbad">Quack, quack!</line>

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