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''"Why, if I had a haunted house, I think it would turn out a little something... like the following cartoon!"'' | |||
'''St. Cadaverstump's [[Blatant Lies|totally not just an old furniture warehouse]] Morgue-tuary''' is a haunted house that [[Strong Bad]] made up in [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]]. It's open weeknights in October, and located just off of [[Interstate 20|I-20]]. There is a mysterious chair outside, and there is a satellite dish on top. | '''St. Cadaverstump's [[Blatant Lies|totally not just an old furniture warehouse]] Morgue-tuary''' is a haunted house that [[Strong Bad]] made up in [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]]. It's open weeknights in October, and located just off of [[Interstate 20|I-20]]. There is a mysterious chair outside, and there is a satellite dish on top. | ||
== Rooms == | |||
=== First Room === | |||
The first room has a framed [[Jibblies Painting]] of somebody's [[Parents|dad]]. He wears cycling gear, even though he's not serious about riding. He claims to be able to do a 220 in 4:45. [[Homestar Runner]] went to this room, and ran away screaming from the painting. | The first room has a framed [[Jibblies Painting]] of somebody's [[Parents|dad]]. He wears cycling gear, even though he's not serious about riding. He claims to be able to do a 220 in 4:45. [[Homestar Runner]] went to this room, and ran away screaming from the painting. | ||
=== The Gross Out Room === | |||
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The Gross Out Room is a silent, white room, filled with the stench of | The Gross Out Room is a silent, white room, filled with the stench of "[[Strong Mad]] Oyster Smoothie Breath Caked Armpit [[Coffee|Latte]]", which happens to be an actual drink. [[Marzipan]], [[The King of Town]], and [[The Poopsmith]] went here. | ||
=== Room Fifty-Whatev (Immersive Horror Experience Room) === | |||
The Imersive Horror Experience Room is a room where one is led to believe that they need to escape by opening the vault before time runs out. There is a skeleton which is pointing at a clue. It is described as | The Imersive Horror Experience Room is a room where one is led to believe that they need to escape by opening the vault before time runs out. There is a skeleton which is pointing at a clue. It is described as "like a regular haunted house, 'cept with thinkin" on the poster. However, it is all just a prank by Strong Bad, trying to get people to reach into the [[Toilets|toilet]]. Strong Bad also watches this room via [[Strong Bad's Security Monitor|satellite camera]]. [[Strong Sad]] went to this room. | ||
=== Two-Star Bed and Breakfast Room === | |||
The Two-Star Bed and [[Breakfast]] Room is a room is a room designed to look like a two-star bed and breakfast, which is | The Two-Star Bed and [[Breakfast]] Room is a room is a room designed to look like a two-star bed and breakfast, which is "somehow worse than if it only got one star". This room has dry scrambled [[Eggs|eggs]], questionable hairs on the antimacassar, and a failed "[[Terlet|terlet]]" paper rose. The "[[Shut Up, Lady|Shut Up Lady]]" thinks this room is "so charming". [[Bubs]] and [[Coach Z]] went here. | ||
=== Large Bean Room === | |||
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One of the rooms would contain [[Large Bean (character)|Large Bean]], | One of the rooms would contain [[Large Bean (character)|Large Bean]], "the new face of terror", in a falling-apart [[Le Restige]]. It's a dark room with wooden floorboards and stained, cracked walls, with a window on the right side. Homestar brings Bubs, Coach Z, and Strong Sad for a museum-style tour. Like the Immersive Horror Experience Room, Strong Bad can view the room via satellite camera. | ||
== Appearances == | |||
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* '''Debut:''' [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]] | * '''Debut:''' [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]] | ||
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Latest revision as of 14:24, 14 July 2026
"Why, if I had a haunted house, I think it would turn out a little something... like the following cartoon!"
St. Cadaverstump's totally not just an old furniture warehouse Morgue-tuary is a haunted house that Strong Bad made up in The House That Gave Sucky Tricks. It's open weeknights in October, and located just off of I-20. There is a mysterious chair outside, and there is a satellite dish on top.
Rooms
First Room
The first room has a framed Jibblies Painting of somebody's dad. He wears cycling gear, even though he's not serious about riding. He claims to be able to do a 220 in 4:45. Homestar Runner went to this room, and ran away screaming from the painting.
The Gross Out Room
The Gross Out Room is a silent, white room, filled with the stench of "Strong Mad Oyster Smoothie Breath Caked Armpit Latte", which happens to be an actual drink. Marzipan, The King of Town, and The Poopsmith went here.
Room Fifty-Whatev (Immersive Horror Experience Room)
The Imersive Horror Experience Room is a room where one is led to believe that they need to escape by opening the vault before time runs out. There is a skeleton which is pointing at a clue. It is described as "like a regular haunted house, 'cept with thinkin" on the poster. However, it is all just a prank by Strong Bad, trying to get people to reach into the toilet. Strong Bad also watches this room via satellite camera. Strong Sad went to this room.
Two-Star Bed and Breakfast Room
The Two-Star Bed and Breakfast Room is a room is a room designed to look like a two-star bed and breakfast, which is "somehow worse than if it only got one star". This room has dry scrambled eggs, questionable hairs on the antimacassar, and a failed "terlet" paper rose. The "Shut Up Lady" thinks this room is "so charming". Bubs and Coach Z went here.
Large Bean Room
One of the rooms would contain Large Bean, "the new face of terror", in a falling-apart Le Restige. It's a dark room with wooden floorboards and stained, cracked walls, with a window on the right side. Homestar brings Bubs, Coach Z, and Strong Sad for a museum-style tour. Like the Immersive Horror Experience Room, Strong Bad can view the room via satellite camera.
