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''He's got the apple juice blues...'' | |||
'''Apple Juice Blues''' is the sixth installment of Puppet Jam with [[They Might Be Giants]]. | '''Apple Juice Blues''' is the sixth installment of Puppet Jam with [[They Might Be Giants]]. | ||
'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' John | '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' John "flans" Flansburgh on guitar, John "linnell" Linnell on accordion, Marty "marty" Beller on skins, [[Puppet Character Variations|Puppet]] [[Homestar Runner|Homestar "homeslice" Runner]] on vox | ||
'''Running Time:''' 1:50 | '''Running Time:''' 1:50 | ||
'''DVD Exclusive:''' [[Everything Else, Volume 1]] | '''DVD Exclusive:'''[[Everything Else, Volume 1]] | ||
== Transcript == | |||
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No problems this time. | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No problems this time. | ||
''{Song begins. Starts to sway back and forth.}''<br /> | ''{Song begins. Starts to sway back and forth.}'' <br /> | ||
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' Apple juice...<br /> | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' Apple juice... <br /> | ||
Sassafras...<br /> | Sassafras... <br /> | ||
Peoples always askin' me,<br /> | Peoples always askin' me, <br /> | ||
"How d'you— how do you teach class?" <br /> | |||
I say—<br /> | I say— <br /> | ||
"Class is something you're born with, <br /> | |||
It's not something you can buy! | It's not something you can buy!" ''{Camera starts to shift left and zoom in a little}'' <br /> | ||
Just look me in the eye! Lady!<br /> | Just look me in the eye! Lady! <br /> | ||
Gimmie a dollar!<br /> | Gimmie a dollar! <br /> | ||
Gimmie two dollars! C'mon! ''{the tempo speeds up, camera moves to original position}''<br /> | Gimmie two dollars! C'mon! ''{the tempo speeds up, camera moves to original position}'' <br /> | ||
I was a man!<br /> | I was a man! <br /> | ||
But now I'm a dude!<br /> | But now I'm a dude! <br /> | ||
Oh yeah!<br /> | Oh yeah! <br /> | ||
I was a fan!<br /> | I was a fan! <br /> | ||
A ceiling fan...<br /> | A ceiling fan... <br /> | ||
Man! Ow!<br /> | Man! Ow!<br /> | ||
When you asked me to marry you, I said,<br /> | When you asked me to marry you, I said, <br /> | ||
"What? I can't hear you, the TV's on." <br /> ''{Camera starts to zoom into Linnell, then shifts to zoom into Linnell's hand}'' <br /> | |||
''{Camera starts to zoom into Linnell, then shifts to zoom into Linnell's hand}''<br /> | That TV was on, way too loud! <br /> | ||
That TV was on, way too loud!<br /> | I didn't hear you propose to me. ''{Cut abruptly to Marty, and cut back}'' <br /> | ||
I didn't hear you propose to me. ''{Cut abruptly to Marty, and cut back}''<br /> | Lady, <br /> | ||
Lady,<br /> | |||
My arm really, really hurts. | My arm really, really hurts. | ||
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{not singing anymore}'' Oh, I think my head just hit the microphone. ''{falls}'' | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{not singing anymore}'' Oh, I think my head just hit the microphone. ''{falls}'' | ||
== Fun Facts == | |||
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* Homestar demonstrates yet again that he is unaware of his [[Lack of Visible Arms|lack of visible arms]]. | * Homestar demonstrates yet again that he is unaware of his [[Lack of Visible Arms|lack of visible arms]]. | ||
** However, the phrase he says to indicate that could just be [[Matt Chapman]]'s personal comment said through Homestar. | ** However, the phrase he says to indicate that could just be [[Matt Chapman]]'s personal comment said through Homestar. | ||
* | * "Gimme a dollar." is a fortune in [[Fortune Cookies]]. | ||
** | ** "Giving Me a Dollar" is also a class at [[Crazy Go Nuts University]]. | ||
== External Links == | |||
* "[[index.php/Puppet Jam: Apple Juice Blues|Puppet Jam: Apple Juice Blues]]" on This Might Be A Wiki | |||
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| style="text-align:center;background-color:#ddf" | '''Toons''' | |||
| [[Everybody Knows It]] · [[Puppet Time]] · [[Labor Dabor]] · [[Action Cool News-oween Report]] | |||
|- | |||
| style="text-align:center;background-color:#ddf" | '''Vs. Little Girl''' | |||
| [[Homestar vs. Little Girl]] · [[Strong Bad vs. Little Girl!]] · [[Homestar vs. Little Girl 2]] · [[Homestar vs. Other Little Girl]] · [[Summer Short Shorts|Homestar vs. Very, Very Little Girl]] · [[Marshie vs. Little Girl]] | |||
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| style="text-align:center;background-color:#ddf" | '''[[Puppet Jam]]''' | |||
| [[Puppet Jam: Bad Jokes|Bad Jokes]] · [[Puppet Jam: Tropical Lazor Beams|Tropical Lazor Beams]] · [[Puppet Jam: Vitamins/Celebrities|Vitamins/Celebrities]] · [[Puppet Jam: Mission Control|Mission Control]] · [[Puppet Jam: President's Daughter|President's Daughter]] · '''Apple Juice Blues''' · [[Puppet Jam: Everybody Knows It|Everybody Knows It]] | |||
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| style="text-align:center;background-color:#ddf" | '''[[Biz Cas Fri]]''' | |||
| [[Biz Cas Fri 1]] · [[Biz Cas Fri 2]] · [[Biz Cas Fri 3]] | |||
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| style="text-align:center;background-color:#ddf" | '''[[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque]]: Puppet Squad''' | |||
| [[Dangeresque: Puppet Squad|The Curly Fried Caper]] · [[Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack|The Hot Jones Hijack]] | |||
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| style="text-align:center;background-color:#ddf" | '''[[DVD]] Videos''' | |||
| [[Secret Song (video)|Secret Song]] · [[Some Puppet Stuff]] · [[Some Extras]] · [[It's Like It Was Meant to Be (video)|It's Like It Was Meant to Be]] · [[Real-Live E-Mails]] · [[Puppets on the Road]] · [[Puppets & Little Girl Outtakes]] | |||
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| style="text-align:center;background-color:#ddf" | '''[[Store]] Related''' | |||
| [[Talkin' Strong Bad Plush Doll Commercial]] ([[Talkin' Strong Bad Plush Doll Recording Sesh|Recording Sesh]]) · [[Talk-It-Yourself Homestar Runner Puppet Plush]] · [[Kick The Cheat Voicebox Replacement Surgery]] · [[Kick The Cheat Returns!]] | |||
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| style="text-align:center;background-color:#ddf" | '''Other Videos''' | |||
| [[Homestar and the Nice Present]] · [[Main Page 25]] · [[The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar]] · [[Coffee Town with Homestar + Mike]] · [[Greatest American Homestar]] · [[Quickstart Overview (video)|Quickstart Overview]] | |||
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| style="text-align:center;background-color:#ddf" | '''Characters''' | |||
| [[Puppet Character Variations]] · [[Shark-Tooth Bubs]] · [[The Exact Same]] · [[Szechuan Steve]] · [[Stingy Relenque]] · [[Santaman]]<br />[[Little Girl]] · [[Other Little Girl]] · [[Very, Very Little Girl]] | |||
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[[Category:Everything Else, Volume 1]] | |||
[[Category:DVD Exclusive]] | |||
[[Category:Puppet Jam]] | |||
[[Category:Puppet Homestar Filmography]] | |||
[[Category:Everything Else DVD Series]] | |||
Latest revision as of 14:24, 14 July 2026
He's got the apple juice blues...
Apple Juice Blues is the sixth installment of Puppet Jam with They Might Be Giants.
Cast (in order of appearance): John "flans" Flansburgh on guitar, John "linnell" Linnell on accordion, Marty "marty" Beller on skins, Puppet Homestar "homeslice" Runner on vox
Running Time: 1:50
DVD Exclusive:Everything Else, Volume 1
Transcript
HOMESTAR RUNNER: No problems this time.
{Song begins. Starts to sway back and forth.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {singing} Apple juice...
Sassafras...
Peoples always askin' me,
"How d'you— how do you teach class?"
I say—
"Class is something you're born with,
It's not something you can buy!" {Camera starts to shift left and zoom in a little}
Just look me in the eye! Lady!
Gimmie a dollar!
Gimmie two dollars! C'mon! {the tempo speeds up, camera moves to original position}
I was a man!
But now I'm a dude!
Oh yeah!
I was a fan!
A ceiling fan...
Man! Ow!
When you asked me to marry you, I said,
"What? I can't hear you, the TV's on."
{Camera starts to zoom into Linnell, then shifts to zoom into Linnell's hand}
That TV was on, way too loud!
I didn't hear you propose to me. {Cut abruptly to Marty, and cut back}
Lady,
My arm really, really hurts.
{They Might Be Giants gradually stop playing and Homestar moves quickly up and then down}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {not singing anymore} Oh, I think my head just hit the microphone. {falls}
Fun Facts
- Homestar demonstrates yet again that he is unaware of his lack of visible arms.
- However, the phrase he says to indicate that could just be Matt Chapman's personal comment said through Homestar.
- "Gimme a dollar." is a fortune in Fortune Cookies.
- "Giving Me a Dollar" is also a class at Crazy Go Nuts University.
External Links
- "Puppet Jam: Apple Juice Blues" on This Might Be A Wiki
