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| ''"Job" redirects here. For the toon about Coach Z trying to pronounce "job", see [[A Jorb Well Done]]''. | | ''"Job" redirects here. For the toon about Coach Z trying to pronounce "job", see [[A Jorb Well Done]]''. |
| | | ''"Career" redirects here. For the toon about a career day in Marzipan's class, see [[Career Day]]''. |
| ''"Career" redirects here. For the toon about a career day in Marzipan's class, see [[Career Day]]''. | |
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| The '''occupations''' of many [[Free Country, USA]] inhabitants are unclear. Some have no confirmed jobs, while others appear to hold several full-time jobs concurrently. | | The '''occupations''' of many [[Free Country, USA]] inhabitants are unclear. Some have no confirmed jobs, while others appear to hold several full-time jobs concurrently. |
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| == <span class="mw-headline">Known occupations</span> ==
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| ! Character | | ! Character |
| ! Jobs | | ! Jobs |
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| | [[Homestar Runner]] | | | [[Homestar Runner]] |
| | * Athlete ''(may be amateur)'' ([[A Jorb Well Done]], [[montage]], [[A Jumping Jack Contest]], [[Strongest Man in the World]], [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]], [[Homestar Ruiner]]) | | | |
| * [[The Office|Office]] worker (tech support?) ([[dullard]], [[Puppet Stuff|Biz Cas Fri]], [[isp]], [[4 branches]], [[from work]])
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| * News anchor ([[Main Page 11]])
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| * Host of [[The Show]] ([[the show]], [[Main Page 19]], [[4 branches]])
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| * Teacher ([[The King of Town DVD]], [[A Jorb Well Done]], [[anything]])
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| * Bunmaker ([[disconnected]])
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| * Pitchman ([[Fluffy Puff Commercial]])
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| * [[Homestarmy]] Colonel ([[army]], [[more armies]], [[Strong Badia the Free]])
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| * Server at The Pizz ([[pizza joint]])
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| * Server at a diner ([[Summer Short Shorts]], [[Main Page 5]], [[Date Nite]], [[Blubb-O's Commercial]])
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| * [[Crazy Go Nuts University]] mascot ([[mascot]], [[4 branches]], [[rough copy]], [[On Break]])
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| * Doughnut Vendor ([[Donut Unto Others]])
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| * Detective ([[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])
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| | [[Pom Pom]] | | | [[Pom Pom]] |
| | * Athlete ''(may be amateur)'' ([[A Jumping Jack Contest]], [[Strongest Man in the World]], [[Homestar Ruiner]]) | | | |
| * Filmmaker ([[pom pom]], [[technology]], [[independent]])
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| * "Big Cheese" at the office ([[from work]])
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| * Mascot ([[On Break]])
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| * Soldier, Homestarmy ([[Strong Badia the Free]])
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| * Detective ([[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])
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| | [[Strong Bad]] | | | [[Strong Bad]] |
| | * Office worker ([[Puppet Stuff|Biz Cas Fri]], [[dullard]], [[4 branches]], [[from work]]) | | | |
| * Prinicpal of [[Crazy Go Nuts University]] and a high school ([[CGNU]], [[Homestar Quiz]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]])
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| * Thief ([[caper]], [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])
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| * News anchor ([[local news]])
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| * News meteorologist ([[Main Page 11]])
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| * Investigative reporter ([[interview]])
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| * [[Tragic Clown Dog]] mascot ([[part-time job]], [[On Break]])
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| * Former tag-team wrestler ([[Marshmallow's Last Stand]], [[yes, wrestling]])
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| * Lifeguard ''(may be amateur)'' ([[keep cool]])
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| * Indie comics author ([[comic]])
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| * Voice-over artist for local events ([[monster truck]])
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| * Former newspaper delivery-boy ([[the chair]])
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| * Expensive briefcase carrier ([[secret identity]])
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| * Columnist for a women's help magazine. ([[secret identity]])
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| * Host of a quickly-cancelled show on Animal Planet ([[montage]])
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| * Owner of The Pizz and the website Virtualpizz.biz ([[pizza joint]])
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| * Health Inspector ([[Donut Unto Others]])
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| | [[The Cheat]] | | | [[The Cheat]] |
| | * Former toner salesman ([[montage]]) | | | |
| * Office worker (internal tech support?) ([[Biz Cas Fri 3]])
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| * Domestic servant ([[lackey]])
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| * Flash animator ''(may be amateur)'' ([[Powered by The Cheat]])
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| * Assistant thief ([[caper]], [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]], [[garage sale]])
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| * Drummer ([[Cool Things]], [[Baddest of the Bands]])
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| * Commando ([[army]])
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| * Disc jockey ([[geddup noise]], [[nightlife]], [[Strong Badia the Free]])
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| * Owner of Cheatsa Pizza ([[pizza joint]])
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| * Actor ([[more armies]])
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| | [[Marzipan]] | | | [[Marzipan]] |
| | * Kindergarten [[Portmanteaus|Montesodium]] teacher ([[coloring]], [[Career Day]]) | | | |
| * Guitarist/singer ([[Weclome Back]], [[Cool Things]], [[Baddest of the Bands]])
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| * Actress ([[being mean]])
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| | [[Strong Mad]] | | | [[Strong Mad]] |
| | * Bassist ([[Cool Things]], [[Baddest of the Bands]]) | | | |
| * Former tag-team wrestler ([[Marshmallow's Last Stand]], [[yes, wrestling]])
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| * Bouncer ([[nightlife]])
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| * Actor ([[being mean]])
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| * Security Guard ([[Homestar Ruiner]], [[Strong Badia the Free]])
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| | [[Strong Sad]] | | | [[Strong Sad]] |
| | * Experimental film director ([[Experimental Film]], [[independent]]) | | | |
| * Temp ([[from work]])
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| * Soldier, Homestarmy ([[army]], [[Strong Badia the Free]])
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| * Violinist ([[Quality Time]])
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| * Rock journalist ([[Baddest of the Bands]])
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| | [[Coach Z]] | | | [[Coach Z]] |
| | * Coach | | | |
| * Referee ([[montage]])
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| * Rapper ''(may be amateur)'' ([[rampage]], [[New Boots]], [[Rap Song]])
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| * Janitor ([[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]], [[DNA Evidence]])
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| * [[Blubb-O's]] mascot ([[Blubb-O's Commercial]], [[On Break]])
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| * Actor ([[being mean]])
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| * Soldier, Homestarmy ([[Strong Badia the Free]])
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| * Policeman ([[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])
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| | [[Bubs]] | | | [[Bubs]] |
| | * Concession stand owner/operator | | | |
| * Professional handyman ([[12:00]])
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| * ISP operator ([[isp]])
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| * The Office IT Professional ([[from work]])
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| * Paranormal Investigator ([[Bug In Mouth Disease]])
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| * Normal Investigator ([[Bug In Mouth Disease]])
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| * TV/VCR Repairman ([[Bug In Mouth Disease]])
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| * Toga Yoga Instuctor ([[DNA Evidence]])
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| * Bartender ([[nightlife]], [[Strong Badia the Free|Strong Badia The Free]])
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| * Black market dealer in legitimate goods ([[licensed]])
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| * Videlectrician ([[Baddest of the Bands]])
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| * Veterinarian ([[Best Caper Ever]])
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| * Doughnut Vendor ([[Donut Unto Others]])
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| * [[Questionable Services|Questionable]] Medical Coverage Provider ([[Donut Unto Others]])
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| * Sketch artist ([[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]])
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| * Lawyer ([[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]])
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| | [[The King of Town]] | | | [[The King of Town]] |
| | * King | | | |
| * Food marketer
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| * Star of a comic strip ''(temporary)'' ([[old comics]])
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| * Star of a quite popular cartoon show ([[senior prom]], [[The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show!!]])
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| * Authorized Godzilla re-seller ([[TrogdorCon '97]])
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| * Teacher ([[being mean]])
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| | [[Homsar]] | | | [[Homsar]] |
| | * 7-inches salesman ([[Weclome Back]]) | | | |
| * Soldier, Homestarmy ([[army]], [[Strong Badia the Free]])
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| | [[Marshie]] | | | [[Marshie]] |
| | * Mascot for [[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows]] ([[retirement]], [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]], [[Meet Marshie]]) | | | |
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| | [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]] | | | [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]] |
| | * Vaudevillian ([[alternate universe]]) | | | |
| * Ghost hunter ([[That a Ghost|That A Ghost]])
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| * Radio drama narrator ([[radio]])
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| * Entrepreneur ([[2 emails]])
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| | [[Senor Cardgage]] | | | [[Senor Cardgage]] |
| | * Mortgage broker ([[Senor Mortgage]]) | | | |
| * Used car salesman ([[Senorial Day]])
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| * Movie theater usher ([[the movies]], [[rated]])
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| * Commercial pitchman ([[candy product]])
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| * Guest Bubs ''(temporary)'' ([[original]])
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| * Owner of a shady daycare ([[licensed]])
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| | [[Vector Strong Bad]] | | | [[Vector Strong Bad]] |
| | * Training simulator for [[Stinkoman]] ([[alternate universe]]) | | | |
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| | [[Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife]] | | | [[Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife]] |
| | * Soldier, Homestarmy ([[army]]) | | | |
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| | [[The Poopsmith]], [[The Cleric]], [[The Blacksmith]], [[The Hornblower]], [[The Knight]], [[That Little Chef Guy]] | | | [[The Poopsmith]], [[The Cleric]], [[The Blacksmith]], [[The Hornblower]], [[The Knight]], [[That Little Chef Guy]] |
| | * Servants to [[The King of Town]] | | | |
| * Musicians in a [[K.O.T.H.S. Junior Varsity Marching Band|marching band]], a [[senior prom|general business band]], and a [[the movies|Mariachi Band]]
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| * Characters in a TV show ([[The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show]])
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| | [[Frank Bennedetto]] | | | [[Frank Bennedetto]] |
| | * Soldier, Homestarmy ([[army]], [[Labor Dabor]]) | | | |
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| | [[Wagon Fulla Pancakes]] | | | [[Wagon Fulla Pancakes]] |
| | * Former toner salesperson ([[montage]]) | | | |
| * Athlete ''(for the [[Champeenship]])'' ([[montage]])
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| * Used car dealership TV spokesperson ([[montage]])
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| | [[Crack Stuntman]] | | | [[Crack Stuntman]] |
| | * Voice of [[Gunhaver]] in [[Cheat Commandos]] | | | |
| * Spokesperson for [[Pistols For Pandas (organization)|Pistols for Pandas]] ([[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]], [[Pistols for Pandas|Pistols For Pandas]])
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| * Guest Bubs ''(temporary)'' ([[original]])
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| * Spokesperson for halloweensafety.gov ([[Halloween Safety]])
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| | [[Litigation Jackson]] | | | [[Litigation Jackson]] |
| | * Movie Star ([[A Decemberween Pageant]], [[rampage]]) | | | |
| * Lawyer ([[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]])
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