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In addition to normal [[Catch Phrases|catch phrases]] on the part of the individual characters, numerous products and shows throughout the [[Homestar Runner universe]] have '''slogans, mottos or jingles.'''
In addition to normal [[Catch Phrases|catch phrases]] on the part of the individual characters, numerous products and shows throughout the [[Homestar Runner universe]] have '''slogans, mottos or jingles.'''


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== Appearances ==
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== Contents ==


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=== Ab-Abber 2000 ===
* [#Appearances 1 Appearances]
** [#Ab-Abber_2000 1.1 Ab-Abber 2000]
** [#Blubb-O.27s 1.2 Blubb-O's]
** [#Bubs.27_Concession_Stand 1.3 Bubs' Concession Stand]
** [#Bubs.27_Old_Pizza 1.4 Bubs' Old Pizza]
** [#Cheat_Commandos 1.5 Cheat Commandos]
** [#Coach_Z_Ale 1.6 Coach Z Ale]
** [#Cold_One 1.7 Cold One]
** [#Comp.C3.A9 1.8 Compé]
** [#Crazy_Go_Nuts_University 1.9 Crazy Go Nuts University]
** [#Fluffy_Puff_Marshmallows 1.10 Fluffy Puff Marshmallows]
** [#Fluffy_Puff_Air-Puffed_Sugar_Delights 1.11 Fluffy Puff Air-Puffed Sugar Delights]
** [#Grampy_Aught-Six 1.12 Grampy Aught-Six]
** [#Hamburger_Shampoo 1.13 Hamburger Shampoo]
** [#Lappy_486 1.14 Lappy 486]
** [#Litigation_Jackson 1.15 Litigation Jackson]
** [#Polymascotfoamalate 1.16 Polymascotfoamalate]
** [#Roomy-Vac 1.17 Roomy-Vac]
** [#SBLOUNSKCHED.21 1.18 SBLOUNSKCHED!]
** [#Schenectady_Crispies 1.19 Schenectady Crispies]
** [#Senor_Cardgage_Mortgage 1.20 Senor Cardgage Mortgage]
** [#Sog_Dog 1.21 Sog Dog]
** [#Strong_Bad.27s_Double_Deuce-blemint_Gum 1.22 Strong Bad's Double Deuce-blemint Gum]
** [#Strong_Bad.27s_EGGS 1.23 Strong Bad's EGGS]
** [#Strong_Bad.27s_Mount_RidesPlace.21_USA 1.24 Strong Bad's Mount RidesPlace! USA]
** [#Strong_Badia_Action_Cool_News_5 1.25 Strong Badia Action Cool News 5]
** [#Styles_Upon_Styles 1.26 Styles Upon Styles]
** [#Suge_Brown 1.27 Suge Brown]
** [#Temporarios 1.28 Temporarios]
** [#The_Cheatcakes 1.29 The Cheatcakes]
** [#The_King_of_Town.27s_Very_Own_Quite_Popular_Cartoon_Show 1.30 The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show]
** [#Uncle_Strong_Bad.27s_Flavor_Taste_Style_Chewing_Powders 1.31 Uncle Strong Bad's Flavor Taste Style Chewing Powders]
** [#Videlectrix 1.32 Videlectrix]
* [#See_also 2 See also]


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* "They'll be [[All up ons|all up ons]]!" — [[suntan]]


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=== Blubb-O's ===
== <span class="mw-headline">Appearances</span> ==


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* "You guessed it... We're called Blubb-O's" — [[nightlife]], [[Blubb-O's Commercial]]
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Ab-Abber 2000]]</span> ===
* "Come the Heck Down" [[Blubb-O's Commercial]]


* &quot;They'll be [[All up ons|all up ons]]!&quot; — [[suntan]]
=== Bubs' Concession Stand ===


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* "We're always awesome!" — [[Bubs's Character Video]]
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Blubb-O's]]</span> ===
* "We've got everything! Twice!" [[Homestar Ruiner]]


* &quot;You guessed it... We're called Blubb-O's&quot; — [[nightlife]], [[Blubb-O's Commercial]]
=== Bubs' Old Pizza ===
* &quot;Come the Heck Down&quot; — [[Blubb-O's Commercial]]


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* "It's-A Really Old" [[privileges]]
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Bubs' Concession Stand]]</span> ===


* &quot;We're always awesome!&quot; — [[Bubs's Character Video]]
=== Cheat Commandos ===
* &quot;We've got everything! Twice!&quot; — [[Homestar Ruiner]]


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* "[[Buy all our playsets and toys!!]]"
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Bubs' Old Pizza]]</span> ===
* "Cheat Commandos, rock, rock on!"
* "Cheat Commandos, riggidy-roll!" (according to [[Gunhaver]]; not what they usually say, as [[Silent Rip]] noted) — [[An Important Rap Song]]


* &quot;It's-A Really Old&quot; — [[privileges]]
=== Coach Z Ale ===


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* "Differently Lame!" [[time capsule]]
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Cheat Commandos]]</span> ===


* &quot;[[Buy all our playsets and toys!!]]&quot;
=== Cold One ===
* &quot;Cheat Commandos, rock, rock on!&quot;
* &quot;Cheat Commandos, riggidy-roll!&quot; (according to [[Gunhaver]]; not what they usually say, as [[Silent Rip]] noted) — [[An Important Rap Song]]


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* "A one that isn't cold, is scarcely a one at all." [[property of ones]]
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Minor Drinks|Coach Z Ale]]</span> ===


* &quot;Differently Lame!&quot; — [[time capsule]]
=== Compé ===


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* "Because flat-panel sophistication demands made-up words." [[Compy Catalog]]
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Cold One]]</span> ===


* &quot;A one that isn't cold, is scarcely a one at all.&quot; — [[property of ones]]
=== Crazy Go Nuts University ===


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* "The future is you... probably" [[CGNU]]
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Compé]]</span> ===


* &quot;Because flat-panel sophistication demands made-up words.&quot; — [[Compy Catalog]]
=== Fluffy Puff Marshmallows ===


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* "Seriously, folks, they're the best." — [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]]
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Crazy Go Nuts University]]</span> ===
* "The first one to eat a million, wins." — [[the show]]
* "Made from the best stuff!" — [[Meet Marshie]], [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]], [[A Decemberween Pageant]]
* "They're fluffity! They're puffity! One, two, three, four, five!"
* "Yeah! Still!" — [[retirement]]
* "Why ever drink again?" [[Marshie vs. Little Girl]]


* &quot;The future is you... probably&quot; — [[CGNU]]
=== Fluffy Puff Air-Puffed Sugar Delights ===


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* "Handpuffed at the factory in [[Neuconsin]]" — [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]]
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows]]</span> ===
* "Look Lively!!" [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]]


* &quot;Seriously, folks, they're the best.&quot; — [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]]
=== Grampy Aught-Six ===
* &quot;The first one to eat a million, wins.&quot; — [[the show]]
* &quot;Made from the best stuff!&quot; — [[Meet Marshie]], [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]], [[A Decemberween Pageant]]
* &quot;They're fluffity! They're puffity! One, two, three, four, five!&quot;
* &quot;Yeah! Still!&quot; — [[retirement]]
* &quot;Why ever drink again?&quot; — [[Marshie vs. Little Girl]]


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* "Because Piccadilly's not open 24 hours." [[Compy Catalog]]
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Fluffy Puff Air-Puffed Sugar Delights]]</span> ===


* &quot;Handpuffed at the factory in [[Neuconsin]]&quot; — [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]]
=== Hamburger Shampoo ===
* &quot;Look Lively!!&quot; — [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]]


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* "Geddup Noise approved!" — [[geddup noise]]
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Grampy Aught-Six]]</span> ===
* "Like a backyard BBQ in your hair!" [[geddup noise]]


* &quot;Because Piccadilly's not open 24 hours.&quot; — [[Compy Catalog]]
=== Lappy 486 ===


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* "Finally, a computer for your lap!" [[animal]]
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Hamburger Shampoo]]</span> ===


* &quot;Geddup Noise approved!&quot; — [[geddup noise]]
=== Litigation Jackson ===
* &quot;Like a backyard BBQ in your hair!&quot; — [[geddup noise]]


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* "The system really works, jerks!" [[A Decemberween Pageant]]
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Lappy 486]]</span> ===


* &quot;Finally, a computer for your lap!&quot; — [[animal]]
=== Polymascotfoamalate ===


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* "Ingenuitizing the future!" [[4 branches]]
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Litigation Jackson]]</span> ===


* &quot;The system really works, jerks!&quot; — [[A Decemberween Pageant]]
=== Roomy-Vac ===


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* "The Roomy-Vac is a real powerHOUSE...get it? Oh, you don't? Well, because it's the size of a... Oh, you were kidding? You do get it? Pretty good, huh? No?" [[Compy Catalog]]
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Polymascotfoamalate]]</span> ===


* &quot;Ingenuitizing the future!&quot; — [[4 branches]]
=== SBLOUNSKCHED! ===


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* "Who's got the money?" — [[candy product]]
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Roomy-Vac]]</span> ===
* "You got SBLOUNSKCHED!" [[candy product]]


* &quot;The Roomy-Vac is a real powerHOUSE...get it? Oh, you don't? Well, because it's the size of a... Oh, you were kidding? You do get it? Pretty good, huh? No?&quot; — [[Compy Catalog]]
=== Schenectady Crispies ===


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* "I hope I don't get caught!" — [[labor day]], [[the bet]]
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[SBLOUNSKCHED!]]</span> ===


* &quot;Who's got the money?&quot; — [[candy product]]
=== Senor Cardgage Mortgage ===
* &quot;You got SBLOUNSKCHED!&quot; — [[candy product]]


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* "Get a Leg Up on the Pile and Refinance Your Dreams!" — [[Senor Mortgage]]
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Schenectady Crispies]]</span> ===
* "No Probalo!" [[Senor Mortgage]]


* &quot;I hope I don't get caught!&quot; — [[labor day]], [[the bet]]
=== Sog Dog ===


<span id="mw96"></span>
* "Mmmm... Drink In That Bun!" [[environment]]
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Senor Cardgage Mortgage]]</span> ===


* &quot;Get a Leg Up on the Pile and Refinance Your Dreams!&quot; — [[Senor Mortgage]]
=== Strong Bad's Double Deuce-blemint Gum ===
* &quot;No Probalo!&quot; — [[Senor Mortgage]]


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* "It's Light Green!!!" — [[2 emails]]
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Minor Foods|Sog Dog]]</span> ===
* "Strong Bad's Double Deuce-blemint Gum is the product of choice" [[2 emails]]


* &quot;Mmmm... Drink In That Bun!&quot; — [[environment]]
=== Strong Bad's EGGS ===


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* "A Nutritious Part of your Morning Routine!" [[morning routine]]
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Minor Foods|Strong Bad's Double Deuce-blemint Gum]]</span> ===


* &quot;It's Light Green!!!&quot; — [[2 emails]]
=== Strong Bad's Mount RidesPlace! USA ===
* &quot;Strong Bad's Double Deuce-blemint Gum is the product of choice&quot; — [[2 emails]]


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* "More rides than you or your grandmother can handle (please do not bring your grandmother)" [[theme park]]
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Strong Bad's EGGS]]</span> ===


* &quot;A Nutritious Part of your Morning Routine!&quot; — [[morning routine]]
=== Strong Badia Action Cool News 5 ===


<span id="mw106"></span>
* "We're investiga-awesome!" [[local news]]
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Strong Bad's Mount RidesPlace! USA]]</span> ===


* &quot;More rides than you or your grandmother can handle (please do not bring your grandmother)&quot; — [[theme park]]
=== Styles Upon Styles ===


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* "Steep prices and trees!" [[animal]]
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Strong Badia]] [[Action Cool 5|Action Cool News 5]]</span> ===


* &quot;We're investiga-awesome!&quot; — [[local news]]
=== Suge Brown ===


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* "Don't Borrow From Thy Neighbor!" [[best thing]]
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Styles Upon Styles]]</span> ===


* &quot;Steep prices and trees!&quot; — [[animal]]
=== Temporarios ===


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* "Cuz I'm Don't Get Paid!" [[strong badathlon]]
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Suge Brown]]</span> ===


* &quot;Don't Borrow From Thy Neighbor!&quot; — [[best thing]]
=== The Cheatcakes ===


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* "Those people go to prison!" — [[stupid stuff]], [[time capsule]]
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Minor Foods|Temporarios]]</span> ===


* &quot;Cuz I'm Don't Get Paid!&quot; — [[strong badathlon]]
=== The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show ===


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* "Let the King have some!" — [[senior prom]]
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[The Cheatcakes]]</span> ===
* "For reals this time!" [[KOT's VOQPCS!]]


* &quot;Those people go to prison!&quot; — [[stupid stuff]], [[time capsule]]
=== Uncle Strong Bad's Flavor Taste Style Chewing Powders ===


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* "Whisk Away The Worries!" [[2 emails]]
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[KOT's VOQPCS!|The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show]]</span> ===


* &quot;Let the King have some!&quot; — [[senior prom]]
=== Videlectrix ===
* &quot;For reals this time!&quot; — [[KOT's VOQPCS!]]


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* "We use computers... to make video games!"
=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Minor Foods|Uncle Strong Bad's Flavor Taste Style Chewing Powders]]</span> ===


* &quot;Whisk Away The Worries!&quot; — [[2 emails]]
== See also ==
 
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=== <span class="mw-headline">[[Videlectrix]]</span> ===
 
* &quot;We use computers... to make video games!&quot;
 
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Latest revision as of 14:24, 14 July 2026

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"The Future is You... Probably"

In addition to normal catch phrases on the part of the individual characters, numerous products and shows throughout the Homestar Runner universe have slogans, mottos or jingles.

Appearances

Ab-Abber 2000

Blubb-O's

Bubs' Concession Stand

Bubs' Old Pizza

Cheat Commandos

Coach Z Ale

Cold One

Compé

  • "Because flat-panel sophistication demands made-up words." — Compy Catalog

Crazy Go Nuts University

  • "The future is you... probably" — CGNU

Fluffy Puff Marshmallows

Fluffy Puff Air-Puffed Sugar Delights

Grampy Aught-Six

Hamburger Shampoo

Lappy 486

  • "Finally, a computer for your lap!" — animal

Litigation Jackson

Polymascotfoamalate

Roomy-Vac

  • "The Roomy-Vac is a real powerHOUSE...get it? Oh, you don't? Well, because it's the size of a... Oh, you were kidding? You do get it? Pretty good, huh? No?" — Compy Catalog

SBLOUNSKCHED!

Schenectady Crispies

Senor Cardgage Mortgage

Sog Dog

Strong Bad's Double Deuce-blemint Gum

  • "It's Light Green!!!" — 2 emails
  • "Strong Bad's Double Deuce-blemint Gum is the product of choice" — 2 emails

Strong Bad's EGGS

Strong Bad's Mount RidesPlace! USA

  • "More rides than you or your grandmother can handle (please do not bring your grandmother)" — theme park

Strong Badia Action Cool News 5

Styles Upon Styles

  • "Steep prices and trees!" — animal

Suge Brown

Temporarios

The Cheatcakes

Uncle Strong Bad's Flavor Taste Style Chewing Powders

Videlectrix

  • "We use computers... to make video games!"

See also