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&quot;The number you have reached is not your boyfriend calling you right now.&quot;
 
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''"The number you have reached is not your boyfriend calling you right now."''


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Marzipan has only a few weeks to live, the King of Town needs advice on being cool, Strong Bad brags about his imaginary girlfriend, and Homestar insults his real girlfriend.
Marzipan has only a few weeks to live, the King of Town needs advice on being cool, Strong Bad brags about his imaginary girlfriend, and Homestar insults his real girlfriend.


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'''Page Title:''' Marzipan's Answering Machine Volume 4
'''Page Title:''' Marzipan's Answering Machine Volume 4


'''DVD:''' [[Everything Else, Volume 1]]
'''DVD:'''[[Everything Else, Volume 1]]
 
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== Transcript ==
== Contents ==


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=== Marzipan's Greeting ===
* [#Transcript 1 Transcript]
** [#Marzipan.27s_Greeting 1.1 Marzipan's Greeting]
** [#Message_5 1.2 Message 5]
** [#Message_4 1.3 Message 4]
** [#Message_3 1.4 Message 3]
** [#Message_2 1.5 Message 2]
** [#Message_1 1.6 Message 1]
* [#Fun_Facts 2 Fun Facts]
* [#External_Links 3 External Links]
 
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== <span class="mw-headline"> Transcript </span> ==
 
<span id="marzipans-greeting"></span>
=== <span class="mw-headline"> Marzipan's Greeting </span> ===


'''MARZIPAN:''' Hi, this is Marzipan. I'm sittin' in my dark room... thinkin'. Please leave me a message. ''{beep}''
'''MARZIPAN:''' Hi, this is Marzipan. I'm sittin' in my dark room... thinkin'. Please leave me a message. ''{beep}''


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=== Message 5 ===
=== <span class="mw-headline"> Message 5 </span> ===


'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, yes. Hello, Marzipan. This is your doctor, Dr. Professional. And I, uh, your results have come back from the lab, and I'm afraid I have some bad news. Um, you've been diagnosed with serious problems. I mean, these are really serious, man... and, I only give you a couple of weeks, sadly. Um, so it's hard to break this news to you, but if I were you, I would start giving your stuff away to people, um, like, maybe put your stereo out on the sidewalk right now, and then go back inside and— and look for some other stuff that, um, maybe I might— I mean, people might want to have. Um, okay! Hope you had a good life.
'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, yes. Hello, Marzipan. This is your doctor, Dr. Professional. And I, uh, your results have come back from the lab, and I'm afraid I have some bad news. Um, you've been diagnosed with serious problems. I mean, these are really serious, man... and, I only give you a couple of weeks, sadly. Um, so it's hard to break this news to you, but if I were you, I would start giving your stuff away to people, um, like, maybe put your stereo out on the sidewalk right now, and then go back inside and— and look for some other stuff that, um, maybe I might— I mean, people might want to have. Um, okay! Hope you had a good life.


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=== Message 4 ===
=== <span class="mw-headline"> Message 4 </span> ===


'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Ooh! Hey, Marzipan, it's the King. Um, I wanted to talk to you because I've been noticing recently that I... I'm not very cool, and, nobody really likes me. Um, so I thought maybe you could give me some pointers, or put in a good word for me with the guys. You know, I mean I like the same bands as you guys and... or maybe you could— I could get them something like you could tell me what kind of video games they like or something, like... I'm getting kind of desperate and lonely... Okay, bye!
'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Ooh! Hey, Marzipan, it's the King. Um, I wanted to talk to you because I've been noticing recently that I... I'm not very cool, and, nobody really likes me. Um, so I thought maybe you could give me some pointers, or put in a good word for me with the guys. You know, I mean I like the same bands as you guys and... or maybe you could— I could get them something like you could tell me what kind of video games they like or something, like... I'm getting kind of desperate and lonely... Okay, bye!


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=== Message 3 ===
=== <span class="mw-headline"> Message 3 </span> ===


'''KEVIN:''' Hey, Marzipan. This is Kevin. Uh, we were just calling... a bunch of us are over here... just seeing what you were doing tonight. Um, give a call back. All right.
'''KEVIN:''' Hey, Marzipan. This is Kevin. Uh, we were just calling... a bunch of us are over here... just seeing what you were doing tonight. Um, give a call back. All right.


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=== Message 2 ===
=== <span class="mw-headline"> Message 2 </span> ===


'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, hey Marzipan. This is Strong Bad. Um, I was wondering if you could help me with a dilemma I have. Uh, I don't know what to get for my GIRLFRIEND for Valentine's Day. Um, you know, my GIRLfriend... who, uh, lives up in the other country, um, that you've never met, and you'll probably never meet her. But, uh, she's really REAL, you know... so I'm trying to think of what to get her, like, chocolates or flowers or something, you know, REAL... the type of thing that you give to a REAL person that exists. Um... so, you know, any ideas you have, 'cause my girlfriend really likes presents from me, her real boyfriend. Uh... okay! Duh, gimme a call.
'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, hey Marzipan. This is Strong Bad. Um, I was wondering if you could help me with a dilemma I have. Uh, I don't know what to get for my GIRLFRIEND for Valentine's Day. Um, you know, my GIRLfriend... who, uh, lives up in the other country, um, that you've never met, and you'll probably never meet her. But, uh, she's really REAL, you know... so I'm trying to think of what to get her, like, chocolates or flowers or something, you know, REAL... the type of thing that you give to a REAL person that exists. Um... so, you know, any ideas you have, 'cause my girlfriend really likes presents from me, her real boyfriend. Uh... okay! Duh, gimme a call.


<span id="message-1"></span>
=== Message 1 ===
=== <span class="mw-headline"> Message 1 </span> ===


'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, hey, Marzipan! This is Homestar. Um, I was wondering if you could help me with a dilemma I'm having. I can't think of what to get my girlfriend for Valentine's Day. Um, she's kind of annoying, and overbearing, and kind of a big hippie. So if you could ''{slowly realizes that he's talking about Marzipan}'' buh... oh. ''{poorly imitates operator error tone}'' Doo doo ''doo''!! The number you have reached is not... your boyfriend calling you... uh... right now. ''{poorly imitates dial tone}'' Doooooo do do do do dooooooo this is the dial tone dooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Okay, bye!
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, hey, Marzipan! This is Homestar. Um, I was wondering if you could help me with a dilemma I'm having. I can't think of what to get my girlfriend for Valentine's Day. Um, she's kind of annoying, and overbearing, and kind of a big hippie. So if you could ''{slowly realizes that he's talking about Marzipan}'' buh... oh. ''{poorly imitates operator error tone}'' Doo doo ''doo''!! The number you have reached is not... your boyfriend calling you... uh... right now. ''{poorly imitates dial tone}'' Doooooo do do do do dooooooo this is the dial tone dooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Okay, bye!


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== Fun Facts ==
== <span class="mw-headline"> Fun Facts </span> ==


* It had been mistakenly assumed that the Kevin in this toon was [[UMFM Interview - 20 May 2003|Kevin Scott]], who once interviewed the Chaps. He later denied this, and, in fact, in the [[Everything Else, Volume 1]] commentary for [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]], it was revealed that [[Craig Zobel]] provided the voice of Kevin here.
* It had been mistakenly assumed that the Kevin in this toon was [[UMFM Interview - 20 May 2003|Kevin Scott]], who once interviewed the Chaps. He later denied this, and, in fact, in the [[Everything Else, Volume 1]] commentary for [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]], it was revealed that [[Craig Zobel]] provided the voice of Kevin here.
* Although this is version six, the page title reads &quot;Marzipan's Answering Machine Volume 4&quot;.
* Although this is version six, the page title reads "Marzipan's Answering Machine Volume 4".


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* [https://homestarrunner.com/toons/marzipans-answering-machine-6 watch "Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0"]
* [https://homestarrunner.com/toons/marzipans-answering-machine-6 watch "Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0"]
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Latest revision as of 14:24, 14 July 2026

Marzipan's Answering Machine #6 watch · ← Version 5.0 · Version 7.0 →

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"The number you have reached is not your boyfriend calling you right now."

Marzipan has only a few weeks to live, the King of Town needs advice on being cool, Strong Bad brags about his imaginary girlfriend, and Homestar insults his real girlfriend.

Cast (in order of appearance): Marzipan, Strong Bad, The King of Town, Kevin, Homestar Runner

Places: Marzipan's House

Date: Tuesday, January 22, 2002

Running Time: 3:04

Page Title: Marzipan's Answering Machine Volume 4

DVD:Everything Else, Volume 1

Transcript

Marzipan's Greeting

MARZIPAN: Hi, this is Marzipan. I'm sittin' in my dark room... thinkin'. Please leave me a message. {beep}

Message 5

STRONG BAD: Oh, yes. Hello, Marzipan. This is your doctor, Dr. Professional. And I, uh, your results have come back from the lab, and I'm afraid I have some bad news. Um, you've been diagnosed with serious problems. I mean, these are really serious, man... and, I only give you a couple of weeks, sadly. Um, so it's hard to break this news to you, but if I were you, I would start giving your stuff away to people, um, like, maybe put your stereo out on the sidewalk right now, and then go back inside and— and look for some other stuff that, um, maybe I might— I mean, people might want to have. Um, okay! Hope you had a good life.

Message 4

THE KING OF TOWN: Ooh! Hey, Marzipan, it's the King. Um, I wanted to talk to you because I've been noticing recently that I... I'm not very cool, and, nobody really likes me. Um, so I thought maybe you could give me some pointers, or put in a good word for me with the guys. You know, I mean I like the same bands as you guys and... or maybe you could— I could get them something like you could tell me what kind of video games they like or something, like... I'm getting kind of desperate and lonely... Okay, bye!

Message 3

KEVIN: Hey, Marzipan. This is Kevin. Uh, we were just calling... a bunch of us are over here... just seeing what you were doing tonight. Um, give a call back. All right.

Message 2

STRONG BAD: Uh, hey Marzipan. This is Strong Bad. Um, I was wondering if you could help me with a dilemma I have. Uh, I don't know what to get for my GIRLFRIEND for Valentine's Day. Um, you know, my GIRLfriend... who, uh, lives up in the other country, um, that you've never met, and you'll probably never meet her. But, uh, she's really REAL, you know... so I'm trying to think of what to get her, like, chocolates or flowers or something, you know, REAL... the type of thing that you give to a REAL person that exists. Um... so, you know, any ideas you have, 'cause my girlfriend really likes presents from me, her real boyfriend. Uh... okay! Duh, gimme a call.

Message 1

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, hey, Marzipan! This is Homestar. Um, I was wondering if you could help me with a dilemma I'm having. I can't think of what to get my girlfriend for Valentine's Day. Um, she's kind of annoying, and overbearing, and kind of a big hippie. So if you could {slowly realizes that he's talking about Marzipan} buh... oh. {poorly imitates operator error tone} Doo doo doo!! The number you have reached is not... your boyfriend calling you... uh... right now. {poorly imitates dial tone} Doooooo do do do do dooooooo this is the dial tone dooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Okay, bye!

Fun Facts

  • It had been mistakenly assumed that the Kevin in this toon was Kevin Scott, who once interviewed the Chaps. He later denied this, and, in fact, in the Everything Else, Volume 1 commentary for Fluffy Puff Commercial, it was revealed that Craig Zobel provided the voice of Kevin here.
  • Although this is version six, the page title reads "Marzipan's Answering Machine Volume 4".
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