The Cloitsterizer

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Cloits and Dloits!!?!

The Cloitsterizer is a piece of wooden cheese on a string. For a limited time, it was offered with the Ab-Abber 2000 for free. It can apparently maximize one's cloits and dloits with the ease of a thousandaire. Strong Bad sold it at his garage sale with the tag "Great for Graw Mad!"

The Cloitsterizer is based on a real item; The Brothers Chaps saw a kid dragging one around in a thrift store in New York City, as stated in the suntan DVD commentary.

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Debut: Email suntan
Email garage sale
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