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The Cheat! I told you to...

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"The Cheat! I told you to wear finest Mongolian aftershave lotion!"

Occasionally, Strong Bad will chastise The Cheat for messing something up, often beginning with the phrase "The Cheat! I told you to..."

Appearances

  • Strong Bad Is In Jail Cartoon — After the Fthoom-Bang fireworks go off, Strong Bad says, "The Cheat, I told you to remove the Fthoom! All we needed was the bang!"
  • Email lunch special — Strong Bad says "The Cheat! I thought I told you to make it say 'sbu'!"
  • Email lady...ing — Strong Bad says to The Cheat after Marzipan comments about the smell, "The Cheat! I told you to wear finest Mongolian aftershave lotion!" The Cheat then flashes his eyelashes and gets subsequently kicked.
  • Kick-A-Ball — After a previous attempt at cheating backfires on them, Strong Bad cries "The Cheat! I told you to check our Cheaters' Almanac to make sure we didn't step on any of our own Cheat-toes!"
  • @StrongBadActual tweet (24 May 2022) — After a Suudsu Melt Shake is poured into the Strong Bad and The Cheat Collector's glass, Strong Bad says "The Cheat! I told you to order us a Piemonade Melt Shake."