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| &amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;[[Strong Bad Email]] #171&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
| [https://homestarrunner.com/sbemails/171-underlings watch] · [[rough copy|← rough copy]] · [[more armies|more armies →]]&lt;br /&gt;
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https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/9/96/Coach_Z_suit_sludge_underlings.png/180px-Coach_Z_suit_sludge_underlings.png&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;quot;Your tiny bathing suit demeans us all!&amp;quot;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Strong Bad explains how to tell others about embarrassing social mistakes.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Cast (in order of appearance):&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; [[Strong Bad]], [[Strong Sad]], [[Strong Mad]], [[Coach Z]], [[Homestar Runner]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Places:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; [[Computer Room]], [[Bathroom of the Brothers Strong]], [[Strong Sad&amp;#039;s Room]], [[Swimming Pool]], [[The Field]], [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]] (Easter egg)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Computer:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; [[Lappy 486]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Date:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Monday, May 7, 2007&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Running Time:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; 3:11&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Page Title:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Lappy 486&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;DVD:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;[[strongbad email.exe Disc Six]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Transcript ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;STRONG BAD:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{singing}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; My email song! Where would I be without my email song? &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{brings up the email}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;gt;subject: Handling Smelly Underling?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;gt;Dear Strong Bad,&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;gt;I am a manager and I have been told I must talk to one&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;gt;of my underlings about their stench. As the foremost&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;gt;expert in dealing with smelly underlings, I ask you, what is&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;gt;the best way to go about this? I wish to do this with&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;gt;some tact &amp;amp; professionalism.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;gt;Sincerely,&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;gt;PlasticDiverGuy&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;gt;Dartmouth, Nova Scotia&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{Strong Bad pronounces each word in the greeting separately, with short deliberate pauses between them. He pronounces &amp;quot;Dartmouth&amp;quot; as two separate words, and &amp;quot;Scotia&amp;quot; phonetically as SKO-tee-uh.}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;STRONG BAD:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{typing}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Man, that show Nova is boring, but I&amp;#039;d watch a show called Dartmouth anyday. &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{clears screen}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Now lemme tell ya PastyDeadGuy, you came to the right man. I&amp;#039;ve got so many underlings, I&amp;#039;ve had to deal with nearly every awkward social situation under the awkward social sun. I&amp;#039;m an expoit! &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{clears screen}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Firstly, nothing says tact and professionalism like sending a subtle hint with a hilarious novelty t-shirt. So in your situation, you could just start wearing a shirt that has like,&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{Cut to a blank T-shirt}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;STRONG BAD:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{voiceover}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; —some kinda—&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{A scientist holding a test tube appears on the shirt.}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;STRONG BAD:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{voiceover}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; —science person on it, with a clothespin—&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{A clothespin appears on the scientist&amp;#039;s nose.}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;STRONG BAD:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{voiceover}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; —on his nose, and underneath it says: &amp;quot;You Reek-A!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{&amp;quot;You Reek-A!&amp;quot; appears on the shirt. Cut back to the Lappy}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;STRONG BAD:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{typing}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; That way, your smelly underling, or smunderling, can get the message from across the room, and you can safely stay out of stink&amp;#039;s reach.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{Cut to Strong Bad in the bathroom, reading a newspaper titled &amp;quot;Da News Papes&amp;quot;. He looks up.}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;STRONG BAD:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; You know, I think I&amp;#039;d probably watch a TV show called &amp;quot;Stink&amp;#039;s Reach&amp;quot;, too.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{He looks back down. Cut back to the Lappy.}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;STRONG BAD:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{typing}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Secondly, nothing says tact and professionalism like slowly revealing a sensitive topic to a friend or loved one—&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{Cut to Strong Sad, drawing on a piece of paper with a pencil.}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;STRONG BAD:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{voiceover}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; —with a clever connect-the-dots puzzle.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{Cut to a closeup of the paper. It&amp;#039;s a crocodile wearing sunglasses, holding a sign that reads &amp;quot;WE&amp;#039;RE GOING TO NEED YOU TO FLUSH TWICE!&amp;quot;. The connect-the-dots portion is only the rectangular outline of the sign. Strong Sad stops drawing.}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;STRONG SAD:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; What is he trying to say to me with this cryptic message? &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{taps the pencil twice on &amp;quot;cryptic&amp;quot;}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{Cut back to the Lappy.}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;STRONG BAD:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{typing}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Furthermore, nothing says pact and trofesssionalism like breaking tough news to someone with a reverse sunburn—&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{Cut to the pool, slowly zooming in. A sunburned Strong Mad faces away from the pool, which Coach Z is in.}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;STRONG BAD:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{voiceover}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; —on your brother&amp;#039;s giant, square, billboard-sized back!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{Strong Mad lowers his singlet revealing his back which reads &amp;quot;your tiny bathing suit demeans us ALL!&amp;quot; Cut to a closeup.}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;COACH Z:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{slowly}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Your tiny bathing suit demeans us all.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{Cut to Coach Z.}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;COACH Z:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Aw, fine then! I&amp;#039;ll take it orf!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{He reaches underwater and pulls out a very small pink g-string. The water turns black around him, accompanied by an odd humming noise. Cut back to behind Strong Mad.}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;STRONG MAD:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; PUT IT BACK ON! PUT IT BACK ON!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{Cut back to the Lappy.}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;STRONG BAD:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{typing}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Lastly, nothing says tact and professionalism like a hidden message written in condiments.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{Cut to a picnic. Homestar Runner is sitting at the table. Strong Bad is wearing an oven mitt and holding a plate with a hot dog with his right hand, and holding a bottle of ketchup in his left. Some ketchup has spilled on the ground. More hot dogs can be seen on a grill behind him.}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;STRONG BAD:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Here ya go, chumpion!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;HOMESTAR RUNNER:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{taking the hot dog; something small and green is visible in his mouth.}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Ooh! Thanks, grillmasta!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{Cut to the picnic table as Homestar puts the hot dog down. It has &amp;quot;you&amp;#039;ve had that piece&amp;quot; written on it in ketchup.}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;HOMESTAR RUNNER:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; You&amp;#039;ve had that piece—&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{The camera pans to another hot dog, with &amp;quot;of cilantro&amp;quot; written on in mustard.}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;HOMESTAR RUNNER:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; —of cilantro—&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{The camera pans to a hamburger without its upper bun. &amp;quot;stuck between your teeth&amp;quot; is written in ketchup.}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;HOMESTAR RUNNER:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; —stuck between your teeth—&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{The camera pans yet again to a waffle with &amp;quot;since we ate at that mexican restaurant&amp;quot; with an arrow written in syrup.}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;HOMESTAR RUNNER:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; —since we ate at that Mexican restaurant—&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{The camera pans again to three pieces of sushi with &amp;quot;2&amp;quot; &amp;quot;wks&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;ago&amp;quot; written on them in wasabi.}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;HOMESTAR RUNNER:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; —two weeks ago.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{Cut to a closeup of Homestar, who has a small piece of cilantro stuck in his mouth}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;HOMESTAR RUNNER:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Two weeks?!... &amp;#039;&amp;#039;TEETH?!&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{Cut to the Lappy.}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;STRONG BAD:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{typing, in a slightly high-pitched voice and in a forced manner}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; In conclusion, these are just some of the many things that nothing says tact and professionalism like. I hope you have enjoyed reading this as much as I enjoyed writing it. If elected class president, I can&amp;#039;t promise you Coke in the water fountains, but I &amp;#039;&amp;#039;can&amp;#039;&amp;#039; promise a hard-worker that will make a difference. And try to get Mrs. Hardmaster fired.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{He quickly clears the screen, while shaking his head.}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;STRONG BAD:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{typing, speaking normally}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Whoa! It&amp;#039;s like I regressed back to the fifth grade there. And the golden days of the five-paragraph essay. Well, good luck with your smunderling, PranceyDirtGirl. I gotta get started making those &amp;#039;You Reek-A&amp;#039; t-shirts. Those things are gonna be awesome!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{[[The Paper]] comes down.}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Easter Eggs ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/7/70/Awkward_Social_Sun.png/180px-Awkward_Social_Sun.png&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Now including every awkward social situation!&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* When Strong Bad types &amp;quot;awkward social sun&amp;quot;, click that phrase to see an &amp;quot;[[Awkward Social Sun]]&amp;quot; CD.&lt;br /&gt;
* When Strong Bad first types &amp;quot;smunderling&amp;quot;, click that word to see a description of this creature:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;gt;SMUNDERLING&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;gt;All Smundy wants to do is be your&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;gt;friend. He appears at office&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;gt;parties &amp;amp; in enchanted caverns&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;gt;at random. Very vulnerable to&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;gt;harsh truths and Discs of Healing.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;gt;FREQUENCY: Rare&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;gt;INTELLIGENCE: Low to middlin&amp;#039;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;gt;ARMOR CLASS: +8&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* At the end, click &amp;quot;awesome!&amp;quot; to see a clip of the Stink&amp;#039;s Reach show.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{In Strong Bad&amp;#039;s basement, looking at his TV. Music plays, and pull in slowly on a sign reading &amp;quot;You are now entering Stink&amp;#039;s Reach&amp;quot;, with stink lines drawn above it.}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;NARRATOR:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; In a town called &amp;quot;Stink&amp;#039;s Reach&amp;quot;, no one&amp;#039;s record is clean.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;ANNOUNCER 1:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Tuesdays at 8:30.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{&amp;quot;Tuesdays @ 8:30&amp;quot; appears at the bottom of the screen, then cut through static to a screen reading &amp;quot;We now return to Dartmouth&amp;quot;. The O in &amp;quot;Dartmouth&amp;quot; is a stylized mouth, with darts flying out of it.}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;ANNOUNCER 2:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; We now return to Dartmouth!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{Cut to a shot of Strong Bad sleeping on the couch, with the TV going behind him.}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;TV CHARACTER:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Dartmouth! He&amp;#039;s getting away!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;DARTMOUTH:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Stand clear. I know what to do.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{Sounds are heard of someone retching, and a dart flying and hitting a piece of wood}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;VILLAIN:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Ow! Pointy!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;STRONG BAD:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{incomprehensible mumbles}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Lost... Vikings... &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{more incomprehensible mumbles}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fun Facts ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Explanations ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* The [[Five-paragraph essay|five-paragraph essay]] is composed of an intro paragraph, three body paragraphs, and a conclusion. Essays of this type are commonly used throughout late elementary and middle school. This email roughly follows the five-paragraph essay format, but uses four body paragraphs (T-shirt, Connect-the-Dots, Billboard Back and Condiment Writing) instead of three.&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;Pact and trofessionalism&amp;quot; is a [[Spoonerisms|spoonerism]]. The spoonerism in this case switches the initial letters in two words of a phrase, so &amp;quot;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;t&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;act and &amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;p&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;rofessionalism&amp;quot; becomes &amp;quot;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;p&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;act and &amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;t&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;rofes&amp;#039;&amp;#039;s&amp;#039;&amp;#039;sionalism&amp;quot;. The third &amp;#039;&amp;#039;s&amp;#039;&amp;#039; is not part of the spoonerism; it was simply a typo.&lt;br /&gt;
* Cilantro is the leaf portion of the [[coriander|coriander plant]]. It is often used in Mexican, Southwestern, Indian, and Southeast Asian dishes, both for flavor and as a garnish.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Trivia ===&lt;br /&gt;
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* This email was sent by wiki user [[User:PlasticDiverGuy|PlasticDiverGuy]].&lt;br /&gt;
* The newspaper reads:&lt;br /&gt;
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{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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| style=&amp;quot;border-right: 3px solid #999; font-size: 2em; text-align: center; line-height: 1em; padding: 5px; font-family:Times New Roman,serif&amp;quot; | Back Pape&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;border-left: 3px solid #999; font-size: 2em; text-align: center; line-height: 1em; padding: 5px; font-family:Times New Roman,serif&amp;quot; | Da NewsPapes&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| A sports player signed a contract worth&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;a bunch of money. &amp;quot;Whooey!&amp;quot; said the&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;player&amp;#039;s uncle. &amp;quot;I could buy a car with&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;that much cashness.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| Global relations set all types of box&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;office records this weekend. Studio&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;execs were encouraged by the turn&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;-around. So was I.&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
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* This email is the first email since [[looking old]] to not mention [[DNA Evidence (running gag)|DNA evidence]].&lt;br /&gt;
* After typing &amp;quot;And try to get Mrs. Hardmaster fired&amp;quot;, Strong Bad originally typed &amp;quot;for child abuse&amp;quot; just before clearing the screen. This was later removed for unknown reasons.&lt;br /&gt;
* This is the last fully functional appearance of [[The Paper]], discounting [[Strong Bad&amp;#039;s Cool Game for Attractive People]].&lt;br /&gt;
* The summary for the [[Podstar Runner]] RSS feed reads, &amp;quot;Strong Bad describes how to deal with awkward social situations.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Remarks ===&lt;br /&gt;
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https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/9/9b/Connect_the_dots.PNG/180px-Connect_the_dots.PNG&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;A cryptic message&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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* Homestar seems to be surprised at the prospect of having teeth, even though they were clearly visible in [[theme song]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Although Strong Bad appeared to dislike long emails in [[long pants]], this email contains 59 words—3 words longer than that email—and is one line longer.&lt;br /&gt;
* Although Strong Mad is revealed to have underwear in [[strong badathlon]], it seems to be absent when he takes off his singlet to reveal the message to Coach Z.&lt;br /&gt;
* In the Easter egg, the left post of the &amp;quot;Stink&amp;#039;s Reach&amp;quot; sign is in the middle of the road.&lt;br /&gt;
* The scientist on the &amp;quot;You Reek-A!&amp;quot; t-shirt has eyes that are similar to Strong Sad&amp;#039;s right eye.&lt;br /&gt;
* Some of the dots on Strong Sad&amp;#039;s connect-the-dots puzzle are separated by the crocodile&amp;#039;s mouth and hands. Strong Sad doesn&amp;#039;t connect the dots that are separated, and simply skips over them.&lt;br /&gt;
* In the [[TV Time Toons Menu|Toons menu]], the clip that appears on the TV when rolling the mouse over &amp;quot;Underlings&amp;quot; in New Stuff shows Homestar accepting a hot dog from Strong Bad without cilantro hanging from his &amp;quot;teeth&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
* The static on the TV in the Easter egg seems to show that the channel was changed, but Strong Bad was sleeping.&lt;br /&gt;
* Coach Z is shown with his tiny bathing suit, but in [[keep cool]], he is seen wearing a barrel.&lt;br /&gt;
* Dartmouth is actually supposed to be pronounced &amp;quot;DART-muth&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Goofs ===&lt;br /&gt;
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* Strong Bad spells &amp;quot;trofesssionalism&amp;quot; with three S&amp;#039;s.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Fixed Glitches ===&lt;br /&gt;
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* When the email was first released, at the end, the &amp;quot;I&amp;quot; at the beginning of &amp;quot;I gotta get started...&amp;quot; was clickable, but did not do anything. This was fixed a few hours after the email was released.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Inside References ===&lt;br /&gt;
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* Strong Bad read [[Periodicals|Da NewsPapes]] while in the bathroom in [[candy product]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Strong Bad is holding a [[Quite Fancy &amp;#039;Chup]] bottle (the label is obscured by his glove).&lt;br /&gt;
* Strong Bad refers to the emailer as &amp;quot;[[Prancing|Prancey]]Dirt[[Gender Confusion|Girl]]&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
* This is another instance of Strong Bad&amp;#039;s [[Couch Mumbling|couch mumbling]].&lt;br /&gt;
* The smunderling&amp;#039;s fact sheet in general is very similar to [[Jhonka]]&amp;#039;s from [[impression]].&lt;br /&gt;
* This is another appearance of [[Oven Mitts|oven mitts]].&lt;br /&gt;
* The Smunderling&amp;#039;s intelligence quotient is Low to Middlin&amp;#039;, which are ways that the [[Longrels, Hongrels, and Mongrels]] are attacked in Thy Dungeonman 2.&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;Smunderling&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;chumpion&amp;quot; are both [[Portmanteaus|portmanteaus]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Strong Bad saying &amp;quot;expoit&amp;quot; is another example of [[&amp;quot;Er&amp;quot; pronounced as &amp;quot;Oi&amp;quot;]].&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Real-World References ===&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Nova (American TV program)|NOVA]] is a [[PBS]] television series about science topics which premiered in 1974 and is still running to this day.&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;#039;&amp;#039;[[The Lost Vikings]]&amp;#039;&amp;#039; is a side-scrolling puzzle/platform video game developed and released by Silicon &amp;amp; Synapse (now [[Blizzard Entertainment]]) in 1992.&lt;br /&gt;
* The information about the Smunderling&amp;#039;s frequency, intelligence and armor class refers to the way that [[Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons]] monsters are described.&lt;br /&gt;
** Like the [[Jhonka]], the description is written in the style of [[Advanced Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons 2nd Edition]].&lt;br /&gt;
* The Smunderling resembles Krang from [[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]].&lt;br /&gt;
* The &amp;quot;Awkward Social Sun&amp;quot; CD and particularly the hairstyle on its cover are a reference to [[Emo (slang)|emo]] culture.&lt;br /&gt;
* The &amp;quot;Stink&amp;#039;s Reach&amp;quot; promo is a parody of drama series &amp;#039;&amp;#039;[[Twin Peaks]]&amp;#039;&amp;#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
* Coke is an abbreviation for soft drink brand [[Coca-Cola]]. It is also a term used in many regions to refer to [[List of generic and genericized trademarks|soft drinks in general]].&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Fast Forward ===&lt;br /&gt;
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* The &amp;quot;You Reek-A!&amp;quot; T-shirt was later made available for purchase in the [[Store T-Shirts|Yahoo Store]].&lt;br /&gt;
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== DVD Version ==&lt;br /&gt;
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* The DVD version features hidden creators&amp;#039; commentary. To access it, switch the DVD player&amp;#039;s audio language selection while watching.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Commentary Transcript ===&lt;br /&gt;
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(&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Commentary by:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; [[Matt Chapman]], [[Mike Chapman]])&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MATT:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{in an airy, mock-serious voice}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Welcome to another edition of extremely insightful commentary... &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{Mike snickers}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; with Mike and Matt.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{also in an overdone commentary-style voice}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; So, I think I probably animated—see how Strong Bad&amp;#039;s head moves back and forth at this part?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MATT:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Yes, yes I do.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; And see how the text is animated as he types?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MATT:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Yes!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; I—&amp;#039;&amp;#039;I&amp;#039;&amp;#039; usually animate that part.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MATT:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{starts to say something}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{interrupting}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Can you see the... craftsmanship?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MATT:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Yeah. &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{his airy voice fades away}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Why don&amp;#039;t you let me do it more often, so I can get something &amp;#039;&amp;#039;done&amp;#039;&amp;#039;?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{normal voice}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Well, I usually do that while you&amp;#039;re recording the rest.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MATT:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; I know.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; You record these lines first...and then I do the head waggling, as we call it.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MATT:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; And then I end up doin&amp;#039; thirty seconds of the email and you do four-and-a-half minutes of it.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Yeah, but my four-and-a-half minutes is...you know, about four key frames, and yours is...you know, you animate some...lavish scene where... &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{both laugh}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MATT:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Uhhh...so what is this one about?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Uhh...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MATT:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Underlings.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Underlings.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MATT:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Smunderlings?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Talking to your... &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{exhales}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MATT:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Yeah, he&amp;#039;s tryin&amp;#039; to tell somebody they suck?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MATT:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Or something? Tell &amp;#039;em they stink?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{The &amp;quot;You Reek-A!&amp;quot; shirt comes up}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; We made that shirt.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MATT:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Yeah, we did.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Gubby wears it.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MATT:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{slight laugh}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Does she? Nice!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{laughing, overlapping}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; I&amp;#039;ve seen Gubby wear it pretty recently.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MATT:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Ohh. I don&amp;#039;t think I have one.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; I don&amp;#039;t have one.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MATT:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; I always think of that—that that scientist looks like Stephen Colbert. &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{Mike laughs aloud}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{pause until Strong Bad looks up from Da NewsPapes; Mike chuckles}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Wasn&amp;#039;t there another time where Strong Bad—&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{laughs}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MATT:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{underneath}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Yeah, he goes &amp;quot;I&amp;#039;m talkin&amp;#039; to you&amp;quot;—&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; —talks to the viewer...on the toilet?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MATT:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Well, he&amp;#039;s talkin&amp;#039; to Baby Ruth.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Oh, he&amp;#039;s tal—oh, &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{deep voice}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;quot;I&amp;#039;m talkin&amp;#039; to you, Baby Ruth.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MATT:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; That was the...standard piece-of-crap shaped &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{Mike laughs}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; candy bar. &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{pause until cut away from Strong Sad&amp;#039;s connect-the-dots}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; That&amp;#039;s a good-lookin&amp;#039;... alligator, Mike. It was a pretty gross message, man.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; What was it, I was...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MATT:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{overlapping}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; It was potty humor.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; I couldn&amp;#039;t figure—I couldn&amp;#039;t figure it out. &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{laughs}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MATT:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; It was &amp;#039;&amp;#039;literally&amp;#039;&amp;#039; potty humor. Whoa, look at the...&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{laughing}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; sensual way Strong Mad stripped down into his...&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{Mike laughs}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; half-skivvies.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{cut to Coach Z; laughing}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Speaking of sensual...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MATT:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{breaking up in laughter}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Yeah. That was the most disgusting... &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{Mike laughs}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; wow, this is a pretty vile email! Lotta gross things.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{overlapping}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Yeah, that little—why were those little spikies on that—&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MATT:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{underneath, sounding slightly creeped out}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; I don&amp;#039;t know, Mike.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; —&amp;#039;&amp;#039;thong&amp;#039;&amp;#039; that Coach Z was wearing?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MATT:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{simultaneously}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; I think it was—it was supposed to be that it was like, ratty.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Oh, okay.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MATT:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{overlapping}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; It was, like, really old and crappy.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; It wasn&amp;#039;t—&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{Strong Bad serves Homestar a hot dog}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MATT:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Look at that—ooh, let&amp;#039;s—I wanna grill out! That&amp;#039;s a good-lookin&amp;#039; set o&amp;#039; hot dogs on that...&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{Mike laughs}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; grill.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; That hamburger was lookin&amp;#039; a little grey, though.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MATT:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Yeah, that hamburger looked under...overcooked, rather. &amp;#039;S a piece of cilantro? Is that what it says?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; I th—&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MATT:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Did it specifically say that?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; I think so.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MATT:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{quietly, underneath}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Yeah, that&amp;#039;s good.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; I think it was cilantro. Could&amp;#039;ve maybe been...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MATT:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{overlapping}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Um...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; —parsley?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MATT:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; No, I think it maybe says it&amp;#039;s...&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{trails off}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; cilantro...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{overlapping}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; No, I know, I&amp;#039;m just sayin&amp;#039; it...could&amp;#039;ve been.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MATT:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Oh, right.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{overlapping}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Visually! &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{Matt laughs}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MATT:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Um... &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{Strong Bad is typing his five-paragraph essay}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Oh, he turns into a fifth-grade &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{Mike laughs}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; student council... uh... running... mate.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Speech.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MATT:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Maker. &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{both laughing}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Mrs. Hardmaster?! Is that the name of the teacher he just said?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{mumbling}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; I think he—&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MATT:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; We gotta start payin&amp;#039; attention!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; I know, this is—&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MATT:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; We&amp;#039;re tryin&amp;#039; so hard to be insightful I don&amp;#039;t remember— this is, a, um... period of emails where I maybe have watched these once.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Yeah, I don&amp;#039;t think I&amp;#039;ve watched this since the... &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{The Paper comes down, he trails off}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; the day we put it up.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MATT:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Mm—&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Fun Facts ===&lt;br /&gt;
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* Matt refers to [[Stephen Colbert]] (silent &amp;#039;t&amp;#039;), best known from his Comedy Central show [[The Colbert Report]] (both silent &amp;quot;t&amp;quot;s).&lt;br /&gt;
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== External Links ==&lt;br /&gt;
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* [https://homestarrunner.com/sbemails/171-underlings watch &amp;quot;underlings&amp;quot;]&lt;br /&gt;
* [https://old.homestarrunner.com/sbemail171.html watch &amp;quot;underlings&amp;quot;] on the old [[Flash]] site&lt;br /&gt;
* [https://old.homestarrunner.com/sbemail171.swf view the Flash file for &amp;quot;underlings&amp;quot;]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewtopic.php?t=11379 forum thread re: &amp;quot;underlings&amp;quot;]&lt;br /&gt;
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! style=&amp;quot;width:8%;background:#DDF&amp;quot; | &amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Info&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Strong Bad Email By Title|Email Titles]] · [[Strong Bad Email By Name of Sender|Sender&amp;#039;s Name]] · [[Strong Bad Email By Place|Sender&amp;#039;s Location]] · [[Strong Bad Email By Length|Email Lengths]] · [[Strong Bad Email By Greeting|Email Greetings]] · [[Strong Bad Email By Closing|Email Closings]] · [[Strong Bad Email Release Dates|Email Release Dates]] · [[Strong Bad Email Intros|Email Intros]] · [[Strong Bad Email Outros|Email Outros]] · [[Strong Bad Email Page Titles|Page Titles]] · [[Strong Bad Email Statistics|Statistics]] · [[Strong Bad Email Menu|Menu]] · [[Scroll Button Songs]] · [[Items|Computers]] · [[Floppy Disk Container]] · [[Strong Bad Email Sender&amp;#039;s Subject|Subjects]] · [[Strong Bad Email Spin-offs|Spin-offs]] · [[Irregular Back Links]] · [[Poorly Written Emails]] · [[Emails That Meet Strong Bad&amp;#039;s Approval]] · [[Emails Taken in a Different Direction]]&lt;br /&gt;
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! style=&amp;quot;background:#DDF&amp;quot; | &amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;[[Tandy 400]]&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
| [[some kinda robot]] · [[homsar]] · [[butt IQ]] · [[homestar hair]] · [[making out]] · [[depressio]] · [[halloweener]] · [[brianrietta]] · [[i love you]] · [[trevor the vampire]] · [[i rule]] · [[credit card]] · [[i she be]] · [[duck pond]] · [[the basics]] · [[band names]] · [[studying]] · [[stand-up]] · [[tape-leg]] · [[spring cleaning]] · [[cartoon]] · [[sb email 22]] · [[little animal]] · [[the bird]] · [[super powers]] · [[CGNU]] · [[3 wishes]] · [[1 step ahead]] · [[superhero name]] · [[12:00]] · [[sugarbob]] · [[flag day]] · [[gimmicks]] · [[weird dream]] · [[sisters]] · [[guitar]] · [[dullard]] · [[helium]] · [[property of ones]] · [[vacation]]&lt;br /&gt;
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! style=&amp;quot;background:#DDF&amp;quot; | &amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;[[Compy 386]]&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
| [[invisibility]] · [[action figure]] · [[little questions]] · [[lures &amp;amp; jigs]] · [[techno]] · [[your friends]] · [[new hands]] · [[ghosts]] · [[theme party]] · [[50 emails]] · [[website]] · [[island]] · [[comic]] · [[morning routine]] · [[cheat talk]] · [[current status]] · [[japanese cartoon]] · [[dragon]] · [[marzipan]] · [[huttah!]] · [[monster truck]] · [[interview]] · [[fingers]] · [[english paper]] · [[unused emails]] · [[the show]] · [[autobiography]] · [[caper]] · [[personal favorites]] · [[big white face]] · [[2 emails]] · [[crazy cartoon]] · [[mascot]] · [[privileges]] · [[funny]] · [[sibbie]] · [[suntan]] · [[anything]] · [[the process]] · [[stunt double]] · [[date]] · [[impression]] · [[labor day]] · [[kids&amp;#039; book]] · [[2 years]] · [[no loafing]] · [[mile]] · [[couch patch]] · [[local news]] · [[colonization]] · [[caffeine]] · [[kind of cool]] · [[army]] · [[video games]] · [[the bet]] · [[lackey]] · [[monument]] · [[stupid stuff]] · [[different town]] · [[flashback]] · [[car]] · [[lunch special]] · [[haircut]] · [[theme park]] · [[replacement]] · [[dangeresque 3]] · [[cheatday]] · [[pom pom]] · [[crying]] · [[for kids]] · [[other days]] · [[old comics]] · [[pizzaz]] · [[the facts]] · [[time capsule]] · [[extra plug]] · [[montage]] · [[virus]]&lt;br /&gt;
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! style=&amp;quot;background:#DDF&amp;quot; | &amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;[[Lappy 486]]&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
| [[animal]] · [[radio]] · [[part-time job]] · [[dreamail]] · [[origins]] · [[secret recipes]] · [[rock opera]] · [[best thing]] · [[long pants]] · [[rampage]] · [[garage sale]] · [[do over]] · [[boring (really)]] · [[modeling]] · [[bottom 10]] · [[record book]] · [[lady...ing]] · [[geddup noise]] · [[bedtime story]] · [[space program]] · [[portrait]] · [[high school]] · [[death metal]] · [[secret identity]] · [[technology]] · [[narrator]] · [[myths &amp;amp; legends]] · [[pop-up]] · [[lady fan]] · [[disconnected]] · [[candy product]] · [[alternate universe]] · [[senior prom]] · [[isp]] · [[redesign]] · [[keep cool]] · [[theme song]] · [[road trip]] · [[trading cards]] · [[cliffhangers]] · [[retirement]] · [[coloring]] · [[4 branches]] · [[the chair]] · [[what i want]] · [[looking old]] · [[strong badathlon]] · [[unnatural]] · [[the movies]] · [[your funeral]] · [[from work]] · [[rough copy]] · &amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;underlings&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; · [[more armies]] · [[the paper]] · [[mini-golf]] · [[concert]] · [[hygiene]] · [[original]] · [[bike thief]] · [[pizza joint]] · [[slumber party]] · [[web comics]] · [[business trip]] · [[yes, wrestling]] · [[diorama]] · [[nightlife]] · [[environment]] · [[winter pool]] · [[fan club]] · [[pet show]] · [[licensed]] · [[buried]] · [[shapeshifter]] · [[rated]] · [[specially marked]] · [[love poems]] · [[hiding]] · [[your edge]] · [[magic trick]] · [[being mean]] · [[email thunder]] · [[hremail 3184]]&lt;br /&gt;
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! style=&amp;quot;background:#DDF&amp;quot; | &amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;[[Corpy NT6]]&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
| [[imaginary]]&lt;br /&gt;
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! style=&amp;quot;background:#DDF&amp;quot; | &amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;[[Compé]]&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
| [[independent]] · [[dictionary]] · [[videography]]&lt;br /&gt;
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! style=&amp;quot;background:#DDF&amp;quot; | &amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;[[Lappier]]&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
| [[sbemail 206]] · [[too cool]] · [[the next april fools thing]] · [[parenting]] · [[robots]]&lt;br /&gt;
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! style=&amp;quot;background:#DDF&amp;quot; | &amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;[[strongbad email.exe|Bonus]]&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Greeting Cards]] · [[E-mail Birds]] · [[Videro Games]] · [[Family Resemblence]] · [[Real-Live E-Mails]] · [[Accent]] · [[Comic Book Movie]]&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Strong Sad Filmography]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Strong Mad Filmography]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Coach Z Filmography]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Lappy 486 Emails]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:strongbad email.exe Disc Six]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Emails With DVD Commentary]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Podstar Runner]]&lt;br /&gt;
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