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| &amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;[[Strong Bad Email]] #104&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
| [https://homestarrunner.com/sbemails/104-theme-park watch] · [[haircut|← haircut]] · [[replacement|replacement →]]&lt;br /&gt;
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https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/4/45/themepark.png/180px-themepark.png&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;quot;* please do not bring your grandmother&amp;quot;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Strong Bad tells us about his plans for a Strong Badia theme park.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Cast (in order of appearance):&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; [[Strong Bad]], [[Cheerleader]] (Easter egg), [[The Ugly One]] (Easter egg), [[Monkey D]] (Easter egg), [[The King of Town]], [[The Cheat]], [[Strong Sad]], [[Strong Mad]], [[Bubs]], [[Pom Pom]], [[Shark-Tooth Bubs]], [[Coach Z]]/[[Strong Bad&amp;#039;s Mount RidesPlace! USA|Stoppy the Sign]], [[Homestar Runner]]/[[Strong Bad&amp;#039;s Mount RidesPlace! USA|Poppy the Tire]], [[Homsar]]/[[General Tso&amp;#039;s Chicken]], [[Bear Holding a Shark]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Places:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; [[Computer Room]], [[Strong Bad&amp;#039;s Mount RidesPlace! USA]], Strong Badia ([[Riverquest Safariventure]])&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Computer:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; [[Compy 386]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Date:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Tuesday, May 25, 2004&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Running Time:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; 4:14&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Page Title:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Compy 386!!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;DVD:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;[[strongbad email.exe Disc Four]], [[Sbemails&amp;#039; 50 Greatest Hits DVD]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Transcript ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;STRONG BAD:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{singing}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Everybody loves this, everybody needs this, it&amp;#039;s time for funny stuff. &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{reading the email, in a Teen Girl Squad voice}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Dear strong bad, you are the coolest... &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{stops reading and clears his throat}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Oh! Excuse me.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{reading}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;gt;Dear strong bad,&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;gt;you are the coolest, any way onto&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;gt;buisness. i think that you should&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;gt;make your own theme park.&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;gt;crapfully crap,&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;gt;Rafael FL.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{Strong Bad pronounces &amp;quot;buisness&amp;quot; just as it is spelled (&amp;quot;bweez-ness&amp;quot;), sighs and says &amp;quot;sincerely yours&amp;quot; instead of &amp;quot;crapfully crap&amp;quot;, and &amp;quot;football league&amp;quot; instead of &amp;quot;FL&amp;quot;.}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;STRONG BAD:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{typing}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Well, Rafi, being the distinguished buisnessman &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{continues with the misspelling/pronunciation used earlier}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; that I am, I&amp;#039;ve had a theme park in development for quite some time now. Almost as long as I&amp;#039;ve been growin&amp;#039; this mustache.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{A magnification of Strong Bad&amp;#039;s upper lip appears with &amp;quot;x10,000&amp;quot; in the corner, showing a growth of one hair.}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;STRONG BAD:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{typing}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Anyways, it&amp;#039;d be called&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{Cut to view of a theme park by the Stop Sign and Cinder Block.}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;STRONG BAD:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{voiceover}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Strong Bad&amp;#039;s Mount RIDESPLACE! USA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{As this is said, the appropriate words flash on the screen above the view of the theme park. &amp;quot;Strong Bad&amp;#039;s&amp;quot; (in a handwritten font) slides from the left, a mountain which reads &amp;quot;MOUNT RIDESPLACE!&amp;quot; falls from the top, and &amp;quot;USA&amp;quot; pops in.}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;STRONG BAD:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{voiceover}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; And it will have more rides than you or your grandmother can handle.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{As this is said, the words &amp;quot;More Rides Than You Or Your Grandmother Can Handle!*&amp;quot; appear along with a &amp;quot;*please do not bring your grandmother&amp;quot; disclaimer on the bottom.}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;STRONG BAD:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{voiceover}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Of course, our flagship roller coaster would be&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{Cut to a view of the roller coaster, which is perfectly circular and spins continually without stopping. The Trogdor arcade game music is playing in the background}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;STRONG BAD:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{voiceover}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; The Bowels of Trogdor!!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{Pan out to see that The King of Town is riding the roller coaster and screaming.}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;STRONG BAD:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{voiceover}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Which would like whip you around and around until you either throw up or catch fire somehow.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{The King of Town catches fire somehow.}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;THE KING OF TOWN:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Hooieooieooieooieooieooieooieooie!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{Cut to Strong Bad and The Cheat and the entrance to the ride. A Trogdor sign is there that says &amp;quot;Peasants must be as tall as my beefy arm to ride this ride.&amp;quot; The Cheat is clearly not tall enough.}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;STRONG BAD:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Sorry, little guy, &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{The Cheat starts to stand on tip-toes.}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; I can&amp;#039;t do nothing for you. &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{The Cheat puts on a top hat and starts to stand on tip-toes again.}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Maybe you better head over to Sweet Cuppin&amp;#039; Cakes Land instead.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;THE CHEAT:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{disappointed The Cheat noise}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{Cut to Strong Sad standing on a stage.}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;STRONG BAD:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{voiceover}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; And every hour, at the main stage, there&amp;#039;d be a performance of &amp;quot;The Strong Sad Gets Decked Repeatedly Stunt Spook-tacular&amp;quot;!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{A banner lowers behind Strong Sad that says &amp;quot;The Strong Sad Gets Decked Repeatedly Stunt SPOOK-tacular!!&amp;quot;. Strong Sad is wearing a witch&amp;#039;s hat standing patiently. Strong Mad comes from stage right to flying tackle Strong Sad.}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;STRONG MAD:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; MAUHHH!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;STRONG SAD:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Oh!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{Strong Sad climbs back up on the stage again standing patiently. Strong Mad comes from stage left this time to flying tackle Strong Sad again.}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;STRONG MAD:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; MAUHHH!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;STRONG SAD:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Oh!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{Cut to Strong Bad behind a table with a layout of the theme park on it.}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;STRONG BAD:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; To make sure you don&amp;#039;t have any money left when you leave,—&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{The words &amp;quot;not to scale&amp;quot; appear with an arrow pointing at the layout.}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;STRONG BAD:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; —there&amp;#039;d be more games than you or your grand&amp;#039;&amp;#039;father&amp;#039;&amp;#039; could handle.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{Cut to Bubs working the &amp;quot;Throw Game.&amp;quot;}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;STRONG BAD:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{voiceover}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; You know, the ones where you throw hoops or rings or baseballs at different stuff and try to win cheap generic stuffed animal versions of ten-year-old cartoons.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{During this voice over, Pom Pom plays the &amp;quot;Throw Game&amp;quot; while Bubs looks on. Pom Pom successfully gets all three rings that he tosses around the &amp;quot;[[Cold One|Xtra Cold One]]&amp;quot; bottle. Strong Bad&amp;#039;s arm appears, holding up a cheap stuffed animal.}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;STRONG BAD:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Like this Bubs with a horn.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;BUBS:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; No, no, no. You gotta get those rings &amp;#039;&amp;#039;inside&amp;#039;&amp;#039; the bottle.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;POM POM:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{bubble noises}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{Pom Pom picks up a baseball and throws it at the bottle in frustration. A shattering noise is heard. Cut back to Strong Bad behind the layout of the park.}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;STRONG BAD:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; No theme park would be complete without a bunch of costumed mascots running around anticking... &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{scratches head}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; antiquing... Whatever.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{Cut to view of an area behind some fencing. The King of Town still rides &amp;quot;The Bowels of Trogdor!!&amp;quot; in the distance.}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;THE KING OF TOWN:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{distant}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Hooieooieooieooie!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;STRONG BAD:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{voiceover}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; You know, there&amp;#039;d be one of the Stop Sign,&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{Coach Z appears wearing a costume that has a cartoonish looking Stop Sign design}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;STRONG BAD:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{voiceover}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; call him &amp;quot;Stoppy&amp;quot;, Stoppy the Sign, and then there&amp;#039;d be the tire...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{Homestar appears wearing a costume that has a very cartoonish-looking Tire design.}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;STRONG BAD:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{voiceover}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; call him &amp;quot;Poppy the Tire&amp;quot;... And who could forget &amp;quot;General Tso&amp;#039;s Chicken&amp;quot;?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{A carton of what could only be General Tso&amp;#039;s Chicken falls from the sky. It has &amp;quot;Ryan S.&amp;quot; written on the side. Homsar&amp;#039;s feet appear beneath it.}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;HOMESTAR RUNNER:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Hey, Stoppy, is your suit chafing you like crazy?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;COACH Z:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Well, to tell ya da truth dere Poppy, I&amp;#039;ve always enjoyed a good chafe.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;HOMSAR:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; AaAaAaAaA! It&amp;#039;s time for tasteball!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;HOMESTAR RUNNER:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Oh, crap! It&amp;#039;s tasteball already?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{Cut to Strong Bad back at the Compy.}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;STRONG BAD:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{typing}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; But yeah, it&amp;#039;s a pretty unrealistic vision. I&amp;#039;m gonna have to start robbing WAY more hot actresses if I ever hope to make that dream a reality. But for now, I&amp;#039;ll settle for giving tours on The Strong Badian Riverquest Safariventure.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{He gets up. Cut to Strong Bad standing in a box in Strong Badia. He holds some sort of microphone.}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;STRONG BAD:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{Strong Bad makes a microphone click noise and speaks in an emotionless theme park tour guide-styled voice throughout the rest of the email. In each phrase, the pitch rises, reaches a high in the middle, and then falls}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen my name is Strong Bad and welcome to The Strong Badian Riverquest Safariventure. &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{Strong Bad makes a click noise again.}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{Cut to wide view of Strong Bad standing in a box labeled &amp;quot;riverquest safariventure.&amp;quot; Homestar sits in front of him in the box. To the left is a running hose. The water from the hose forms a puddle around the box.}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;STRONG BAD:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{click}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Please keep your arms legs and valuables inside the vehicle at all times and get ready to experience the fury of: The Strong Badian Riverboat Superfun...ride. &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{click}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{Strong Bad inches closer to Homestar as he says this, while Homestar backs away.}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{[[The Paper]] comes down. About five seconds later, it cuts to Strong Bad and Homestar and the tour continues. The Paper disappears.}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;STRONG BAD:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{click}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; And first up on our tour if you look to your right &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{Homestar looks to his right}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; experience the fury of: &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{cut to wider view}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; a big rock that&amp;#039;s going to fall on uuuus.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{An obviously fake rock pops up behind the fence, mounted on a stick.}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;HOMESTAR RUNNER:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Ooooh.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{The rock goes back down behind the fence.}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;STRONG BAD:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; That was a close call, I hope everyone is okaaaay.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;HOMESTAR RUNNER:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; I&amp;#039;m not ok—&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;STRONG BAD:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{quickly, interrupting}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{click}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Shut up. &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{click}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{Cut to closeup of Strong Bad.}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;STRONG BAD:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{click}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; And if you look up the river here comes another one of our tour guides his name is The Cheat—&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{Cut to wide view again. The Cheat walks by in his own box, which is labeled &amp;quot;R.Q. 2&amp;quot;.}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;STRONG BAD:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; —everybody say &amp;quot;Hi, The Cheeeeat.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;HOMESTAR RUNNER:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Hide and seeeeek.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{Some drum sounds can be heard.}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;STRONG BAD:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{click}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Oh, what&amp;#039;s that I hear is it the sound of island drums? Oh no, it&amp;#039;s headhunteeerrrs.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{The bear holding a shark, posing as a &amp;quot;headhunter&amp;quot;, pops up from behind the fence.}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;STRONG BAD:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{click}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Everyone stay in the boat, I&amp;#039;ll take care of thiiis. &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{click}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{Strong Bad pulls out a starter&amp;#039;s pistol, and turns his head away as he fires up into the air twice. The cutout goes back down behind the fence.}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;STRONG BAD:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{click}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Looks like we scared those headhunters. Let&amp;#039;s hope they don&amp;#039;t come baaack. &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{click}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{Cut to closeup of Strong Bad again.}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;STRONG BAD:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{click}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Well folks we&amp;#039;ve made it back safely did everyone have a good time?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;HOMESTAR RUNNER:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Not really.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{Strong Bad continues to talk while Homestar answers.}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;STRONG BAD:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Goooood. Please leave your valuables under your seat and exit to your riiiight. &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{click}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{Cut to wide view again.}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;HOMESTAR RUNNER:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Strong Bad, I gotta level with ya. That might have been &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{short pause}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; the worst three thousand dollars I ever spent.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{The Paper comes down again. After another pause, Strong Bad speaks again.}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;STRONG BAD:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{click}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Don&amp;#039;t forget to experience the fury of: our gift shooop. &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{click}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{Once again, Strong Bad moves closer to Homestar as he says this while Homestar backs away.}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Easter Eggs ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/b/b9/Monkey_Dude2.PNG/180px-Monkey_Dude2.PNG&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Monkey D&amp;#039;s season pass&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Click on &amp;quot;buisness&amp;quot; after Strong Bad says it in the first part of the email to see a picture of The Ugly One and Cheerleader.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;CHEERLEADER:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{Her shirt reads &amp;quot;kiss boys.&amp;quot;}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; The Ugly One, why you always gotta be all up in my bweez-NASS? &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{Cheerleader looks angry, while The Ugly One looks sad.}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Click on &amp;quot;Rafi&amp;quot; to see a mock NFL patch.&lt;br /&gt;
* Click on &amp;quot;Mount&amp;quot; in &amp;quot;Mount Ridesplace USA&amp;quot; after Strong Bad says &amp;quot;USA&amp;quot; to see [[Monkey D]]&amp;#039;s season pass.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;gt;Strong Bad&amp;#039;s Mount Ridesplace! USA&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;gt;Season Pass&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;gt;Name: Monkey D&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;gt;Has: Fun&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;gt;Valid thru 9/04&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;gt;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{signed}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Monkey D&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Click on the second Bubs doll in full sight in the &amp;quot;Throw Game&amp;quot; stand to see a real Bubs plushie, [[Shark-Tooth Bubs]], looking from left to right.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Fun Facts ==&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Trivia ===&lt;br /&gt;
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* The paper on Strong Bad&amp;#039;s desk is labeled &amp;quot;plans for stuff&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
* The box in the throw game is labeled &amp;quot;BOX FOR THROW GAME&amp;quot;, in capital letters.&lt;br /&gt;
* This is the second email with a voice-over of a character invented by Strong Bad. The email [[japanese cartoon]] had a Stinkoman voice-over.&lt;br /&gt;
** This is also the first time Strong Bad has used his [[Teen Girl Squad]] voice outside of a TGS cartoon.&lt;br /&gt;
* This email has the longest cartoon extension after the Paper comes down.&lt;br /&gt;
* The [[YouTube]] description for this email is &amp;quot;Strong Bad describes what the Strong Badia theme park would be like.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Remarks ===&lt;br /&gt;
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* This is one of the few emails where [[The Paper]] comes down twice. The only other time this happened was in [[50 emails]]. (The [[New Paper]] later came down twice in [[mini-golf]] and [[web comics]], however.)&lt;br /&gt;
* The Bowels of Trogdor is not visible in the panoramic view of the park.&lt;br /&gt;
* When Homestar looks at the boulder, he appears to turn his head around 180 degrees, without moving his body.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Goofs ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* When Pom Pom hits the bottle with the ball, a crashing sound is heard yet it doesn&amp;#039;t break. Also, the crashing sound is played right after Pom Pom throws the ball, but before it reaches the bottle.&lt;br /&gt;
* At the end of the Strong Bad&amp;#039;s Riverquest Safariventure, the [[Stop Sign]] is not there. It disappeared sometime between the pause the first time The Paper came down and the fake boulder.&lt;br /&gt;
* The Bowels of Trogdor abruptly stops spinning while the mascots are talking. Also, The King of Town isn&amp;#039;t on fire.&lt;br /&gt;
* When the toon finally ends, the flowing water animation freezes.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Glitches ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* On some computers, the email stops abruptly at the scene with the Bowels of Trogdor. Only one car appears, and it is off the rails with nobody inside.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Inside References ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* This is the first time since [[vacation]] (email 40) that Strong Bad has answered an email with a &amp;quot;[[Crapfully Yours|crapfully yours]]&amp;quot;-style signature.&lt;br /&gt;
** It is also the only Compy-era email to feature such a closing.&lt;br /&gt;
* The &amp;quot;headhunter&amp;quot; is the [[Bear Holding a Shark|Bear holding a Shark]] from [[date]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Pom Pom throws rings around an &amp;quot;Xtra Cold One&amp;quot;, first seen in [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]].&lt;br /&gt;
* The music played during Strong Sad&amp;#039;s &amp;quot;Stunt Spooktacular&amp;quot; is the same music that was used in both [[Homestarloween Party]] and [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]].&lt;br /&gt;
* The music that plays when Strong Bad is describing the &amp;quot;Bowels of Trogdor&amp;quot; roller coaster is from the game [[TROGDOR!]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Cheerleader uses the phrase &amp;quot;[[All up ons|all up in]]&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;Ryan S.&amp;quot; on the box of General Tso&amp;#039;s chicken is a reference to [[Ryan Sterritt]], a friend of [[The Brothers Chaps]], who helps them with the website and the [[strongbad email.exe]] DVD.&lt;br /&gt;
* This is another reference to Homestar&amp;#039;s [[Best/Worst X bucks I ever spent|best/worst money spent]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sweet Cuppin&amp;#039; Cakes]] Land, the ride Strong Bad sends The Cheat to, is originally from [[crazy cartoon]] as the name of the cartoon.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Real-World References ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* The Strong Badian Riverquest Safariventure is reminiscent of the [[Jungle Cruise]] found in [[Disney]] theme parks. The way Strong Bad does not breathe or show any expression and his rise-and-fall delivery is reminiscent of Jungle Cruise tour guides who have given the same tour over and over again. The shooting of a warning shot (in this case a starter&amp;#039;s pistol) to scare off the bear and shark &amp;quot;headhunters&amp;quot; is directly from the tour guide script. Most of Strong Bad&amp;#039;s speech correlates to the tour.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Fast Forward ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* In [[boring (really)]], Strong Bad says, &amp;quot;...prepare to experience the fury of... me naming all the three letter words I can think of,&amp;quot; in a voice similar to the one used in this toon.&lt;br /&gt;
* The &amp;quot;[[Riverquest Safariventure|riverquest safariventure]]&amp;quot; ride reappears a few times.&lt;br /&gt;
* The [[Female Lappy 486]] mentions bwees-ness in [[hremail 3184]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Homestar&amp;#039;s and Coach Z&amp;#039;s costumes reappear in [[On Break]].&lt;br /&gt;
* The [[Shark-Tooth Bubs]] doll seen in the Easter egg would later become a full fledged member of the Puppet Stuff characters.&lt;br /&gt;
* Strong Bad used a Teen Girl Squad voice again in the email [[death metal]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Stoppy and Poppy reappear in [[Decemberweenvent Calendar]] ([[Decemberweenvent Calendar|Day 15]]).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== DVD Version ==&lt;br /&gt;
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* All of the Easter eggs are disabled.&lt;br /&gt;
* The DVD version features hidden creators&amp;#039; commentary. To access it, switch the DVD player&amp;#039;s audio language selection while watching.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Commentary Transcript ===&lt;br /&gt;
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(&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Commentary by:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; [[Mike Chapman]], [[Matt Chapman]])&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{singing}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Theme paaaaark!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MATT:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; That&amp;#039;s a good one.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; That&amp;#039;s my theme park... theme song.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MATT:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; I like that. Oh, Mike, Strong Bad&amp;#039;s talking in the wrong voice.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; He&amp;#039;s talking like one of the Teen Girl Squads.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MATT:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Which one do you think it was?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; The original Teen Girl Squad. Uh, I think that was... So and So?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MATT:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Yeah?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Nah, it was either The Ug... I think it was The Ugly One. All right, let&amp;#039;s talk about something else.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MATT:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Okay. I like &amp;quot;buisness.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Buisness. Didn&amp;#039;t we record, um, &amp;#039;cuz there&amp;#039;s a little Easter egg with him saying &amp;quot;Why you&amp;#039;re all up on my buisness.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MATT:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Oh, yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Teen Girl Squad.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MATT:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; We never put it out. We were gonna make it the Quote of the— Let&amp;#039;s do that this week, make it the Quote of the Week.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Maybe, it&amp;#039;ll seem like we&amp;#039;re talking about something really old when they hear this on the DVD.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MATT:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Perhaps.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; But we&amp;#039;re &amp;#039;&amp;#039;really&amp;#039;&amp;#039; talking about the &amp;#039;&amp;#039;future&amp;#039;&amp;#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{awkward pause}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MATT:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; So, we sh— I feel like we should start over on this commentary already.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; That&amp;#039;s... let&amp;#039;s keep going.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MATT:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; All right.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Let&amp;#039;s plug on through.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MATT:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; We&amp;#039;ll give it a shot.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{Pause until Strong Bad mentions &amp;quot;Sweet Cuppin&amp;#039; Cakes Land&amp;quot;}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MATT:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; I&amp;#039;d like to see what Sweet Cuppin&amp;#039; Cakes Land looks like.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Yeah, I think maybe originally that was gonna be in the email; I think we talked about showing, you know, like the teacups that were the spinning-around teacups that were Eh! Steves or something.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MATT:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Yeah. But then the email would be nine minutes long.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Yeah, it was really long already. So, back in the background there is a Shark-Tooth Bubs, um, which is a real plush, plush doll that a factory in China made for us. It was a prototype. They misinterpreted Bubs&amp;#039;s eyes and teeth, and... pretty much everything!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MATT:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; As his fangs.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{laughing}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; His fangs.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MATT:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; And a horn.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MATT:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; I like that the box there, that he just that knocked that over on, says &amp;quot;Box for Throw Game&amp;quot; stenciled on the side of it. It&amp;#039;s mass-produced somewhere and shipped to Mt. Ridesplace... for that sole purpose. &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{lets Coach Z as Stoppy appear}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Stoppy has some things in his cheeks, maybe.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Yeah, he&amp;#039;s got some nuts, maybe he&amp;#039;s saving up acorns for the winter.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MATT:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{at Homsar as General Tso&amp;#039;s Chicken}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Now &amp;#039;&amp;#039;that&amp;#039;s&amp;#039;&amp;#039; a reference to our friend Ryan Sterritt, who has authored this very DVD you&amp;#039;re watching.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; He&amp;#039;s sitting in the room right next to us. Unbeknownst to him, we&amp;#039;re talking about him.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MATT:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Yeah, let&amp;#039;s go in... let&amp;#039;s throw stuff at him next time we see him.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; We should. I like to throw stuff at Ryan.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{pause}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; What should we talk about on this part? Oh, this is a good... this is, this is my favorite part.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MATT:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Yeah, we... this should have been two emails, I feel like.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Yeah, &amp;#039;cuz it was done up to this point, and then there&amp;#039;s another ten minutes.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MATT:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; So there&amp;#039;s a particular visit, uh, to Busch Gardens I took, and I believe there&amp;#039;s a roller coaster called The Scorpion, where— that I&amp;#039;m basing this, I mean, definitely, it&amp;#039;s obviously based on...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; No! You can&amp;#039;t say it!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MATT:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; What?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Sorry. I was just saying that my name was Klaus Meine and that I was The Scorpion... Sorry.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MATT:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Does this keep going? Yeah, we can keep talking.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Is this a waiting egg?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MATT:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Yeah, it&amp;#039;s just gonna start playing again I think, isn&amp;#039;t it? &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{The email continues after The Paper comes down}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Yeah, see?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Yeah, okay, I couldn&amp;#039;t remember how it worked on the DVD...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MATT:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; You just wait.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Yeah, okay.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MATT:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{of the fake rock}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; I like, uh, the damage, obviously, when I see that.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Yeah, it&amp;#039;s fiberglass.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MATT:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Mm-hmm. Chicken wire. Uh, anyways, uh I went... Mike and I went...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Oh, yeah, you were at Busch Gardens!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MATT:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Yeah! And I just remember that guy being particularly unenthusiastic about us experiencing the fury of The Scorpion. &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{Mike laughs}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; It was wonderfully scripted.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; So was it just a roller coaster, or was that a ride...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MATT:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; No, it was just a roller coaster.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MATT:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; And so they have the guy just before it starts...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{simultaneously}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Okay, yeah, at the beginning, right.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MATT:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; You see, we were just talking over each other again.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; We can talk at the same time.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MATT:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; I know, but it&amp;#039;s probably hard for people to understand what we&amp;#039;re saying. Go!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Go!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MATT:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; I take!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; I take!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MATT:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Hi Lois! Raise your arms, watch your knees. Exit to your right, please! They did that at Six Flags all the time, I remember.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Six Flags over Georgia, that is.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{The Paper comes down in the email for the second time.}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MATT:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Wait for it, wait for it...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Is it still going?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MATT:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Yeah, hang on! &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{pause for the end}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Now it&amp;#039;s done.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Fun Facts ===&lt;br /&gt;
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* Cheerleader&amp;#039;s statement has yet to be a Quote of the Week, even though the Brothers Chaps indicate it will be.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Scorpion (roller coaster)|The Scorpion]] is a single-looping steel roller coaster found at [[Busch Gardens Tampa Bay]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Klaus Meine]] is the frontman of German rock band [[Scorpions (band)|the Scorpions]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Six Flags Over Georgia]] is a [[Six Flags]] theme park found near [[Atlanta, Georgia|Atlanta]].&lt;br /&gt;
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== External Links ==&lt;br /&gt;
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* [https://homestarrunner.com/sbemails/104-theme-park watch &amp;quot;theme park&amp;quot;]&lt;br /&gt;
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0KwJD2Ugb8 watch &amp;quot;theme park&amp;quot;] on [[YouTube]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [https://old.homestarrunner.com/sbemail104.html watch &amp;quot;theme park&amp;quot;] on the old [[Flash]] site&lt;br /&gt;
* [https://old.homestarrunner.com/sbemail104.swf view the Flash file for &amp;quot;theme park&amp;quot;]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewtopic.php?t=117 forum thread re: &amp;quot;theme park&amp;quot;]&lt;br /&gt;
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