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| &amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;[[Strong Bad Email]] #147&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
| [https://homestarrunner.com/sbemails/147-lady-fan watch] · [[pop-up|← pop-up]] · [[disconnected|disconnected →]]&lt;br /&gt;
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https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/9/95/Sbemail147.PNG/180px-Sbemail147.PNG&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;quot;Twees it out!&amp;quot;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;This article is about the [[Strong Bad Email]].&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;For  other uses, see [[Lady]].&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Strong Bad tries to impress an emailer&amp;#039;s new lady fan.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Cast (in order of appearance):&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; [[Strong Bad]], [[Buck Webb]], Lady Fan, [[Homestar Runner]], [[The Cheat]], [[Marzipan]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Places:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; [[Computer Room]], [[Gymnasium]], [[Laundry Room of the Brothers Strong]], [[Marzipan&amp;#039;s House]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Computer:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; [[Lappy 486]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Date:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Monday, March 6, 2006&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Running Time:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; 3:30&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Page Title:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Lappy 486&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;DVD:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;[[strongbad email.exe Disc Five]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Transcript ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;STRONG BAD:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; How many emails can you check? Five. Twelve. Seven. Shut up.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{reading}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;gt;subject: extra cool&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;gt;Dear Strong Bad,&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;gt;My new lady fan does not like you so much. Should I&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;gt;just call it quits now or can you do something extra special&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;gt;cool to impress her?&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;gt;Buck Webb&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;gt;Houston, Tejas&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{Strong Bad reads &amp;quot;Houston&amp;quot; as &amp;quot;Hooston&amp;quot;.}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;STRONG BAD:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{typing}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Buck Webb? You sound like one of those boring soap-opera comic strips from the, &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{stops typing}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; quote-un-quote, &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{resumes typing}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;quot;funny&amp;quot; pages.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{An example of a boring soap-opera comic pops up. It is titled &amp;quot;Buck Webb, Extraordinaire&amp;quot;. Music begins playing. When characters talk, speech balloons appear.  Strong Bad voices both characters.}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;BUCK:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; I&amp;#039;m afraid it&amp;#039;s Splitsville for us, Lady Fan... if you don&amp;#039;t take a shine to Strong Bad!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;LADY FAN:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{drippy speech balloon}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Oh, Buck...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{Cut to the next panel. Lady fan is holding a pistol up to Buck.}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;LADY FAN:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; I&amp;#039;ll give Strong Bad a chance. In fact...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{Cut to next panel, of a turtle in a pool, with the caption &amp;quot;Sea turtles eat a wide variety of food&amp;quot;.}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;LADY FAN:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; ... I think I&amp;#039;m falling for him. Like, big time.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;BUCK:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; C&amp;#039;mon, baby. Stay with me.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{Next panel. Buck is holding a yoga DVD.}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;BUCK:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; I&amp;#039;ll buy you a new yoga DVD!!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{Next panel. Lady fan is crying and there is a caption &amp;quot;Back in Des Moines...&amp;quot;}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;LADY FAN:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; I&amp;#039;ll... think about it!!!!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{Cut away from the comic. The Lappy&amp;#039;s screen has been cleared.}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;STRONG BAD:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{typing}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; We both know who she&amp;#039;s gonna choose, Buck. Is that what you want? But hey, you asked for it. And as you know, when people send me stupid emails, I&amp;#039;m obligated by law to do what they say. So, extra special cool coming right up!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{Cut to a gymnasium.}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;STRONG BAD:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Nothing&amp;#039;s more E-S-C than one-handed push-ups. Coupla these bad boys oughta do the trick! Here-a I-a go-a!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{Strong Bad attempts to do a one-handed push-up, but falls down. The [[Scoreboard|scoreboard]] buzzes and turns to -1.}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;STRONG BAD:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Oh, did I say &amp;quot;one-handed push-ups&amp;quot;? Those things are lame. Real men play two-handed push-ups! We&amp;#039;ll start with fifty and see how we feel. Here-sa I-sa go-sa!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{Strong Bad attempts to do a two-handed push up. Beads of sweat appear on his forehead, but he is unable to lift himself off the ground. The scoreboard buzzes and turns to -51.}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;STRONG BAD:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; I can&amp;#039;t do ONE push up?! I used to be able to do, like, four. Maybe I need to start workin&amp;#039; out.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{Homestar Runner appears dressed as an aerobics instructor, wearing a singlet and legwarmers.}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;HOMESTAR RUNNER:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Boy, I&amp;#039;ll say you do. One, two, and flex your pecs! Give it eight more! And five! Twees it out! C&amp;#039;mon y&amp;#039;all! Just twees it out!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;STRONG BAD:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Twees it out?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{Homestar turns around to show Strong Bad his rear. Strong Bad looks away and blocks the image with his hand.}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;HOMESTAR RUNNER:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Your buttweesimo! We&amp;#039;re gonna mold that twees into the Iron Sheik!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{Homestar looks toward Strong Bad&amp;#039;s &amp;quot;twees&amp;quot;. Strong Bad replies by covering it with both hands.}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;HOMESTAR RUNNER:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Just six more now! Eight and four! Shake it freely, twees it out!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;STRONG BAD:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Yeah, cool. I&amp;#039;m gonna go ahead and need you to never say &amp;quot;twees it out&amp;quot; ever again.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;HOMESTAR RUNNER:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; You&amp;#039;re doing great! Now shoulders down! One and two. &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{The rest of this line is very quiet and said under Strong Bad&amp;#039;s next line.}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Feel the burn and go to bed! Make some breakfast, talk to me!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{Strong Bad walks towards the viewer. Homestar continues to stretch in the background.}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;STRONG BAD:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; What&amp;#039;ll really impress your lady fan is a cute, fluffy The Cheat—&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{Scene changes to the laundry room.}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;STRONG BAD:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Fresh from the dryer!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{Strong Bad opens the dryer, revealing a fluffy The Cheat.}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;STRONG BAD:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Awww, look at him! All cottony soft...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{Strong Bad tries to pick up The Cheat but is shocked by static electricity.}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;STRONG BAD:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; AHHHH! Jeez, use a dryer sheet, man.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{The Cheat starts turning green and his The Cheat noises turn queasy.}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;STRONG BAD:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Uh oh, this is not looking extra special cool.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{Strong Bad closes the dryer door just as The Cheat throws up.}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;STRONG BAD:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Don&amp;#039;t worry, little buddy. We&amp;#039;ll just throw you back in the wash.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{Some vomit runs out the corner of the dryer door. Homestar returns, still in his work-out uniform.}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;HOMESTAR RUNNER:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Back in the wash. Come on, come on! Twees it, twees it, zabaladoo!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;STRONG BAD:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Get it out of here, Wretched Simmons! I&amp;#039;m trying to get some girl to like some guy I don&amp;#039;t know!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{Homestar bobs up and down twice more. Scene changes to Strong Bad and Marzipan sitting at a table with a &amp;quot;[[Cat Mess|CAT MESS]]&amp;quot; kitty litter bag, pie pan with some kitty litter in it, a glue gun, envelopes, and scissors.}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;STRONG BAD:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; One thing I definitely know about lady fans is that they all like crappy arts and crafts projects.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MARZIPAN:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Today we&amp;#039;re going to make a really creative centerpiece out of junk mail and kitty litter.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;STRONG BAD:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{sarcastically}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Sounds heavenly...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MARZIPAN:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{picks up an envelope and begins to cut it with the scissors}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Now first of all I want you to take your snip-sniparooskies— and that&amp;#039;s what we call our scissors...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;STRONG BAD:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{overlapping, uninterested}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Uh-huh...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MARZIPAN:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{cut to a closeup of the envelope}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; ...and then just a little crinkle cut right here on the northern edge...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{Strong Bad knocks the envelope and scissors to the table. Cut back to wide shot.  Marzipan becomes angry at Strong Bad.}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;STRONG BAD:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; UGH! Never mind! What the lady fans really want is some &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{high-pitched echoing screaming}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; PYROTECHNICS!!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{Strong Bad throws the BMW Lighter onto the table, causing multiple explosions that turn everything to ashes, including Marzipan&amp;#039;s hair. The ashen remains of the &amp;quot;CAT MESS&amp;quot; bag collapse.}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MARZIPAN:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Strong Bad, you&amp;#039;re a horse&amp;#039;s twees.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{The remains of the glue gun collapse as well. Cut back to the Lappy.}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;STRONG BAD:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{typing}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; There you have it, Buck. Oh wait...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{Changes to comic strip version of Strong Bad talking to Buck.}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;STRONG BAD:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; There you have it, Buck! If that floozy&amp;#039;s not all up ons after that, you gotta drop her like a trig class, see??!!??!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{Next panel, solo shot of Buck.}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;BUCK:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Tight, Strong Bad. Real tight.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{Next panel, silhouettes of Strong Bad and Buck looking at work-out Homestar.}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;HOMESTAR RUNNER:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; That&amp;#039;s right. Keep that twees real tight. Flex it, flex it, shoulder stance.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{Next panel, a comic book version of [[The Paper]]. The Paper noise is heard. A caption reads &amp;quot;PREEEOW!!&amp;quot;}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Easter Eggs ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Click the scoreboard after Strong Bad calls one-handed push-ups lame to see a blue bumper sticker that says &amp;quot;Real Men Play &amp;#039;&amp;#039;Two Handed&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Push-ups!!&amp;quot; with a small image of a soccer ball in the corner.&lt;br /&gt;
* At the end, click on the printer&amp;#039;s green button to see Homestar&amp;#039;s weight-loss DVD, titled &amp;quot;Tweesercize&amp;quot;. The box reads:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;gt;Tweesercize with Homestar Runner&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;gt;Loose weight?&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;gt;6 minutes long!!!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Fun Facts ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Explanations ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Des Moines]] is the capital of [[Iowa]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Strong Bad&amp;#039;s opening intro is similar to one of the many songs schoolgirls often chant while jumping rope.&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;Tejas&amp;quot; (&amp;quot;TEH-has&amp;quot;) is an accepted [[Spanish]] spelling and pronunciation of [[Texas]]. Strong Bad has also used this pronunciation facetiously in [[boring (really)]] and [[property of ones]], and Homestar used it in [[Puppets on the Road]].&lt;br /&gt;
* The pattern of dots on Strong Bad&amp;#039;s comic simulates [[Benday Dots|Benday dots]]. This technique is also used in [[The Castlefunnies]] (featured in [[old comics]]).&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;Trig&amp;quot; is short for [[trigonometry]], a mathematics course.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Remarks ===&lt;br /&gt;
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* Strong Bad says in this email that he is &amp;quot;obligated by law&amp;quot; to do anything asked of him in a &amp;quot;stupid email&amp;quot;, whereas in [[sibbie]], he said, &amp;quot;I&amp;#039;m not here to fulfill your every freakin&amp;#039; whim!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
* This is the first time Strong Bad visibly perspires, thus giving a better impression of his mask actually being more flesh-like.&lt;br /&gt;
* While Strong Bad may not be able to do push-ups, he was able to literally throw Homestar and [[The King of Town]] out of his house in [[secret identity]]. He was also able to knock Homestar senseless in [[car]].&lt;br /&gt;
* This is another instance of The Paper not coming down normally, this time being shown coming out of what appears to be an [http://skylab.org/~chugga/pictures/forsale/epson.JPG Epson L-1000] [[Dot matrix printer|dot matrix printer]]. The first time The Paper appeared out of a printer was in [[Email Processing Room]].&lt;br /&gt;
* The &amp;quot;1:00&amp;quot; part of the scoreboard doesn&amp;#039;t have a screen - it just appears on the surface.&lt;br /&gt;
* The Gymnasium&amp;#039;s mat is blue in this email. However, in [[montage]], the mat was red. These may just be roll-out mats, and the different colors represent different purposes.&lt;br /&gt;
* Strong Bad previously said that The Cheat was not that cute in [[huttah!]].&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Goofs ===&lt;br /&gt;
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* Marzipan&amp;#039;s scissors (presumably [[pinking shears]] due to the zigzag pattern cut in the envelope) do not close properly; their handles touch before the blades run past each other.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Fixed Glitches ===&lt;br /&gt;
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* Initially, nothing would happen when the &amp;quot;Back&amp;quot; link was clicked at the end. This has been fixed.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Inside References ===&lt;br /&gt;
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* The score counter going negative refers to an Easter egg in [[montage]].&lt;br /&gt;
** Negative scores also happen to Strong Bad in [[for kids]]. At the beginning of the email, he is playing [[Peasant&amp;#039;s Quest]], in which he has a negative score.&lt;br /&gt;
* Strong Bad locking The Cheat in the dryer is a reference to [[2 years]].&lt;br /&gt;
* This is another appearance of the [[BMW Lighter]].&lt;br /&gt;
* The phrase &amp;quot;[[All up ons]]&amp;quot; originated in [[suntan]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Homestar repeatedly says to &amp;quot;[[Twees]] [[X it out|it out]]&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
* This is another appearance of [[Preeeeow]], the [[Onomatopoeia|onomatopoeia]] describing The Paper&amp;#039;s sound effect.&lt;br /&gt;
* Homestar&amp;#039;s &amp;quot;back in the wash&amp;quot; line mirrors his dance in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Bubs mentioned his own &amp;quot;lady fans&amp;quot; in [[the process]].&lt;br /&gt;
* The music playing during Homestar&amp;#039;s exercise video is the opening of [[i think i have a chance with this guy]] from [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]].&lt;br /&gt;
* The scores of -1 and -51 are [[Scoreboard|irregular scores]].&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Real-World References ===&lt;br /&gt;
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* The soap-opera-type comic pokes fun at dramatic comics that are meant to be taken seriously. Common examples include [[Mary Worth (comic)|Mary Worth]] and [[Rex Morgan, M.D.]], which are found in many newspaper comics pages.&lt;br /&gt;
** The panel with the [[Turtles|sea turtle]] is a reference to the drama/information comic strip [[Mark Trail]].&lt;br /&gt;
* The organ music that accompanies the comic hearkens back to the [[Soap opera|soundtracks]] of the radio and early television soap operas of the 1920s through the 1970s. They would almost always consist of a solo organ playing melodramatic mood music.&lt;br /&gt;
* Strong Bad saying, &amp;quot;I&amp;#039;m gonna go ahead and need you to...&amp;quot; is a play on the catchphrase of boss Bill Lumbergh from the film [[Office Space]].&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;Wretched Simmons&amp;quot; is a reference to fitness guru [[Richard Simmons]].&lt;br /&gt;
* The [[Iron Sheik]] is a wrestler, and a former [[World Wrestling Federation|WWF]] [[List of WWE Champions|Champion]] in the 1980s.&lt;br /&gt;
* The way Strong Bad pronounces &amp;#039;Houston&amp;#039; is the same as General Zod in [[Superman II]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Homestar&amp;#039;s &amp;quot;buttweesimo&amp;quot; is probably a reference to [http://www.bizbyjake.com/index_flash.html Jake Steinfeld], the founder of [http://www.bodybyjake.com Body By Jake], who frequently mentions &amp;quot;working the ol&amp;#039; buttisimo&amp;quot; in his infomercials and books.&lt;br /&gt;
** The Italian suffix [http://italian.about.com/library/fare/blfare131a.htm -issimo] is used as a [[Superlative|superlative]]. Taken literally, &amp;quot;buttissimo&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;buttweesimo&amp;quot; would mean &amp;quot;the most butt&amp;quot;, which could further be interpreted as &amp;quot;the largest butt&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;quot;Tweesercize&amp;quot; is a reference to [[Jazzercise]], a popular exercise program that combines jazz dance with aerobic workouts. Homestar&amp;#039;s outfit (particularly the leg-warmers) more specifically represents a fitness style popular in the &amp;#039;80s.&lt;br /&gt;
* The &amp;quot;six minutes long&amp;quot; sticker on Homestar&amp;#039;s fitness video is likely a reference to &amp;quot;Eight Minute Abs&amp;quot;, a fitness video that offers an exercise program that supposedly allows users to tone their abdominal muscles in a matter of weeks while working out for only eight minutes a day.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Fast Forward ===&lt;br /&gt;
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* Homestar would again wear his exercise clothes in [[Strongest Man in the World]].&lt;br /&gt;
* The Paper&amp;#039;s printer was later seen in [[the paper]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Cat Mess]] later appears as the sponsor of a [[pet show]], the [[Cat Mess Inbredtational Pet Show]].&lt;br /&gt;
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== DVD Version ==&lt;br /&gt;
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* The DVD version features hidden creators&amp;#039; commentary. To access it, switch the DVD player&amp;#039;s audio language selection while watching.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Commentary Transcript ===&lt;br /&gt;
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(&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Commentary by:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; [[Mike Chapman]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Ryan Sterritt]])&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;HOMESTAR RUNNER:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Hey you guys, it&amp;#039;s, it&amp;#039;s m— Homestar.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Hi Homestar.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;HOMESTAR RUNNER:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Hi Ryan.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;RYAN:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Hi Homestar.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;HOMESTAR RUNNER:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Okay. Now, &amp;#039;&amp;#039;this&amp;#039;&amp;#039; is my very best email.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Uhh?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;RYAN:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;Your&amp;#039;&amp;#039; email?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;HOMESTAR RUNNER:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Yeah, well, I&amp;#039;m— I&amp;#039;m all over this one. It&amp;#039;s clearly a Homestar-themed email.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;{pause}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; This—&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;HOMESTAR RUNNER:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Guys, come on, you gotta work with me here. &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{Mike and Ryan laugh}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; I need something to play off of.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; You say &amp;quot;Tejas&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;HOMESTAR RUNNER:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; I do.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{overlapping}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Tejas.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;HOMESTAR RUNNER:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{inaudible}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;quot;You old Tejas.&amp;quot;  Oh-oh, that&amp;#039;s a good— did you draw those, Mike?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; I did.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;HOMESTAR RUNNER:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; That&amp;#039;s some good— uh, &amp;#039;&amp;#039;Mark Trail&amp;#039;&amp;#039; lookin&amp;#039;—&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; I always used to force myself to read &amp;#039;&amp;#039;Rex Morgan&amp;#039;&amp;#039;, and uh, &amp;#039;&amp;#039;Mary Worth&amp;#039;&amp;#039;, some of those boring soap opera comics, just so I could say I read the whole funny pages.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;HOMESTAR RUNNER:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; I bet you said that on the commentary for the &amp;quot;old comics&amp;quot; email.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; I might have! Although, &amp;quot;old comics&amp;quot;, tho—those kind, &amp;#039;&amp;#039;Beetle Bailey&amp;#039;&amp;#039; and stuff, I used to enjoy.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;HOMESTAR RUNNER:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Yeah. &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{pause}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Um... what&amp;#039;d that turtle say? That turtle was talking to me.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; I don&amp;#039;t— I wasn&amp;#039;t paying attention.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;HOMESTAR RUNNER:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; That&amp;#039;s a pretty hot turtle.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{laughing, imitating Homestar}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Toutle?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;HOMESTAR RUNNER:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Turtle. &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{Mike laughs}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; When the turtles ruled China.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; So is this the gym? Where is this exactly, Homestar? I&amp;#039;ve never been sure.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;HOMESTAR RUNNER:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{overlapping}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Yeah. This is— It&amp;#039;s the gym.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; The auditorium?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;HOMESTAR RUNNER:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; You&amp;#039;re blindfolded before they let you in there, every time. &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{laughs}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; So I don&amp;#039;t know what &amp;#039;&amp;#039;building&amp;#039;&amp;#039; I&amp;#039;m in.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{overlapping}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; You don&amp;#039;t know where it is?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;HOMESTAR RUNNER:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; I dunno if it&amp;#039;s in somebody&amp;#039;s house. But, they changed the color of that mat.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Sometimes it&amp;#039;s red.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;HOMESTAR RUNNER:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Right now, this is the aerobics mat.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Yeah, the red one&amp;#039;s the karate or wrestling mat.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;HOMESTAR RUNNER:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{overlapping}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Not the wrestling— right. I&amp;#039;m the best. Around. Whoa, Strong Bad&amp;#039;s just sweated.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;HOMESTAR RUNNER:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; I don&amp;#039;t think he&amp;#039;s ever done that before. &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{short pause}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; I&amp;#039;d like to hear from Ryan.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;RYAN:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Oh look! That&amp;#039;s a nice little outfit you&amp;#039;ve got.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;HOMESTAR RUNNER:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Thanks! It&amp;#039;s my— my... not— not— it&amp;#039;s not a leotard. It&amp;#039;s um...  L—Leonard. Tard.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;RYAN:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Leg warmers.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;HOMESTAR RUNNER:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Um. The Iron Sheik... is missing some teeth.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{overlapping}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; I saw the Iron Sheik— I saw him at, uh, my brother-in-law&amp;#039;s college graduation.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;HOMESTAR RUNNER:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Oh yeah?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;HOMESTAR RUNNER:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; How was he doing then?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Well, he was— &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{laughing}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; he was wearing curly shoes.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;HOMESTAR RUNNER:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{abruptly}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Look at The Cheat! What happened to him? Where&amp;#039;s his mouth? &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{The Cheat begins to turn green}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Whoa. &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{Strong Bad shuts the dryer door}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Ew, gross.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; There was his— There was his mouth.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;HOMESTAR RUNNER:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; That&amp;#039;s disgusting. &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{pause}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Ew! Was that puke water?!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; No, that wa— he must have dumped some green water right then.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;HOMESTAR RUNNER:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; I bet— he better have!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Yeah. It wasn&amp;#039;t puke water.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;HOMESTAR RUNNER:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; This is getting PG... 15! &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{pause}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Jonathan Howe!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Oh, Jonathan Howe is a big fan of Cat Mess.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;HOMESTAR RUNNER:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; You think, so, is it supposed to &amp;#039;&amp;#039;collect&amp;#039;&amp;#039; cat mess, or is it just a bag &amp;#039;&amp;#039;full&amp;#039;&amp;#039; of cat mess?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; It&amp;#039;s— it&amp;#039;s &amp;#039;&amp;#039;both&amp;#039;&amp;#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;HOMESTAR RUNNER:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; I&amp;#039;d definitely take a bag of cat mess over a bag of dog mess. &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{Mike laughs}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Any day, I tell you what.  Or ferret mess for that matter. &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{short pause}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; That&amp;#039;s a good lookin&amp;#039;, uh, hot glue gun.  &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{pause until Marzipan calls Strong Bad a &amp;quot;horse&amp;#039;s twees&amp;quot;}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Ooo! Mar-zi-&amp;#039;&amp;#039;pan!&amp;#039;&amp;#039; That&amp;#039;s some strong—&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; You like it when she&amp;#039;s saucy like that?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;HOMESTAR RUNNER:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; That&amp;#039;s some strong &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{Spanish accent} languaje&amp;#039;&amp;#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Some what? &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{laughing}&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;HOMESTAR RUNNER:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Lang-gwah-hay. You old Tejas.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; That looks kinda like Moe Howard.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;HOMESTAR RUNNER:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; It does. It looks just like Moe from the Three Stooges.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;MIKE:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{overlapping}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Instead of a bowl, he&amp;#039;s got a little flip-a-doo at the end.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;HOMESTAR RUNNER:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; He&amp;#039;s got the same... chin.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;HOMESTAR RUNNER:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; &amp;#039;&amp;#039;{sees the comic drawing of The Printer}&amp;#039;&amp;#039; Is that what it looks like?&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Fun Facts ===&lt;br /&gt;
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* Mike did, in fact, mention challenging himself to read every newspaper comic in [[old comics|the commentary for &amp;quot;old comics&amp;quot;]].&lt;br /&gt;
** &amp;#039;&amp;#039;[[Beetle Bailey]]&amp;#039;&amp;#039; is a comic strip that has been published since 1950. Unlike the other soap opera comics mentioned, &amp;#039;&amp;#039;Beetle Bailey&amp;#039;&amp;#039; is a humorous gag-a-day strip.&lt;br /&gt;
* Homestar claiming to be &amp;quot;the best... around&amp;quot; is a reference to the song &amp;quot;[[You&amp;#039;re the Best]]&amp;quot;, as made famous by the film &amp;#039;&amp;#039;[[The Karate Kid]]&amp;#039;&amp;#039;; Homestar had previously appeared in the gymnasium (on the red karate mat) wearing an outfit inspired by that movie in [[montage]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Homestar mentioning &amp;quot;PG-15&amp;quot; is a reference to the [[Motion Picture Association of America film rating system|PG-13 movie rating]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Jonathan Howe]] is mentioned.&lt;br /&gt;
* Moe Howard from [[The Three Stooges]] is mentioned.&lt;br /&gt;
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== External Links ==&lt;br /&gt;
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* [https://homestarrunner.com/sbemails/147-lady-fan watch &amp;quot;lady fan&amp;quot;]&lt;br /&gt;
* [https://old.homestarrunner.com/sbemail147.html watch &amp;quot;lady fan&amp;quot;] on the old [[Flash]] site&lt;br /&gt;
* [https://old.homestarrunner.com/sbemail147.swf view the Flash file for &amp;quot;lady fan&amp;quot;]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewtopic.php?t=7278 forum thread re: &amp;quot;lady fan&amp;quot;]&lt;br /&gt;
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| [[Strong Bad Email By Title|Email Titles]] · [[Strong Bad Email By Name of Sender|Sender&amp;#039;s Name]] · [[Strong Bad Email By Place|Sender&amp;#039;s Location]] · [[Strong Bad Email By Length|Email Lengths]] · [[Strong Bad Email By Greeting|Email Greetings]] · [[Strong Bad Email By Closing|Email Closings]] · [[Strong Bad Email Release Dates|Email Release Dates]] · [[Strong Bad Email Intros|Email Intros]] · [[Strong Bad Email Outros|Email Outros]] · [[Strong Bad Email Page Titles|Page Titles]] · [[Strong Bad Email Statistics|Statistics]] · [[Strong Bad Email Menu|Menu]] · [[Scroll Button Songs]] · [[Items|Computers]] · [[Floppy Disk Container]] · [[Strong Bad Email Sender&amp;#039;s Subject|Subjects]] · [[Strong Bad Email Spin-offs|Spin-offs]] · [[Irregular Back Links]] · [[Poorly Written Emails]] · [[Emails That Meet Strong Bad&amp;#039;s Approval]] · [[Emails Taken in a Different Direction]]&lt;br /&gt;
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! style=&amp;quot;background:#DDF&amp;quot; | &amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;[[Tandy 400]]&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
| [[some kinda robot]] · [[homsar]] · [[butt IQ]] · [[homestar hair]] · [[making out]] · [[depressio]] · [[halloweener]] · [[brianrietta]] · [[i love you]] · [[trevor the vampire]] · [[i rule]] · [[credit card]] · [[i she be]] · [[duck pond]] · [[the basics]] · [[band names]] · [[studying]] · [[stand-up]] · [[tape-leg]] · [[spring cleaning]] · [[cartoon]] · [[sb email 22]] · [[little animal]] · [[the bird]] · [[super powers]] · [[CGNU]] · [[3 wishes]] · [[1 step ahead]] · [[superhero name]] · [[12:00]] · [[sugarbob]] · [[flag day]] · [[gimmicks]] · [[weird dream]] · [[sisters]] · [[guitar]] · [[dullard]] · [[helium]] · [[property of ones]] · [[vacation]]&lt;br /&gt;
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! style=&amp;quot;background:#DDF&amp;quot; | &amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;[[Compy 386]]&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
| [[invisibility]] · [[action figure]] · [[little questions]] · [[lures &amp;amp; jigs]] · [[techno]] · [[your friends]] · [[new hands]] · [[ghosts]] · [[theme party]] · [[50 emails]] · [[website]] · [[island]] · [[comic]] · [[morning routine]] · [[cheat talk]] · [[current status]] · [[japanese cartoon]] · [[dragon]] · [[marzipan]] · [[huttah!]] · [[monster truck]] · [[interview]] · [[fingers]] · [[english paper]] · [[unused emails]] · [[the show]] · [[autobiography]] · [[caper]] · [[personal favorites]] · [[big white face]] · [[2 emails]] · [[crazy cartoon]] · [[mascot]] · [[privileges]] · [[funny]] · [[sibbie]] · [[suntan]] · [[anything]] · [[the process]] · [[stunt double]] · [[date]] · [[impression]] · [[labor day]] · [[kids&amp;#039; book]] · [[2 years]] · [[no loafing]] · [[mile]] · [[couch patch]] · [[local news]] · [[colonization]] · [[caffeine]] · [[kind of cool]] · [[army]] · [[video games]] · [[the bet]] · [[lackey]] · [[monument]] · [[stupid stuff]] · [[different town]] · [[flashback]] · [[car]] · [[lunch special]] · [[haircut]] · [[theme park]] · [[replacement]] · [[dangeresque 3]] · [[cheatday]] · [[pom pom]] · [[crying]] · [[for kids]] · [[other days]] · [[old comics]] · [[pizzaz]] · [[the facts]] · [[time capsule]] · [[extra plug]] · [[montage]] · [[virus]]&lt;br /&gt;
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! style=&amp;quot;background:#DDF&amp;quot; | &amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;[[Lappy 486]]&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
| [[animal]] · [[radio]] · [[part-time job]] · [[dreamail]] · [[origins]] · [[secret recipes]] · [[rock opera]] · [[best thing]] · [[long pants]] · [[rampage]] · [[garage sale]] · [[do over]] · [[boring (really)]] · [[modeling]] · [[bottom 10]] · [[record book]] · [[lady...ing]] · [[geddup noise]] · [[bedtime story]] · [[space program]] · [[portrait]] · [[high school]] · [[death metal]] · [[secret identity]] · [[technology]] · [[narrator]] · [[myths &amp;amp; legends]] · [[pop-up]] · &amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;lady fan&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; · [[disconnected]] · [[candy product]] · [[alternate universe]] · [[senior prom]] · [[isp]] · [[redesign]] · [[keep cool]] · [[theme song]] · [[road trip]] · [[trading cards]] · [[cliffhangers]] · [[retirement]] · [[coloring]] · [[4 branches]] · [[the chair]] · [[what i want]] · [[looking old]] · [[strong badathlon]] · [[unnatural]] · [[the movies]] · [[your funeral]] · [[from work]] · [[rough copy]] · [[underlings]] · [[more armies]] · [[the paper]] · [[mini-golf]] · [[concert]] · [[hygiene]] · [[original]] · [[bike thief]] · [[pizza joint]] · [[slumber party]] · [[web comics]] · [[business trip]] · [[yes, wrestling]] · [[diorama]] · [[nightlife]] · [[environment]] · [[winter pool]] · [[fan club]] · [[pet show]] · [[licensed]] · [[buried]] · [[shapeshifter]] · [[rated]] · [[specially marked]] · [[love poems]] · [[hiding]] · [[your edge]] · [[magic trick]] · [[being mean]] · [[email thunder]] · [[hremail 3184]]&lt;br /&gt;
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! style=&amp;quot;background:#DDF&amp;quot; | &amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;[[Corpy NT6]]&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
| [[imaginary]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;background:#DDF&amp;quot; | &amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;[[Compé]]&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
| [[independent]] · [[dictionary]] · [[videography]]&lt;br /&gt;
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! style=&amp;quot;background:#DDF&amp;quot; | &amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;[[Lappier]]&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
| [[sbemail 206]] · [[too cool]] · [[the next april fools thing]] · [[parenting]] · [[robots]]&lt;br /&gt;
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! style=&amp;quot;background:#DDF&amp;quot; | &amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;[[strongbad email.exe|Bonus]]&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
| [[Greeting Cards]] · [[E-mail Birds]] · [[Videro Games]] · [[Family Resemblence]] · [[Real-Live E-Mails]] · [[Accent]] · [[Comic Book Movie]]&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:The Cheat Filmography]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Marzipan Filmography]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Lappy 486 Emails]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:strongbad email.exe Disc Five]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Emails With DVD Commentary]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Homestar Runner Original Soundtrack Volume 3]]&lt;br /&gt;
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