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''"2018 Consummate Trogdor. Available at Wyrmwood dealers everywhere."''<br />
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The artisans at [https://wyrmwoodgaming.com/ Wyrmwood Studios] show how a Consummate Tier [[Trogdor!! The Board Game]] board is made, while Strong Bad commentates.<br />
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]] (voiceover), Wyrmwood Narrator<br />
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'''Date:''' Wednesday, August 1, 2018<br />
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'''Running Time:''' 3:43<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
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''{Video footage of wood carving as calm music plays. Strong Bad reads off words like a commercial, with the words appearing on screen in a very '80s font as he says them}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Synergy. Dynamic upstream. Unlock your potential.<br />
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'''WYRMWOOD:''' The Consummate Tier—<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{normal tone}'' Whoa, who's talking?<br /><br />
'''WYRMWOOD:''' ''{talking underneath}'' an exclusive offering in this campaign from the artisans at Wyrmwood, is a tribute to the enduring majesty that is Trogdor the Burninator.<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Wait, Trogdor? I just assumed from the music that this was a commercial for insurance, or one of them old man medications. ''{quietly to self}'' Jibblie.<br />
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'''WYRMWOOD:''' A true labor of love,—<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' This guy's just makin' eggs.<br /><br />
'''WYRMWOOD:''' —the portrait on the reverse of the gameboard is painstakingly created from a striking combination of woods. Exotic Wenge with Waterfall Bubinga at the center—<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, those are made-up names for wood.<br /><br />
'''WYRMWOOD:''' ''{continues under Strong Bad, inaudibly}''<br />
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''{Cut to a man leaning in to inspect the progress of a laser cutter}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' This guy needs to back up off of this laser cutter.<br />
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''{A close-up on the laser cutter engraving the Trogdor!! logo into the wood}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, ''that's'' pretty awesome. Wonder how many... ampu-layers—<br />
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'''WYRMWOOD:''' Trogdor ''{unintelligible}'' jet inlay, featuring a banner ''{unintelligible}''<br /><br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' —of burnination their laser has.<br />
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''{Phials marked "JET" and "BRASS" are used to apply detail to the laser etching}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' We season the mighty Burninator with fresh cracked black pepper, and what is clearly cumin. Or maybe ground mustard.<br /><br />
'''WYRMWOOD:''' ''{continues under Strong Bad, inaudibly}''<br />
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''{A jug pours a thick liquid onto a plank of wood, and then is spread out across the surface with a roller}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' We dump an entire gallon of Grandma's protein shake on a board, for no reason.<br />
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''{A man affixes another plank atop the first, then runs it through a saw}''<br />
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'''WYRMWOOD:''' But the Consummate Tier isn't just ''{unintelligible}''. The entire experience is fundamentally different, allowing you to keep the game organized—<br /><br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{imitating the saw noises, then a splatter}'' Brrrow! Spblt! "Aah, my hand!"<br />
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''{Cut to a close-up of one of the map tiles, where a hand uses two fingers to show the tile rocking back and forth before flipping it over}''<br />
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'''WYRMWOOD:''' —and easily flip tiles, due to the design of the board itself.<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa, that's awesome! Go back, go back!<br />
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''{The video rewinds, returning to the shot of the tile being flipped}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Tapple tapple tapple, tipple, flipple! I could watch that all day!<br />
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''{The video rewinds again}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' So satisfying. It calms-a my frazzled nerves!<br />
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''{The video rewinds again}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Tapple tapple tapple, tipple, flipple.<br />
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''{The video rewinds again}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{in his soothing voice}'' And again, breathing out. Tapple tapple tapple, tipple, flipple! That's right, far out.<br />
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''{The video moves on, showing a laser cutter cutting out the rectangular holes for the game board}''<br />
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'''WYRMWOOD:''' Waterfall Bubinga— ''{continues under Strong Bad, inaudible}'' <br /><br />
'''STRONG BAD:''' We spent thousands of dollars on this laser cutter, because apparently no one at the office could figure out... rectangles.<br />
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''{The man finishes cutting the game board and holds it up for the camera}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' "I made holes!"<br />
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''{The video continues, showing the board being assembled, and then an electric sander being used on the Trogdor!! logo, which has some discoloration}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa! This guy totally ruined this board, and won't be working here much longer.<br />
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''{The silver stringing is inlaid by hand into the logo}''<br />
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'''WYRMWOOD:''' Consummate Vs of genuine silver draw your attention right where it belongs: to he who comes in the night.<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Yes. Now that's what I'm talking about!<br />
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''{In the video, wood for the frame is cut and fitted together while the music becomes more upbeat}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Music swells. So take back your bladder. Control your diet. Get more sleep. Rekindle your romance. All the stuff that happens at the end of these commercials.<br />
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'''WYRMWOOD:''' You can also use the integrated Lazy Susan—<br />
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''{Video cuts to a finished game board, with a pair of hands rotating it freely}''<br />
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'''WYRMWOOD:''' —to turninate the board during gameplay.<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Ha''ha''! "Turninate"! I like that, I like that!<br />
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''{Video begins showing a few small pieces of wood being cut and assembled}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' No, wait, let's go back!<br />
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''{Video rewinds again, returning to the board being rotated. A beat starts up, and the video is looped several times as several filters are applied to it.}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Turninate! Turninate! ''{imitating a record scratching on a turntable}'' Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, turninate! Wyrmwood and Strong Bad with the turninate!<br />
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''{The video returns to the compass assembly}''<br />
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'''WYRMWOOD:''' This allows each player to look at the board and inlaid compass with the proper orientation, making following the instructions on each card simple.<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' This is especially helpful for your ''dumb'' friends, like that one guy Nathan. And that one lady, San...dra...<br /><br />
'''WYRMWOOD:''' ''{continues under Strong Bad, inaudibly}''<br />
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''{More silver is inlaid, and the board's surface is polished}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Each board is then hand-rubbed with, you guessed it: a-my butt.<br />
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''{The finished board is displayed for the camera}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' The 2018 Consummate Trogdor. Available at Wyrmwood dealers everywhere. ''{speaking more quickly}'' 6.2% APR, no money down, act now while supplies last, subject to some type of like stuff that makes you pay more... money if you didn't pay attention earlier...<br />
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== Fun Facts ==<br />
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* Strong Bad, once again, gets the [[Jibblies|jibblies]].<br />
* Strong Bad's faux-soothing narrator voice from [[Characters from Yonder Website]] returns.<br />
* The [[YouTube]] description for this video is "Strong Bad improves on the promo-video for the fancy wyrmwoodgaming.com version of the Trogdor board game."<br />
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== External Links ==<br />
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* [https://ksr-video.imgix.net/assets/022/087/188/323c7fd3afa57e5d394f890eb7b34a49_h264_high.mp4 View video file]<br />
* [https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1999933720/trogdor-the-board-game/posts/2250309 Watch video in post]<br />
* [https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1999933720/trogdor-the-board-game View campaign]<br />
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* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJDP7ErBJBk watch "Wyrmwood Video"] on [[YouTube]]<br />
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! colspan="3" style="text-align:center;background-color:#0F0;" | [[Trogdor! The Board Game|Trogdor!! The Board Game]] Videos<br />
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| style="text-align:center;background-color:#BFFFBF" | '''Videos'''<br />
| [[Trogdor!! The Board Game (video)|Trogdor!! The Board Game]] · [[Meeple Grove]] · '''Wyrmwood Video''' · [[Stack 'Em to the Heavens!]]<br />[[Trogdor!! The Board Game Playthrough]] · [[Expando Deck Promo]]<br />
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| style="text-align:center;background-color:#BFFFBF" | ''''''<br />
| [[Trogdor Live Playtest @ GenCon]] · [[SBCG4AP Playthrough]] · [[Final Hours Playthrough]]<br />[[Trogdor Playthrough with Strong Bad & friends!]] · [[Trogdor! LIVE with the Brothers Chaps!]]<br />
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| style="text-align:center;background-color:#BFFFBF" | '''[[Six-Sadded, Die (series)|Six‑Sadded, Die]]'''<br />
| [[Six-Sadded, Die]] · [[Six-Sadded, Die. - Don't Make Daddy P.O.'d|Don't Make Daddy P.O.'d]] · [[Six-Sadded, Die. - Peasant Burnination|Peasant Burnination]] · [[Six-Sadded, Die. - Trogdor's Fiery Rage|Trogdor's Fiery Rage]]<br />[[Six-Sadded, Die. - The Void Tower|The Void Tower]] · [[Six Sadded Die - Trogdor!! The Board Game Unboxing|Trogdor!! The Board Game Unboxing]] · [[Six-Sadded Die - Trogdor!! The Board Game Expando Deck|Trogdor!! The Board Game Expando Deck]]<br />
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| style="text-align:center;background-color:#BFFFBF" | '''[[Songs|Music]]'''<br />
| [[Trogdor Was A Man]]<br />[[Trogdor!! The Board Game Rulebook EP|Rulebook Album]] ([[Quickstart Overview (video)|Quickstart Overview]], [[The Actions You Can Do (video)|The Actions You Can Do]], [[Trogdor's Fiery Rage (video)|Trogdor's Fiery Rage]])<br />
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[[Category:Live Streams]]<br />
[[Category:YouTube]]<br />
[[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]]<br />
[[Category:Kickstarter Videos]]<br />
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