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	* [https://old.homestarrunner.com/wireless.html view the page leading to the non-existent WAP page]		* [https://old.homestarrunner.com/wireless.html view the page leading to the non-existent WAP page]
	* [https://~~old.~~homestarrunner.com/~~menuswfs~~/~~menu_sbmail~~.~~swf~~ view the only available WAP email, with added animation]		* [https://homestarrunner.com/media/pages/toons/3bcf0cc252-1609343368/menu_sbemail.gif view the only available WAP email, with added animation]

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"No such thing, Stu. No such thing."

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"Looks like it woulda been a pile-a-minute!"

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'''Wireless Bizness''' was an abandoned project created by [[The Brothers Chaps]] to have [[Strong Bad Email|Strong Bad Emails]] on mobile phones supporting [[Wireless Application Protocol|WAP]]. At the time it was accessible, the few emails that were in it were all plain text with short emails having short answers. One of them was later given animation and featured on the [[TV Time Toons Menu]]. [[E-mail Birds]] are reportedly based on another three WAP emails. It is not known why this project was terminated.

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<blockquote>Dear Strong Bad, I drank too much salty plum soda.<br />
-Stu<br />
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No such thing, Stu. No such thing.</blockquote>
<blockquote>how are you why don't you make a joke<br />
kiss<br />
bettina<br />
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Uh, I'm fine, Bettina. Why don't you make a sentence?</blockquote>
<blockquote>Homestar Runner is a total dork. Don't you<br />
think he's a total dork? I think he's a total dork!<br />
-Jeffrey Gilligan<br />
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I agree. Don't you think I agree? I agree!</blockquote>
<blockquote>Do you like to horse ride? I am horse woman!<br />
neigh. Horse woman can beat Strong Bad up.<br />
*kick*<br />
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-Naomi, AB<br />
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Strong Bad feed horse woman poison oats. *sting* -15 hp</blockquote>
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* Salty plum soda exists in real life and is in fact a staple of [[Vietnamese cuisine]].

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* [https://old.homestarrunner.com/wireless.html view the page leading to the non-existent WAP page]
* [https://old.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_sbmail.swf view the only available WAP email, with added animation]

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[/wiki/Special:Categories Categories]: <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Articles with Missing Information|Articles with Missing Information]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Secret Pages|Secret Pages]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Not Quite Strong Bad Emails|Not Quite Strong Bad Emails]]</span>

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