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	[[Where the Crap Are We?]]		''This toon has no official name. "Where the Crap Are We?" is taken from Strong Bad's first line.''

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			''"Here's a Twinkie!"''

			Strong Bad and Homestar find themselves in a mysterious blue space. Are they dead?

			'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Homestar Runner]], [[Strong Bad]]

			'''Date:''' 2003 or 2004

			'''Running time:''' 0:39

			'''DVD:'''[[Everything Else, Volume 1]]

			== Transcript ==

			''{Strong Bad and Homestar are seen standing around in a mysterious blue space. Strong Bad is looking around.}''

			'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, Strong Bad, could you give me a hand with this—

			'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{interrupting, holding a hand up to silence Homestar}'' Wait a minute, shut up. Where the crap ''are'' we?

			'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I dunno. Someplace.

			'''STRONG BAD:''' What're we doing here? ''{looks behind him at the blue background}'' It's like we're in Blue Fadey Land or something. ''{faces Homestar}''

			'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uhhhm... maybe this is heaven! ''{cheerful}'' We're dead!

			'''STRONG BAD:''' No, it can't be heaven. There's not enough Twinkies.

			''{Homestar looks to his left, and produces a Twinkie from offscreen.}''

			'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Here's a Twinkie.

			'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh. ''{looks to his right}'' Maybe this ''is'' heaven!

			'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, and it's just you and me, forever!

			''{Strong Bad slowly turns his head toward the camera as Homestar says this. As Strong Bad speaks, the background fades into a red gradient.}''

			'''STRONG BAD:''' Wait a minute... ''this isn't heaven!!!''

			''{Strong Bad flies to the left side of the screen and starts pounding on it, screaming.}''

			'''STRONG BAD:''' ''WAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGGHH!!!!!!!''

			''{Strong Bad slides down off the bottom of the screen.}''

			'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No, you're right. I think it's Massachusetts.

			''{Homestar smiles.}''

			== Easter Eggs ==

			* Click on Homestar's twinkie at the end to see Homestar use it as a telephone.

			'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{imitating telephone}'' Brinnng! Brinnng!
			''{Homestar holds the Twinkie up to his ear.}''
			'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hello? Senator Pencilface. Yes, this is Homestar. Yes sir, I can save the day!
			''{He puts the Twinkie down in midair with a telephone click noise. Then he looks to his left and lifts his leg up as if to run off, then stops, puts his leg down and looks around.}''
			'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Um... I really don't think there's a way out of here.

			== Fun Facts ==

			=== Explanations ===

			* This cartoon could be found in the program [[Macromedia Central]] by going into "Help → About Central" and Ctrl-doubleclicking on the "C" logo (On Mac go into "Central → About Central" and double CMD Clicking on the C logo). When given a password field, one would type in "sbemail" and press enter. The cartoon would then play in the "about" box.

			=== Trivia ===

			* The blue and red "fadey" backgrounds are color fill techniques known as [[Image gradient\|gradients]], where the color fades along the fill area.
			* In the [[Quote of the Week]], Strong Bad is incorrectly quoted as saying "''Naw'', it can't be heaven."

			=== Remarks ===

			* Although this is not on the main site, the quote by Strong Bad — "Naw, it can't be heaven. There's not enough Twinkies" — was used as the [[Quote of the Week]] for June 10, 2005.
			* This toon also appeared in an Easter egg on [[Everything Else, Volume 1]].
			* Homestar pulls the Twinkie from [[Hammerspace\|hammerspace]].
			* Homestar suggests that they are in [[Heaven\|heaven]], but Strong Bad hints that they are really in [[Hell\|hell]].
			* Strong Bad pounds on the edge of the screen, and Homestar could not find a way out of the other side. Despite this, Strong Bad's gloves are occasionally obscured by the edge of the screen, implying that it is not a solid wall.

			=== Goofs ===

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			''Close-up of Homestar shrugging.''

			* Homestar Runner's head extends beyond his shirt during most of this animation, especially when he shrugs.

			=== Inside References ===

			* This toon includes one of the [[Names ending in -face\|Names Ending in -face]].

			=== Real-World References ===

			* [[Twinkies]] are a snack cake produced by [[Hostess (snack cakes)\|Hostess]].
			* This toon could be a reference to the [[Jean-Paul Sartre]] play "[[No Exit]]". Written in 1944, this [[Existentialism\|existential]] play explores the idea that "hell is other people", a concept which Strong Bad comes to realize and finally panics over.

			=== Fast Forward ===

			* A [[Foods used as phones\|food used as a phone]] is seen again in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]], and once more in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]].

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