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	~~[[File:~~Whaddaya Know Haddi-~~man~~.~~png\|~~[[~~File:Whaddaya_Know_Haddi-man.png\|220px\|thumb~~]]]]		'''Whaddaya Know, Haddi-Man?''' is a kids' show starring [[Homsar]] that was introduced in the email [[for kids]] and was heard in the background in [[secret identity]]. [[Strong Bad]] thinks that children who were "raised on that [[Crap\|crap]]" would suffer from the following problems: getting "held back", "repeating the third grade", and having "low standardized test scores".
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	~~"I'm a trendy tote bag!"~~

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	'''Whaddaya Know, Haddi-Man?''' is a kids' show starring [[Homsar]] that was introduced in the email [[for kids]] and was heard in the background in [[secret identity]]. [[Strong Bad]] thinks that children who were "raised on that [[Crap\|crap]]" would suffer from the following problems: getting "held back", "repeating the third grade", and having "low standardized test scores".

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	~~== Contents ==~~

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	* [#Theme_Song_Lyrics 1 Theme Song Lyrics]
	* [#Counting_Song_Lyrics 2 Counting Song Lyrics]
	* [#Letter_of_the_Day 3 Letter of the Day]
	* [#Similarities_to_Real_Shows 4 Similarities to Real Shows]
	* [#See_Also 5 See Also]

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	~~<span id="theme-song-lyrics"></span>~~
	~~== <span class="mw-headline">~~ Theme Song Lyrics ~~</span>~~ ==

	'''KIDS' VOICES:''' Whaddaya Know, Haddi-Man?		'''KIDS' VOICES:''' Whaddaya Know, Haddi-Man?
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	'''HOMSAR:''' Ahh'm a trendy tote bag!		'''HOMSAR:''' Ahh'm a trendy tote bag!

	<~~span id="counting-song-lyrics"~~></~~span~~>		== Counting Song Lyrics ==
	== <~~span class="mw-headline"~~> ~~Counting Song Lyrics~~ </~~span~~> ==
			<blockquote>
			>Stave it <br />
			>OFF<br />
			>1 2 3<br />
			>and now<br />
			>you can<br />
			>count to<br />
			>THREE
			</blockquote>

	~~<blockquote>Stave it<br />~~
	~~OFF<br />~~
	~~1 2 3<br />~~
	~~and now<br />~~
	~~you can<br />~~
	~~count to<br />~~
	~~THREE</blockquote>~~
	This song was played 51 times in a row — though the viewer only has to endure it three times before Strong Bad cuts away.		This song was played 51 times in a row — though the viewer only has to endure it three times before Strong Bad cuts away.

	~~<span id~~=~~"letter-of-the-day"></span>~~		== Letter of the Day ==
	~~== <span class~~=~~"mw-headline">~~ Letter of the Day ~~</span>~~ ==

	Apparently, each episode has a letter of the day. In the episode shown in the email ~~"~~for kids~~"~~, the letter is [[G]]. According to Homsar, it's a ~~"~~healthy piece of real estate~~"~~.		Apparently, each episode has a letter of the day. In the episode shown in the email "for kids", the letter is [[G]]. According to Homsar, it's a "healthy piece of real estate".

	~~<span id~~=~~"similarities-to-real-shows"></span>~~		== Similarities to Real Shows ==
	~~== <span class~~=~~"mw-headline">~~ Similarities to Real Shows ~~</span>~~ ==

	* The theme song suggests an air of adventure, which is a common theme in contemporary children's shows.		* The theme song suggests an air of adventure, which is a common theme in contemporary children's shows.
	* The paper cutout designs of the kids' heads that appear during the theme song hint toward one of the more common art styles in [[Blue's Clues]]. Also common in Blue's Clues is hearing children's voices interact with the host.		* The paper cutout designs of the kids' heads that appear during the theme song hint toward one of the more common art styles in [[Blue's Clues]]. Also common in Blue's Clues is hearing children's voices interact with the host.
	* This show seems to feature a specific letter each episode; also, it contains educational sub-cartoons, like [[Sesame Street]].		* This show seems to feature a specific letter each episode; also, it contains educational sub-cartoons, like [[Sesame Street]].
	* Prior to the ~~"~~g~~"~~ appearing on the screen, Homsar jumps around the scene's foreground and background, reminiscent of [[Sesame Street]]'s ~~"~~Near and Far~~"~~ segments.		* Prior to the "g" appearing on the screen, Homsar jumps around the scene's foreground and background, reminiscent of [[Sesame Street]]'s "Near and Far" segments.
	* The Counting Song is repetitive, like many educational shows made for young children.		* The Counting Song is repetitive, like many educational shows made for young children.
	* The children requesting the song to be played again is a reference to Teletubbies, where the video would be repeated as per request from the Teletubbies.		* The children requesting the song to be played again is a reference to Teletubbies, where the video would be repeated as per request from the Teletubbies.

	~~<span id~~=~~"see-also"></span>~~		== See Also ==
	=~~= <span class="mw-headline">~~See Also~~</span>~~ ==

	* [[Yonder Website]], another parody of children's programming		* [[Yonder Website]], another parody of children's programming
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	* [#Theme_Song_Lyrics 1 Theme Song Lyrics]		* [#Theme_Song_Lyrics 1 Theme Song Lyrics]
	* [#~~Stave_It_Off~~ 2 ~~Stave It Off~~]		* [#Counting_Song_Lyrics 2 Counting Song Lyrics]
	* [#Letter_of_the_Day 3 Letter of the Day]		* [#Letter_of_the_Day 3 Letter of the Day]
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	'''HOMSAR:''' Ahh'm a trendy tote bag!		'''HOMSAR:''' Ahh'm a trendy tote bag!

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	== <span class="mw-headline"> ~~Stave It Off~~ </span> ==		== <span class="mw-headline"> Counting Song Lyrics </span> ==

	~~''See main article: [[~~Stave ~~It Off]]''~~		<blockquote>Stave it<br />
			OFF<br />
	~~Stave It Off is a~~ song ~~made to help kids learn to count, and plays multiple~~ times in a row.		1 2 3<br />
			and now<br />
			you can<br />
			count to<br />
			THREE</blockquote>
			This song was played 51 times in a row — though the viewer only has to endure it three times before Strong Bad cuts away.

	<span id="letter-of-the-day"></span>		<span id="letter-of-the-day"></span>
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	* This show seems to feature a specific letter each episode; also, it contains educational sub-cartoons, like [[Sesame Street]].		* This show seems to feature a specific letter each episode; also, it contains educational sub-cartoons, like [[Sesame Street]].
	* Prior to the "g" appearing on the screen, Homsar jumps around the scene's foreground and background, reminiscent of [[Sesame Street]]'s "Near and Far" segments.		* Prior to the "g" appearing on the screen, Homsar jumps around the scene's foreground and background, reminiscent of [[Sesame Street]]'s "Near and Far" segments.
	* The ~~Stave It Off song~~ is repetitive, like many educational shows made for young children.		* The Counting Song is repetitive, like many educational shows made for young children.
	* The children requesting the song to be played again is a reference to Teletubbies, where the video would be repeated as per request from the Teletubbies.		* The children requesting the song to be played again is a reference to Teletubbies, where the video would be repeated as per request from the Teletubbies.

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'''Whaddaya Know, Haddi-Man?''' is a kids' show starring [[Homsar]] that was introduced in the email [[for kids]] and was heard in the background in [[secret identity]]. [[Strong Bad]] thinks that children who were "raised on that [[Crap|crap]]" would suffer from the following problems: getting "held back", "repeating the third grade", and having "low standardized test scores".

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== Contents ==

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* [#Theme_Song_Lyrics 1 Theme Song Lyrics]
* [#Stave_It_Off 2 Stave It Off]
* [#Letter_of_the_Day 3 Letter of the Day]
* [#Similarities_to_Real_Shows 4 Similarities to Real Shows]
* [#See_Also 5 See Also]

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<span id="theme-song-lyrics"></span>
== <span class="mw-headline"> Theme Song Lyrics </span> ==

'''KIDS' VOICES:''' Whaddaya Know, Haddi-Man?

'''MAN:''' We'll have an adventure<br />
and several long trips<br />
We'll make some new friends<br />
And maybe get a bite to eat!!!

All 'cause we say....<br />

'''KIDS' VOICES:''' Whaddaya Know, Haddi-Man?

'''HOMSAR:''' Ahh'm a trendy tote bag!

<span id="stave-it-off"></span>
== <span class="mw-headline"> Stave It Off </span> ==

''See main article: [[Stave It Off]]''

Stave It Off is a song made to help kids learn to count, and plays multiple times in a row.

<span id="letter-of-the-day"></span>
== <span class="mw-headline"> Letter of the Day </span> ==

Apparently, each episode has a letter of the day. In the episode shown in the email "for kids", the letter is [[G]]. According to Homsar, it's a "healthy piece of real estate".

<span id="similarities-to-real-shows"></span>
== <span class="mw-headline"> Similarities to Real Shows </span> ==

* The theme song suggests an air of adventure, which is a common theme in contemporary children's shows.
* The paper cutout designs of the kids' heads that appear during the theme song hint toward one of the more common art styles in [[Blue's Clues]]. Also common in Blue's Clues is hearing children's voices interact with the host.
* This show seems to feature a specific letter each episode; also, it contains educational sub-cartoons, like [[Sesame Street]].
* Prior to the "g" appearing on the screen, Homsar jumps around the scene's foreground and background, reminiscent of [[Sesame Street]]'s "Near and Far" segments.
* The Stave It Off song is repetitive, like many educational shows made for young children.
* The children requesting the song to be played again is a reference to Teletubbies, where the video would be repeated as per request from the Teletubbies.

<span id="see-also"></span>
== <span class="mw-headline">See Also</span> ==

* [[Yonder Website]], another parody of children's programming

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[/wiki/Special:Categories Categories]: <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Songs|Songs]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:TV Shows|TV Shows]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Homestar Runner Original Soundtrack Volume 2|Homestar Runner Original Soundtrack Volume 2]]</span>

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