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	~~[[File:Sbemail147~~.~~PNG\|~~[[~~File:Sbemail147.PNG\|180px\|thumb~~]]]]		'''Twees''' is a euphemism for one's buttocks. According to [[Homestar Runner]], it is short for "buttweesimo". It can also be used metaphorically, such as referring to someone as a "horse's twees".
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	~~[[File:Sbemail147.PNG\|[[File:magnify-clip.png\|15px\|thumb]]]]~~		* '''Debut:''' [[lady fan]] — Homestar, pretending to be an aerobics instructor, encourages [[Strong Bad]] to "twees [[X it out\|it out]]", to Strong Bad's disdain. Later, after Strong Bad sets [[Marzipan]]'s crafts on fire, she calls him a "horse's twees".
			* [[Homestar Ruiner]] — Homestar claims that he's been "training his twees off for weeks". Strong Bad refers to the nuisance trophy as "awarded for being an extreme pain-in-the-twees".
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	'''Twees''' is a euphemism for one's buttocks. According to [[Homestar Runner]], it is short for "buttweesimo". It can also be used metaphorically, such as referring to someone as a "horse's twees".

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	* '''Debut:''' [[lady fan]] — Homestar, pretending to be an aerobics instructor, encourages [[Strong Bad]] to ~~"~~twees [[X it out\|it out]]~~"~~, to Strong Bad's disdain. Later, after Strong Bad sets [[Marzipan]]'s crafts on fire, she calls him a ~~"~~horse's twees~~"~~.
	* [[Homestar Ruiner]] — Homestar claims that he's been ~~"~~training his twees off for weeks~~"~~. Strong Bad refers to the nuisance trophy as ~~"~~awarded for being an extreme pain-in-the-twees~~"~~.
	* [[Fan 'Stumes 2019]] — Homestar refers to a [[Homestarmy]] costume as General Buttweesimo [[Twice]]-[[Times\|times]]-Removed Shoulderthingies.		* [[Fan 'Stumes 2019]] — Homestar refers to a [[Homestarmy]] costume as General Buttweesimo [[Twice]]-[[Times\|times]]-Removed Shoulderthingies.
	* [[Halloween Hide & Seek]] — Homestar asks [[The King of Town]], who is bouncing on a trampoline, if he's trying to ~~"~~twees it out~~"~~.		* [[Halloween Hide & Seek]] — Homestar asks [[The King of Town]], who is bouncing on a trampoline, if he's trying to "twees it out".
	* [[Decemberweenvent Calendar]] — On day 17, after listening to the music of the day, Homestar sees his [[Cow Lamp\|cow lamp]] speaking to him and decides to ~~"~~pretend [he] didn't see that~~"~~. The lamp replies ~~"~~You bet your ever lovin' twees, you will, mister!~~"~~		* [[Decemberweenvent Calendar]] — On day 17, after listening to the music of the day, Homestar sees his [[Cow Lamp\|cow lamp]] speaking to him and decides to "pretend [he] didn't see that". The lamp replies "You bet your ever lovin' twees, you will, mister!"

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'''Twees''' is a euphemism for one's buttocks. According to [[Homestar Runner]], it is short for "buttweesimo". It can also be used metaphorically, such as referring to someone as a "horse's twees".

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== <span class="mw-headline">Appearances</span> ==

* '''Debut:''' [[lady fan]] — Homestar, pretending to be an aerobics instructor, encourages [[Strong Bad]] to "twees [[X it out|it out]]", to Strong Bad's disdain. Later, after Strong Bad sets [[Marzipan]]'s crafts on fire, she calls him a "horse's twees".
* [[Homestar Ruiner]] — Homestar claims that he's been "training his twees off for weeks". Strong Bad refers to the nuisance trophy as "awarded for being an extreme pain-in-the-twees".
* [[Fan 'Stumes 2019]] — Homestar refers to a [[Homestarmy]] costume as General Buttweesimo [[Twice]]-[[Times|times]]-Removed Shoulderthingies.
* [[Halloween Hide & Seek]] — Homestar asks [[The King of Town]], who is bouncing on a trampoline, if he's trying to "twees it out".
* [[Decemberweenvent Calendar]] — On day 17, after listening to the music of the day, Homestar sees his [[Cow Lamp|cow lamp]] speaking to him and decides to "pretend [he] didn't see that". The lamp replies "You bet your ever lovin' twees, you will, mister!"

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[[File:HeadlessSB.png|[[File:HeadlessSB.png|55px|thumb|STUB'D!]]]] ''This article is a [[Category:Stubs|stub]]. You can help the Homestar Runner Wiki by [[Twees|expanding it]].''

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