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	'''Tucker Donaldson''' claims to be the representative for the fake [[Websites\|websites]] halloweensafety.gov and campussafety.gov. Although he is [[Unseen Characters\|never seen]], he has left angry messages on two [[Marzipan's Answering Machine\|answering machines]]. The first, in an [[Easter egg]], was on ~~"~~[[Mike Chapman\|Mikezipan]]'s Answering Machine~~"~~, to complain to [[The Brothers Chaps]] when they tried to ~~"~~raise awareness~~"~~ about halloweensafety.gov but ended up making a cartoon about [[Homestar Runner]] in roadsign-related costumes. He later called [[Marzipan]] after [[Cool Tapes]] apparently caused a riot at a student union. He says that he can be called at ~~"~~Tucker Tuckerson at donaldsafety.gov~~"~~.

	Tucker Donaldson tends to stutter a lot, and his messages are presented in lower sound quality, like real phone messages, unlike other [[Characters\|characters]]' messages (except [[They Might Be Giants\|John Linnell]] as [[The Poopsmith]]), which are presented at normal sound quality.		Tucker Donaldson tends to stutter a lot, and his messages are presented in lower sound quality, like real phone messages, unlike other [[Characters\|characters]]' messages (except [[They Might Be Giants\|John Linnell]] as [[The Poopsmith]]), which are presented at normal sound quality.

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	* '''Debut:''' [[Halloween Safety]] (voice only)		* '''Debut:''' [[Halloween Safety]] (voice only)
	* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]] (voice only)		* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]] (voice only)
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'''Tucker Donaldson''' claims to be the representative for the fake [[Websites|websites]] halloweensafety.gov and campussafety.gov. Although he is [[Unseen Characters|never seen]], he has left angry messages on two [[Marzipan's Answering Machine|answering machines]]. The first, in an [[Easter egg]], was on "[[Mike Chapman|Mikezipan]]'s Answering Machine", to complain to [[The Brothers Chaps]] when they tried to "raise awareness" about halloweensafety.gov but ended up making a cartoon about [[Homestar Runner]] in roadsign-related costumes. He later called [[Marzipan]] after [[Cool Tapes]] apparently caused a riot at a student union. He says that he can be called at "Tucker Tuckerson at donaldsafety.gov".

Tucker Donaldson tends to stutter a lot, and his messages are presented in lower sound quality, like real phone messages, unlike other [[Characters|characters]]' messages (except [[They Might Be Giants|John Linnell]] as [[The Poopsmith]]), which are presented at normal sound quality.

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* '''Debut:''' [[Halloween Safety]] (voice only)
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]] (voice only)

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