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''"Drop a train on 'em!"''

Large, lumbering locomotives that carry passengers across towns and across countries, '''trains''' are a great way to travel on metaphorical journeys and create spectacular wrecks. [[Hobos]] are frequently noted to inhabit them.

== Appearances ==

* [[Homsar's Character Video]] — [[Homsar]] declares himself as the captain of the [[Gravy|gravy]] train.
* [[Hallrunner]] — One of the obstacles that the Hallrunner encounters is a train.
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]] — Upon hearing that [[Marzipan]] had supposedly asked him to go away and pick up sticks, [[Homestar Runner]] angrily breaks up with her, saying she's taking the Alone Train to Aloneville.
* Email [[caffeine]] — [[Strong Sad]] hyperactively asks Marzipan to make [[Wood-davers|wood-davers]] with him, and says they'll be so successful they will take the wood-daver train into a new century.
* Email [[virus]] — [[Strong Bad]] orders [[Edgar]] to "drop a train on 'em" and remove the viruses from his computer.
* Email [[rock opera]] — Strong Bad announces his rock opera by saying, "Let's get this train-wreck a-rolling".
* [[Sick Day]] — In lieu of Strong Bad being unable to answer his [[Strong Bad Email|"word problem"]], Homestar decides to "take one for the team" by asking the question: "Two trains enter a tunnel going four miles per hour. At what time do they reach Poughkeepsie?"
* Email [[narrator]] — The [[Strong Bad Email Intros|email intro]] is a song where Strong Bad meets the email on a north-bound train.
* Email [[hygiene]] — Strong Bad condemns John's mouth as an "ecological train wreck".
* [[Kick the Can]] ([[Kick the Can|DVD commentary]]) — As [[Mike Chapman]] explains that the toons were made in two separate batches, [[The Homestar Runner]] tells him that he knew a hobo named Two Batches who got "[[Getting Run Over|run o'er]] by a train".
* [[Homestar Ruiner Teen Girl Squad]] — If Strong Bad fails to kill off any girls after he's kicked Homestar off his drawing table, he calls the resultant comic a "train-[[Mess|mess]]".
* [[Baddest of the Bands]] —
** Strong Bad considers that bringing Coach Z and Marzipan together would be like a train wreck being hit by a plane wreck.
** After Strong Bad sabotages the [[Cool Tapes]] and [[PomStar]], Marzipan describes Homestar's singing performance as a train that has obviously left the station and collided with a herd of grass-fed [[Cows|cattle]].
* [[Most in the Graveyard]] — Echoing his character video, Homsar declares himself the [[Captain Caveman]] of the graveyard train.
* [[@StrongBadActual]] (September 23, 2017; June 30, 2018; September 18-21, 2018) — Strong Bad thinks of making a "Drop A Train On 'Em" VR simulator.
* [[Steam Trading Cards]] — The description on [[Baron Darin Diamonocle]]'s card claims he wears a gold neck brace after [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]] dropped a train of [[Anvils|anvils]] on his head.

== See Also ==

* [[Cars]]
* [[Boats]]
* [[Bikes]]
[[Category:Vehicles]]