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	<~~div class="thumbcaption"~~>		>'''MATT:''' I love that "gross towel" immediately equals Coach Z. <br />
			>'''MIKE:''' Coach Z and gross towels— in the last year or so, there's been a few references to towels, hasn't there?
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	~~<blockquote>'''MATT:''' I love that "gross towel" immediately equals Coach Z.<br />~~
	~~'''MIKE:''' Coach Z and gross towels— in the last year or so, there's been a few references to towels, hasn't there?</blockquote>~~
	— [[The Brothers Chaps]] on the [[DNA Evidence\|DNA Evidence DVD commentary]]		— [[The Brothers Chaps]] on the [[DNA Evidence\|DNA Evidence DVD commentary]]

	'''Towels''' are regularly mentioned and used in the [[Homestar Runner universe]]. Typically they are seen being worn after bathing, rather than used as a cleaning implement.		'''Towels''' are regularly mentioned and used in the [[Homestar Runner universe]]. Typically they are seen being worn after bathing, rather than used as a cleaning implement.

	~~<span id~~=~~"appearances"></span>~~		== Appearances ==
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	* [[In Search of the Yello Dello]] — The [[Showering\|showering]] [[Aliens\|alien]]'s towel falls off.		* [[In Search of the Yello Dello]] — The [[Showering\|showering]] [[Aliens\|alien]]'s towel falls off.
	* [[Main Page 14]] — [[Homestar Runner]] appears, dressed in nothing but a towel.		* [[Main Page 14]] — [[Homestar Runner]] appears, dressed in nothing but a towel.
	* [[Where's The Cheat?]] — After tearfully ~~"~~confessing~~"~~ to killing [[Pom Pom]] in a prank call, [[Strong Bad]] (as Homestar) requests that [[Marzipan]] ~~"~~bring some towels... and some garbage bags~~"~~.		* [[Where's The Cheat?]] — After tearfully "confessing" to killing [[Pom Pom]] in a prank call, [[Strong Bad]] (as Homestar) requests that [[Marzipan]] "bring some towels... and some garbage bags".
	* Email [[suntan]] — Strong Bad sunbathes on a towel with a tiger on it.		* Email [[suntan]] — Strong Bad sunbathes on a towel with a tiger on it.
	* [[Halloween Fairstival]] — A drippy towel is among the horrifying objects in [[Coach Z]]'s [[Locker Room\|locker room]].		* [[Halloween Fairstival]] — A drippy towel is among the horrifying objects in [[Coach Z]]'s [[Locker Room\|locker room]].
	* Email [[secret recipes]] — [[The Cheat]] wears a towel to hide the fact that he has been shaven.		* Email [[secret recipes]] — [[The Cheat]] wears a towel to hide the fact that he has been shaven.
	* Email [[trading cards]] — Coach Z is shown wearing a towel on the ~~"~~[[Showering]] Expert~~"~~ [[Trading Cards\|card]].		* Email [[trading cards]] — Coach Z is shown wearing a towel on the "[[Showering]] Expert" [[Trading Cards\|card]].
	* [[Decemberween Short Shorts]] — Coach Z makes a Decemberween tree out of towels, [[Underwear\|underwear]], and [[Blue Star Ointment]]. Homestar wears a towel around his neck.		* [[Decemberween Short Shorts]] — Coach Z makes a Decemberween tree out of towels, [[Underwear\|underwear]], and [[Blue Star Ointment]]. Homestar wears a towel around his neck.
	* [[DNA Evidence]] — Coach Z (as [[Damp Towel Man]]) collects a gross towel from the [[House of the Brothers Strong]].		* [[DNA Evidence]] — Coach Z (as [[Damp Towel Man]]) collects a gross towel from the [[House of the Brothers Strong]].
	* Email [[concert]] — Strong Bad and [[Strong Sad]] wear towels on their heads while in the [[Mud Baths\|mud baths]].		* Email [[concert]] — Strong Bad and [[Strong Sad]] wear towels on their heads while in the [[Mud Baths\|mud baths]].
	* [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]] — [[Cheerleader]] is killed by the towels and other equipment from the ~~<s>~~Towel Boy~~</s>~~ Team Manager's cart.		* [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]] — [[Cheerleader]] is killed by the towels and other equipment from the Towel Boy Team Manager's cart.
	* [[The Next Epi-Snowed]] — [[Gunhaver]] is shown wearing a towel.		* [[The Next Epi-Snowed]] — [[Gunhaver]] is shown wearing a towel.
	* [[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Bad uses [[Strong Mad]]'s ~~"~~athletic region towel~~"~~ to construct his effigy of [[The King of Town]].		* [[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Bad uses [[Strong Mad]]'s "athletic region towel" to construct his effigy of [[The King of Town]].
	* [[Coach Z's 110%]] — Homestar again wears a towel around his ~~"~~shoulders~~"~~.		* [[Coach Z's 110%]] — Homestar again wears a towel around his "shoulders".
	* [[Fish Eye Lens]] — One of the items improved by pointing a fish-eye lens at it is a country dish towel.		* [[Fish Eye Lens]] — One of the items improved by pointing a fish-eye lens at it is a country dish towel.

	~~<span id~~=~~"see-also"></span>~~		== See Also ==
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	* [[Paper Towels]]		* [[Paper Towels]]
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<blockquote>'''MATT:''' I love that "gross towel" immediately equals Coach Z.<br />
'''MIKE:''' Coach Z and gross towels— in the last year or so, there's been a few references to towels, hasn't there?</blockquote>
— [[The Brothers Chaps]] on the [[DNA Evidence|DNA Evidence DVD commentary]]

'''Towels''' are regularly mentioned and used in the [[Homestar Runner universe]]. Typically they are seen being worn after bathing, rather than used as a cleaning implement.

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* [[In Search of the Yello Dello]] — The [[Showering|showering]] [[Aliens|alien]]'s towel falls off.
* [[Main Page 14]] — [[Homestar Runner]] appears, dressed in nothing but a towel.
* [[Where's The Cheat?]] — After tearfully "confessing" to killing [[Pom Pom]] in a prank call, [[Strong Bad]] (as Homestar) requests that [[Marzipan]] "bring some towels... and some garbage bags".
* Email [[suntan]] — Strong Bad sunbathes on a towel with a tiger on it.
* [[Halloween Fairstival]] — A drippy towel is among the horrifying objects in [[Coach Z]]'s [[Locker Room|locker room]].
* Email [[secret recipes]] — [[The Cheat]] wears a towel to hide the fact that he has been shaven.
* Email [[trading cards]] — Coach Z is shown wearing a towel on the "[[Showering]] Expert" [[Trading Cards|card]].
* [[Decemberween Short Shorts]] — Coach Z makes a Decemberween tree out of towels, [[Underwear|underwear]], and [[Blue Star Ointment]]. Homestar wears a towel around his neck.
* [[DNA Evidence]] — Coach Z (as [[Damp Towel Man]]) collects a gross towel from the [[House of the Brothers Strong]].
* Email [[concert]] — Strong Bad and [[Strong Sad]] wear towels on their heads while in the [[Mud Baths|mud baths]].
* [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]] — [[Cheerleader]] is killed by the towels and other equipment from the <s>Towel Boy</s> Team Manager's cart.
* [[The Next Epi-Snowed]] — [[Gunhaver]] is shown wearing a towel.
* [[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Bad uses [[Strong Mad]]'s "athletic region towel" to construct his effigy of [[The King of Town]].
* [[Coach Z's 110%]] — Homestar again wears a towel around his "shoulders".
* [[Fish Eye Lens]] — One of the items improved by pointing a fish-eye lens at it is a country dish towel.

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* [[Paper Towels]]

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