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''"What could be more posh than having a cat give you your toilet paper for each wipe?"''

'''Toilet paper''' is used as a great tool for vandalism, alongside [[Eggs|eggs]], especially on [[Halloween]]. It is also a versatile material, as the empty tubes can be used in cardboard construction.

== Appearances ==

* [[Strong Bad Desktop Theme]] — The Recycle Bin icon is replaced with a roll of toilet paper.
* Email [[new hands]] (Easter egg) — One of the options for Strong Bad's new hands is a roll of toilet paper.
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0]] — [[Strong Bad]], as "Safety [[Dan]]", assures [[Marzipan]] that [[Marzipan's House|her house]] is safe from Halloween egging and toilet-papering.
* [[Strumstar Hammer]] — On the final page, the [[Golbol]] is modified to resemble a commode, and is accompanied with a roll of toilet paper.
* [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] — Strong Bad, [[Strong Mad]], and [[The Cheat]] roll [[The Stick]] with toilet paper. They offer to give a roll to [[The King of Town|the King of Town]] in exchange for leaving them alone. Strong Bad also sits on a throne made of toilet paper rolls.
* Email [[monument]] — The left leg of the hypothetical Strong Bad monument is constructed from toilet paper rolls.
* [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]] — The girls are excited to attend summer camp now that it has working toilet paper.
* Email [[trading cards]] — One of [[Coach Z]]'s trading cards says "Ol' [[Butt Patting|Butt Patt]][[Names ending in -erson|erson]] once made a castle out of toilet paper!"
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]] — [[Strong Sad]] reminisces about an April Fools' prank when he and Marzipan replaced everybody's toilet paper with 100% post-consumer recycled toilet paper.
* Email [[diorama]] — Strong Bad uses a cardboard toilet paper tube to construct a [[robot]] for his diorama displaying the assassination of [[Presidents|president]] Jimmy Carter.
* Email [[your edge]] — Rolls of toilet paper are one of the items in Strong Bad's arsenal of "[[Noun-Verb|edge-have]][[Noun-ery|ry]]".
* [[Strong Badia the Free]] — Bubs is optimistic about Strong Bad taking over the world, because once Strong Bad drives the economy down the toilet, everyone will have to buy toilet paper from him.
* [[Baddest of the Bands]] — Coach Z has a crate filled with "Colonel Rockbottom's half-ply toilet tissue", which he brands with his own logo. Strong Bad steals some to toilet paper The Stick and frame Coach Z. Strong Bad himself refuses to use the toilet paper, claiming that his butt requires at least seven plies.
* [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] — When [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]] examines the [[Ruby Powered Rocket|ruby powered rocket]], he says that he ordered one of these from the back of a comic book, once, only the ruby was plastic, and the rocket was a toilet paper roll, and the comic book was a [[Napkin|napkin]].
* [[8-Bit is Enough]] — If the player checks the bathroom cabinets, Strong Bad claims that they used the last of the toilet paper dressing [[Strong Mad]] up as "Squarehotep: The Vengeful Mummy".
* [[Donut Unto Others]] — Homestar writes his secret recipe for [[Doughnuts|doughnuts]] on a square of toilet paper.
* [[Record Store Day]] — One of the album covers featured in the montage for the song "B-est of B-sides" displays a toilet paper roll in a red-tiled bathroom with a Japanese "DVD" sticker reading "ALL TOMORROW'S EURO-RESTROOMS".
* [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]] — Coach Z is aghast at the two-star bed-and-breakfast's "failed [[Terlet|terlet]] paper rose".
* [[Posh Toilet Paper]] — In this [[Skills of an Artist]] episode, Strong Bad draws a picture of a roll of toilet paper being held by a cat.
* [[Halloween Hijinks]] — Coach Z complains that [[The Sad Kids]] only used three squares of toilet paper to vandalize the front stoop. Later, a title card featuring a mischievous roll of toilet paper holding a roll of toilet paper appears.
* Email [[parenting]] — In the privy next to the [[King of Town's Castle|King of Town's castle]], a roll of toilet paper reads "strides of great progreſſ" and "copious cans o' progreſſo soup."
* [[@StrongBadActual]] tweet ([[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2022|02 Jul 2022]]) — In response to an AI-generated image of "Strong Bad and Homestar Runner on a rap album cover", Strong Bad remarks that if he had toilet paper hands, he would totally record a rap album with Homestar.
* [[Back To A Website|Back to a Website]] — College Homestar tries to get [[Cardboard Homestar]] to link to his website by offering a roll of toilet paper.

== See Also ==

* [[Paper Towels]]
* [[Toilets]]
* [[Towels]]
* [[Napkins]]
* [[Diapers]]
* [[Whatsit]]
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