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	[[~~File:thesneak~~.~~PNG~~\|[[~~File:thesneak~~.~~PNG~~\|~~220px~~\|~~thumb~~]]]]		'''The Sneak''' (a.k.a. "'''The Dapper Swindler'''") is the [[Old-Timey]] version of [[The Cheat]], and takes the appearance of an [[Didelphimorphia\|opossum]]. He is always silent (save for when [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing\|delivering a telegram]]) and communicates by waving his nose. He's the [[Strong Man]]'s greatest pal, and loves to join [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]] in causing catastrophe. His schemes include dropping [[The Homestar Runner]] from his "flying machine", stealing fresh jam and putting a Bengal tiger in [[The Kaiser]]'s latrine. He supposedly likes to do the [[Hully Gully\|hully gully]] on the [[Panama Canal]], but has only been seen doing it on a barrel. The a cappella group [[DaVinci's Notebook]] wrote a song for him, entitled the [[Ballad of The Sneak]], which was made into a cartoon by [[The Brothers Chaps]]. The lyrics in the song suggest that The Sneak is yellow in color, similar to his present day double, despite the fact that the Old-Timey cartoons have no color. However, his [[Storybook Character Variations\|storybook version]] from [[Homestar Runner Goes for the Gold]] still appears in black and white.
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	~~</div>~~		"The Dapper Swindler" is the [[Nicknames\|nickname]] given to The Sneak on his wanted poster. When he was spotted in [[Tammany Hall]], [[Police\|police]] sketch artists made a questionable rendering of the infamous knave as a human figure with The Sneak's nose and fangs. The poster mentions that he is known as The Sneak in the [[Canada\|Northwest Territories]].
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	'''The Sneak''' (a.k.a. "'''The Dapper Swindler'''") is the [[Old-Timey]] version of [[The Cheat]], and takes the appearance of an [[Didelphimorphia\|opossum]]. He is always silent (save for when [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing\|delivering a telegram]]) and communicates by waving his nose. He's the [[Strong Man]]'s greatest pal, and loves to join [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]] in causing catastrophe. His schemes include dropping [[The Homestar Runner]] from his "flying machine", stealing fresh jam and putting a Bengal tiger in [[The Kaiser]]'s latrine. He supposedly likes to do the [[Hully Gully\|hully gully]] on the [[Panama Canal]], but has only been seen doing it on a barrel. The a cappella group [[DaVinci's Notebook]] wrote a song for him, entitled the [[Ballad of The Sneak]], which was made into a cartoon by [[The Brothers Chaps]]. The lyrics in the song suggest that The Sneak is yellow in color, similar to his present day double, despite the fact that the Old-Timey cartoons have no color. However, his [[Storybook Character Variations\|storybook version]] from [[Homestar Runner Goes for the Gold]] still appears in black and white.

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	~~Take that, Tammany Hall!~~

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	~~"The Dapper Swindler"~~ is the [[Nicknames\|nickname]] given to The Sneak on his wanted poster. When he was spotted in [[Tammany Hall]], [[Police\|police]] sketch artists made a questionable rendering of the infamous knave as a human figure with The Sneak's nose and fangs. The poster mentions that he is known as The Sneak in the [[Canada\|Northwest Territories]].

	He [[pet show\|once won a Plague Show]] for having more infectious diseases than all the other vermin entered in the contest.		He [[pet show\|once won a Plague Show]] for having more infectious diseases than all the other vermin entered in the contest.

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	* '''Debut:''' Email [[little animal]] (Easter egg)		* '''Debut:''' Email [[little animal]] (Easter egg)
	* ~~[[Category:The Sneak Filmography\|Complete Filmography]]~~		*

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'''The Sneak''' (a.k.a. "'''The Dapper Swindler'''") is the [[Old-Timey]] version of [[The Cheat]], and takes the appearance of an [[Didelphimorphia|opossum]]. He is always silent (save for when [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing|delivering a telegram]]) and communicates by waving his nose. He's the [[Strong Man]]'s greatest pal, and loves to join [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]] in causing catastrophe. His schemes include dropping [[The Homestar Runner]] from his "flying machine", stealing fresh jam and putting a Bengal tiger in [[The Kaiser]]'s latrine. He supposedly likes to do the [[Hully Gully|hully gully]] on the [[Panama Canal]], but has only been seen doing it on a barrel. The a cappella group [[DaVinci's Notebook]] wrote a song for him, entitled the [[Ballad of The Sneak]], which was made into a cartoon by [[The Brothers Chaps]]. The lyrics in the song suggest that The Sneak is yellow in color, similar to his present day double, despite the fact that the Old-Timey cartoons have no color. However, his [[Storybook Character Variations|storybook version]] from [[Homestar Runner Goes for the Gold]] still appears in black and white.

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Take that, Tammany Hall!

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"The Dapper Swindler" is the [[Nicknames|nickname]] given to The Sneak on his wanted poster. When he was spotted in [[Tammany Hall]], [[Police|police]] sketch artists made a questionable rendering of the infamous knave as a human figure with The Sneak's nose and fangs. The poster mentions that he is known as The Sneak in the [[Canada|Northwest Territories]].

He [[pet show|once won a Plague Show]] for having more infectious diseases than all the other vermin entered in the contest.

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== <span class="mw-headline">Filmography</span> ==

* '''Debut:''' Email [[little animal]] (Easter egg)
* [[Category:The Sneak Filmography|Complete Filmography]]

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