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'''The Periodic Table of Candy Elements''' is a table showing how the various "elements" of candy are related to each other. [[Strong Bad]] displays it in the email [[candy product]]. Many of the candy elements end with "-ium"; this is the standard suffix for metal elements.

Several of these elements' symbols are symbols of the real [[Periodic table|Periodic Table of Elements]]: [[Lead|Pb (lead)]], [[Aluminium|Al (aluminium)]], [[Calcium|Ca (calcium)]], [[Cobalt|Co (cobalt)]], [[Chromium|Cr (chromium)]], and [[Meitnerium|Mt (meitnerium)]]. Note that the [[chemical symbol]] '''Ch''' is used for both the ''Chocolatium'' and ''Chewy'' elements. The table shares its shape with the real Periodic Table of the Elements, including the blue row of [[Lanthanide]]/[[Actinide]] equivalents, although it has far fewer elements shown (there may be others, however, considering that Bubble Gum is element 105 and Those Wafer Things is 316, and hence out of order; licorice, which was mentioned in the email, is conspicuously absent).

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[[Chocolate|Chocolatium]]

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Darkium<br />
Chocolatium

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Peanutbutter

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Cookium

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Pretzelium

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Cr

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Crispity

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Chewy

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Go

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Gooey<br />
Center

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Ca

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Caramelium

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Pf

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Puffed Rice

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Ma

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[[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows|Marshmalloid]]

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Fudge

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Hard<br />
Candium

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Cc

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Candy<br />
Coating

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Ng

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[[Nougat]]

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Taffium

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Mt

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Minty Fresh

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Al

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Almond

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[[Gum|Bubble Gum]]

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316

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Those<br />
Wafer Things

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