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	* [[Pom Pom]]'s hypothetical sister, [[Pom Pom's Hypothetical Family\|Stella Do]] (imagined by Strong Bad in [[Family Resemblence]])		* [[Pom Pom]]'s hypothetical sister, [[Pom Pom's Hypothetical Family\|Stella Do]] (imagined by Strong Bad in [[Family Resemblence]])
	* [[Marshie's Mother\|Marshie's mother]] (from [[retirement]])		* [[Marshie's Mother\|Marshie's mother]] (from [[retirement]])
	* [[Preshy]], [[Rejected Characters\|The Hurricane]], [[Folly]], and other [[Rejected Characters\|rejected characters]] (from [[Why Come Only One Girl?]])		* [[Rejected Characters\|Preshy]], [[Rejected Characters\|The Hurricane]], and [[Folly]], and other [[Rejected Characters\|rejected characters]] (from [[Why Come Only One Girl?]])
	* [[Crack Stuntman's Girlfriend\|Crack Stuntman's girlfriend]] (partially unseen)		* [[Crack Stuntman's Girlfriend\|Crack Stuntman's girlfriend]] (partially unseen)
	* [[Grandmaw Auntpaw]]		* [[Grandmaw Auntpaw]]
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	=== <span class="mw-headline"> [[Unseen Characters]] </span> ===		=== <span class="mw-headline"> [[Unseen Characters]] </span> ===

	* ~~The "~~[[Shut Up, Lady]]~~" lady~~		* [[Shut Up, Lady\|The Shut Up Lady]]
	* Marzipan's cousin [[Debra]] (mentioned in [[Happy Dethemberween]] and [[senior prom]])		* Marzipan's cousin [[Debra]] (mentioned in [[Happy Dethemberween]] and [[senior prom]])
	* [[Bubs]]'s first wife (mentioned in [[fan club]])		* [[Bubs]]'s first wife (mentioned in [[fan club]])
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	* From [[Cheat Commandos]]:		* From [[Cheat Commandos]]:
	** [[Foxface]], the only female Cheat Commando (One of the traits on her container even says "Not one of the guys!!")		** [[Foxface]], the only female Cheat Commando (One of the traits on her container even says "Not one of the guys!!")
	** [[Blue Laser Commander]]'s Nana
	** [[New Bad Guy Girl Character]]		** [[New Bad Guy Girl Character]]
	** [[Gunhavette]]		** [[Gunhavette]]
	* From the [[Dangeresque (film series)\|Dangeresque]] franchise:
	** [[Cutesy Buttons]] (portrayed by Marzipan)
	** [[Sultry Buttons]] (also portrayed by Marzipan)
	** [[Perducci]]'s mother, Mama Perducci, and his Nana
	* From [[Powered by The Cheat]]:		* From [[Powered by The Cheat]]:
	** [[Baby Styles]]		** [[Baby Styles]]
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	* The [[Folk Tale World\|little girl]] from [[A Folky Tale]]		* The [[Folk Tale World\|little girl]] from [[A Folky Tale]]
	* [[Advantage]]		* [[Advantage]]
	* The healer and the fair Maiden Ogletree from [[Minor Thy Dungeonman Characters\|Thy Dungeonman II]], the hag from [[Minor Thy Dungeonman Characters\|Thy Dungeonman 3]], and Collagen's mother from the [[Thy Dungeonman Instruction Manual]]
	* The [[Baby Lady]] from [[Peasant's Quest]]
	* The [[Keeper of Trogdor]] Crangolev and Galgabudge's mother

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	=== <span class="mw-headline"> [[Puppet Stuff]] </span> ===		=== <span class="mw-headline"> [[Puppet Stuff]] </span> ===

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	* [[Very, Very Little Girl]]		* [[Very, Very Little Girl]]

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	=== <span class="mw-headline"> [[Pseudocharacters]] </span> ===		=== <span class="mw-headline"> [[Pseudocharacters]] </span> ===

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"I'm the only girl."

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Since [[Marzipan]] is '''the only main character that is female''' in the [[Homestar Runner universe]], [[Characters|characters]] sometimes [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LampshadeHanging lampshade] that fact by remarking about it.

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* [#Appearances 1 Appearances]
* [#Other_Female_Characters 2 Other Female Characters]
** [#Secondary_Characters 2.1 Secondary Characters]
** [#Unseen_Characters 2.2 Unseen Characters]
** [#Characters_from_Sub-Universes 2.3 Characters from Sub-Universes]
** [#Puppet_Stuff 2.4 Puppet Stuff]
** [#Pseudocharacters 2.5 Pseudocharacters]
* [#See_Also 3 See Also]

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== <span class="mw-headline"> Appearances</span> ==

* [[Who Said What Now?]] — When Marzipan is clicked on, she says "I'm the only girl."
* [[Homestar Runner's Character Video]] — Homestar says he dates the only girl.
* Email [[marzipan]] — Emily, the author of the email, mentions that the only girl she's seen even near [[Strong Bad]] is Marzipan.
* [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] — When Homestar turns into Freaky Marzipan, Marzipan says "Hooray! I'm not the only girl!"
* [[Why Come Only One Girl?]] — The entire toon and commentary explain why Marzipan is the only girl on the website. The commentary also explains [[The Brothers Chaps]]' numerous attempts at introducing another female character.
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]] — [[Bubs]] asks Marzipan if she can introduce him to other ladies she might know, since she isn't his type.
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]] — Strong Bad leaves a prank call pretending to be the new girl character, "[[Sharpdene]]", who acknowledges the fact that Marzipan was the only girl.

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== <span class="mw-headline">Other Female Characters</span> ==

Despite Marzipan's being the only female among the main characters, there exist several secondary characters as well as characters from other created sub-universes.

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=== <span class="mw-headline"> Secondary Characters </span> ===

* [[General and Fraulein Pom Pom|Fraulein Pom Pom]], the mother of [[Pom Pom]] (from [[Pom Pom, Too]])
* An [[Unnamed Characters|unnamed blonde audience member]] standing behind [[Mr. Bland]] in [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]]
* [[The Yello Dello]]
* [[Rejected Characters|Champeen]] (from [[Dancin' Bubs]] and [[Why Come Only One Girl?]])
* Pom Pom's [[Pom Pom's Girls|girlfriends]]
* The female [[The Sad Kids|Sad Kid]]
* [[Modestly Hot Homsar]] (imagined by Strong Bad)
* [[Pom Pom]]'s hypothetical sister, [[Pom Pom's Hypothetical Family|Stella Do]] (imagined by Strong Bad in [[Family Resemblence]])
* [[Marshie's Mother|Marshie's mother]] (from [[retirement]])
* [[Preshy]], [[Rejected Characters|The Hurricane]], [[Folly]], and other [[Rejected Characters|rejected characters]] (from [[Why Come Only One Girl?]])
* [[Crack Stuntman's Girlfriend|Crack Stuntman's girlfriend]] (partially unseen)
* [[Grandmaw Auntpaw]]
* The [[Strong Bad Classics!|Porridge Maiden]] (presumably fictional)

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=== <span class="mw-headline"> [[Unseen Characters]] </span> ===

* The "[[Shut Up, Lady]]" lady
* Marzipan's cousin [[Debra]] (mentioned in [[Happy Dethemberween]] and [[senior prom]])
* [[Bubs]]'s first wife (mentioned in [[fan club]])
* Bubs's sister (mentioned in [[Most in the Graveyard]])
* [[Marzipan]]'s sister (mentioned in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]])
* [[Humidibot]]'s girlfriend Humidibeth (mentioned in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]])

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=== <span class="mw-headline"> Characters from Sub-Universes </span> ===

* Marzipan's [[Marzipan|variations]]:
** [[Old-Timey Marzipan]]
** [[Marzi-Mei]]
** [[Xeriouxly Forxe Character Variations|M.Z. Pan]]
** [[Yonder Website Character Variations|Character 5]]
* From [[Teen Girl Squad]]:
** [[Cheerleader]], [[So and So]], [[What's Her Face]], and [[The Ugly One]] — According to The Brothers Chaps, it was the introduction of Teen Girl Squad that curtailed their efforts at creating another main-universe female character.
** [[Mrs. Commanderson]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters|Mrs. So-and-so-erson]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters|Learner's Permit Girl]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters|Mindy]] and [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters|her friends]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters|Momkins]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters|Daphne]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters|Mrs. Frillsneck]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters|Meredith]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters|Kimberly]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters|Chizuko]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters|Medusa]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters|Color Guard Maiden]]
* From [[Cheat Commandos]]:
** [[Foxface]], the only female Cheat Commando (One of the traits on her container even says "Not one of the guys!!")
** [[Blue Laser Commander]]'s Nana
** [[New Bad Guy Girl Character]]
** [[Gunhavette]]
* From the [[Dangeresque (film series)|Dangeresque]] franchise:
** [[Cutesy Buttons]] (portrayed by Marzipan)
** [[Sultry Buttons]] (also portrayed by Marzipan)
** [[Perducci]]'s mother, Mama Perducci, and his Nana
* From [[Powered by The Cheat]]:
** [[Baby Styles]]
** [[strong badathlon|Laconic]]
* The [[Unnamed Characters|female character]] from [[Dullard]]
* The [[Folk Tale World|little girl]] from [[A Folky Tale]]
* [[Advantage]]
* The healer and the fair Maiden Ogletree from [[Minor Thy Dungeonman Characters|Thy Dungeonman II]], the hag from [[Minor Thy Dungeonman Characters|Thy Dungeonman 3]], and Collagen's mother from the [[Thy Dungeonman Instruction Manual]]
* The [[Baby Lady]] from [[Peasant's Quest]]
* The [[Keeper of Trogdor]] Crangolev and Galgabudge's mother

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=== <span class="mw-headline"> [[Puppet Stuff]] </span> ===

* [[Little Girl]]
* [[Other Little Girl]]
* [[Very, Very Little Girl]]

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=== <span class="mw-headline"> [[Pseudocharacters]] </span> ===

* [[Wormdingler]]
* Marzipan's guitar [[Carol]]
* Marzipan's microwave [[Mrs. Bennedetto]]
* [[Lappy 486|Female Lappy 486]]
* [[Cardboard Marzipan]]
* [[Belinda]]

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== <span class="mw-headline"> See Also </span> ==

* [[Strong Bad's Ladies]]
* [[Pom Pom's Girls]]
* [[Parents]]
* [[Unseen Characters]]

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